Thought it was mold. Wish it was mold…

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Unfortunately my parents buy these along with normal ones anytime we have brats, and judging by other comments they are not uncommon. Idk why they bother buying them but honestly they’re not the worst thing in the world

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DS_ALCAR@reddit

Umm......what?

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shortmumof2@reddit

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Mutt213@reddit

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Playful-Raccoon-9662@reddit

Has anyone tried them? Not it.

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samueLLcooljackson@reddit

charlies cookbook recipe on iasip?

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_slayrrrr_@reddit

oh my fucking god

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ZettaTawodi@reddit (OP)

Right?!

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pocketsand_shashasha@reddit

I'm bothered by the inconsistent gummy bear distribution in the links.

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No_Needleworker215@reddit

Literally! One bite is all bear 😭

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schase05@reddit

😂😂

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snordon@reddit

I thought that was a pustule

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Pleasant_Gazelle_489@reddit

No...

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DarthWeber@reddit

My local butcher makes these. They're a big seller. I guess kids love em.

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an-font-brox@reddit

no way. what do they taste like? this combination is a total abomination

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DarthWeber@reddit

I haven't personally had one because I find it an abomination too lol. But was around when a friend grilled a couple with other brats. I guess just extra sweet, but the texture is weird.

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PersKarvaRousku@reddit

Kind of rude to call them brats, but I'm glad that kids love em.

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JustHereForKA@reddit

I was on the phone at work reading this comment and I just laughed so loud in that lady's ear 😭

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thiccemotionalpapi@reddit

I cannot believe that you’re not fucking with us.

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DarthWeber@reddit

Absolutely not lol. They've been doing them for a few years.

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Ask_bout_PaterNoster@reddit

I mean, I dip my sausage in maple syrup. Gummy bears seems like a strong move, though

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spaceneenja@reddit

Bro…

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SousVideDiaper@reddit

If it's breakfast sausage dipped in the syrup on waffles or pancakes, that's pretty common

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Inflatable-Monkey@reddit

More than a few years. Up here in Minnesota I had them back in 2010

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maelal@reddit

I've had one. The gummy bears melt and it just adds sweetness to the brat. It was pretty good

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Felicis311@reddit

Do they stay super hot though? I would imagine biting into a hot sausage with one of these is asking for a mean burn as hot liquid sugar is so dangerous

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maelal@reddit

It's been years but I don't recall this being an issue!

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nokiacrusher@reddit

All sausages are abominable desecrations of the very concept of "meat", but we love them anyway

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Assgassgrass@reddit

You sound like you need to come out of the closet

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finare5695@reddit

They are telling the truth tho, but I do hope they never read up how ham is made

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threelizards@reddit

So is cleaning the grill afterwards?!?!?!

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akaSpaceDog@reddit

The ones I had melted down mostly and just made it sweet, not that impactful on flavor.

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sleepytipi@reddit

Same. Kinda like breakfast sausage and syrup.

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YirDaSellsAvon@reddit

In the UK sausages with bits of apple in them are quite common. A little bit of sweetness goes well with meat(look no further than ketchup), so I can see where they were coming from. I'd definitely try this

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noreservations81590@reddit

Yeah, pork and apples is a tried and true combo. You're trying to compare that to pork and GUMMY BEARS? I don't know about that bud.

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FLHockey88@reddit

Ketchup is terrible, imo. The only use I have for ketchup is on fries that I eat with classic burgers, and I think that has a lot to do with nostalgia. Fries with anything else gets a different sauce.

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thisusernameisSFW@reddit

Ketchup is great with scrambled eggs, omelets, steak, pot roast...

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FLHockey88@reddit

For some people, so is cum. Why would I care if I don’t like it?

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Vinnie_Vegas@reddit

Ketchup is terrible, imo.

That might be your opinion, but it's the most popular condiment in the western world by far.

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FLHockey88@reddit

I don’t care.

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Traditional-Low7651@reddit

You have to understand that in middle-age, when Normands took other england, food was the only way to resist.

They tried to hush the frenchmen out by offering terrible food.

AND KIDS, that's how English Cuisine was born

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swannygirl94@reddit

The small town butcher I worked for in high school made these once. I had to cut them apart. It was the most disgusting thing I did while working there. They were sticky and gross and had a weird smell.

