Canned corn. And instant mash potatoes.
Posted by Beradicus69@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 138 comments
Just buttery goodness with extra side of sodium
Posted by Beradicus69@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 138 comments
Just buttery goodness with extra side of sodium
davedude115@reddit
This should be Americana
Sad_Remove3625@reddit
Drop in some crispy bacon!
Pen-Personal@reddit
I’ve spent some time on this sub and never did a post like yours just being back a core memory of my older brother eating Pringles with some regurgitated looking stuff like that.
I tried it. Not bad but not my brand of poverty.
Nervous___af@reddit
Damn, i really miss this. I like to make a sammich with it, too
not_bored_@reddit
Add some cut up chicken nuggets or chicken strips in there and you’re golden
koolaidismything@reddit
Got that makes me wanna pound water.. that’s so dense and dry lol.
the-exiled-muse@reddit
Or ground beef. My mother had a soul food dish that was ground beef cooked with tomato sauce and corn, ringed with mash potatoes with topped with cheddar.
BackyardByTheP00L@reddit
Shepherd's pie! Layers of delicious comfort food from childhood. Add creamed corn instead of regular corn to those mashed potatoes & it's even tastier.
quiplaam@reddit
Make some instant gravy and you got a budget KFC bowl.
Hughmungalous@reddit
“DONT FORGET THE FUCKIN’ CHEESE!!!” Me at my local KFC.
CobraWasTaken@reddit
Am I the only one that gets the KFC bowl without corn? I like corn in some stuff but it seems weird in the bowl to me...
HashbrownieThePerson@reddit
I’m with you bro
saddenedbutradcat@reddit
Add some hot sauce🗣️
Sakosaga@reddit
All of you guys are forgetting the chicken nuggets
saddenedbutradcat@reddit
Nah someone said popcorn chicken
tsundear96@reddit
KFC employee: takes a hit of crack sure bro I gotchu
abbychestnut666@reddit
“EXTRA CHEESE I WANT MY INSIDES TO TURN TO GLUE” - me at the KFC
Large_Tune3029@reddit
Not really "budget" lol they use cheap frozen corn and instant mashed potatoes also
boglegoggy@reddit
Came here for this level of genius. Dollar store food hack
IdealExtension3004@reddit
Now you're makin' a stew, baby
Rainwillis@reddit
newcitynewme724@reddit
I was gonna say this is halfway to a KFC Famous Bowl
not_bored_@reddit
Exactly!
ReallyBrainDead@reddit
Failure pile in a sadness bowl!
DifficultHeat1803@reddit
Yes.
Healthy_Broccoli1927@reddit
It sure is.
Short_Purple_6003@reddit
Add gravy and a sliced up chicken tender and you just made a KFC bowl
SokkaHaikuBot@reddit
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vicarofvhs@reddit
Good bot.
avomonkey@reddit
you know what, I’d smash that
Potato_is_yum@reddit
Damn why have i never tried this??
test_tickles@reddit
Off with this head!
xndoTV@reddit
Gravy and chicken tenders for that KFC nostalgia
Prestigious-Safe-950@reddit
Add hamburger 🤤 chef's kiss
DanFlashes420-69@reddit
Chicken + cheese or gravy and that’s a KFC famous bowl, good eating.
KnowledgeDry7891@reddit
🤮 🌽 🥔
VinnyMaxta@reddit
Add some ground beef for a delicious Paté Chinois!! Cream corn is a must tho.
nunsreversereverse@reddit
Tasty, tasty corn.
LostinQuiddity@reddit
Throw in some chickie nuggies and you'll have you're on KFC bowl
osrs_addy@reddit
Shitty? Missing some brown gravy and dinner rolls.
Z-W-Ironworks@reddit
10/10 would eat and enjoy.
Last_Replacement6156@reddit
It tastes good tho
Beradicus69@reddit (OP)
I kinda love that this post is my top rated post. No politics. Just a pot of corn and potatoes. 1.5k upvotes. Lol.
Apparently if I added gravy and Dino nuggets. This could have made front page lol
Last_Replacement6156@reddit
Something nice and simple!
I think you should add those, post it and see what happens! Let us know how it is as well
Beradicus69@reddit (OP)
I love that everyone has been so positive and helpful about making this dish an amazing cuisine!
Gravy. Obviously! Dino nuggets has been a solid second.
