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NigelWinsor3@reddit

I remember him on the venture Bros
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SadCranberry8838@reddit

I haven't had the slightest idea who the Surgeon General was for years. Koop was, is, and forever shall be SG.
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DynamiteWitLaserBeam@reddit

I haven't thought about it before, but you're right. I couldn't tell you the name of any other Surgeons General.
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exscapegoat@reddit

Jocelyn Elders from Clinton’s administration. Poor woman said one of the most sensible things during the AIDS crisis and they made her resign. At an AIDS conference she advocated including information about masturbation in sex Ed classes to encourage teens to delay becoming sexually active.
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PlantMystic@reddit

Yes. I remember that!
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Mixednutbag@reddit

I didn't need no pamphlet to tell me about masturbation. I remember when that happened. It was such a hypocritical ploy by the politic forces that wanted the Clinton administration to look bad. All of the expressions of moral outrage to score political points. Yet it worked...
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Consistent-Height-79@reddit

It was one of the moments in my youth where I started to seriously question the intelligence and integrity of adults and those in power. Similarly, I suspect a kid today would question the intelligence of adults and old people supporting a particular presidential candidate.
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No_Detective_But_304@reddit

Exactly. Why anyone would support Harris is mystifying.
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exscapegoat@reddit

Yeah I was in my 20s when she resigned. Teens are horny. Self love is the safest sex there is. No pregnancy or stis. Addressing that in a matter of fact way is sensible I remember back in the 1980 or 1990s Phil Donahue had an episode about parents who let kids have sex in their home. One of the callers said his advice was to talk to them and tell the kids masturbation was a lot safer, explaining that sex with another person could result in pregnancy (default assumption was everyone was straight) and stis. And kids should wait until they can handle the consequences Some people were shocked and horrified. And even Phil had a slight wtf?! expression. Caller had a point.
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BlurryGraph3810@reddit

What's masturbation?
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Thewrongbakedpotato@reddit

My dad hated Clinton, was a die-hard Trumper, and thought abortion was the ultimate evil, but even he thought that Elders got screwed over.
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White_Buffalos@reddit

She was great, too. So is Vivek Murthy.
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Organized_Khaos@reddit

Thank you for using the correct plural. Chef’s kiss in your General direction.
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DynamiteWitLaserBeam@reddit

I'm so happy someone noticed. Thank you!
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Tiny-Balance-3533@reddit

There was that moron who insisted that COVID wasn't dangerous and that Trump was the healthiest president ever... I have no idea his name, but he sure was not good at his job.
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RedditSkippy@reddit

I am pretty sure that is true for almost all Americans in our generation. I also always wonder why Koop was so well known.
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rumpusroom@reddit

C’mon. Look at him. How could he not be well known?
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Boxofbikeparts@reddit

I used to remark that he dressed rather fancy for an Amish doctor.
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cat_blep@reddit (OP)

what other SsG have done TV commercials? and to hear Always Wear A Condom open sex from an adult without laughing or being condescending or weird? Left an impression.
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Old_and_Cranky_Xer@reddit

In my mind he has always been and always will be!
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the-florist@reddit

My name is Ishmael
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AwayLand9029@reddit

CALL ME Ishmael.
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narcowake@reddit

Definitely from a different century !
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BaronNeutron@reddit

I have some bad news for you, you may want to sit down...
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Yellow-beef@reddit

I want a framed copy of this hanging on my walls. Also one of that general during the Obama administration who made that sneery face while talking about Russia.
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Fight_Tyrnny@reddit

This is the guy that Axle Rose of Gun's n Roses attacked in Paradice city pretty much asking if you should believe him about smoking. Fast forward 30 years and I went to a Guns n Roses concert a few years back and sat in the front row to the side of the concert and watched Axle have to go back every 15 minutes for oxygen. I think the surgeon general won that argument.
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jcronk@reddit

