I need 144 grams of protein

Those vids I only ever think of them as like “very recently acquired step mom” not “this woman fully raised me” which is much more appealing of an idea

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Bowman_van_Oort@reddit

wait-

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EquivalentSnap@reddit

step mom stuff sure but actual mom scenarios that’s intentional

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ZadexResurrect@reddit

I think it’s popularity is due to the fact that you can just have the call each other mom, bro, sis, daddy, etc. and it doesn’t cost anything to add that plot element.

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homiej420@reddit

Its a positive feedback loop due to the latter there

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Avatarboi@reddit

How is this getting downvote 😭

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EquivalentSnap@reddit

Idk 😢

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Whole_Sheepherder_97@reddit

gets downvoted to hell

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R3quiemdream@reddit

Don’t kink shame me bro… Wait… Bro? 😩

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EquivalentSnap@reddit

That’s Reddit for you

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trent_diamond@reddit

Wincest*

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Big-Tune-8184@reddit

Nigga that's mainstream

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J_Man_McCetty@reddit

Unfortunately it's always incest stuff

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EquivalentSnap@reddit

Yep 😢

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hagrid007@reddit

Like, she amuses you?

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schizochode@reddit

Thank you I knew my gooner senses weren’t tingling for nothing

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Honestonus@reddit

I mean it's 4chan

I believe the formula is irrelevant lewd image, something something something

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Subpar_diabetic@reddit

“Lust provoking image. Irrelevant time wasting question. Many such cases”

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rembi@reddit

You’re missing the key element at the end, anon likes getting topped.

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MarinLlwyd@reddit

we won't know it is irrelevant for sure unless we check

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gothicmaster@reddit

gooner

didn't already know who it is

you are a big fat phony

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AgVargr@reddit

I wasn’t

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program_kid@reddit

The vid is "the birthday gift"

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Alexander_Pistolero@reddit

Fuck i was gonna say "I know her"

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FinestCrusader@reddit

Damn I thought it was the face model for that buff girl from TLOU2.

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Galahad-117@reddit

She's the Goat of POV

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gvdc@reddit

Shes great but unfortunately 90% of the time I watch her vids muted.

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XisanXbeforeitsakiss@reddit

how do i mute tattoos?

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couldbedumber96@reddit

Whoa hey, Xev Bellringer

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Galahad-117@reddit

Xev is great but it's been a hot minute since her content was spotted anywhere near her own sites

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Provia100F@reddit

People pay for that?

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couldbedumber96@reddit

One of the virtual POV GOATs

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56Bot@reddit

I followed a tutorial to fix the printer.

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Sensitive_Potato_775@reddit

"Because I ate them? What is this stupid question. And now get up and go to the store, I need more eggs"

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legato2@reddit

My wife knows why the eggs are gone.

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WolfghengisKhan@reddit

I am the egg man.

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baz4k6z@reddit

The only appropriate response is that anon should take his meds, he'd stop seeing imaginary characters and situations.

He probably ate the eggs into a roid rage moment of some kind when even the girls in his imagination turn him down.

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SPZ_Ireland@reddit

/fit/ can't talk to women.

it's all made up.

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AwiiWasTakenWasTaken@reddit

I am HowToBasic.

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ADGx27@reddit

Protein target

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Scarfblade@reddit

“I’m HowToBasic.”

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GutsyWutsy@reddit

I had to eat all the eggs.

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LordOfSchmeat@reddit

Me can no support you no more, Anon!

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LongjumpingPanda969@reddit

http://incestflix.tv/ watch/bettie-bondage-moms-feel-better-blowjob

It’s straight up an incest kink, but if you want it. There it is, recommend turning on a ad blocker or something.

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DespacitoGamer57@reddit

jim

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Jason19655@reddit

"gulp"

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kriskringle19@reddit

A really really great omelette and additional boiled for chicken salad BIIIITCH

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unrelated_themes@reddit

brought a drunk girl home and made her eat all the eggs after she woke up before I have her a ride back to her house

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es1vo@reddit

How the fuck else am I gonna hit my protein target? Now take your clothes off I have to do some cardio.