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Zestyclose-Spread215@reddit

Grundhofers in MN makes these - and like 100+ other kinds of brats. These are huge sellers here,

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Das_Floppus@reddit

Tbh I get the vision gummy bears are just sugar, acid and gelatin. The gelatin will give more body to each bite, and the sweet and acid would provide a balance of flavors alongside the fatty and salty taste of the pork. It feels so wrong but the principle of it works I think.

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jenguinaf@reddit

I was gonna say whatever market for this exists my husband is apart of.

He does eat like a kid so that tracks 😂

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Possible_Abalone_846@reddit

Surely they don't keep their shape after cooking though?

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DarthWeber@reddit

The ones at my butcher do. Probably the casings they use

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JustHereForKA@reddit

This is the nastiest intentional thing I've seen on reddit.

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JemmaMimic@reddit

That's not porn, that's straight up deviance.

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Annual_Researcher149@reddit

Go home Butcher. You’re high.

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eicidjch@reddit

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seamusmd@reddit

‘ey ‘ughie, go find omelanda

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ay_Zebra@reddit

A UE

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NoOneKnow5@reddit

Oi!

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SkalapendraNyx@reddit

too fuckin right

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Redillenium@reddit

Well. Not eating brats anymore. Thanks

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ZettaTawodi@reddit (OP)

They inspired me to get burgers instead!

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mlachrymarum@reddit

No. Just… no. Whoever the fuck did this is a war criminal, an absolute psychopath.

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Amon-Asmodeus@reddit

Forget about the mold. The meat looks like shit either way.

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peterparker_209@reddit

Isn’t gummy basically gelatin?

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leighemi@reddit

what the FUCJ

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thiccemotionalpapi@reddit

Almost vomited on the spot because I thought that was blood and pus

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Almost vomited

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Lilstarsky@reddit

Good bot.

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unicorngirl802@reddit

Stfu please this is not real, this is the stuff of nightmares

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DrWatson90@reddit

Heresy

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Puzzleheaded-Lion153@reddit

No.

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bad_advice_ostrich@reddit

These people definitely watch Ordinary Sausage

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Lekdod@reddit

deep fried cheetos & lobster popsicles 😭😭

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Iemongrasseyelids@reddit

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Cruxiie@reddit

What in the USA is this 😭

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Retsom3D@reddit

I first thought that was a cyst… thank god I can read

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tadlombre@reddit

??????

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Independent-One5464@reddit

And here i was thinking that the blueberry cream cheese brats my butcher sells are odd

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AlternativeSignal511@reddit

OH MY GOD I LIVE IN ST CLAIR! my mind is blown right now.

The boo-berry cereal brats were also concerning 🫣

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ZettaTawodi@reddit (OP)

Also small world!

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ZettaTawodi@reddit (OP)

Omg I’m so glad I didn’t see those 😂

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sd_saved_me555@reddit

These fuckers are dangerous. There's a local butcher that sells these as their specialty, and so I picked them up one time for a small party for kicks. The first person who bit into them got a real nasty burn in her mouth. They weren't awful (if you let them cool a long ass time) but they weren't particularly good either. Basically what you'd expect.

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Felicis311@reddit

Glad I saw this comment; my first thought was that the gummy bears become like molten lava and will burn! Dang!

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TacticalTaco30@reddit

Imagine the sausage party skit of the poor gummy bears getting ground up Into the sausage maker.

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AlternativeSignal511@reddit

OH MY GOD I LIVE IN ST CLAIR! my mind is blown right now.

The boo-berry cereal brats were also concerning 🫣

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Worthyworth@reddit

As a butcher this triggers me a lot

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SuperTurban@reddit

Ehh I wonder what kind of gummy bears they using? Haribo? That’s an important detail!

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misstiffie@reddit

Why does the second one look like it has stds? 🤣

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AllTheHubbubb@reddit

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Mehdals_@reddit

These are actually really great, pain in the ass to cook since if they open up they leave a sticky mess on everything but damn delicious. We have a meat market that sells over 50 different unique brat flavors all of which have been great.

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ZettaTawodi@reddit (OP)

They do look like little pockets of lava waiting to send me to the ER!

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Mehdals_@reddit

Here is the local brat place and their flavors, like i said I haven't had a bad one yet, even tried the Oreo Bacon and it was good. the Oreo was there but subtle enough that it just gave a good chocolatey taste, almost more of a breakfast style sausage.

https://grundhofersmeatmarket.com/brats/

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SweatyAdagio4@reddit

What in Murica is this shit?

