I had to buy 14 different cans of chili for my job, so naturally I mixed them all together to create The Ultimate Chili™. Fear it.
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Okaysolikethisnow@reddit
why did you need to buy 14 cans of chili for your job
Daddys_Fat_Buttcrack@reddit (OP)
I'm a food writer. I was tasting and ranking them.
Okaysolikethisnow@reddit
are you including this portion in your article, about how despite GOD, you mixed 14 cans of chili together?
Daddys_Fat_Buttcrack@reddit (OP)
No 😆
dkajdas@reddit
Missed opportunity there.
Sgt_WilliamDauterive@reddit
Nobody wants to admit they ate 14 cans of chili
Delmar93@reddit
Probably a liability, can't tell what brand finally made his pressure plug burst.
Daddys_Fat_Buttcrack@reddit (OP)
I should probably ask my editor honestly. Worth a try.
housevil@reddit
I would definitely read an article titled, "I mixed 14 kinds of chili together and tasted it" over, "I tasted 14 different kinds of chili."
OrangeOasix@reddit
mr.beast az title
Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce@reddit
Ordinary sausage type shit.
TurnipSwap@reddit
i need to know about the "15th" chili
Wakkit1988@reddit
The Fifteenth Element.
Chilese Halp.
watermelondrink@reddit
Leeeloooo
immaterializE@reddit
Multipass
Ismelkedanelk@reddit
It will be after you eat the Multichili
Nashville_Redditors@reddit
Chili Encounters of the Fifteenth Kind
KrabbyBoiz@reddit
What was your favorite? Was it stagg? Would you chill with me?
1MechanicalAlligator@reddit
Be sure to make it into one of those wonderful 15-page slideshow listicles you have to click through one-by-one with an ad between every 3 slides, including the final slide (I know you said "14 cans") to create an anticlimactic ending.
People loooove those.
ROARfeo@reddit
It'd be a fun bonus for those who read to the end of the article. Look at the engagement from your post. People like your idea.
morocco3001@reddit
Write it as a separate, follow-up article, because it'd be real interesting to compare the traffic between the two.
"I tasted 14 different chillis": I sleep
"I mixed 14 different chillis into one single unholy abomination of a chilli and ate it - here's what I learned": REAL SHIT?!
Daddys_Fat_Buttcrack@reddit (OP)
If only I could. I don't decide what gets published. This would be awesome though.
symedia@reddit
i mean you could make another article and interlink them so win win? :D and its easy of a title to be shared
dkajdas@reddit
Editors know what's best. But if it's online, you probably don't have a space limitation. Throw it in there!
Napol3onS0l0@reddit
If your by line isn’t Daddy’s Fat Buttcrack I’m disappointed.
Hrilmitzh@reddit
Frankenchili, could be a whole finale to the thing
dancingcuban@reddit
Did you mean “to spite GOD”? Cause that’s what I think he’s doing,
Imakemaps18@reddit
thelastdinosaur55@reddit
I hope they do😆🤣
taita2004@reddit
You should write an article about diarrhea afterwards.
cheapwhiskeysnob@reddit
Post a link to the publication when it’s finished, I’m dying to know which one was the best
Daddys_Fat_Buttcrack@reddit (OP)
I would but I don't want to dox myself :( I argue about politics too much for that. Lol
cheapwhiskeysnob@reddit
Ah fair, totally get that lol. What were your top 3?
Daddys_Fat_Buttcrack@reddit (OP)
Hormel chili with beans, Stagg no-bean, and Tony Packos
TheEpicSquish@reddit
Oh hell yeah. Totally agree with Hormel for the best canned option. That's my go to when I can't make my own
unreasonably_sensual@reddit
As an expert on bad canned chili, I'm offended you didn't have Wolf as your top pick.
muxman@reddit
Mmmm... Packo's hot dogs...
Mostly_Apples@reddit
Hormel makes a vegetarian version with beans and it's really really good.