Around sixth grade, I had to go to the community college library after school for a few hours to wait for my mom to pick me up. I discovered the surgeon general's commission on pornography and it changed my life. (I also found a couple of books by Harry Houdini and really got into HP Lovecraft and Stephen King, but the porn, man, the porn)
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healthcrusade@reddit

How did it change your life?
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jcronk@reddit

I was 11 or so, and the internet didn’t exist, so it was between the meese report and the magazine pages I sometimes found at a park near a big drainage duct. It was memorable to me, although apparently not memorable enough that I noticed it was the attorney general and not the surgeon general, making my entire comment even more unnecessary and embarrassing than it otherwise would have been
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healthcrusade@reddit

did it cause you to stay away from porn or did it cause you to become interested in porn. I just couldn’t quite get what you meant.
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SkinTeeth4800@reddit

I think you're thinking of the ATTORNEY General's report, not the Surgeon General's report. Specifically the "Meese Report", the Final Report of the Attorney General's Commission, put out (heh!) in 1986 under Ronald Reagan's U.S. Attorney General Edwin Meese. I remember porno shops downtown putting big ads in their barred windows: "WE SELL THE MEESE REPORT!"
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jcronk@reddit

Damn, all this time I thought it was the surgeon general! I guess I only read the cover once, even if I read some of the contents quite a few times and photocopied some of the best bits.
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ImSeanCassidy@reddit

I was commissioned to paint his portrait by Dartmouth University for the opening of the Koop Medical Center. Over the 9 months of completing the portrait, he became a friend. That was an unexpected blessing in my life I wish I still had. He shared stories about the AIDs epidemic, his interactions w/Reagan, Bush Senior, the surgery he created, his family, the son he lost. The love for the son he lost was clearly woven into every part of him. Even though he didn’t discuss it at great length, I picked up on how the tragedy was always near him. Absolutely broke my heart, and I took the liberty of adding a small portrait of the son in the background of another portrait of him that’s at the College of Physicians in Philadelphia. I was nervous to do that if it was seen received as patronizing, since it’s not my pain, but he deeply appreciated it. I was very thankful he allowed me to honor his love for his son. That’s the job in the end, to show who a person is, and he was a great one. He was also hilarious. If he was in a room, everyone else was laughing. Surprising considering his reputation as overly serious in the media. I miss him. He was kind to give me attention as I worked to get his portrait right, and would ask how I was as often as I asked that of him. An uncommon thing for a portrait painter in the presence of someone with accomplishments like his.
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Spidergawd68@reddit

I’m going to assume you’re being truthful, and say that this is a both fascinating and heartwarming story. What a wonderful memory.
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Anat1313@reddit

It's Dartmouth College, not Dartmouth University, but the artist could be just misremembering the name of the institution.
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ImSeanCassidy@reddit

I’m guessing we are of different tribes, but I accept the revision, and corrected it in my original comment. If you’re like my wife, who usually has a stroke before the second sentence trying to proof my grammar-fluid writing, I apologize how often my people have to ask for help. Unfortunately, I missed basically all of 7th grade English drawing in the back row with the other overly-contented goofs.
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ImSeanCassidy@reddit

Thank you. I did portrait work for 20+ years, traveled often, and met more people than I ever expected to. A few are/were famous, but most weren’t. The most meaningful portraits to me were usually commissioned by hard-working, upper middle clients that often needed to save a bit for the fee. They invested in a way wealthier clients often didn’t. Dartmouth actually forgot to send me an invite to the unveiling if you can believe that, I learned the date when Koop called to ask a question one afternoon. I had two weeks to prepare 5 minutes of remarks, and was slotted to speak after a recorded video Bill and Hillary Clinton sent wishing Dr. Koop a happy 90’th birthday. That’s a hilarious level of pressure for a small, one-person studio. I practiced my remarks over 80 times, and it went perfect, and I was only proud that my awesome wife saw me stick the landing. Im someone that really just wants to be in my small house, with my wife, and kids (1 of 4 still at home), so I find experiences like that exhausting more than anything. I stopped exhibiting in 2013, and stopped taking commissions in 2016, and don’t regret it as it became a life that was just too big at times for who I am. Even w/portrait fees over 20k at the time, I don’t regret it. I know my kids, and many artists can lose that. I’ll always believe that art is beauty, and beauty is a weapon against hate, and it’s a worthy goal to spend a life painting to that end. Big fees and big clients is a different path than that, so I leave that to other painters with the right mindset for that life. Take care.
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Gbonk@reddit