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kiss_of_chef@reddit

They are surprisingly successful... although I've never tried them. I suppose no different than adding apples to sausages?

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ZettaTawodi@reddit (OP)

I’ve been amazed at how many people have said they enjoyed them! All I see is potential pockets of sugary lava waiting to melt your mouth off. Keep yo candy out my meat people!

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kiss_of_chef@reddit

that gave me an idea... put jelly bellies in a sausage... the tricky ones that taste like disgusting flavors.

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ZettaTawodi@reddit (OP)

A little sausage and ear wax?!

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kiss_of_chef@reddit

yum!

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fashionably_doomed@reddit

My local butcher does Candy Corn sausage around this time every year.. I've never understood why anyone buys them lol

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Remarkable-Career299@reddit

Pretty sure you get the same effect with ketchup. just adds a sweetened flavour profile, like bits of fruit or the like.

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ShinzoTheThird@reddit

How does it cook?

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skernstation@reddit

What the hell …

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Deathshed@reddit

I didn't read the packaging and thought for a second that it was shit on the sausage 😂

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ZettaTawodi@reddit (OP)

I stood there and poked it thinking the thing had an abscess before I read it!

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Green-Corgi3875@reddit

I just showed this to my coworker from Erfurt. He told me to leave Germany.

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ZettaTawodi@reddit (OP)

😆

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wobbly123@reddit

I'm kinda curious to give it a try, but then again, I do like to get the sweet filling from a nice long sausage.

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andrew6197@reddit

Y’all paying for brats and liquid sugar??? you know you can just pour it on or cook it in?

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Tomavogic@reddit

Ordinary Sausage joined the chatroom

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Shiggedy@reddit

Well, hey there, folks, and uhhh, welcome back? I guess?

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Tomavogic@reddit

😂😂

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TheGhosticus@reddit

LET'S SAUSAGE!

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Tomavogic@reddit

Don't forget the 3.....2......1

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InfiniteBoxworks@reddit

Legit wondered if Mr. Sausage opened a shop.

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Tomavogic@reddit

Me too!

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Common-Upstairs-9866@reddit

Mein Gott

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Delicious_Guard2156@reddit

Careful pissing off the Germans…..

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DHLPDX@reddit

No.

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dragon_sack@reddit

But will it blow?

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Hot-Friendship-1562@reddit

None for me thanks, I’m driving.

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HotCakesunite@reddit

Looks like you bought it from Piggly Wiggly

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ZenLore6499@reddit

When you forget the name of Sour Patch Kids

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Arkitakama@reddit

I would try this out of morbid curiosity, but my brain is telling me the flavors are NOT complimentary.

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Maru_the_Red@reddit

Jfc no!

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photaiplz@reddit

This sells?

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Wise_Wait_3054@reddit

What??

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Electrical_Force1995@reddit

I’ve seen it all now

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i_eat_my_moms_ass@reddit

Ordinary sausage intensifies

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TurkeyCocks@reddit

Grundhofers in Minnesota is the first place I heard do this

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Zestyclose-Spread215@reddit

I live by Grundhofers - I have tried so many of their brats. Most are pretty good, some meh, some amazing. Worth giving it a shot imo people might like it more than they think.

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arathorn867@reddit

My first thought was this was probably Minnesota lol, although these were at least made in Missouri.

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julujulu86@reddit

Why am I not surprised that this is something we'd do here... lol

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BoxBento@reddit

Use to work for a place that would make sausage filled with skittles. Sold pretty well, too, for awhile.

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diretiger@reddit

I've heard they're actually pretty good

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Scifig23@reddit

What? Why?

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Stew_New@reddit

It's like Wendy's hamburger "meat".

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ZettaTawodi@reddit (OP)

😆 “brats”

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Apprehensive-Tea6222@reddit

I worked at a place in Austin that did this. Our social media guy was appalled taking photos and making the video for this one

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ZettaTawodi@reddit (OP)

It seems it’s a thing in Missouri I guess too. I feel like of all the choices we have for additions to sausages, maybe gummy bears doesn’t need to be one of them!

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yung_heinks@reddit

GODDAMNIT I KNEW THIS WAS MISSOURI. Perfectly on brand for St. Clair

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ZettaTawodi@reddit (OP)

Was invited to the nudy club while grocery shopping last week. Never a dull moment there!