Damiklos@reddit
Hormel Chili with Beans is the best for sure. I like to spice it up a bit with ghost pepper powder. But that's maybe a once every five years kinda thing. Usually make my own chili.
Kaurifish@reddit
We all know it's Sporked, Jordan. ;)
Daddys_Fat_Buttcrack@reddit (OP)
Haha no, Sporked is cool though
Brave_Hoppy1460@reddit
OK, but how many stores did you have to go to to get 14 different varieties? I don’t think I’ve ever seen more than three varieties in any store lol
comfortablynumb0629@reddit
Are you able to share the article? I’m interested to see the rankings haha
Daddys_Fat_Buttcrack@reddit (OP)
I'd rather not dox myself, so I won't. You can find it in a couple weeks though, if you're so inclined. I didn't finish it yet.
DrZedex@reddit
You mean to tell me you don't use daddy's fat buttcrack as your nom de plume? Weird. Why not?
House923@reddit
I never thought I'd see "nom de plume" and "daddy's fat buttcrack" in the same sentence.
Jodid0@reddit
r/brandnewsentence
simple-grad96@reddit
Now there are two such sentences!
doodman76@reddit
Just... please tell me you didn't have to rank skyline "chili"
Healthy_Broccoli1927@reddit
I can't even bring myself to call it chili, it's an hanging offence to my state and those surrounding.
doodman76@reddit
It's because it isn't chili. But don't worry, we outside of Ohio (especially those of us who lived there once) understand that there peaks of sanity in an otherwise sea of madness and ohio.
NiobiumThorn@reddit
I've heard it's good with noodles and excessive cheese
Adjective_Noun-420@reddit
At that point it’s just a worse bolognaise
Boba_Fett_is_Senpai@reddit
It's a warmly spiced meat sauce, it's pretty good on hot dogs. I'm indifferent about the noodles but my wife really likes it . Just don't buy the shit in the can tho
NiobiumThorn@reddit
Any recommendations on how to try it as someone who has never been and probably never will be to cincinnati?
LOTRfreak101@reddit
They sell it canned, but it's also surprisingly easy to make yourself. I've made it once before, and it took way less time than I thought it would.
doodman76@reddit
If you really want to try it, the sell it canned. You can probably find it on Amazon. It's sold in supermarkets there. Search for "skyline chili"
AaronfromKY@reddit
And beans and onions
NiobiumThorn@reddit
if you can see the chili you're doing it wrong
doodman76@reddit
It's not. It's cinnamon flavored meat sauce. Might as well call it white trash spaghetti
Daddys_Fat_Buttcrack@reddit (OP)
No, thankfully, because it looks gross
LOTRfreak101@reddit
It's actually really tasty! I can understand some of the trepidition that comes with it's looks, but you need to remember to toss some beans and onions on it as well as a truly excessive amount of cheddar cheese (they actually have a spicy version that uses pepper jack that was okay, but not great).
LOTRfreak101@reddit
I get mine as 5 ways, so it is chili since it has beans. It's also pretty easy to make and tasty as well.
avion-gamer@reddit
Skyline chili is amazing homemade
a-pretty-alright-dad@reddit
OP is afraid the Big Chili mafia will be displeased with the results.
yeahuhnothanks@reddit
With a username like that I really don't blame you. You'd never be able to escape hearing about what the franken-chili did to Daddy's Fat Buttcrack.
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comfortablynumb0629@reddit
Ah, yeah that makes a lot of sense - I will definitely keep an eye out!
burnman123@reddit
Is that you babish?
dbwoi@reddit
Bro can you please link your article? I spend more time than I'd like to admit browsing canned chili rankings. Always looking for the best ones and don't want to waste money on bad chili.
Poppunknerd182@reddit
Babish?
vy_you@reddit
Is your publication hiring?
yeeznz@reddit
Do eat when you go on lunch since I’m assuming you eat a lot during food tasting
mothzilla@reddit
"On average, these 14 cans of chilli do not taste good. I am giving them all 5/10"
hogliterature@reddit
where does the ultimate chili rank on that list?
