I know it's cliche, but did anyone else just for some reason start to care about their lawn?
Posted by ManicOppressyv@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 109 comments
I have lived for 20 years in my house, original owner. Bought at 29, original owner. When I first got the house I was looking forward to a lush green lawn for my daughter to grow up on. Between shit soil, shit seed, shit sod, shit grading, and shit drainage it took about 10 years and as much money as I could put towards it for anything even resembling grass to grow on it. By that time I was over it. I basically let it go "natural."
Then, for some reason last fall I started to care about it. My wife even asked me why I turned into my dad. It confuses me, but now I must heed the call. Anyone else experience this weird phenomenon? Should I expect the Tony Soprano morning walk for the paper, shaking my fist at clouds, or of course yelling at neighborhood kids, next? I already think most of today's music sucks. What is the cure for this malady?
krneki_12312@reddit
Deer will eat anything fancy I might try to plant.
DavePHofJax@reddit
I'd be filling my freezer then.
krneki_12312@reddit
oi!
doberdevil@reddit
Nope. Waste of time.
hva5hiaa@reddit
We have great soil and drainage luckily. We've minimized our back yard yard with plants and trees, but the plantains started to bug me. I won the war on those by pulling a few every time we took the dogs out. Clover and a few dandelions are fine, but thistles and poison ivy have to go. I don't even mind the mint, since it is nice to mow over and smell. Lately I've been grumpy at Bermuda-grass, since their long runners have tripped me, so I've cleared out lots to feed to the chickens. I won't win that one, but they look really dead in the winter compared to the 'normal' grass, so I try a little on that. No watering or fertilizers really.
I say there are worse hobbies. Tell her it was the lawn or getting a (motorcycle / boat/ something expensive or dangerous) .
DeathChipmunk1974@reddit
No cure, embrace it. Ride on mower, New Balance, tucked in polo. Finger guns at Jim, your neighbor. Cup holder for the mower. Belt holder for your phone. Go deep my brother. Go deep.
ManicOppressyv@reddit (OP)
Fuck the polo. Fuck it to death. Spent too long having to wear one of those fuckers for "business casual" work, I do not wear them when I don't have to. My second worst fashion enemy, beaten only by the neck tie. Never understood why people decided a colored noose was proper formal attire.
argenman@reddit
I always cared about my lawn.
SaltyDogBill@reddit
only for a few years, for our first house. Then I realized that I was watering, feeding, mowing, edging, weeding, aerating and worrying about a large square of green. I mean, it looked good but for what? For who? Ripped it all out and went with native plant species to attract pollinators. Sold all my lawn equipment except for some lawn shears. Water bill dropped. No more gas. No bag of fertilizers. So much for me, my wallet and nature.
redactedfalsehood@reddit
I presently have black plastic all over my back yard to kill the grass so I can plant native wildflower seeds in the spring. It will save me about an hour a week of mowing.
Princessferfs@reddit
Yes!
aarontsuru@reddit
Quite the opposite. We made sure to buy a house with no lawn, only rocks, and then we started a potted plant & flower garden!
Sensitive-Daikon-442@reddit
Hated my lawn so much i spent the last two weeks ripping out the previously laid sod that basically sat on the dirt underneath it. Waste of money, waste of resources. Planted fescue, hopefully a better choice.
GBeastETH@reddit
I despise lawn care.
Remarkable-Ad3689@reddit
Nope. I only mow my lawn when absolutely necessary. I do trimming when only absolutely necessary. I don't water my lawn at all. I don't really care about my lawn. I have too much stuff going on with my personal life to care about my lawn. So that's where I'm at with that. As far as today's music, yes I agree some of it stinks, i.e. Fallout Boy's Billy Joel "cover", but I actually do enjoy a lot of the music I listen to. In my humble opinion, all eras have songs that suck. We did. No question in my mind about it! Thanks for the post!
jamespz03@reddit
Nope. I pay the neighbors kids to take care of it. But I thing wrong in keeping the curb appeal going!! I used to jam tunes and mow, trim, etc. no one asking you questions except other neighbor dads. It was quite therapeutic
velvet42@reddit
I'd actually not care one bit if my husband stopped caring about the lawn. Tbf, he doesn't care a great deal, not enough to really spend hours landscaping and stuff like that. But he likes to keep it trim and mowed, and he tries to keep the weeds at bay. I wouldn't mind going the natural route, or at least a more natural route
quitecrass@reddit
I guess I'll go against the grain and say yes, I am like this now.
