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If I said blue melt, would you know what I was talking about?

Posted by Mispict@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 24 comments

2 of my group of 5 understand this. We are all from different parts of the country.

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angel_0f_music@reddit

Sounds like something used to clean toilets, to be honest.
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ArcTan_Pete@reddit

No Idea (Londoner). My main reason for visiting the comments was to find out what it was
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Foxtrot7888@reddit

No, no idea what this means.
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Ancient_Context_3538@reddit

Nope west midlands and south wales. But I am mid forties so could be a young persons turn of phrase.
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Mispict@reddit (OP)

No, I'm nearly 50 so not a young person thing
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Ancient_Context_3538@reddit

Might be an old person thing /s
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ReturnOfTheExile@reddit

blue waffle we know
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Mispict@reddit (OP)

It's a bruise.
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MrNippyNippy@reddit

A blue ham and cheese toasty? Like a blue waffle?
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JustaNameonline@reddit

Blue waffle?
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Dazz316@reddit

Burger with blue cheese?
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Gary_James_Official@reddit

No idea, but I really would like to know now that you've raised this mystery...
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Mispict@reddit (OP)

A really bad bruise.
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Gary_James_Official@reddit

Ah. That's disappointingly mundane for such an evocative term... Good to know for future reference though. Thank you,
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AndySplash@reddit

Wax?
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Mispict@reddit (OP)

No. A really bad bruise that goes blue
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jollyjulie__@reddit

Well, heard it down in Midlands. Can say, it's a right royal shiner!
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Mispict@reddit (OP)

So it's a proper hardcore bruise, yes?
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Mispict@reddit (OP)

It's a really bad bruise. One that goes blue.
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jdsuperman@reddit

Never heard of it! Grew up in the south.
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wardyms@reddit

Yeah, a northern person having a go at a Smurf.
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GlitchingGecko@reddit

Nope. Midlands here.
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iceystealth@reddit

Same, grew up on sides of the midlands. No idea.
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