AnthemWild@reddit
Would you mind sharing a link to the article or at least sharing your findings? I'd love to see what you think
edgarallanh0e@reddit
sporked??
MoreCowbellllll@reddit
When will you be ranking the (14) flavors of Tums that you're going to need?
REVSWANS@reddit
Username checks out
Willwork4tacoz@reddit
Hiw was the canned Wendy's chili?
DeathofKvasir@reddit
I would ask if you're working for Sporked, but I'm pretty sure they already did this review.
Big-Anxiety-5467@reddit
“I like chili with a mildly earthy taste. This chili does, indeed, taste like it came from the earth. Unfortunately, the part of the earth is Camden, NJ”
Daddys_Fat_Buttcrack@reddit (OP)
What is that from? That's hilarious.
shpongleyes@reddit
Was this something you chose to write about, or were you assigned this? If you chose to write about it, idk how much you can hide behind the phrase "I had to buy this for work".
Daddys_Fat_Buttcrack@reddit (OP)
I didn't choose the topic out of the blue, I was offered the assignment and I took it. So a little of column A and B
percyman34@reddit
Did you try Wolf chili by any chance? It's about the only one I've found that tastes pretty decent and isn't watery.
I_might_be_weasel@reddit
Your next article can be reviewing antacids!
BadGuy_ZooKeeper@reddit
And toilet paper, a twofer!
bruudwin@reddit
And bidets / shower heads! A threefer!
kilofeet@reddit
Tbh I didn't know food could write
M0richild@reddit
How did you get into food writing? Did you come from a food or a writing background? Howd you get started? I'm a food scientist and love learning about othee jobs in the same niche.
Daddys_Fat_Buttcrack@reddit (OP)
Nope, restaurant background actually. Cooking serving, managing, you name it. My partner referred me for the job back when we were just friends and now we write for the same company, which is awesome. I had almost no writing experience, but I've always enjoyed writing and had a knack for it. I definitely got lucky. I love the job. Being a food scientist sounds rad!
M0richild@reddit
Oh cool! Makes sense, so more of a culinary start. It sounds like a really interesting line of work, and so much chili!
Food science is alright. Not in love with my current job though, it's more industrial than I'd like. I've always liked the more creative sides of product development. Pays the bills though~
achillyday@reddit
Which chili reigns supreme?
Putrid-Mode@reddit
We will keep an eye out for the “Daddys_Fat_Buttcrack” byline!
DonKeedick12@reddit
Please include the combination chili in the rankings
Teososta@reddit
It’s not just 14 cans, it’s 14 different cans.
iatewaltwhitman@reddit
The lack of punctuation here is cracking me up for some reason!
catsmatsbats@reddit
This picture makes me need to go to the bathroom.
crabcake-driver11@reddit
This upset me
VegasGaymer@reddit
It looks like the aftermath
Creative_Cucumber495@reddit
"Food" writer
Article - "is it actually dog food?"
T0XIC_STANG_0G@reddit
Same vibe as getting all the different Covid vaccines to anyone else?
frogs_4_eva@reddit
How did it compare to the individual ones?
BigPinkFurrryBox@reddit
I hope that food didn't end up in the trash....
Greyliine@reddit
That is poop from a butt
iguessthistitleworks@reddit
I bet Stagg was at the top of the list. I've tried almost every brand and that one always comes out on top.
MischiefManaged3@reddit
Plz tell me this is pre-mixing them together.
cornbreadsdirtysheet@reddit
I thought it was a before and after photo. /s
Harrybahlzanya@reddit
Bet it looks the same coming out….
Huongster@reddit
Looks like barf
Jonkinch@reddit
Here’s a chili recipe you can just put in a crockpot and hit go.