I googled around for the portraits you mention. Please share if you can
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ImSeanCassidy@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/sixwydxzu8td1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d112f4ba97b4a8952f91d9f7550670fc8c1bd614 Photo: 2013, at Dr. Koop’s funeral. Left: Carrol Wynne, me, SG Regina Benjamin. \*Portrait was hung for ceremony (partially in photo-upper right, light blue rectangle is portrait of the son.) I have to locate where the images are archived as a google search won’t produce them anymore. Second portrait was completed in 2007, so been a while. I’ll post if I find them.
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primitive_thisness@reddit

Thank you for sharing this.
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johnyfleet@reddit

Still has balls to do his job!
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meta-abuse@reddit

This guy didn't do a very good job because I ended up doing everything that he told me not to do.
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Stinkydadman@reddit

That’s on you brother
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meta-abuse@reddit

Of course I said that in jest. I just don't use s/
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meta-abuse@reddit

Of course I said that in jest. I just don't use s/
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OperaBunny@reddit

Dr. C Everett Koop, for some reason I always remembered that name. And all those captions on the magazines: Smoking is Dangerous to Your Health. Now the Surgeon General's warining label is 1 chapter long it seems. And I have to google who it is now.
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HideYourWifeAndKids@reddit

Protection of the life of the mother as an excuse for an abortion is a smoke screen. In my 36 years of pediatric surgery, I have never known of one instance where the child had to be aborted to save the mother's life. If toward the end of the pregnancy complications arise that threaten the mother's health, the doctor will induce labor or perform a Caesarean section. His intention is to save the life of both the mother and the baby. The baby's life is never willfully destroyed because the mother's life is in danger.
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SunshineAlways@reddit

It’s not ok, but I’m wondering if this is tied into his obsession with saving children’s lives after losing his son, as one commenter shared. Sometimes people lose perspective. We can’t throw women’s lives away.
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Initial_Run1632@reddit

Also, he was a pediatrician, not an obstetrician. So, not surprising that he wouldn't have seen that.
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blackest_francis@reddit

I'm pretty sure him being a devout catholic had way more to do with it.
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WarrenMulaney@reddit

David Letterman said that he looked like an Amish Schooner captain.
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blackest_francis@reddit

He looked exactly like my father. I mean, twins. It was a little unnerving.
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Bcruz75@reddit

I thought it was an Amish Battleship Captain. Either way, it works
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HIMcDonagh@reddit

You can almost taste the salt in that beard
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Teedyuscung@reddit

The General always made me think of the Colonel (Sanders) for some reason. 
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Honeymoomoo@reddit

A friend of mine had a gastroschisis. ( basically babies born with guts outside the stomach.). Dr Koop repaired it. She was one of the first babies to survive. He saw her twice a year until he went to Washington. She’s totally fine, never needed any other surgeries and was able to have 3 kids. He saved a lot of babies and was a pioneer of neonatal surgery.
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Any-Roll609@reddit

Wrap that rascal
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Dramatic_Buddy4732@reddit

What? No Simpsons quote?
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Themoosemingled@reddit

So I have a theory based on a small sample size, that Gen x isn’t as into the simpsons as the xennials are. I’ve been in a car with ‘74 guys (as a ‘77) and my simpsons references (top tier, all) was like crickets. I could be wrong but I think being in high school for the PEAK years had us more into it than the people in university already.
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Fartina69@reddit

'72 here and I speak fluent Simpsons (up to season 10, that is)
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rumpusroom@reddit

