being a vtuber simp is just straight up cuckolding
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BiggerWiggerDeluxe@reddit
Is it just me or is the human woman in the top picture cute?
Dis you expect her to actually be a cartoon character irl?
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------------5@reddit
To me she looks incredibly plain, not ugly but not worth remembering either
cry_w@reddit
Then plain is pretty cute, I guess.
battery_acid_10@reddit
She is cute. Certainly better than that retarded child looking avatar.
EvaUnit_03@reddit
You say child, but those boobs defy gravity more than the hair. Also it's supposed to be an anthro killer whale.
battery_acid_10@reddit
Ah ok I've never seen it other than this image here
EvaUnit_03@reddit
Yeah, her model is a thirst trap and a half. And she knows it. Ive only ever seen clips on shorts and shes not above fanservice if things are getting slow/boring.
AC3R665@reddit
Isnt she German? Yep 5/10.
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sparkinx@reddit
She's cute, clean face fun personality I'd say an 8
VRlife@reddit
If that’s an 8, you might need to up your standards…
sparkinx@reddit
Naw yall watch too much porn ❤️
LowOwl4312@reddit
She's the definition of a 5/10. Not too good, not too bad.
silencesc@reddit
Cheeto dusted obese fucks calling women 5/10 online is exactly why these women stream behind avatars.
LowOwl4312@reddit
don't forget to send her the link to your comment, i'm sure she'll be impressed
EvaUnit_03@reddit
Is this gonna be her asmogold arc where she starts reading reddit comments? It's practically a free gold mine for streamers!
WeeTheDuck@reddit
ok 5/10 is underestimating. imo she's at least a 6.5/10
EvaUnit_03@reddit
Her personality is a lot like her looks. 5/10!
Enderfan7363@reddit
She looks perfectly fine, it's not just you
Weepinbellend01@reddit
Your standards have dropped very far due to chronic loneliness. But to be fair, the average American is overweight and she is not so by sheer numbers she’s better than average.
qwertyalguien@reddit
Chronic loneliness tends to increase standards thanks to porn and media abuse. She's on the cuter side of normal.
dahaxguy@reddit
With good enough clothing and makeup, she'd probably be able to swing decently above her rating. She def has the look to improve upon.
dRnvill@reddit
The picture is not good enough to judge.
QiuChuji69420@reddit
She looks like Critical Drinker if he shaved and put on a wig
OiledUpThug@reddit
Thread's filled with bundles of sticks. I would.
Mirroredentity@reddit
It's just you.
StopCallinMePastries@reddit
This is the part where virgins will name a handful of V-tubers who are a 7 with make-up on as if that makes any of this untrue.
LordJanas@reddit
Who is surprised that a Vtuber looks nothing like their avatar and is hiding behind it to profit off retards? If they were hot they wouldn't be Vtubers.
xxHikari@reddit
Cue in Giri, Moona, Kiara, Kson, Bao, countless others. They are just streamers that don't want to show their faces, and that's totally okay.
Kanye_Is_Underrated@reddit
imagine knowing any of these people by name.
find god
xxHikari@reddit
Do you know any content creators by their streaming name? Asmon? Markiplier? God forbid, PewDiePie? It's a name.
Vag-abond@reddit
Not really, no. Fawning over internet “celebs” is cringe.
xxHikari@reddit
As if knowing a name is "fawning". We're on 4ch Reddit.
Vag-abond@reddit
You listed like a dozen people, if you know that many then you’re on there fawning
Turbulent_Squirrel77@reddit
knowing is bad enough, you are gae and regarded
Kanye_Is_Underrated@reddit
actually widely famous ones, yeah. not fucking vtubers.
No12345678901@reddit
Some vtubers are widely famous now. I believe that IronMouse vtuber has the record for most subscribers on Twitch or something. Gawr Gura sang at a Dodgers game.