RitaLaPunta@reddit
Ground beef
Onion(s)
Diced Tomatos
Kidney Beans
Chili Powder
Salt
in that order.
it's chili, it's easy, lets not get too fussy.
NotAGardener_92@reddit
It's hardly fussy, it just looks much "fancier" spelled out like that. Those are still very basic ingredients. Your version sounds kinda bland, unless you drown it in chili powder I guess.
RitaLaPunta@reddit
It's the salt that makes the difference - 'to taste'.
Key_Bag_2584@reddit
It’s so brown
SyrupGreen2960@reddit
I don't fear The Ultimate Chili. I fear the man who tastes The Ultimate Chili.
Flimsy-Ad3469@reddit
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
keep_username@reddit
Now what do you do with it?
shippfaced@reddit
You forgot the Peeps
dirkrunfast@reddit
FlipFlopNinja9@reddit
R/poopfromabutt
AppointmentOdd6010@reddit
This literally looks like the shits my dog took when it was sick. Definitely belongs in this sub, hold this upvote my friend
Daddys_Fat_Buttcrack@reddit (OP)
It's likeness to dirrahea made it so hard to eat honestly.
what_could_gowrong@reddit
You know it's low calorie when the food enters your body and comes out looking exactly the same!
creepyswaps@reddit
It's not low calorie, it's just so efficient at being digested that the 2 to 3 minutes it spends traveling through your body isn't enough time to change it in any way.
what_could_gowrong@reddit
You mean isentropic food, the process is so fast that there's no calorie transfer through the process
trogdor2594@reddit
That's why you add cheese and fritos to it. Now it's a cultural keystone.
Daddys_Fat_Buttcrack@reddit (OP)
Ah the ol' Texas diarrhea pie, I mean Frito pie
Wakkit1988@reddit
They need help moving all that meat through their body.
Daddys_Fat_Buttcrack@reddit (OP)
Lmao so true.
God, I love making fun of Texans
Healthy_Broccoli1927@reddit
A southern man don't need you around anyhow.
GoatCovfefe@reddit
My family eats chili with Fritos scoops. Yoooooo
Wakkit1988@reddit
Frito pie.
JazzHandsFan@reddit
r/poopfromabutt
mystique2311@reddit
I need to know the answer to this...
oatmeal_steve@reddit
bet it wont look much different when it comes out
elboogie7@reddit
who won? was it hormel?
DramaOnDisplay@reddit
Hormel is shit. I don’t know if it was ever good, but I can’t eat it now.
Daddys_Fat_Buttcrack@reddit (OP)
Winner was Tony Packo's by a landslide
Screaming_Enthusiast@reddit
what was the worst one lol
GoatCovfefe@reddit
Doubt that.
Ok-Spell-5733@reddit
whiisped@reddit
planning on adding some m&ms and peeps?
whiisped@reddit
i feel like only r/thegoodplace would appreciate this
The_Pacman007@reddit
That looks a toilet after a night of hard drinking and Taco Bell.
Actual-You-9634@reddit
Did you add any spices? Does it taste like it looks?
Shaan_Don@reddit
Is… Is that Wendy’s chili?
Jth20@reddit
/r/shitfromabutt
andromeda335@reddit
You need to be jailed for this
Ir0nLungz@reddit
You’ll need those blue shop towels for toilet paper
EmersonLucero@reddit
Not that expected. I know of one catered event where the kitchen ran short of mashed potatoes so runners were stent out to buy as much they could from KFC, Popeyes and Boston Market in the area. Mixed them all together with what they made. I was told the reviews were shocking positive.
FuzzyTop75@reddit
You tried to cut this with Boston Market gravy...
Sethgarris@reddit
Just trying to get a little bit of cancer, Stan
redsixthgun@reddit
Are you trying to fuck me!?
potatofarmer402@reddit
It’s all the same shit, man
TheSmokingLamp@reddit
Someone didn’t get the reference
ppsmooochin@reddit
You?