‘70, same.
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Nerdy_Fat_Guy@reddit

'71. And there's a relevant quote for everything.
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Dramatic_Buddy4732@reddit

If you don't have a Simpsons quote at the ready for everything you're doing something wrong
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Dramatic_Buddy4732@reddit

Season 10 for sure
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KingEgbert@reddit

Well of course up to season 10. That was the last season.
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dookmucus@reddit

The salad days of the Simpsons.
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handsomeape95@reddit

You don't make friends with salad.
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Themoosemingled@reddit

Noted. Glad to hear I’m wrong.
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Dramatic_Buddy4732@reddit

Huh. My small sample size is the exact opposite.
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Themoosemingled@reddit

Noted. Glad to be wrong. I must’ve just been way cooler than them
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Dramatic_Buddy4732@reddit

My mom says I'm cool!
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Themoosemingled@reddit

Egghead likes his booky wook!
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CreativeMusic5121@reddit

My second year Gen Z son is way more into the Simpsons than his father or I (both Gen X) ever were.
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MidnightNo1766@reddit

I'm 57 ('67) and it's my all-time favorite show. In fact, when I saw Koop, I instantly had the simpsons line running in my head.
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Themoosemingled@reddit

Awesome. Like I said it was a small sample size.
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Hilsam_Adent@reddit

I can't speak for all of us, but I never missed an episode (Tracy Ullman included) for the first few years, but then got bored with it. By the time I left high school in '93, it had probably been a good two years since I'd sat and watched an entire episode.
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hopeinnewhope@reddit

Tracy Ullman w/ Larry David on “Curb your Enthusiasm” was absolutely epic! We’re still singing 877 CASH NOW!
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Kaffine69@reddit

Best thing I ever saw on the Simson's was a sign hanging in the pet show that said. "All our pets are flushable".
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OnionTruck@reddit

I was very into the Simpsons up until around 95. So any cultural references made since then would go over my head.
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Stardustquarks@reddit

I’ll agree with this. As a 73 baby, I def remembering hearing about Bart and the Simpsons overall, but I didn’t watch it much
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OldBanjoFrog@reddit

As a ‘78, my older friends (‘68-‘77) all were huge on the Simpsons. 
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Thirty_Helens_Agree@reddit

🎶Koop Koop-a-doop🎶
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micropterus_dolomieu@reddit

A little disappointed I had to scroll this far to see this. Well done!
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Dramatic_Buddy4732@reddit

I mean, right??
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Dramatic_Buddy4732@reddit

I just noticed your kids in the hall name bestie
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afriendincanada@reddit

For all the latest medical poop Call surgeon general C Everett Koop
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Dick-Guzinya@reddit

Poop poop a doop.
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Dramatic_Buddy4732@reddit

THANK YOU!
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Dramatic_Buddy4732@reddit

THANK YOU!
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TheLordVader1978@reddit

Koop seems like the kind of guy that would have slapped the shit out of someone saying covid was a hoax.
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Dramatic_Buddy4732@reddit

Haha I just sighed. Loudly.
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Gloomy_Industry8841@reddit

Oh, absolutely.
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Helmett-13@reddit

He was a brilliant pediatrician and became obsessed with saving the lives of children after his own son died in 1968 while mountain climbing. He created surgeries and pioneered procedures for children, especially conjoined twins, that are still in use, today. He documented it all because he was terrified someone else somewhere had discovered something and not written it down and was determined to have the information available that he was discovering. He was a conscientious man, even beyond his politics. He approached Reagan many times about the emerging AIDS crisis and when met with indifference, did an end run around him and went to Congress with it. Bald, unvarnished truth. The New Yorker, not famous for its love of conservatives, wrote of him after he passed away: *”I don’t think I have ever met anyone for whom I had more respect... In this era, during which progress, facts, and science are under unrelenting siege, it is thrilling to remember that even ideologues can love the truth.”*
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Dramatic_Buddy4732@reddit