PumaGTB@reddit
Kiara is the chicken right? She's cute irl if it's really her
xxHikari@reddit
Yeah, it is really her. Voice is a dead giveaway. I've seen face covered pictures of Bae and Irys as well, and if their bodies are any indication, they're hot as well. Some people just want to have fun and stream without showing their real faces, but 4ch can't accept that fact and it has to always be coomer bait or something when the vast majority are just straight up nerds and gamers lol
BlackHazeRus@reddit
Do you really believe that the vast majority is like that? Maybe before during the birth of V-tubing, but no it is a coomer bait mostly. Also a lot of women show their faces when they are nerds or gamers, though this is not the point, of course.
Well aside from V-tubers themselves, what about those who coomsume their content? All of this reminds me of an idol culture in Japan/SKorea. Personally I find it weird since, well, people are going nuts over their idols, it is like crazy Taylor Swift fans or other celebrities crazy fan groups.
Not saying all of the fans are like that, of course, probably some do enjoy the content of a creator, the said creator is just some 2D/3D character.
But, again, mostly these creators and fans are coomer-baiters and coomers, respectively. Quite gross. Don’t get me wrong, Amouranth and similar streamers are gross too, but they are “real” people — these anime girls are just a bait for lonely & horny male audience which is very fucking sad.
RatioTechnical234@reddit
definitely not the majority.
bae is in the minority.
stop being in such a denial bro, majority of them are just coomerbait.
xxHikari@reddit
Most of hololive is in the minority lol
Even though I don't watch nijisanji, most of those are too.
It's not really a minority, especially if you don't only stick to EN vtubers
RatioTechnical234@reddit
are you sure about that ?
the majority of hololive en jp id, is a fucking coomerbait.
sora, akiroze, takanelui, bae, wallmartEminem, thatdoggirl, fubuki, regardedyamada < minority.
the rest (I might miss a few) is a coomerbait.
they cant stop talking bout their PNG ass / pussy, how they piss, how big is their PNG tits, Pubic hair, smell, pregnant, etc.
brother, I watched few clips of those majority and I got bombarded by a bunch of coomer clipshit, I had to hard reset my youtube account. coomersexualjoke is fine from time to time, as a matter of fact its funny sometimes. but if your whole persona gimmick is a coomerbait, its tiring.
i stopped watching most of vtumors the moment that almost on every single stream, they just had to talk about dumbass coomer sexual jokes every second possible.
gooners like those content, and that's okay, whats shitty thou is pretending that it isn't just a coomerbait, almost on the same level as twitchhottubstream shenanigans.
redditisbadtrustme@reddit
I view one vtuber clip in my reco on YouTube
Immediately, it's some vtuber moaning/sexual joke
DesperateBasil6012@reddit
Well yeah thats like most vtubers regardless of male or female.
ihatemalkoun@reddit
You don't know how embarrassing it is that you can prattle off names like that off the top of you head huh.
Plantasaurus@reddit
It’s the 2020’s version of “They have a face for radio”
Spoyda@reddit
"face for vtubing" it is
HeroinInjecterNCrack@reddit
Profiting from male loneliness is one of the biggest businesses on earth.
Depressedmusclecar23@reddit
Unfortunately, and I feel like it’s only going to be further encouraged
MaiMaiTouch@reddit
By the likes of Andrew Tate that not only ran a webcam business and brags about the lonely men he scammed in detail while laughing, but also sold courses on how you can scam other lonely men.
WeeTheDuck@reddit
if they're truly lonely they'd get more bang for their bucks by banging escorts. Hell, just paying them to talk to you would be better than throwing money at streamers
benjathje@reddit
It's not about sex, it's about the emotional connection
Hegeric@reddit
They'd get more emotional connection by talking to AI's than a 2 second "thank you" for a stream donation. The reality is that they hope they'll score if they pay enough and reach mod status or something.
orthopod@reddit
Lol, what kind of emotional connection are you going to get from some cartoon on the Internet that you're paying money to interact with.