DeliciousFlow8675309@reddit
Reference to the best South Park episode
DeliciousFlow8675309@reddit
Lol the kid doesn't say that to Eric?
CornsOnMyFeets@reddit
How do you feel about potato salads made with several potato varieties (granted they are each cooked properly and not all thrown in to the same pot)
StringBean_GreenBean@reddit
Honestly I’ve made baked potato salad with a mix of russet and red potatoes and it turned out way better than just russet or just red. Maybe wouldn’t try that with purple potatoes tho
CornsOnMyFeets@reddit
I agree its kind of “fun” to eat texturally when done correctly
Ionovarcis@reddit
Y’all don’t primarily eat for texture? Honestly. That sounds like a blessing, anything that feels like apple but isn’t makes me gag and will not be swallowed.
Potatoez@reddit
It's not supposed to have the crunch. That would indicate the potato is undercooked. It's supposed to be soft almost like the inside of a baked potato.
Ionovarcis@reddit
Personally, it’s anything with a crunch too similar to an apple: jicama, raw onion, undercooked potato, etc… the moment the tastes and textures reconcile in my head - it’s gag city bitch
CornsOnMyFeets@reddit
I can't eat slimy shit like runny egg yolks, and for whatever reason I can't eat the vein in a chicken wing once I see it.
GoatCovfefe@reddit
I feel nothing for any kind of potato salad, and I'm a potato lover.
Now that I think about it, maybe I'm not a potato lover, I don't like French fries either.
producerofconfusion@reddit
Potato lover definitely sounds like an old time racial slur.
GoatCovfefe@reddit
I am a daywalker so, it fits.
eyesotope86@reddit
Maybe not even that old time...
psychedelych@reddit
Looks like my dog's puke
WeLikeToHaveFunHere@reddit
You know, God’s love has limits
Moreseesaw@reddit
Disgusting 🤮 but would try
Aryya261@reddit
Pls explain this job lol
TheNo1pencil@reddit
How is it?
AdditionalCod835@reddit
That looks like shit from a butt
BirthdayMaximum6043@reddit
As opposed to shit from somewhere else?
Perfect-Presence-200@reddit
I hope you also bought 14 rolls of toilet paper…
Brickman_monocle@reddit
Pure nightmare fuel
Fragrant-Anybody8385@reddit
Sure_Plenty_7257@reddit
We do, in fact fear it. More specifically what it will do to our insides and the smell of it coming out.
Massiavelli@reddit
This has to be a Sporked member lmao
tgodxy@reddit
Heroic dose
NoleDadofFive@reddit
I shit my pants just looking at this.
dandy-in-the-ghetto@reddit
Do you have a picture of it undigested?
RussianSkeletonRobot@reddit
See, the great part about this is you skip the long night of indigestion and bad sleep and cut right to the aftermath.
ikeatings@reddit
Now we need some dude to serve it with his feet.
selkiesart@reddit
SadYogurtcloset2835@reddit
looks like dog food...
MrAngryBeards@reddit
It looks like what it'll look like
sonofbaal_tbc@reddit
i saw a kid forced to eat canned chili as punishment
dude was in tears - looks like shit
Slimey65nickel@reddit
Ragnar-Alpaca@reddit
Was the combination good tho?
PlayerJust@reddit
Yep that is dog food.
SFDessert@reddit
If you don't want to eat this I'd recommend dumping all of it in a public toilet somewhere without flushing just to completely ruin someone else's day.
PurchaseTight3150@reddit
The thought of seeing 100% undigested chilli in a toilet made me gag.
I’ve never literally gagged from a comment until now. So thanks for that.
SFDessert@reddit
I feel honored
McZalion@reddit
Looks like shit. Literally
Cannedpeas@reddit
!remindme 3 weeks
Poopiebuttfartface@reddit
r/poopfromabutt
Sigrudson@reddit
We did this during our annual Boy Scout winter games. Everyone would bring in a can. Didn't taste too bad, at least as a kid.