Adding anything to potatoes. Even instant potatoes. Is just a beautiful thing.
I'm happy this sub loved my dinner.
Even everyone saying the potatoes were dry.
That's what's the corn is for. Bursting corn buttery juices!
OOHRAHJarhead@reddit
You won’t believe this until you try it but here goes. As it is with the taters and corn pour some Dorothy Lynch salad dressing on it and some pepper. It’s great. I’d be interested to know if you or anyone tried it and what your thoughts are. I’ve been known to use ketchup if I’m out of the dressing.
Beradicus69@reddit (OP)
We all have our own opinions and tastes.
With corn and potatoes I'd use bbq sauce instead of ketchup if I had the option.
Apple butter bbq sauce. Now you've me thinking!
OOHRAHJarhead@reddit
You are correct. Great idea. I have tried that too and it’s good as well.
Zhaneranger@reddit
Oh I do like this combo! But that might be because it reminds me of the times when getting a TV dinner once in a while was a treat
Redillenium@reddit
This is the shit
MissMelines@reddit
there is nothing shitty about the salty, buttery, yet total wrongness of instant potatoes. Have you tried a can of CREAMED corn with them? 🫠 instant potatoes weren’t allowed in my house growing up but my favorite kid meal was fried chicken cutlet, creamed corn and mashed spuds from scratch.
i_n_b_e@reddit
My autistic ass would eat this with joy
Sophisticated-Sloth-@reddit
Oh man I used to eat that all the time as a kid. Delicious!
malibouj187@reddit
You need instant gravy and maybe some dino nugs.
P1tzO1@reddit
Most of the time the thing that separates normal meals from poverty meals is a little sauce
Big-Zoo@reddit
Nuggets and gravy and this is fine comfort food
SpeedBlitzX@reddit
I first misread that as "Candied corn" and thought oh no..
But honestly this just looks like something one would see in a Swanson or Hungry man dinner.
Beradicus69@reddit (OP)
It's almost like candy for adults.
Those bits of corn are all bursts of butter and salt.!
N8dork2020@reddit
When I was a kid I would snack on frozen corn. Loved it!!!
Arxid87@reddit
The potatoes look like overcooked rice
Adventurous_Ad7442@reddit
You can form this into a patty - pan fry in ghee or evoo for delicious fritter of instant potatoes & corn. Maybe put something interesting on the top?
Adventurous_Ad7442@reddit
Sooooooo I think this would still be shitty no matter how much "window dressing". You can't put lipstick on a pig. 😜
throwaway12222018@reddit
Ah yes, a KFC bowl at a 90% discount. All you're missing is about a gram of chicken.
zubizubizuu@reddit
I would fuck that up right about now
Lord_Abyessal@reddit
Hood classic.
TheSpaceBoundPiston@reddit
Gotta add tater tots and the cheese
adamzugunruhe@reddit
damn. Someone got cheese money.
UnitedSteakOfAmerica@reddit
Tater tots expensive nowadays who you kidding lmfao
El_Zarco@reddit
cheddar cheddar
DanJDare@reddit
Man that just needs a bit of gravy.
Stephluzza217@reddit
Yum
SmokeMoreWorryLess@reddit
I used to eat this all the time before I really got into cooking. Damn, now I want to revisit this comfort meal.
Scungilli-Man69@reddit
failure pile in a sadness bowl
4llu532n4m3srt4k3n@reddit
Too far down for this one
tuscaloser@reddit
You eat it in the KFC bowl for extra sadness?
Creative_Cucumber495@reddit
Would
Josh-Wash-58@reddit
One of my favorite meals from growing up and now. Times are tough.
Even-Active6798@reddit
I would give that same snack to my ex hooker girlfriend. Pre sex snack!!
Mushroomh3ad@reddit
Just needs sum ketchup
TheArtOfSurvival@reddit
Throw 2 or 3 tiny pieces of chicken in it & you basically recreated a KFC bowl.
Creepymint@reddit
I’d eat that, especially the corn. For some reason, the best tasting corn (to me) is the walmart brand canned corn. I could eat it straight out of the can with no butter and still be happy with it.
amaniizn@reddit
struggle don’t ever get this bad
NeighborhoodNew3904@reddit
Dont forget the chicken gravy
kimness1982@reddit
10/10 would smash
Sargash@reddit
Stock up on canned sweet peas. They're probably about as cheap or even cheaper than rice. You could have mixed that in with this and had two meals.