Zero. That shit is unhealthy.
benjathje@reddit
I don't know, I never understood it.
WeeTheDuck@reddit
so pay them to talk to you? they'll actually give a thoughtful response that's not "thank you for the resub dickhead"
benjathje@reddit
idk bro, I don't think you can rationalize it.
orthopod@reddit
Most of those losers do it to themselves, spending money on strippers, or virtual crap.
AntTheMighty@reddit
It really is. The fact that there are people willing to spend money on this kind of thing is crazy and also kinda depressing. You have to be pretty starved of any kind of attention or real world connections to end up here.
benis444@reddit
Grow up and don’t use money for anime girls. Invest in yourself get a gym membership and an Education
openlor@reddit
Ppl talk about how Shylily irl face looks plain, while they look like a whale neckbeard who probably haven't showered for several days is crazy.
pVom@reddit
Be glad they're "mostly women", I always assumed most of them were dudes.
"Biggest scam in human history" lol. You should probably go outside some time
That-Knight@reddit
Vtuber hate is the new anime hate.
sorryamitoodank@reddit
Yeah people that aren’t pathetic losers typically don’t like both
benjathje@reddit
People that aren't pathetic losers don't care what others like
Turbulent_Squirrel77@reddit
Baby's first harmless individualist morality
benjathje@reddit
No idea what this says, im restarted.
mr_former@reddit
Nah it's another level. It's on par with furries/bronies
BotAccount2849@reddit
Furries are worse. Vtuber simps want to fuck anime women. Furries want to fuck animals.
mr_former@reddit
It's not about fucking, it's about the level of psychosis that it takes to enjoy the hobby
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Necessary-Weekend194@reddit
100% right btw.
The most work that goes into vtubing are the people who make the 3d models and rig it for face detection.
Everyone else is a tagalong.
Pope_Aesthetic@reddit
The work some of these girls put into their art is crazy. Hate all you want but it takes genuine talent and dedication to sing like Suisei, or dance like Laplus, or Draw like Marine of Ina.
Necessary-Weekend194@reddit
I dont care
silencesc@reddit
Lmao you're a 40 year old unironically saying cope on r/4chan. Is this the male loneliness epidemic people are talking about?
BathtubPunchBowl@reddit
I see you're sperging out in this thread to defend v tuber honor, but cope is a word. I know you don't believe things can be said without consideration of internet slang context (how well adjusted people speak..) but fuck man I really can't imagine how totally rotted your brain is to even try to view it in "ironic" or "unironic" terms. Please donate your brain to science, I want them to measure down to the micron how smooth it is.
silencesc@reddit
Sorry man, but a 40 year old using internet slang is fucking weird. If you think a fat balding dude totally alone in life using zoomer slang is normal, your brain may need to be right alongside mine.
Necessary-Weekend194@reddit
And I’m sure the vtuber girls will all take turns having sex with you for defending them from some randomer online
EvaUnit_03@reddit
You don't have to be rude about it, DAD!
Pope_Aesthetic@reddit
What do you watch that’s so objectively transcendent that you are able to pass judgment on what other people enjoy?
Necessary-Weekend194@reddit
Not Vtubers, that’s for sure.
Pope_Aesthetic@reddit
Why do you have to be like that man? What’s with the hate? It’s not like Vtuber fans have ever done anything to you. They are just streamers at the end of the day. Do you hate people who watch regular streamers?
Genuinely I’m curious where this hate comes from. I don’t like League of Legends, but I don’t think lesser of people who play it. What’s causing you to think like this? Do you also hate people that like asparagus as well? Or maybe you don’t like Sushi, do you hate people that do?
Why bother spending any energy at all, hating people for enjoying something you don’t understand or enjoy yourself? I get this is a 4chan sub so it’s cool to be edgy, but I have to imagine you’re a person with a family and friends and people around you who enjoy things you don’t.