Sierra1one7@reddit
It looks like the chilli will exit looking the same way as it entered your body
TastyRiceKernal@reddit
Before eating it and after eating it look the same! Ouch
Kokir@reddit
That looks like it was already digested and shat out. Ahhh chili. One of the few foods that comes out the way it goes in
Hercusleaze@reddit
Looks the same going in, as it does coming out.
tiddymctitface@reddit
That's poop from a butt
Doomegg600@reddit
r/shitfromabutt
Crotean@reddit
Found the binging with babish Reddit account.
emptypotato383927552@reddit
Is this for sporked?
Daddys_Fat_Buttcrack@reddit (OP)
No, Sporked is cool though
daemonfly@reddit
So, how much sodium in that bowl?
Daddys_Fat_Buttcrack@reddit (OP)
Yes.
Sreezy3@reddit
When you do things like this, would you cook something up with the waste and donate the food?
Daddys_Fat_Buttcrack@reddit (OP)
No, not usually, but I'm about to move and am hoping to start a chapter of Food Not Bombs to do just that. Donated pre-cooked food is pretty tough otherwise. I hate wasting food though so I always stick it in the freezer and put it to use. I actually just gave away about 11 boxes of falafel mix though.
Far-Dimension3507@reddit
You can see the heartburn raising off
PunisherElite@reddit
wtf did you eat them all cold
SneakyNamu@reddit
R/eatityoufuckingcoward
dezerx212256@reddit
Did you eat all 14 cans first?
noobyeclipse@reddit
i hate how you're gonna have little rubber meat pellets and decomposing powdery meat bits in the same bite
Crix2007@reddit
Canned chili sounds fk disgusting
Conaz9847@reddit
r/poopfromabutt
Jazzlike_Ad4553@reddit
Kevin core
Clefairi@reddit
Did you take this picture before or after eating the 14 cans..?
SpeedBlitzX@reddit
Is it the lighting or does this look concerning???
tact8t88@reddit
Gonna look exactly the same coming out the other end
Beneficial_Primary16@reddit
You should have add some sauces on it
Mountain-Exam8871@reddit
Bet you got the world's biggest diaherria shit storm mixing 14 cans together. Lol
what_could_gowrong@reddit
This substance should be banned under Geneva checkli... Convention.
Dyrmaker@reddit
This is the guy I want ranking my chili options
Own_Jicama_4510@reddit
How was the ultimate shit?
BigDpsn@reddit
The starts of some terrible tiktok queso dip
Strikereleven@reddit
You could mix a can or two of dog food in there and nobody would know
bigshot316@reddit
Well how did it taste goddammit?!
thedevillivesinside@reddit
Why is it brown....
Moltar_Returns@reddit
I gotta take a shit just from looking at this
InsertRadnamehere@reddit
Canned chili is gross. You made it Uber Grosse!
Annual_Display8477@reddit
Ok who shit in the pan
DoorAndRat@reddit
I'm currently stirring a big pot of chili I made from scratch while browsing reddit on my phone and I'm suddenly less hungry.
Daddys_Fat_Buttcrack@reddit (OP)
I'm so sorry 😭 I'm a monster
ea88_alwaysdiscin@reddit
You cannot convince me that it isn't wet dog food. Those empty cans are all dog food cans, this I know. You ain't gotta lie to kick it.
Daddys_Fat_Buttcrack@reddit (OP)
I know, that's exactly what I kept thinking. It's identical to dog food.
Heartypearl_666@reddit
r/poopfromabutt
DracoDarkblade@reddit
Did you test vegetarian chili? Curious to see where it ranks?
bengermanj@reddit
That's a lot of farts in one bowl
steelydan910@reddit
Delicious dog food
Throwawayinnj777777@reddit
Toilets everywhere should fear it
Lucy-Bonnette@reddit
I need these pictures to be preceded with some sort of warning.