For many years I just paid a crew to come take care of it. I was working long hours and making decent money so I just wanted the no-stress solution. I moved to a place with a smaller, flatter yard, and just DIY it now. I'm not quite Hank Hill level, but I enjoy getting out in the sun for an hour by myself.
I'm seeing a lot of opinions about natural landscaping. I live in a development where 1/3 of the land is set aside through nature preserve covenants. There is more than enough habitat for native species in my immediate area that I don't feel like I need to add to it on my own property. If I lived in a high density area without these natural areas, I might feel differently.
in-a-microbus@reddit
I mowed lawns professionally for years.
I hate lawns. They are such a waste of agricultural space.
OldBanjoFrog@reddit
Same. I have a courtyard now, and I am trying kill all the Cat’s Claw without using RoundUp. I was thinking of using rock salt and industrial vinegar.
Wait_No_But_Yeah@reddit
❤️❤️ When people have asked for a contact I tell them to 1st look for a regionally conscious landscape person for some ideas to make their area useful for native plants/ animals.
Backsight-Foreskin@reddit
Same here. I cut grass at a cemetery every summer from the age of 14 to 20. Do the people who live in a McMansion on a 5 acre lot realize they are grass farmers?
ZombiesCall@reddit
I spent most of my teens mowing and weed eating the side hill my parents called a yard. I spent a lot of hours on a riding mower. Have a small yard now, I don’t mow it, my wife does. I run the weed eater a few times a year. For all I care, the grass could turn brown and die and never come back.
Queasy-Macaroon-3483@reddit
My best friend and her husband turned their lawn into a native flower bed. They went to a garden center and bought a 5lb bag and literally threw it around the yard in the fall. The next spring it looked amazing and each year it reseeds itself, and gets thicker. We had a fairly wet spring so this year the blue bonnets were fierce!
worrymon@reddit
I live in an apartment in a city just so I won't have a lawn.
Gloomy_Narwhal_4833@reddit
Lawns as we know them didnt even exist in the US before the 40s, and really took off in the 50s. The influence was from British Royals wealthy peoples gardens. I've always found it extremely silly and only do what I have to do the city doesn't fine me.
Rainmoearts@reddit
No, Prefer the wild life to have food and hiding
MyriVerse2@reddit
Nope.
cascadianpatriot@reddit
I mowed a lot of lawns in my youth. My hatred of them has only grown. Largest crop in America and all it does is fuck things up.
Secret-Asian-Man-76@reddit
I care just enough to keep the HOA off our backs. And that care is in the form of $30 every other week for a crew to come mow our yards. They yards are dry and brown thanks to not watering them all summer. Uh uh. I ain't paying that bill. All my neighbors' yards look like mine anyway.
Devilimportluvr@reddit
I used to do my lawn and was always proud of how it looked when I got done. Now work is so busy and don't feel like waisting a good 3rd of sometimes my only day off. So now I pay someone and its totally worth it.
Lakerdog1970@reddit
Nope. I’ve had lawns. I never want to mow another fucking blade of grass in my life.
LetTheBloodFlow@reddit
I have mole hills.
No joke. Moles. And I was getting so mad at them. I was looking up strategies online and planning my assault like it was a military operation. For years it was driving me mental. In the end I had to sit myself down and give myself the talk about how it doesn't matter. It's not a big deal. Let the damn moles be.
CheesyRomantic@reddit
My husband definitely cares about the lawn too. He spends so much time on it and is so proud of it. I often see him in the morning or in the evening when he leave for work or gets home just staring at it….. as if it’s his child winning an achievement award or something. 😂
RVAblues@reddit
I’m so happy my front lawn is the size of a postage stamp.
I think grass is the dumbest thing ever. When I first bought our row house, I tilled and planted grass, watered it, and weeded it only to watch it die in the summer heat. I was heartbroken. But then I watched the clover take over. It hearty, it’s lovely, and the pollinators love it!
Say no to grass!
Princessferfs@reddit
I posted before I read the comments. The fact that most of you care more about nature, pollinators, native plants, or just don’t care about a manicured lawn makes my heart sing.
Maybe this rock we live on isn’t completely doomed after all
philly-buck@reddit
My yard is a Certified Wildlife Habitat. I have a creek, live in a wooded area that provides, food, water, places to raise the young and I practice responsible wildlife friendly landscaping.
I have a lot of cool visitors.
AntiSnoringDevice@reddit
After years of mild neglect and postponing, I finally got the full makeover of my small patch into a pollinator garden. I love it!
Princessferfs@reddit
Love it!