Rocket_of_Takos@reddit
Used to love this, then jollibee stopped selling corn
trucksandink@reddit
Missing gravy
krusty_yooper@reddit
Hell yes.
blueberryfirefly@reddit
yessss this is a good meal
rokelle2012@reddit
Only way I can eat corn is if it's cream of corn, in corn bread, or in mashed potatoes like this. By itself? Nah.
doggysmomma420@reddit
I eat it this way whenever I have corn and mashed taters with dinner. Also, it is good as leftovers with saltines.
Hungry-Ad-7120@reddit
Ugh, my brother loves that. We just had some the other night (minus the corn) and I was regretting it even as we were eating the instant mashed potatoes.
Easily one of my favorite go to meals with a side of whatever crap I have laying around in the fridge. Sometimes I’ll make a packet of brown gravy and drizzle that over it too.
MontyBoo-urns@reddit
That’s good shit right there
Ok_Wasabi_9512@reddit
Looks dry. But doable.
Hughmungalous@reddit
Me to my wife.
alltheloam1@reddit
This comment is criminally underrated.
swonstar@reddit
Things you can say about food, but not your partner--
Whose Line is it Anyway?
Dohi014@reddit
I didn’t know the “side dish” I make three times a week would get so many upvotes.
Adventurous_Fail_825@reddit
Which is DELICIOUS!
couldbeworse2@reddit
Well you won’t die
_SuIIy@reddit
I would devour this right now.
metalheadshane@reddit
Give me some brown gravy and it’s a smash.
roughdraft29@reddit
Where's the Salisbury steak??
long-civility@reddit
💯
Aezetyr@reddit
Little bit of ground beef and peas and you got a budget shepherds pie
blueboy714@reddit
Spread it on a nice kaiser roll with a slice of ham or chicken
CapitalBathroom3576@reddit
The. Best.
fool_on_227@reddit
"Oh waiter! The usual sir? Please; a bowl of your finest starch. Would you like a sprinkle of carbs mixed in? Simply divine - you know me too well! Very good sir."
xultar@reddit
That shit is delicious tho.
angeldemon_888@reddit
I was craving this today….
AppropriateTouching@reddit
Some people can not handle perfection.
jedv37@reddit
Mmmm carbs 🤤
JacobClarke15@reddit
Dude you’re halfway there to a KFC bowl
rakondo@reddit
A little gravy would elevate this to the next level
Loubbe@reddit
Lacking any gravy, just some butter or margarine
Wise_Monitor_Lizard@reddit
I ate this last night lol
Poultrygeist74@reddit
I never thought to mix them together beforehand, even though they always end up mixed together on my plate.
leathco@reddit
I used to do this all the time as a kid
Bloodthirsty_Kirby@reddit
This is my comfort meal, I add campbells cream of mushroom soup un-diluted as gravy if I feel spicyl
LarenCoe@reddit
Instant mashed potatoes are underrated, as is instant gravy mix, of which some you could use.
saltytrey@reddit
This was my after school meal after HS football practice. All the carbs.
OkBarnacle6383@reddit
I remember a radio DJ back in the day saying that this was his nightly dinner. 🤣
Accomplished-Top9803@reddit
I would definitely eat that (and have).
Jonny_Disco@reddit
Corn makes any meal shitty.
Beradicus69@reddit (OP)
You're allowed your opinion. But I disagree. Corn is awesome!
die_or_wolf@reddit
The joke is that corn can often pass through your system and be pooped out nearly intact, being as fibrous as it is.
Kalikhead@reddit
Ate the same in college but used frozen corn.
hmmliquorice@reddit
Looks bad but that's actually a good comforting meal
Turbulent-Storage79@reddit
Perfect
ANUSTART942@reddit
Yeah I would fuck that right up
Business_Curve_7281@reddit
My 10 year old self would have torn that up!
RyeAnotherDay@reddit
You need instant gravy and maybe some dino nugs.
Any59oh@reddit
Gotta get you some chicken nuggets
sleepyroosterweight@reddit
Legendary combo
WhisperingWinds14@reddit
I'm down for this. Thanks for the idea.
Crankenstein_8000@reddit
When you’re full you can forget about that
MummsTech@reddit
Reminds me of school lunch food 😊
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