Def gonna be a bad day
Posted by ironseaweed@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 64 comments
Saw this on fb, thought yall would enjoy
Posted by ironseaweed@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 64 comments
Saw this on fb, thought yall would enjoy
maxgamestate@reddit
She said, I don’t need no man
egeorgak12@reddit
Do diesel models in the US not take AdBlue? My Hyundai Tucson diesel hybrid does... But it does about 30,000 km on a tank of AdBlue. Doesn't exactly drink it all that quickly.
unionoftw@reddit
Hrmm
Deez_Gnats1@reddit
I know diesel nozzles won’t fit in a gasoline vehicle idk about DEF. One of the trucks at my old place of employment was gasoline and I would’ve filled it with diesel if it weren’t for that feature
Acceptable_Fan9489@reddit
The DEF nozzle is about the same size as a gas nozzle and will fit in a car. However, DEF has a distinct ammonia odor.
lord_nuker@reddit
Here in Europe you also need a magnetic ring around the def hole to be able to fill. I don't know about that specific Hyundai, but some of the larger vag cars have an def tank you fill right beside the diesel tank.
Chemical-Scholar-486@reddit
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't most of Europe ban def?
masterofallvillainy@reddit
It's called Adblue in Europe. I don't know why you thought it would be banned. It's non toxic and eliminates exhaust that causes smog
Stunt_Vist@reddit
It doesn't eliminate the stuff that causes smog, at least that's not it's main purpose (that's what your particulate filter is for, which is also mandatory for gas cars for a good half a decade now). It reduces NOx emissions, which are worse for the environment than CO2 and also cause cancer. Carbon monoxide is catalyzed before the piss juice gets injected into the exhaust and overall CO2 emissions are entirely dependant on how much fuel you burn.
Chemical-Scholar-486@reddit
I thought that mabey all the anti trust suits lead to a ban, but I was mistaken. It was just one hell of a fine that they got slapped with.
https://ec.europa.eu/commission/presscorner/api/files/document/print/en/ip_21_3581/IP_21_3581_EN.pdf
lord_nuker@reddit
Ahh that one, it's called the diesel gate in NA. Those car manufacteres dont have anything with def/adblue production. This was more about cheating and not doing more than the bare minimum.
lord_nuker@reddit
No, why should we?
Wildwildleft@reddit
Vag cars?
lord_nuker@reddit
Volkswagen Audi Group. We just call it vag in Europe
Wildwildleft@reddit
Ah Europe. That makes sense. Vag is short for vagina in the U.S., sort of a crude slang.
lord_nuker@reddit
I know that vag is short for that, but it depends on the setting its used in. Depending on where you are on the globe, fags isnt always the best slang for cigarets ;)
iFunnyAnthony@reddit
We also say vag in America
Lavasioux@reddit
We pronounce it "Vaj" fyi. Used in a sentence- "Plz send pics of bobs and vag"
Wildwildleft@reddit
Yeah like, “you’re a total vag!” Or “my new lawnmower is a vag magnet” duh man.
dadbodsupreme@reddit
I need to introduce you to my coworker who would put gasoline in the diesel delivery trucks at least four times annually. Luckily, he would catch it before he left the lot, but that was still most of my day pumping diesel gas mix out of a 40 gallon tank.
Deez_Gnats1@reddit
In my defense, that was the only gasoline truck on the lot and I only tried it once lol
dadbodsupreme@reddit
Brother, at least you caught your mistake.
AbbreviationsFun8591@reddit
Money money money ooouch!
vizarhali@reddit
I mean, does it say gas?. You fuel gas all this time ever since you got a car. How in the world are you this stupid ?
blumidget@reddit
I deliver DEF and at one station 2 ladies were getting fuel. One yells to the other who is at the def pump "That's not gas!" The other replies "But it says 'this is not diesel fuel'!"
Helldiver_of_Mars@reddit
I know someone who bought a brand new car and didn't know you had go change the oil.....