Princessferfs@reddit
Our lawn is filled with weeds, never sprayed with chemicals and it’s the only way I’ll care for it. We have a farm and there are kids, dogs, and free range chickens on the lawn at any given time.
rraattbbooyy@reddit
I own a condo. My lawn is not mine to care for.
alinroc@reddit
My lawn mowing time is my guilt-free "me time." There definitely is something soothing about it.
alinroc@reddit
My first house I grew the lawn from scratch and it looked pretty good by the time we moved out. It was a small lot - I could mow the whole thing in about 30 minutes with a hundred year old reel mower that didn't work so well.
Second house, I had to grow from scratch again as we built the place. Had it hydroseeded to start and then it was on me. Looked great for a few years, but I've been slacking the past 4-5 years and moss is taking over in the shady areas, weeds & clover in spots. I keep saying I need to do X and Y to it but never get it done. I need to aerate, lay down a good amount of seed, and figure out how to get the moss gone.
Legitimate-Alps-6890@reddit
I care less about my lawn every year. Partly just to irritate a couple of neighbors.
Dillenger69@reddit
I still resent having to take care of my yard. I'd just pave it and paint it green, or let it go wild if I could. I like living in my own house, but yard work, ugh.
Civil_Concentrate_23@reddit
Too poor to have a lawn. Renting in overpriced state :(
But I do pick up trash and needles the junkies leave.
WarmVelvetyMuppetSex@reddit
I recently had a professional landscaper spruce up my front yard in Tampa. A week later... Helene.no problem, no damage. The next week... Milton. Well, Milton literally destroyed the pool cage with a huge tree. It's gonna cost a LOT. But the flooding in the street swept away my flowers and THAT'S what made me tear up. So yeah.
bettesue@reddit
I started to NOT care about my lawn and have let it die. Fuck watering grass.
ElJefe0218@reddit
Fuck crepe myrtles, and fuck bradford pear trees. They smell like anal vomit when they bloom.
notbrokenjustbent432@reddit
Fuck Bradford pear trees! Dropping limbs every time the wind blows!
BingoSpong@reddit
Waste of my time mowing grass, hate it
frenchfriedgenocide@reddit
Ecological deathscape
Lanterne-Rouge@reddit
r/fucklawns
WhoKnew50@reddit
Only about making sure youngsters stay off of it. Kidding. My lawn is 10 acres of trees and natural awesomeness with just a bit of lawn to mow.
nidena@reddit
I started caring that it is a lawn, which serves no purpose. I'm slowly transitioning to r/nolawns but native plants instead.
Ryder1377@reddit
I mow the lawn every so often so code enforcement leaves me alone. The concept of a manicured lawn seems ridiculous to me. I prefer nature to take its course.
SocialChangeNow@reddit
There is only one cure, and we're all gonna get it.
GreatGreenGobbo@reddit
More cowbell?
GreatGreenGobbo@reddit
More cowbell?
MagentaMist@reddit
I've been tearing mine up little by little and planting all natives.
Primary-Move243@reddit
NOPE!!! I’ve gone ‘wild’ I. My lawn with plants & rocks. Never going back!!
hermitzen@reddit
Over the last 10 years, my goal has been to remove my lawn and plant something else. Each year I dig up another slice, remove some grass and plant something that's better for my local ecosystem. It has been only in the last 3 years or so that I've become obsessed with native plants, but I have been removing lawn for at least 10 years. Soon, when I run out of lawn, I'll be removing the non-natives that I've already planted and will be replacing those with native plants.
kushbud65@reddit
No lawn at our place. Succulents and wood chips. Easy Peasy! Only water needed is rain water
kalelopaka@reddit
I take care of my lawn, weed killers or weed and feed when needed. Mow regularly, and trim. I just like to keep a tidy lawn and home and garden in the spring and summer.
VinylGilfoyle@reddit
My yard is unintentionally clover and dandelions. The benchmark is for it to look green enough from a distance so neighbors don’t complain.
dic3ien3691@reddit
Nope.
thedykeichotline@reddit
Turned my grass front yard into an orchard. Small trees I keep pruned for scale. 6 trees that give fruit nearly year around…peaches in spring, sapote in summer, citrus in winter. It’s so much easier than grass and we end up with dozens of pieces of fruit to share with our neighbors. Grass is a water suck, a time suck and provides nothing.
texas-playdohs@reddit
I’m proud of how many of you are saying fuck the lawn for natives and pollinators.