Necessary-Weekend194@reddit
>essay posted
I literally don’t care enough to read any of this. I’ll assume you said something clever and correct though so you win
lock_me_up_now@reddit
This is actually a good logic, the 3D artist deserve more respect on the street.
Mineralke@reddit
They would deserve more respect if those models actually looked unique and not like the same exact face with minor cosmetic differences (if any).
EvaUnit_03@reddit
That's mostly because it's literally 5 artists doing them all. You can tell by their artstyle but also the fact their rigs work.
Seen a streamer using one they tried to make? Shit typically looks like shit from yahoo chat 1999 and is just as clunky. The rig artists make bank off the models as well due to success. From what I've heard from streamers/vtubers, a lot of times 5% of their income goes to the riggers as long as they use the model in exchange for support and new models/updates.
AlHorfordHighlights@reddit
That Mori Calliope chick is almost certainly a chubby white girl who needed a VTuber avatar to make it in the industry but she's a skilled rapper to be fair
Shurmaster@reddit
Why bring Mori into this? I mean she's fine imo, not a 10/10 but I don't have a problem with her and seems like a nice lady to hang out with.
silencesc@reddit
This comment right here is why she's a vtuber, btw.
She's talented and has a major record label she's signed to, but since she's not also a goddess, cheeto dusted obese fucks online are going to call her chubby. I'm surprised every female streamer isn't behind an avatar, honestly seems way safer to be anonymous.
BotAccount2849@reddit
She looks perfectly normal last I checked. 5-6/10 at least.
Independent_Ocelot29@reddit
Wtf so you're saying these people are Filipino?
Necessary-Weekend194@reddit
🤯
Zalar01@reddit
Vtubers are also the most mentally unhinged people on the net. I mean there are obvious signs from the get go but whenever you hear the latest "drama" you can always expect them to have the most insane bat shit takes ever. Also a lot of them have a superiority complex for some reason while hiding behind a png and fanservicing for simps/coomers. For real, having more than one interacting with each other could be used as some kind of a torturing technique.
why43curls@reddit
Woman interested in male hobbies comes with a tradeoff
AC3R665@reddit
Tomboys has tradeoffs???
Raze678@reddit
Imagine going to a theatre and then realizing that Juliet isn't actually a 14-year-old but an actress who's maybe 30, and that is a discovery that brings you to the brink of rage-induced aneurism. You'd be laughed at and called rerarred. The same with VTubers. You're telling me those million-dollar motion-cap suits will be holding 18-year-old anime girls? Right, yeah, and I got a bridge to sell to you.
EH042@reddit
The v-tuber avatar is a gimmick to draw attention, just like the Simpsons being yellow so people could identify the show while flipping through TV.
It’s also a layer of protection from any unsavory anon to recognize them in public, essentially it’s the same as a png tuber.
If they are boring or god have mercy, have a Sneako personality, nobody is sticking around.
LizzieMiles@reddit
Wait, THAT’S why the simpsons are yellow??
Artemis_thelittleone@reddit
Yes lol, that's the exact reason why
Omgazombie@reddit
They’re all women?
Brother I have news to tell you
SouthernMainland@reddit
Who cares, all streaming is the lowest tier of content online. Only surpassed by social media.
AtmosSpheric@reddit
What is the scam exactly? It’s questionable yeah, but they’re not promising that they look like an anime girl, not telling you they’ll be your best friend and meet up with you. There’s no false promises involved here, just parasocial fixation.
The solution to the male loneliness epidemic isn’t whining about the industries that take advantage of it, it’s to better men’s health, take the pressure off of guys who feel helpless, and give them resources to reach out for help when they need it. We do that, then this shit will go extinct because it won’t be financially viable. You can try to complain and even eliminate this wholesale, but if the root issue isn’t addressed then we’ll never escape.
