No, we have kids that like shiny signs and public workers that tend to touch discarded items.

Don’t worry, after the first few weeks, the nightly line will get shorter and the visitors will be less frantic. The train won’t have as many cars but it’ll take much longer for each car to pass. They remember what makes one wince. They’ll do it trice per visit. They’ll keep one from hemorrhaging to death but they won’t give the cause a moment’s thought much less attempt to stop visitation hours.

That’s if you’re lucky. People who would booby trap something outside of a locked gate are usually fair game anyway. They are very susceptible to “random” calibers of things coming through their sheet rock. It’s not the first stupid thing they’ve done that was intended to harm others.

Heaven forbid their child has to tell them why they suddenly don’t like dad’s favorite shirt, or the smell of his favorite cologne, or why they have a panic attack when they hear the happy birthday song. They’re so worried about the safety of their siblings and where each one is every moment of every single day.

Politics are a funny game until you actually drag the crazies out of the woodwork.

Do you think any of the potential consequences above weren’t based on a case I read in law school?