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shivamYe@reddit (OP)

"No Mom, I have to edge till December"

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Meretan94@reddit

☹️

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omnitreex@reddit

😟

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TheOldDerelict@reddit

😕

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thegrodyknudclump@reddit

Remember the 🅱️ meme? That was something

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noblemile@reddit

( ° ͜ʖ °)

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Fieldhill__@reddit

Funny lil guy. I like him :D

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Lobster_Zaddy@reddit

Edge til December gotta edge til December

You tell my girl I gotta edge til December

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PhDinWombology@reddit

NNN

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throwaway6444377_@reddit

kill

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UnNecessary_XP@reddit

☹️

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tuigger@reddit

Cardio kills gains.

Sex is cardio.

Masturbation isn't.

Fleshlights > women

-4chan

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Ramael-R@reddit

My dude it's been proven time and again "cardio kills gains" is a lie unless you are running marathons or going for 6 hour bike rides everyday (i.e. overloading your CNS).

Some light cardio after your workout doesn't have any downsides for your gains.

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bendbars_liftgates@reddit

B-but then people might start to seriously question my refusal to get out of my wheelchair except on leg day.

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Doomie_bloomers@reddit

Just hit them with the "my muscles are sore from lifting so hard. And when they are not, I lift"

Same excuse that got me out of having to help folks move.

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tuigger@reddit

thatsthejoke.jpg

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Adrepixl5@reddit

Cardio induces catabolism, no cardio for your gainz

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lemndefoc@reddit

Chimken brest

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HermanvonHinten@reddit

You can still get that protein out of me baby. It just requires a little effort. ;-)

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295DVRKSS@reddit

Based.

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Imnotsowise@reddit

“I Can’t hit my protein!”

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PsychologicalSign182@reddit

Hen roleplay 😔

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RazeAndChaos@reddit

Butt

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GUM-GUM-NUKE@reddit

Happy cake day!🎉

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neongenesis112@reddit

I'm on the Gaston Grindset, I need to eat dozens of eggs every morning to help me get large until I'm roughly the size of a barge.

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Superb_Mistake@reddit

I can't hit my protein! 😫

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non_depressed_teen@reddit

Anon is Gaston.

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patchlocke@reddit

Anon is now roughly the size of a barge

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Extreme-Kitchen1637@reddit

Bulking for the fall-winter-spring-summer

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TheAdamantiteWaffle@reddit

I hate your pfp

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Daevito@reddit

Gyattston

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non_depressed_teen@reddit

please splay the gore of your profane form across the stars.

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WintersbaneGDX@reddit

As a lad Gaston ate 4 dozen eggs. Anon is bitch-fodder with his paltry 2 dozen.

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SolidusAbe@reddit

its not anons fault that his lazy bitch of a mom only bought 2 dozen eggs

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WintersbaneGDX@reddit

If she'd bothered to freeze more of her own eggs maybe she could have had a son who wasn't a limp wristed shitstain.

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AHighAchievingAutist@reddit

Exactly. If I were his dad I would have stuffed him in a burlap sack and thrown off a bridge by now. Eat all my damn eggs and find out, little fuck.

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Odd-Accident-7188@reddit

Its really is a poultry amount, eggtravagant an expense, and fowl for anybody trying to budget.

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WintersbaneGDX@reddit

Don't be a cock

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toiletman74@reddit

No one fights like An-on, Douses lights like An-on, In a wrestling match nobody bites like An-on!

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BigAssPissBreak@reddit

I CANT HIT MY PROTEEN

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Emergency_Draft1835@reddit

Xev Bellringer is the 🐐

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ivelostmyfunny69@reddit

thats bettie bondage

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StinkyButtTheFoul@reddit

Smash Mouth ate the eggs

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iamahandsoapmain@reddit

I can't hit my proteinnnnnn

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SBeyner@reddit

pwotein

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PURPLEisMYgender@reddit

Im lost.

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hazzmg@reddit

Eggs r a poor protein source if your cutting because thier almost 1/1 fat content.