This is neat.
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Digisap@reddit

Did he us his thumbnail as a scalpel?
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lovepony0201@reddit

Fucking bravo!
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Papichuloft@reddit

"Stop smoking M-Fers, it's bad for you"
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No_Detective_But_304@reddit

Only you can prevent Naval Fires.
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roadsterdoc@reddit

Catchphrase? Not sure but he was the first official to say “AIDS is caused by a virus” and explain how it is actually spread. This was at time when false information, assumptions, and fear were rampant while the US government simply ignored it. Imagine if smartphones, YouTube and social media were a thing back then.
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cat_blep@reddit (OP)

Always Wear A Condom Those TV ads will stick with me forever. No one ever said those things so openly.
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Winter_Cat-78@reddit

Harumph
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PositiveStress8888@reddit

He looks like the guy you call when you have a problem with a shark eating the tourists swimming in your town.
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Bcruz75@reddit

*"I'll drink to your leg, you drink to mine"*
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NedsAtomicDB@reddit

"Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women!"
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LordChauncyDeschamps@reddit

You all know who I am, and how I make my livin'
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call-me-the-seeker@reddit

He’ll find him for three. But he’ll catch him, and kill him, for TEN.
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Helmett-13@reddit

…anyway, we delivered the bomb. *slugs down whiskey*
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LordChauncyDeschamps@reddit

You've got city hands Mister Hooper, been countin money all year life.
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Ok_Watercress_7801@reddit

“Life affords no greater responsibility, no greater privilege, than the raising of the next generation”. You can’t talk of the dangers of snake poisoning and not mention snakes. There are all kinds of things you can do to marry literacy with health.
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Thirty_Helens_Agree@reddit

I remember seeing him in that award-winning Frontline documentary about HIV/AIDS. He talked about how Reagan just didn’t want to hear it when he’d try to talk to him about it, and how he’d just shut Koop down when he’d talk about the “icky” details of transmission. Congress wasn’t so squeamish and, with a twinkle in his eye, he said he was the first person to introduce words like “rectum” into the Congressional record.
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EaterOfFood@reddit

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em.
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Ncfetcho@reddit

So I think my father in law told me the joke that goes with this when I was like 14. Do you happen to know what it is? Fuck, that was almost 40 yrs ago. Jesus Crust
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chalwar@reddit

Same. 42 years ago
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B4USLIPN2@reddit

“He then inserted a 45 caliber pistol into the man’s rectum and pulled the trigger. “ I’m Bill Curtis.
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charliefoxtrot9@reddit

Wow, wow don't tell me!
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Rainbike80@reddit

If that's my thermometer here's my pen?
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bosorka1@reddit

million to one shot doc, million to one.
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LordChauncyDeschamps@reddit

Ah, that's a classic.
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Krimreaper1@reddit

I remember on either Letterman, I think, they would show his picture upside down and say he looked the same.
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Significant-Pick-966@reddit

I don't need a catchphrase I need a moustache
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HiWille@reddit

I prefer Joceline Elders. Her husband was my PE teacher in high school.
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malcolmbradley@reddit

She was railroaded. I hope she’s had a great life since then.
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Main_Parking4816@reddit

Diabeetus
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Gloomy_Industry8841@reddit

I liked how his hair and beard created a wreath around his face.
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metooneither@reddit

Always wear a condom
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Important-Proposal21@reddit

smoking cigarettes may be harmful to your health
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e_slide-68@reddit

'For all the latest medical poop Call Sergeon Col. C. Everett Coop Coop Coop a Doop" -The Be Sharps
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pbro42@reddit

I dunno about catchphrases, but my college friend had a cat named C. Everett Poop and for that I am eternally thankful.
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Take3_lets-go@reddit

I knew a Jeremy north west. And we live in the PNW
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LASER_Dude_PEW@reddit

"I've been a seaman since before I was born"
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lost_opossum_@reddit

He was a modern major surgeon general.
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Sitcom_kid@reddit