R67H@reddit
If I have a choice, I would use any lawn space for literally ANYTHING else. Indigenous flora, fruit and veggie garden...even a rock garden. They're a dead zone for pollinators, they need too much water and too many chemicals to keep up with your neighbors, they are a vestige of European gentry and their ability to exploit land for something other than food..... I'm just not a lawn guy by any measure. TL;DR Wasted space
KaleidoscopeWeird310@reddit
I have 11 acres and mow about a half acre - but that half acre is really nice. We weed and seed and mow high - criss crossing to get a little of that Yankee stadium look. Most of my property is fields, a gorge, and woods but I do like sitting on the back porch with a beer post mow and enjoying the tidiness of it.
WillieDoggg@reddit
Yea. I kinda feel bad for all the people commenting how they don’t see the point in caring for their lawn. It’s like they’ve lost some of the joy in life.
Do they also not paint their houses a color they like, wash their cars, or buy esthetically pleasing home furnishings? Life has become all about utility and function?
And no, the “natural” look doesn’t look better. It’s even more difficult keeping that native plant landscaping looking good. Then you’d need to spend even more money to build a nice patio or pool or something to make it better than a healthy manicured lawn.
Sheriff_o_rottingham@reddit
The carbon footprint of a traditional lawn make me sick. You know according to the EPA that a lawnmower puts out 11 times the carbon footprint of a car for the same hour of use? Not to mention a traditional american lawn destroys bio diversity, over 50 percent of the water in the US goes for landscape irrigation - not food. And we're in drought conditions all over the place.
Let it go natural, your daughter will have cleaner air to breathe in her future.
Don't be part of the problem, give up on the idea of an american lawn. It's wasteful, and gross.
Optimal-Ad-7074@reddit
lol, my dad's lawn was always scrubby and scrappy due to two huge sidewalk trees. he planted (or inherited?) some crocuses round the bases of them, back in the 1980's. wrote off the front yard - accurately - as "vergeet maar. nothing grows there. it's all tree roots".
40 years later the same front yard was the most absolutely beautiful carpet of crocuses. people made literal trips to show it to other people. they'd see my dad hanging out in his living room and make these point and bow/applause/heart gestures at him over it.
Ima do something like that if I ever get dominion over a patch of ground.
That_Damn_Pirate@reddit
I grew big sunflowers from seed this year. I've never grown anything from seed, let alone tended to a garden. That shit makes me happy. I now also bird watch and feed the squirrels.
I'm 45. lol.
gringo-go-loco@reddit
My strong dislike for groomed yards and the environmental impact has prevented me from caring at all. When I had a yard I only maintained it to keep the city off my ass.
nrith@reddit
Hell, no. Lawn service is the only maintenance service I pay for.
The only reason I even have a lawn is so that I don’t have to share any walls with neighbors.
QueenScorp@reddit
Nope. Ripped all of mine out last year and replaced with natives. Admittedly I have a small yard but I despise grass no matter the size
kevbayer@reddit
We have about a half acre lot that our house sits on. Mowing is a chore. Our plan is to landscape as much of it as we can so it's no longer grass. My wife has a nice sized garden now, and we just cleared a back corner laid down wood chips and planted an apple tree
Lrxst@reddit
My lawn is green enough to stay alive, and short enough to keep the city ordinance people away.
IamEvilErik@reddit
Lawn no, garden hell yes.
ImNot@reddit
No. But I have started to love watching the birds hop and peck around on it
SquirrelBowl@reddit
Little time as possible on the yard. Do just enough to appease the neighbors. Lots of moss that we introduced because grass sucks. Never spayed it. We have lots of fireflies in the summer!
Dismal-Course-8281@reddit
Not yet. Mine is still mostly weeds, dandelions, and clover. I keep up on the mowing though so they never get too tall.
No-Hospital559@reddit
I did for ten years and now I don't
dragonfliesloveme@reddit
Got tired of fucking with it. Only half of it ever looked decent and that was the half that is under a large old tree 😂 Our sun is so hot here in the summertime that the grass grows better in the shade lol.
So i split the yard with a footpath, left the healthy grass under the tree and on the other side of the path, i put in a small native tree, some shrubs, and some flowers that bloom at different times of the season.
I have three main garden beds with a couple of paths through there, besides the main path that splits the yard, i did the main one kind of curved not just straight.
Anyway, it looks way better and takes way less time and not much banging my head against the wall anymore lol. Our front yard is not very large either, you don’t need a large space to do something like that.
And you can do beds like i did, you don’t have to just throw down wildflower seeds and hope it looks good. Google “island gardens” to get an idea of what part of your yard could look like. You can do it yourself if you have the itch to get out there in the yard, I did, it saved a ton of money and i add to it when i can.
