Another Coco-No-No ? | TheaterFire

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EvilWhiteDude@reddit

It’s those milky white eyes hovering inches above your face as he slowly, endlessly thrusts into you. In desperation they ask him to put the visor back on, tell him it’s sexier that way, but he insists, no, no visor.

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Milr_Tyme_@reddit

It was sad, that across 7 seasons, this guy was rejected by just about every girl he wanted, but rejected the one girl who was into him, Ensign Tyler.

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shmupsy@reddit

that is kind of messed up

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EvernightStrangely@reddit

To be fair, she's an ensign and La Forge is her commanding officer. Entering into a relationship with her would not only be against regulations, it would pose a serious conflict of interest in crisis scenarios.

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staarfawkes@reddit

Throughout the series it looks like Geordi only goes for the white girls

Leah brahms, the coco nono girl, Data, etc

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Kennedygoose@reddit

For real. Creepy bastard is more into the holodeck women than Barclay, but oh no this girl that fawns over him isn’t good enough. He’s gotta go show his holo fuck doll to her inspiration so the real version can tell him to get fucked.

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Bacontoad@reddit

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Kulban@reddit

His fetish is rejection.

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PhilAggie1888@reddit

24th Century diss:

That guy is such a loser thst he couldn't get laid in on a holodeck.

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LV426acheron@reddit

He should've borrowed Riker's program that he used on holodeck 4.

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ghehy78@reddit

Holodeck janitors know they are going to get a long smoke break when it’s Geordi’s time.

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JohnMaddening@reddit

A “Coco No-No” is gin and coconut milk. I would have turned him down too.

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spiderland5150@reddit

Geordi was waaaaay more problematic than Riker ever was. He was actually offended that Leah Brahms was outraged by his 'diagnostic' recreation of her. Her apologizing to Geordi is an extremely low point of that episode.

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xThotsOfYoux@reddit

It was a low point for the series. Like a scene and dynamic tailored specifically for the discerning 90's misogynist incel who never got to yell at a woman about how nice he is

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funlovingguy9001@reddit

His character was so cringe sometimes.

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Strobertat@reddit

It was such a shame because he was my favourite in the early seasons. Geordi let me down :(

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funlovingguy9001@reddit

Same. I feel the writers wrote him badly.

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user12749835@reddit

He was an engineering nerd, no, CHIEF engineering nerd, surrounded by other space nerds in space on the flagship of a space exploration organization...there had to be more people into his deal.

Also he was LeVar Burton. There had to be more people into his deal.

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DanteHicks79@reddit

Unfortunately Geordi suffered from the writers focusing primarily on Data and Picard. Everybody was second string. Bev, Deanna, Worf - none of them were as developed or focused on as much as Data and Picard. Riker kinda got some spotlight, but beyond trombone and trim_bone_ what else did we really know about him?

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jack_begin@reddit

This whole episode is like a workplace harassment training video.

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namewithanumber@reddit

I always image the two empty ones are both Geordies too.

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PDCH@reddit

LaForge had no game.

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OrganizationFalse668@reddit

I feel like this is one of the best cast shows. The actress who played her was powerful.

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SeaworthinessRude241@reddit

Julie Warner, who had a moment in the early 90s where she was starring in some big movies. Doc Hollywood with Michael J. Fox, for example.

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Empigee@reddit

She was also good in The Puppet Masters.

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beeemmvee@reddit

Perfectly done cringe. Don't worry, Geordi. You'll find love.

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upthewaterfall@reddit

Geordi should have offered a coco-ya-ya.

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jrosehill@reddit

Cue the Bill Cosby jokes.

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Asleep_Touch_8824@reddit

"Drink this."

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InitiativeDizzy7517@reddit

Would you like some delicious J-E-L-L-O?

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jspook@reddit

You wanna see my puddin pop?

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hobotruman@reddit

Shortly after..."Computer, load LaForge program 69"

Longly after..."LaForge to facilities team, cleanup on holodeck 2"

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Tucana66@reddit

"Coolant leak! Bridge, we have a coolant leak in the engine core! I estimating two minutes to a warp core breach!"

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nickthedicktv@reddit

My headcanon is he’s gay

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Tucana66@reddit

It's okay, everyone. It actually -- eventually -- turns out a-okay!

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darylonreddit@reddit

Geordie "what's a hobby" La Forge

He's got one interest in life, and nothing to talk about. And his overzealous date smile pushes the ladies away like a solar wind pushes a Bajoran lightship.

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