"Barring unforeseen circumstances" I say it all the time and I'm pretty sure this is where I got it.
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cocokronen@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/4mn435ine0td1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5e16e54632e895d8d056569e8dad81a0d63e64d
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cocokronen@reddit

He was in at least one movie, Kingpin.
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Steal-Your-Face77@reddit

His warning was on my pack of Camels
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cocokronen@reddit

* He was in kingpin.
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Disemboweledgoat@reddit

Give a hoot; Don't polute.
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JackiePoon27@reddit

At a certain point in the "talk" with my Dad, he said, "Just think about C Everett Koop before you have sex." I KNOW he meant worry about AIDs, but man my brain did not interpret it that way for a long time.
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HIMcDonagh@reddit

He has a happy-baby-making a boom-boom smile
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HIMcDonagh@reddit

A whaling man sings a wailing song
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mtrap74@reddit

The only Surgeon General I’ve ever known. I didn’t even know that job existed until him. I have no idea who’s had that job since him.
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lost_in_connecticut@reddit

“Only you can prevent forest fires.”
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bigrobdd@reddit

Give a hoot, don't prostitute.
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Respond-Leather@reddit

The Surgeon General warns that cigarette smoking is bad for your health
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EggplantEast847@reddit

I’m not only the General I’m the surgeon general
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linniex@reddit

He performed my ex husbands hernia surgery when he was a baby
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Camille_Toh@reddit

Talented baby!
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harad@reddit

Same here. Knew I’d find another patient in these comments!
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Camille_Toh@reddit

Koopster!
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Temporary_Second3290@reddit

I'm not American and I know who this guy is!
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Dro1972@reddit

Only you can prevent forest fires.
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zensunni66@reddit

Koop Koop a doop.
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Switchgamer1970@reddit

Don't Smoke.
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elasticVirtue@reddit

Much respect for Dr. Koop. US Surgeon General during our childhood and during the AIDS crisis. What I remember the most, however, was his interview with Ali G, who kept trying to persuade him the penis was a bone. Koop was not having it and kept repeating “it’s not a bone”. LOL https://youtu.be/FUf06I_1Gpw?si=1YmhU0DhHwPnAyUU
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its_raining_scotch@reddit

Ali G: but if the brain be perfect, why then do I like always forget my ATM number? Koop: well it’s probably that you’re just stupid.
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yerfatma@reddit

Probably just survivorship bias, but the Regan White House did well on Ali G. Brent Scrowcroft seemed to love the experience.
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elasticVirtue@reddit

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White_Buffalos@reddit

Great Surgeon General.
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internalobservations@reddit

Ask not what the Amish community can do for you, but what you can do for the Amish community
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ray53208@reddit

"Don't look at my strange boner."
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Psycosteve10mm@reddit

is that ADM James Stockdale? Ross Perot's running mate in 1992.
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OPsDaddy@reddit

Only you can prevent lung cancer.
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Texlectric@reddit

"Give a hoot, don't smoke."
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BunkyBooBoo88@reddit

...We come on the sloop John B My grandfather and me...🎶
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OnionTruck@reddit

Great, now I'll have that stuck in my head for the next few hours. Haha.
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mikey_ramone@reddit

I wanna go home.
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BunkyBooBoo88@reddit

Haha! If it helps, I put it in my own head too!
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Nobodys_Loss@reddit

“Old Spice remembers too…..”.
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deadweights@reddit

Y’all ever see DC Follies? Hey Admiral Coop, dude!
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santana2k@reddit

I yam what I yam.
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4reddityo@reddit

I met him. He was amazing. Smart and friendly and humble
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TacosNtulips@reddit

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MeatloafCandy@reddit

"Never trust a man with no hair on his upper lip."
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thomascameron@reddit

"A Smoke-Free Society by the Year 2000"
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Aromatic-Relief@reddit

Only you can prevent forest fires only you.
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BaconToTheBaconPower@reddit

Argh, I'll swab ye poopdeck...
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loinclothfreak78@reddit

