What are your favorite quotes?
Posted by Sharp_Pressure8921@reddit | BeavisAndButthead | View on Reddit | 59 comments
I love this show. Mines probably: “FROG BASEBALL!!!” 🤣
Posted by Sharp_Pressure8921@reddit | BeavisAndButthead | View on Reddit | 59 comments
I love this show. Mines probably: “FROG BASEBALL!!!” 🤣
818sfv@reddit
Beavis: "I was born without any nads."
Woman: "That's terrible."
Beavis: "Yeah, it really sucks. I guess all my kids will be born without nads too."
goonSerf@reddit
(Radiohead appears on the TV) Butt-head: oh no…COLLEGE KIDS.
bluejaywhey@reddit
Butt-head: Hey baby. I noticed you have braces. I have braces too.
girl he's talking to: throws him out of a White House window
goonSerf@reddit
Chelsea Clinton
Vpettijohnjr@reddit
“I don’t know what number multiple is, but it’s better than zero!”
818sfv@reddit
walking past the Johnson Space Center sign
Butthead: "Johnson. uh huh uh huh"
Beavis: "Boioioioing!"
I laughed so hard at that!
818sfv@reddit
Butthead: "Check it out, it's a hoe." Beavis: "Yeah, but, what's that thing she's dragging behind her?"
"Maybe that's why they call it woodshop."
"Hey Beavis, these chicks are flat!"
Blue---Alien@reddit
Beavis's poem
Here I sit Same as ever Took a dump Pulled the lever The toilet clogged The water flowed Look out world It's a motherload
From the Manners episode
They were trying to 💩
"Please come out of my butt"
Most anything Beavis says as Cornholio
Lardcak321@reddit
“Try the morphine… it’s excellent today”
johnny_moronic@reddit
"If I wanted to read, I go to school, Beavis"
Grundle95@reddit
Yeah, we get some crazies in here. I kinda like the sound of that, though… bunghole. BUNGhole, heh heh m heh
CheeseHogDawg@reddit
Uhh.. can you like, shut up?
cinephile1987@reddit
You treat your stepmother with respect, Pantera!
Toonarmy1994g@reddit
I understand your frustration
sinisteraxillary@reddit
I don't like stuff that sucks.
Thehellpriest83@reddit
“My liver “ “my liver”
Grape_Pedialyte@reddit
Burger World Manager: "You don't get worker's comp for fighting, it has to be an accident"
Beavis: "You mean we need to like, poop in our pants? POOP!"
Ok-Assignment8954@reddit
"Brian Johnson looks like he's taking a dump! Uhhhhh, huhhuhhuh, huhhuhhuh, huhhuhhuh!"
Apprehensive-Page510@reddit
Jiminy Crickets
CaptainLhurgoyf@reddit
"There's a wonderful world out there when we discover we don't need television to entertain us!"
"Huh huh, he said anus!"
"...Did you hear a word I just said?"
"Yeah, anus!"
sykotyctendencies@reddit
Dammit Beavis put that away! You're not supposed to have your penis out while you're cooking...
shortcups@reddit
came here to post this lol
Gloomy_Use@reddit
From the Manners episode:
"Beavis, did he hit you?"
"Yes, sir, he did. Thank you for your concern."
methos3@reddit
(From B&B Do America)
“I’ll pay you double to do him.”
Butthead: “Do a guy? No way!”
Beavis: “I don’t know Butthead, that is a lot of money. Maybe if we closed our eyes and PRETENDED…”
Butthead: SLAPPPPPPPP!
Beavis: “Oh yeah. Sorry about that.”
CrysisRequiem@reddit
Uh- could you like, get less stuff?
methos3@reddit
“Just get it!”
“Uh huh-huh. Huh-huh. Hey Beavis, this guy needs some like, food or something.”
“So?”
“So, like, make it.”
KarliCartoons@reddit
“One time, like, a while ago, I killed a bunch of people heheheh”
japie81@reddit
Brucetiki@reddit
7-11 was an inside job
Far-Chris_is_Evil@reddit
Mines shut up asswipe
brainbridge77@reddit
There’s a tennis player named stiffy steffi graf hahaha
ColdDistribution2848@reddit
Could you like, shut up?
Zenis@reddit
His whole head sucks. And his chest is no picnic either.
1strawberry1cow@reddit
Fireee
No-Sheepherder1364@reddit
I refuse...
stylesclash69@reddit
“I didn’t do it!!! It was a foreigner !”
PrinceNY7@reddit
"I'm gonna kick you in the nads"
Cajuncoonass1@reddit
Some kid: That's my dad, but don't worry he's cool. Butthead: Really? He doesn't look cool. Uh huh huh.
Stevie22wonder@reddit
"Hah, he's grooming him..." when they watched that Cale Dodds music video. That shit was too funny.
MisterJimm@reddit
"Drah yduts dna egelloc ot og ydobyreve taht tseggus I."
Roller_ball@reddit
"He's not really my friend."
DudeWouldGo@reddit
😆
DudeWouldGo@reddit
From Do America
Beavis "Yeah I got a question, is the a god damn?"
tgrace1911@reddit
Not from either of the guys, but "One calls himself Butthole and I think the other one's name is Joe, uhh they were oriental"
chpr1jp@reddit
“I’m doing my ‘Monkey Boy.’”
Sterling0393@reddit
“Which lucky girls will be fit to join my harem?”
SuspiciousString3@reddit
You know Beavis, I'm not mad, just disappoint- JESUS CHRIST!
Sharp_Pressure8921@reddit (OP)
🤣 Somehow I needed to look it up. lol!!!
THCRANGER@reddit
“I would hate for my bungholio to get polio”
Electronic-Regret484@reddit
“HELP! HE’S GOT A BONER!”
Grape_Pedialyte@reddit
"Bobby, mount Beavis!"
SenojMail@reddit
It's so cold in the D
illusion-becoming@reddit
“Dammit Beavis, don’t embarrass me in the Burger World!”
-buying fake beer-
Beavis: Hey he didn’t give us any straws! Butthole
“Dammit Beavis, you’re embarrassing me in front of Satan!”
“Hey how’s it going”
Grape_Pedialyte@reddit
"What street do you live on?"
"I live in a house, dumbass"
ChugginOnVodka@reddit
“This sucks more than anything has ever sucked before”
“It’s one of those problem plants. We tried watering and feeding it and stuff. But it just had, like, a bad attitude about growing”
Simple-Instruction95@reddit
"Not working is cool".
Zenis@reddit
Did you just fart ?
It sounded like it came from outside
What are you, some sort of butt ventriloquist?
SpawnSC2@reddit
“Um, yeah, I just have a question, um, is this a god dam? You know, god damn, you know.”
stevethepirate89@reddit
"Uhhh I don't know Butthead, the ground is moving pretty fast..." "Then just start running fast when you hit the ground dumbass."