What's a line from the show that you love to repeat?

“We’re gonna be talking about THE PENIS! We’ll gonna be talking about THE VAGINA! Do you think that’s funny butthead? do you find it amusing that we’ll be talking about THE TESTICLES!”

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CrystalizedTrip@reddit

Oh this thread was made for me 😂

“Dammit Beavis, don’t embarrass me in the Burger World”

“Dammit Beavis, you’re embarrassing me in front of Satan!”

“Hehuh, okay”

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Gregthepigeon@reddit

You cannot escarole your own butthole

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AdPleasant5420@reddit

How much mayonnaise goes in 🥞 pancakes?

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Boss-Nass-Lass@reddit

When Beavis always says “oh yeah sorry about that”

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Civil-Pay-6335@reddit

"Kick me in the Jimmy!"

I think of this whenever someone tries to shoot or fight from a stance while facing forward with their legs spread apart.

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Deadly_Duck_@reddit

I repeat a lot of phrases from that show but “That was cool” is one of the most used ones lmao

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throw_me_away_w@reddit

“I think I did once” Beavis when Stewart’s mom asked if they’d had breakfast yet”

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mrs_fartbar@reddit

I feel like a one-legged cat tryin’ to bury turds on a frozen pond, I tell you hwhat

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Deadly_Duck_@reddit

These 2 were whacking off in meh tool shed!

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Zenis@reddit

Use this all the time. Much funnier than something like “a monkey fucking a football” or something

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thtsjsturopinionman@reddit

I actually do use this one, in the voice and everything

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WilliamN0Mates@reddit

I understand your frustration. From the tech support episode

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brashoe-32@reddit

Turd burglar or ass goblin from episode B&B Are Dead

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DeafAgileNut@reddit

“I understand your frustration,” in Beavis’ voice

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BeefwagonDiscs@reddit

I always refer to Anthony Kiedis as Anthony Krokus

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bbash91383@reddit

“How come they call it taking a dump when actually leaving a dump…funk dat!”, or Beavis calling himself Rod Munch!

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Master_Telephone_678@reddit

butthead saying, “whoa!” and beavis saying, “oh yeah”

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mem1003@reddit

Beavis! You're not supposed to have your penis out while you're cooking.

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SayNo2Kryptonite@reddit (OP)

"My thingy itches. And it's the wrong color."

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_Leichenschrei_@reddit

"I am Cornholio! I'm a gringo!"

"Aint you them kids that have been wackin' off in my toolshed?"

"BERNARDO"

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TheImmortalIronZak@reddit

When my stomach is completely fucked and I got the nasty drips I say “diarrhea cha cha cha” from when they introduced Daria.

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spankthepunkpink@reddit

Can I sign you up for something gross?

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mem1003@reddit

Also from this episode: My name is say your name here.

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wuzupemily@reddit

“the only spanish you know is what you learned from taco bell” and “rendo-pordo-curdoh-nut-a-ben-yubarduhvuh rico suave”😭😭😭

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SayNo2Kryptonite@reddit (OP)

"And Beavis can't even get that right."

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LongTermRapAbuse@reddit

“When asked how he committed a crime several years before his birth, the police responded ‘He’s very clever.’”

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SafalinEnthusiast@reddit

Boioioing!

Uhhhh… What?

This sucks!

That was cool!

Woah!

eeehehehh hehehhe

uhhuhuhuhuh

You will give me TP!

Well, Beavis…

Take a bow

I apologize ma’am, I’m gonna have you ask you to assume the position

Heheheh… Bunghole!

Uhhh… I’d like to order a butt.

Not working is cool.

It’s a sunny day. Why not wear a sunny outfit?

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MrMojoRising777@reddit

“Hey baby, what’s under the flag, uhhhhhh-huh-huh…”

“Boi-oi-oi-in-nnngggg!”

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Curlytoes18@reddit

bothering my husband when he’s working from home Me: “You’re working. Uh huh huh huh…” Him: “Uh….oh yeah….heh heh heh.” Me: “Shut up and take my order.”

Also, when it’s hot out: “The sun sucks.”

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DrDeuceJuice@reddit

There's like starving kids in Indiana or something.

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mthomas1217@reddit

Hahah I forgot that one. That is awesome

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mthomas1217@reddit

I need TP for my bunghole!! Every time we are out of toilet paper in the bathroom

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sparknut@reddit

If these are the cool kids, I'd hate to see the uncool kids.

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Spundro@reddit

Teacher: ¿Donde esta senior Beavis? Say something in-a Spanish!

Beavis: Hmhm heh... oh yeah... uhhh... SPAGHETTI!

Teacher: Incorrect.

Butthead: That's French, Dumbass! Uhhuhuh

Teacher: ¡Senior Butthead! Say something in-a Spanish!

Butthead:.... uhhh... Taco Supreme? Uhuhuhhhh

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So, I haven't done this in like 24 years, but back in the day, when my best friend and I would get stoned and decide we wanted Taco Bell, we did this whole routine. We'd get to the drive up window, and they'd ask what kind of sauce we wanted. He would turn to me and ask what sauce I wanted, and I would scream, "I AM CORNHOLIO! I NEED FIRE!" Then he would turn to the poor kid at the window and say in a normal voice, "Umm, he's Cornholio and he needs fire."

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chrisH82@reddit

Whenever someone says how something is hard on people, I always laugh and say, "you said hard on"

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DarkMagickan@reddit

That's me. I will never be too old to say that.

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SayNo2Kryptonite@reddit (OP)

not all heroes wear capes

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ChugginOnVodka@reddit

Uuuhhhhh nurse! Uuuuuuhhhh bring me my pills! Uuuuuhhhh

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jakehood47@reddit

^"god-dam, ^y'know"

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Upper_Sniffation765@reddit

Tiene sus papeles!!!

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JaydeBluReaper@reddit

Not sure if this qualifies, but Butthead says, “You’re a man?” when he hears Boy George sing the lyrics, “I’m a man….” during Karma Chameleon lol

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LASER_Dude_PEW@reddit

Mines from the new episodes but "It's a sunny day, why not wear a sunny shirt" cracks me up

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SayNo2Kryptonite@reddit (OP)

oh this is a good one

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Bluetiful88@reddit

In the episode where they think they are time travelling Beavis asks why no one has tried it and Butthead replies "most people are stupid Beavis"

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johnny_moronic@reddit

If I wanted to read, I'd go to school Beavis.

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ColdBloodBlazing@reddit

"SHUTTUP ASSWIPE!!"

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BackToTheFutureDoc@reddit

"Well boys, I'm off to get my ears lowered"

Mr Anderson when he's going to get a haircut. That's what I say when I'm off to get a haircut or when I see my friends before one. It just stuck with me.

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nottke@reddit

Whenever I see a cop on foot, I always think of the drive through scene where Butthead pisses off the cop, cop goes into the restaurant and he says, "you better hurry up, the cops are here"

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