I’m supposed to know who the fuck this is?
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dzbuilder@reddit

Surgeon General C. Everett Koop
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Shitthatkilledelvis@reddit

Ahoy there!
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The_Pacman007@reddit

My beard says I party like it’s 1850
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RedLensman@reddit

The NERV program is critical to the future of humanity....
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Sufficient_Stop8381@reddit

I like boobs (said in Sean Connery voice)
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editboy03@reddit

Drugs are bad, mmm kay?
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savoryostrich@reddit

“The Forbidden Zone was once a paradise. Your breed made a desert of it, ages ago.” I love you Dr. Zaius.
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Mookie442@reddit

Only you can prevent forest fires.
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D-chord@reddit

Wear a rubber, boys.
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FriendshipCrazy4388@reddit

Legend
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everyday95269@reddit

Can’t fool me that’s an Amish sailor.
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cat_blep@reddit (OP)

r/amish
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TheMiddleAgedDude@reddit

He be searching for the White Whale to this very day, some say. Yarrrr.
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Kaffine69@reddit

Never trust a man with an Amish beard.
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Deamonchild666@reddit

I'm a boat captain
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NipperAndZeusShow@reddit

these viet nams got shrimp all in these waters
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wonderingfellow@reddit

Only you can prevent forest fires.
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shiafisher@reddit

![gif](giphy|EeUcRoAFWCsWQ)
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Craig1974@reddit

Give a hoot, don't pollute?
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shiafisher@reddit

Crunchatize me captain!
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rraattbbooyy@reddit

“Why should I listen to a guy who looks like a lobster fisherman?” - George Carlin.
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MuddaFrmAnnudaBrudda@reddit

"Lies and Balderdash"
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MuthaPlucka@reddit

“21 herbs and spices” ^/s
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Tempus__Fuggit@reddit

Ahoy-hoy
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meestercranky@reddit

I remember Jay Leno (when he was funny, back then) saying he looked like the Captain of an Amish battleship.
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Bitter_Kiwi_9352@reddit

And remember, as always, early detection is the key
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bga3481@reddit

I don't have bunions, I've got barnacles!
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Jodies-9-inch-leg@reddit

Avast matey
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Fufeysfdmd@reddit

Bananas
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digdugnate@reddit

"For all the latest medical poop Call Surgeon General C. Everett Koop Koop-Koop-a-doop" "This is worse than your song about Mr. T."
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99titan@reddit

Looks like he started in the cloth sail navy.
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dendenwink@reddit

Looks like he should be smoking a pipe
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TheAtomicBum@reddit

Hell yeah get this dude a corncob pipe stat!
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Wayward4ever@reddit

Anyone seen Letterkenny? The Dycks? In all seriousness this beard is a YUGE red flag.
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chrisproglf@reddit

Aarrrgh
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Difficult-Way-9563@reddit

He was the most chadiest looking surgeon general actually more admiral
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stevenmoreso@reddit

Found look of a moustache to be too feminine, discarded of it entirely.
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whiskeygirl@reddit

Is that Bork?
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SssnakeJaw@reddit

Close, but wrong weird beard.
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Skatchbro@reddit

C. Everett Coop. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/C._Everett_Koop
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whiskeygirl@reddit

Ahh, I knew it was one of the two. Guessed wrong.
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JeffeyRider@reddit

I always admired the symmetry of his hair/beard.
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One-Earth9294@reddit

HARK!
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Gadshill@reddit

In March 2002, the Oxford English Dictionary added an entry for the verb "bork" as U.S. political slang, with this definition: "To defame or vilify (a person) systematically, esp. in the mass media, usually to prevent his or her appointment to public office; to obstruct or thwart (a person) in this way."
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mike___mc@reddit

Thanks for letting the us know.
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FunkyJunk@reddit

![gif](giphy|YmMwqVCtyxFRe|downsized)
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Like-Totally-Tubular@reddit

I mind for much if you smoke
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