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dexvision@reddit

The experience isn't great eating them. Imaging enjoying a nice brat fresh off the grill and then you hit a pocket of very hot liquid fruit chemical taste that has a good chance of running down your face. Those poor gummy bears didn't deserve this.

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space_cheese1@reddit

mmmm

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angelb2010@reddit

I'd rather eat the mold.

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Putrid_You6064@reddit

I’m sorry but what the ever loving fuck???

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JayTee245@reddit

Bet the butchers had a few too many gummies making these if you catch my drift!

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REDDIT_A_Troll_Forum@reddit

decent price these days

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jtmh17@reddit

It’s crazy cheap, I’m more surprised with the price than the gummy bears

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ZettaTawodi@reddit (OP)

Right?! This is out where we camp and shop before I go home. Their packs of meat are 5/$25 and $6 for 2 lb. of chicken breast! It’s amazing!

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NegaDeath@reddit

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Wonderful-Dot9811@reddit

People be doing whatever they can to race to diabetes these days.

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xltripletrip@reddit

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Vast_Feature_1009@reddit

When you're a butcher and your kids accidentally drop the entire bag of gummy bears into the batch

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tastethegoldenspray@reddit

These things are delicious. The gummies melt into the meat making them very juicy. The sugars caramelize the outside and add to the flavor. The skittles filled kind are better.

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BadAndNationwide@reddit

I was really high one time. I made bbq chicken with cheddar cheese and gummy bears. My friends who were also really high were really skeptical and reluctant to try it but they then loved it. I would never try it sober though. I feel like it’s one of those things that was only good that one time.

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ZettaTawodi@reddit (OP)

My first thought was there must be a stoner in the butchers department!

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theseglassessuck@reddit

Work at a grocery store, can confirm there are a lot of stoner butchers.

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AppropriateTouching@reddit

Also dry grocery stockers, also dairy stockers, also frozen stockers, also all buyers for said departments. I worked grocery for far too long.

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theseglassessuck@reddit

Yeah, I’ve worked in cafes or small fine food stores and there are a lot, for sure. 🤣

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ZettaTawodi@reddit (OP)

I mean stoners know what the good eats are, why not work at the source!

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AppropriateTouching@reddit

They really do.

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Floppycakes@reddit

Whipped cream on pizza.

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Shlocktroffit@reddit

a dot of whipped cream on each piece of pineapple on a pizza would have some people enraged to a state of complete incoherence and frothing at the mouth

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SuberKieran@reddit

I used to occasionally sesh at work with the baker at one of the cafes I worked at (he was always ripped but I don't like dealing with customers when I'm high). One time the baker at the cafe I worked at was cleaning out the freezer in the back and he made a mixed spicy mixed berry and bacon pie. That shit was so good.

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jakopappi@reddit

BBQ chicken and cheddar cheese are delicious together. And the gummy bears could highlight the sugars in the BBQ sauce. One of my favorite dishes is gnocchi and ground and crisp hot sausage, which I eat with French bread with butter and jelly. the jelly sets off the sausage deliciously. I'd cook the chicken and cut it in pieces and add come cheddar and then for a few bites add gummies. I doubt it's terrible.

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Dextrofunk@reddit

I made a gummy shark pizza once. It was horrendous and tasted downright awful.

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ZettaTawodi@reddit (OP)

Stoned? Lol! My worst offense was crucify Cheetos in vanilla ice cream.

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bacontimeyes@reddit

crucify Cheetos😭

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ZettaTawodi@reddit (OP)

Lol!

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bleu_waffl3s@reddit

Gum and nots together at last

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South_Statement_585@reddit

What the fk

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gheezer123@reddit

Ah

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Prof_Pineapple@reddit

Straight to hell

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StickyLafleur@reddit

Found the stoner in the meat department.

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LeaningFaithward@reddit

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weirdoldhobo1978@reddit

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Haunting-Comb-9723@reddit

Why?!?

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basketgardengnome@reddit

i thought that was oozing pus for a sec. gummy bears in sausage is a first 👀

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HooHawDirtyWings@reddit

Yeah I’ve seen these at Merts Meats

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WchuTalkinBoutWillis@reddit

Shooooooot he done stuck that sausage somewhere duuuuuurty Yodi now you gotta hit the clinic and hope that some shits penicillin still strong enough for lmao!!!!

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