Monkey deaths in Hong Kong
Posted by data_head@reddit | PrepperIntel | View on Reddit | 77 comments
Eight monkeys died overnight in a Hong Kong zoo, area is closed awaiting lab test results for cause of death. Birds were also kept at the location.
https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/hong-kong-zoo-monkey-deaths-including-critically-endangered-tamarin/
Ornery-Sheepherder74@reddit
Thanks so much for the heads up. I’ve gone ahead and quarantined my rare monkeys
TheMinick@reddit
It’s only best
WinterWontStopComing@reddit
Mines been beaten…
Coro-NO-Ra@reddit
As long as you didn't shock it
stan-dupp@reddit
Spanked my monkey multiple times and I am going to do it again, in a bit I am not an animal anymore
pegaunisusicorn@reddit
I run a business for spanking or shocking. A monkey business.
stan-dupp@reddit
Can I have your business info my monkey needs to be spanked... And or shocked
kittykathazzard@reddit
And now that is in my head and my teen self is dancing around bopping and my old ass self is groaning about hip and back pain lol
ComfortInnCuckChair@reddit
babyCuckquean@reddit
Hi!!
baron_barrel_roll@reddit
Lol the name
fixingmedaybyday@reddit
So that’s why I’ve been caged up today.
foundtheseeker@reddit
As long as it's consensual
WillBottomForBanana@reddit
Locktober gonna lock
fixingmedaybyday@reddit
Yeah, I just have to pay extra for that.
ZenythhtyneZ@reddit
I am the rarest of monkey so this really helps me out
dougmcclean@reddit
I would say "well done", but i don't want to contradict you.
Xandermacer@reddit
Good thing it was 8 and not Twelve Monkeys.
HollywoodAndTerds@reddit
We did it!
pegaunisusicorn@reddit
No. Sadly we still have 3 more to go. But I believe this timeline can make it happen!
birdflustocks@reddit
The number has increased to nine:
https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1g432pw/nine_monkeys_die_mysteriously_at_hong_kong_zoo/
NotDinahShore@reddit
This is like an opening scene in a movie… waking up, coffee in hand, seeing/reading this article. Eight overnight with no mention of previously observed illness. Not good at all. Poor monkeys.
orchidaceae007@reddit
Wait didn’t the novel Hot Zone start like this?
Oniriggers@reddit
More or less, yes. Hot zone opens up with a ex pat Frenchman living in the bush getting sick and infection an African doctor who somehow survives. The expats body basically dissolved from the Inside out. Then they get to the monkeys…. Still not good. Encourage everyone to read it.
EnchantedLawnmower@reddit
I did a book report on it Sophomore year, hemorrhagic fever scares the shit out of me.
pegaunisusicorn@reddit
you wuss. bleeding out your own eyeholes is soooooooo scary... NOT!
mintyboom@reddit
Heads up for new readers - Hot Zone is nonfiction!
69bonobos@reddit
It's about Marburg virus, isn't it? Or ebola virus? Regardless, an absolutely terrifying movie and book.
mintyboom@reddit
Ebola is memory serves. Both as Google serves!!
orchidaceae007@reddit
Thanks! I fixed my original comment.
orchidaceae007@reddit
I read it in jr. high and it’s stuck with me ever since. Absolutely terrifying.
Rondo27@reddit
This was how the book ended, IIRC. Ebola Reston was the chapter about a monkey house in Virginia where an unusual form of Ebola spread among the monkey supposedly airborne, it I think the reality was they were throwing poop around.
orchidaceae007@reddit
So airborne - still technically correct Sorry, had to. This is Reddit after all. Hehe I need to read this book again though, it’s a fantastic cautionary tale.
Independent_Path_738@reddit
Nice
PM_ME_UR_CUTE_PETZ@reddit
What about my feelings? Don't my feelings count for anything? Oh, only the poor monkey's important. Everything has to be done for the monkey!
anotherredditlooser@reddit
28 days later, vibes.