GoatCovfefe@reddit
The warning is the sub name
Lucy-Bonnette@reddit
Yes, it’s still beyond expectation sometimes
Revegelance@reddit
So...how was it?
brownout1717@reddit
What is your job?!
LoveMeSome_Lamp@reddit
looks like dog food in diarrhea
Waifu_Slayer1@reddit
The different colors and textures is a no for me
PJRama1864@reddit
RIP your bowels.
cousindeagle@reddit
Looks like my toilet after visiting a chili cook off with 14 different contestants
Party_Supermarket_88@reddit
I haven’t seen a “no fear” sticker in ages so you perhaps have truly scared them away
ktroj202@reddit
Nobody wants to admit the mixed 14 cans of chili
sohcordohc@reddit
God what is your job…and what restaurant should everyone avoid?
Just-10247-LOC@reddit
I have actually seen something that looks just like that on a sidewalk in Guangzhou China.
MountainTurkey@reddit
/r/shitfromabutt
guyfierisgoatee1@reddit
rbarr228@reddit
Looks farty and heartburn-y.
TRLingYou@reddit
Put it on fritos with some cheese and sour cream and I'd be all over it, I don't care
ThirstyOne@reddit
“When you get to kings landing, have a bowl of brown for me.”
abysmal-mess@reddit
The ultimate chili dog chili
NoseMuReup@reddit
Jungle chili
AciD3X@reddit
I've never seen a chili closer to grey than red/brown!
mastapastawastakenOT@reddit
That's shit from a butt
BigOleCactus@reddit
How is this not an AMA
Brave-Elk-3792@reddit
Canned chili is fucking disgusting, I tried just about every brand of canned chili and I would be pretty damn pissed if I was forced to eat that. Next time just take a pack of hamburger, throw some spices, and some chili beans, and put it in a pot and cook it even if I takes all night, there's no fucking way I'm eating that.
frostedwaffles@reddit
What...is your job?
makebelievethegood@reddit
professional pooper
Crazian14@reddit
Executive shit eater
Daddys_Fat_Buttcrack@reddit (OP)
Food writer!
honey_graves@reddit
HM. BAD.
Littlest_Babyy@reddit
Isn't chili usually red from all the tomatoes and sauce? This looks brownish gray, I'd add some paprika just to make it look less like shit 😂
lostcorndog@reddit
Looks like the aftermath of consuming too much Taco Bell.
ToecurlingBigO@reddit
“Had to”
lordguro@reddit
you should probably prepare for The Ultimate Fart™️ just saying
DookieToe2@reddit
That looks like something that comes out of my butt after a night of drinking.
DadJokeBadJoke@reddit
We went to a soup-themed potluck and my wife took every can of chili from our pantry, that I probably bought when shopping while hungry, and mixed them all together in the crockpot. It was the first dish to be finished and people were raving about it. Several people asked her for the recipe but she said she couldn't tell them, which was true because we would have had to dig the cans out of the trash to figure it out.
Business_Curve_7281@reddit
My stomach cramped just looking at it
itsyaboisknnypen1s@reddit
i’ve made public toilets look like this before. yours probably tastes better though
Butt_Fucking_Smurfs@reddit
g
GentrifriesGuy@reddit
This is the the cause of the next pandemic
NormanCocksmell@reddit
Looking at this picture simultaneously gave me heartburn and diarrhea.
Lucy-Bonnette@reddit
I need these pictures to be preceded with some sort of warning.
jmanly3@reddit
That “chili” looks absolutely disgusting. Chili is one of the easiest things I can think of to make, just do it yourself next time
Daddys_Fat_Buttcrack@reddit (OP)
I had to buy them for work! I literally got paid to do this!
Well, not to do exactly this I guess.
I make an awesome homemade vegetarian chili all the time. Its one of my favorite recipes.
jmanly3@reddit
Yeah, buying them for work (I’m still curious about that part!) and deciding to combine them are two wholly separate things hahah
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