BluntBastard@reddit
I mean I saw a video once of a lady trying to put gas into a Tesla. I’ve just decided that a small segment of the population is retarded.
To this day I pray that the video was staged
dadbodsupreme@reddit
Because I am a hopeless optimist, I believe, or I choose to believe that this woman was borrowing their friends Tesla and was trying to do a nice thing by returning it full.
Antony9991@reddit
If you even have any doubt that video is not staged you're part of that small segment of the population
vizarhali@reddit
Woooowww this is a new stupid. But also she thought it was a hybrid
12InchPickle@reddit
I had a lady call me names cause I was “shooting air at her”. The sound she heard was the governor cutoff.
Chestlookeratter@reddit
You didn't try to stop her?
Rude_Priority@reddit
Assuming DEF is the same as add blue in Australia.
Jacktheforkie@reddit
What’s to say that isn’t a diesel car, modern diesel cars do in fact take DEF, and pumping is cheaper
xj5635@reddit
They did infact used make a diesel version of the Hyundai senta fe for the us market up till like 2019. Can't tell from that pic how old that car is.
Jacktheforkie@reddit
I see, I hadn’t realised they canned the diesel option
xj5635@reddit
Yeah I believe they still offer diesel in the larger models just no longer in the senta fe
Jacktheforkie@reddit
I see
MoldyCumSock@reddit
Kinda related but also not.
My work has a bulk DEF pump tank, and every 2-3 months, someone leaves the pump running and burns the motor out. It's not a quiet motor either. You can hear it over the airplanes taking off nearby.
Maintenance guys are used to fixing it, but it blows my mind that some fucknut keeps burning the motor out. If the motor is buzzing, it's still ON!!
CaptianBrasiliano@reddit
It's like they can't hear it. Maybe they've gone DEF!
MoldyCumSock@reddit
Boooo!!!
Lol
deadpat03@reddit
Wow, you're so deftone to the joke.
Head-Lawfulness9617@reddit
BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTRTTTRRRRRFRR! “All done!” BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTRRFRRRTTTTRRRRRR cough! DEAD
Cucaracha899@reddit
That’s DEFinitely the best joke
turbotaco23@reddit
People are pretty stupid, eh MoldyCumSock?
nanneryeeter@reddit
Makes me wonder how many times it needs to burn up before they add a timer. Maybe it will work THIS time.
olenamerikkalainen@reddit
Why don’t they put a shutoff timer on it?
MoldyCumSock@reddit
Honestly, that's a solid idea. I have no idea if it's company owned or a 3rd party thing, but I'll float the idea to my managers
GoodLordLorrie@reddit
Ours is just up high and gravity fed.
Maenmejaaen@reddit
Is it just diesel or is it a mixture of things?
Jaded_Customer_8058@reddit
Most Def
zillskillnillfrill@reddit
perhaps she has a diesel with an adblue tank?
Mater079@reddit
DEFiant to the end....
AtrixStd@reddit
americans realizing that normal cars can also be diesel and need adblue
TheUnwiseOne100@reddit
In all serious I’ve never noticed one of those I just bought a diesel equinox and filled the def for first time with one the jugs and spilled it all over myself
NASTYH0USEWIFE@reddit
Unleaded DEF only.
Junior-Credit2685@reddit
This pic is very very old.
MR_6OUIJA6BOARD6@reddit
Most DEF
Jesus_4_the_jugular@reddit
Wait, DEF isn't the brand?
OkinawaNah@reddit
There are drivers that have put DEF into the diesel tank
bob696988@reddit
She is def (definitely) going to make someone very happy and someone def not happy. Can you guess which is which ?
handogis@reddit
Hyundai also uses Diesel motors... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GbtQDpG7u8
Elderado12443@reddit
Def is fucking stupid.
Strong_Wasabi8113@reddit
I really expected a Quebec license plate