Kanye_Is_Underrated@reddit
fuck that, i respect the hustle. why should the simp market be handed on a platter to lazy roasties? if these people put in the work to get those simps' money then my respect to them, for beating the lazy ones who just turn on their camera, for getting their piece of the pie.
hate the game not the player
GiantJellyfishAttack@reddit
It's 100% a scam and the idiots spending money on this deserve to be scammed
No issues with it. I hope most of them of dudes with voice changers.
aoanfletcher2002@reddit
I’m glad is was too old for this shit when it started.
KingVape@reddit
Most of them are guys using a filter and voice changer. It’s a miracle that the one in the post is even a woman at all
sepulchrebythec@reddit
Anon is surprised that the loli shark vtuber is not actually a loli shark
benjathje@reddit
There is no way you called the 30DD vtuber a loli lol
Ryanhussain14@reddit
He’s talking about Gura, Shylily is an orca.
warpio@reddit
Projecting. A lot of people just watch vtubers for their comedic skills, musical skills, taste in games, etc. Just the same as how non-female streamers are valued. The cuteness is just a bonus.
deepspaz@reddit
dont talk down on our talented asmr actors who actually work hard and provide a service
Capnmarvel76@reddit
So proud of myself that I have no idea who the fuck this is, and have zero interest in finding out.
b_enn_y@reddit
“Intimidate attention”
Warm regards
TehBard@reddit
I mean... joke is on the ones supporting them for that reason I guess.
I watch a couple of vTubers and I always considered them just... streamers? facecam, vtuber model, nothing at all... does it really make any difference? If the content is good that SHOULD be all that matter.
If there are people simping them for the anime girl cuteness and all the joke is on them... it's pretty much on the same level of boob streamers and people simping on them, it's nothing new.
Figgyee@reddit
Agree. They are awful money grabbers that profit on weebs and regards by doing nothing, no different to almost all other streamers/youtubers. Yes, they are basically scammers but the anime avatar thing is just personal preference, almost everyone else is on the exact same level
TehBard@reddit
There are some good ones tho, like Vedal dev streams are quite nice and even on the cute anike girl side there's a couple that do some interesting entry level dev/infosec content mixed on the usual live streamer tropes. And probably plenty others I know nothing about.
WeeTheDuck@reddit
or CodeMiko. The level of work and expertise that went into her creation is actually fucking insane
Adama222@reddit
As long as you don’t give them money it’s fine
TehBard@reddit
Have not yet, but if they had good enough content I might consider a cheap patreon or something like I do for some other creators.
Tararator18@reddit
I can't help but feel some lvl of respect towards such "creators" (OF Included). Farming stupid anons is just free money, I can't blame anyone who can't resist riches when they are earned by exploiting goons and morons.
FreelancerFL@reddit
Most vtubers are mid or goblinoids. There are very few attractive people who Vtube since you know attractive people can capitalize off themselves as they are.
Cotton is the biggest fuckin vtube catfish ever, great voice but she's built like Mrs. Puff. Its a tragedy.
tatleoat@reddit
Sir there's a bathroom at the Shell
Efficient_Rise_4140@reddit
Mr. Metokur literally hides behind a picture too, what a weird counterexample.
dhilzyi@reddit
vtuber target audience is lonely man
Mineralke@reddit
Darwin's law in action. If this is what current generation of humans falls for, then they deserve it. Those who don't fall for it will procreate and their offspring will be more resistant to it.
wormpostante@reddit
Yes, vtubers are paid actors, whats the news
QiuChuji69420@reddit
I don’t find puppies being strangled cute but you do you man
ChangingMonkfish@reddit
Theatricality and deception, powerful agents to the uninitiated
Joel_the_Devil@reddit
There is no difference between vtuber and tv actress. You’re not meant to like them like a person.
spooooge@reddit
Vtubers are weird as fuck
cheekeong001@reddit
vtuber simp catching big L
Autumn_Fire@reddit
I just love the drama. Vtubing is the best schizo drama magnet I've seen in a long time, it's great