BigFitMama@reddit
I care because if I do not helpful people will come to my door to check to see if I'm ok.
So I pay people to mow my front yard to keep randos from knocking on my door asking to mow my lawn.
Hate people knock on door. Soooooo much.
StereotypicallBarbie@reddit
Yeah.. moved here 19 years ago with two young children! Had turf laid and had a very minimal garden that for years had trampolines.. swing sets.. pools.. goalposts! Now my kids are grown up.. my garden is my sanctuary! I was obsessed with my lawn for a little while.. I would even watch YouTube videos on grass seed! I love my garden.. and have a whole array of plants! However.. I also got a dog! And she’s pretty much messed up my perfect lawn.. I stick to my plants and just keep the lawn mowed.
RabbitsAteMySnowpeas@reddit
More because I dug up a good section of it and made a vegetable garden a couple years before covid, now I cut and mulch the grass in two compost bins made from pallets, and the black gold that comes out of there goes into the garden!
Alternative-Row-84@reddit
49 here and I still detest yard work. It’s a chore. Would rather be doing anything else. I admire y’all that do tho. My yard will never look like yours .
turtle0831@reddit
No lol. Fuck the lawn.
sugarlump858@reddit
I noticed when my children stopped playing in the backyard about 12 or 14 years ago. I kept the yard kid friendly. Mowed my little bit of grass every Saturday. When they stopped playing out there and started sports, hanging out with friends and such, I made it my own. Put in pavers, fake grass, fire pit. Add some nice chairs and an umbrella. Surrounded myself with succulents and voila! My happy place. I even got a solar powered floating fountain. Now I can sit back, enjoy a cocktail, read, and scroll reddit. I watch the hummingbirds take a shower in the fountain and fight over my over-priced feeders.
creeva@reddit
No
OnTheFly-1B-T10@reddit
I care more as I get older. The kids are gone and my focus is different. You can finally do some things you were unable to fit in time wise when you are raising kids! Although, I miss my kids. 😊
AaronTheElite007@reddit
I did for years. Spent thousands on upkeep, fertilizer, weeding agent, broke my back… my neighbors. Nope.
I lost the battle of attrition. I no longer care. If it’s green, I’m happy (weeds or not)
solomons-marbles@reddit
Hell no, I’ve actually gone the other and give less than 1/2 a fuck.
littleHelp2006@reddit
I live in a duplex, so my problem manifests in sunny rooms packed with way too many flowers, herbs, and plants. Did not expect to end up fussing over plants like my pop. I hear you tho and often wonder if it's inevitable that we end up with our parents' eccentricities?
EnergyCreature@reddit
Back when my wife and I had a fever to buy a home we only looked at places that had no lawn and if it did have it, I was dead set on cementing it just to avoid doing all that work and paying all that $$$ to maintain it.
saguaropueblo@reddit
I thought green lawns was a boomer thing
Rhiannon8404@reddit
We (and most of my neighbors) don't water our lawns. They die in the summer and come back in the rainy season. Part of my side lawn is a pollinator garden, and part herbs. I'm working on making the main lawn into an edible garden.
Koolmidx@reddit
Nah, I just want the lawn cut and weed whacked. I don't do the edges though they kind of need it.
libbuge@reddit
I care about replacing my lawn with native plants to help the bees and butterflies.
Stallone_Writer@reddit
What lawn?
NorCalFrances@reddit
Nope, my spouse and I are both proponents and fans of "curated natural" landscaping. Now we have wildlife in our yard again, from pollinators to frogs, all manner of bugs, snakes, foxes and even a bobcat. It's soooo much more relaxing this way and I very much prefer a yard that stays in bloom much of the year.
Havetowel-@reddit
It’s a natural evolution of the human male…it leads to standing on porch and yelling kids/neighbors/assorted wildlife to get off my lawn!
thatgenxguy78666@reddit
I never water mine. Cut off the sprinklers. Dead spot in one corner. But I am about to just plant clover and bluebonnets there.
MudaThumpa@reddit
I obsess over my "lawn," but only because I try to replace it with this.
ManicOppressyv@reddit (OP)
I tried that for a few years with clover and wild flowers, but my .0013 acre suburban lot didn't agree with it. Now my future "live here till I die" home...
MeInMaNyCt@reddit
Yeah. Im “over-seeding” today in hopes of getting a better lawn next year. Sigh.
International-Mix425@reddit
Just wait a little and the feeling will pass.