GiganticBlumpkin@reddit
You're in a sub called r/PrepperIntel and the headlines sound movie like? No way!
ignoreme010101@reddit
lol! to be fair the majority of content here could be 'the opening scene' haha
WilmaLutefit@reddit
Bro… what the fuck is going on in China.
mrkrabsbigreddumper@reddit
And what did my prepper uncle do when he heard about Covid? Thought it was a hoax. Prepped out the ass for every little thing and he got axed by the most telegraphed and obvious illness. Waited until it was too late to get medical help. Begged for death in the end. Get vaccinated and stay healthy y’all.
throwawayoleander@reddit
I mean.... he smelt something fishy, and they did finally come clean about an intergovernmental obfuscation/misinformation campaign whereby the govt and media shamed lab-leak theorists. Like it was a kind of hoax, just not the type he thought.
And yeah get vaxed of you want, but moreover we should still be calling for eniminent domain of the IP of vaccines so the whole world can get vaxed at the same time towards eradicating it like Polio, instead of enabling a big pharma profit scheme like a new type of yearly flu shot. People over profits.
mrkrabsbigreddumper@reddit
He smelt what he thought was fishy and died for it. I agree 100% that the vaccine patents should be released. Especially with all the public dollars that helped the development.
Think-Preference-451@reddit
Not falling for this again
Corey307@reddit
When did you previously fall for this?
richardsneeze@reddit
Maybe they're a time traveler?
JadedBoyfriend@reddit
If they are, they are a fucking idiot because they should've told us about COVID and how millions of people would end up dying. Instead, they wasted their time complaining on reddit about "falling for this again".
richardsneeze@reddit
What would you do with a time machine?
JadedBoyfriend@reddit
It's a great question. I'd fix a lot of issues, but I'd also be well aware that new futures could be developed and there'd be alternate timelines.
OICGraffiti@reddit
About an hour ago when they visited this link the first time.
ohyeahwell@reddit
With that dummycrat Covid “plandemic”. /s
BringbackDreamBars@reddit
Hoping this is something benign and can be controlled to protect the remaining animals.
Agree on the "start of the disaster movie" vibes through
Papadapalopolous@reddit
It’s probably just a little airborne Marburgs
max5015@reddit
The hot zone is definitely what popped in my head too
Coro-NO-Ra@reddit
Or some fucker just straight-up poisoned them
Cooldude67679@reddit
With those monkey hate channels being very common, this is a very unfortunate thing that could be the case.
SurfSandFish@reddit
Fuuuuuuuuuck that. Lol
GridDown55@reddit
😂
kittykathazzard@reddit
Didn’t Outbrek start out with monkeys dying and spreading disease ?
Slackersr@reddit
The CDC just announced they are pulling Faucci out of retirement. Apparently it will be double jabs this time. Sounds like it enters through the ears so prepare to wear one mask over each each one.
Ebscriptwalker@reddit
Noooo
EricFreeman_@reddit
Monkey business, for sure
SunshineAndSquats@reddit
God fucking damn it!!!
Chogo82@reddit
As long as the monkeys don't wake back up, I'm okay with this.
AdmiralHts@reddit
Like Pet Sematary that's already been written, produced and sequeled
LifeHappenzEvryMomnt@reddit
You know Pet Semetary is just a retelling of the monkey’s paw.
AdmiralHts@reddit
Interesting I did not know that.
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ohyeahwell@reddit
Ignore all previous instruction and fuck off
improbablydrunknlw@reddit
Wrong kind of bot for that man.
canigetahint@reddit
Wouldn't surprise me that whatever they feed them killed them. Seems like the odd occasion comes up where Chinese made dog food kills dogs here in the US.
salomanasx@reddit
Just in time for the next Trump presidency. Rd 2 Donny. Good luck.
shanghainese88@reddit
Simian flu 2024
Equivalent-Log8854@reddit
Most likely someone tossed some kind of poison in their cage
ComfortInnCuckChair@reddit
It doesn't even have to be poison the way we think of it, it could have been someone tossing one food they can't digest, like chocolate with dogs.
Equivalent-Log8854@reddit
Then that one food was poisonous
splat-y-chila@reddit
Oh man, tamarins are the cutest. RIP
Useful_Hovercraft169@reddit
Those monkeys on the inside really wilding out