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jizzjazz1020@reddit

24 bombapussyclart eggs

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TheRealLanAmore@reddit

Came to the comments looking for this 😭😭

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gsf32@reddit

What the fuck?

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Coldmelon56@reddit

Anon is howtobasic

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Zealousideal-Low4863@reddit

Fuck I just commented this thinking I’m clever 😭

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maximal543@reddit

You are, they were just clever faster

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Zealousideal-Low4863@reddit

🙂

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MrInfinity-42@reddit

Do a 5 second fart then turn 360 degrees and walk away

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L003Tr@reddit

Average 4chin interaction

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-FalconKick-@reddit

180°

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Plental-Dan@reddit

he doesn't know

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gsf32@reddit

why do you talk like this?

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ohyeahmrkrabs6969@reddit

Sorry I don’t talk to women

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NobodyDemex@reddit

Based and gay pilled

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Siuresek1987@reddit

Gassed and bay billed

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NobodyDemex@reddit

Oh no, I heard that the bay area is supposed to be super expensive... I can't afford that!

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Blackout1154@reddit

based and wizard-pilled

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GlueBoy@reddit

based and mikepence-pilled

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Own-Good-800@reddit

I wanna drown you in my cum 🤗

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Conch-Republic@reddit

Eggboy

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Coocchi@reddit

I'm Gaston?

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FallenSegull@reddit

“I can’t hit my protein!” 2 DOZEN RAW EGGS, IN MY ASS, YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE

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PlayingWithMyWilly@reddit

i cant hit my protein TWO DOZEN EGGS

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LordZiz@reddit

Anon trying to become roughly the size of a barge

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aNormiee@reddit

“I can’t hit my protein!”

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Low-Effort-Poster@reddit

DOZEN. HARD BOILED EGGS.

144G OF PROTEIN, YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE

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Oniichan38@reddit

You're a muppet, mate

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Low-Effort-Poster@reddit

Dads quips make the videos 100x better

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Steebin64@reddit

JD Vance's sons came over for breakfast.

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Blue_Robin_04@reddit

What on Earth is this fantasy? Is this a porn screencap?

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Worst-Panda@reddit

Ah, but what’s this behind your ear?

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Chodor101@reddit

I put them in my ass for a joker cosplay

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almostasenpai@reddit

Gastonmaxxing

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Tinf0iI@reddit

i had to eat all the eggs

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degenpiled@reddit

when I was a young lad,

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DaveSmith890@reddit

I made a how to video

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Duck_Troland@reddit

"It's funny that you're asking honey because I was just about to tell you!"

"What, anon?"

"You have to eat all the eggs!"

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Saleable_@reddit

5 eggs per bloke per day

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Wesley_Skypes@reddit

This won't get as much love here because it's so esoteric but I see you pal

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JotaroKujoxXx@reddit

"Who the fuck are you and why are you in my house?"

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Secure-Stick-4679@reddit

I ate those food

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Trigger_Fox@reddit

We outta eggs

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Burn_N_Turn1@reddit

This is a classic Bettie moment

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Unkn0wnTh2nd3r@reddit

i knew she looked familiar

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Brasil1126@reddit

“no”

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Zealousideal-Low4863@reddit

Anon is howtobasic

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OverlandAustria@reddit

show her HowToBasic

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No-Sleep-4953@reddit

I kidnapped a homeless woman and forced her to eat them all.

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sanylos@reddit

"I need the eggs for my youtube channel"

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toiletman74@reddit

No one fights like An-on, Douses lights like An-on, In a wrestling match nobody bites like An-on!

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TheZanzibarMan@reddit

Well, then get them out of the tree.

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Randum_Derp@reddit

Ya’ll do regular eggs or egg whites?

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retroland74@reddit

Mulder I want to believe

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unsealedglint89@reddit

I want to get tall

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NieMonD@reddit

I eated it

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GimpboyAlmighty@reddit

I love /fit/

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shivamYe@reddit (OP)

I love /t/

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shivamYe@reddit (OP)

shut up nerd, let me have my protein

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stephano_RC@reddit

Knees to chest and shoot the answer

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renaissanceprincesss@reddit

my egg yolk iv drip was running low