how to activate balkan rage

Posted by on700@reddit | AskBalkans | View on Reddit | 12 comments

I heard only those with balkan parents know 💀

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Dry_Hyena_7029@reddit

Don't know. I always had super power to turn 1l of rakija into domenestic violence

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Easy_Dig_88@reddit

Be gay, bonus if the boy is from an enemy state like if your parents are turkish, say you are dating a greek femboy now

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Own-Event1622@reddit

You have to let it percolate for a good two months. Let it boil for a fews months more. Be sure to hold everything in. In a year, just let it rip.

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BlueShibe@reddit

There are various method to rage Balkan parents:

-Get bad grades at school with any subject

-Get bad grades at school from math test (rage X3 multiplied be careful)

-Refuse to cut wood logs in winter time

-Refuse to eat sarma made by mother (big rage and disappointment)

-Enter home with shoes on and smear the carpet with dirt

-When you refuse to eat soup as starting meal but instead you eat meat first

-when your room is messy

-By doing nothing all day inside home especially when single while playing counterstrike ("treba da se ženis a ne da češeš muda u moj dom lenjivac jedan" a common quote from parents used in this case, yeah it's bad)

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BamBumKiofte23@reddit

Honk honk high beam low beam high beam start.

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victoriageras@reddit

The most instant that comes into mind, is walk inside the house with shoes.

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CypriotGreek@reddit

interrupt them while they're having their smoking-conversation.

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IShitYouNot866@reddit

IDK man, you either have it or you don't