Bullet Proof Skulls | TheaterFire

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ihatemalkoun@reddit

I looked it up and it was fake cash, a one time stunt, and you only got to use hands and feet.

Which is a shame since wanderlei and tito both have bulletproof skulls they would've shattered that shit like it was sugar glass.

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Hippopothanos@reddit

Apparently the reward was $500 and there was a security guard there as well. It got kicked so much it fucked the frame on the glass and they canceled the promotion.

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Metrix145@reddit

That is dumb as hell, if the frame broke before the glass, that would be the greatest advert ever.

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Artoritet@reddit

Why did I start seeing warhammer references everywhere since SM2?

Were they always there and I just didn’t know what is what?

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They were always there. Warhammer is on the same level as Jojo's Bizarre Adventure when it comes to complete nutcases who can't go five minutes without masturbating in public to their franchise about hyper-masculine men grunting aggressively at each other.

Coincidentally, both were first released in 1987.

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BitterAge2477@reddit

Nut for the nut god

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DarthGiorgi@reddit

Bonus points if ~~the guard kept fighting even as the planet was falling apart~~ the glass survived the frame being broken and falling out.

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Hauoi@reddit

The glass stands

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NikoTheNeko1@reddit

The frame shatters, but the glass stands

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DarthGiorgi@reddit

Thr frame is weak but thr glass endures!

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a_person_i_am@reddit

CADIA STANDS!!!!!!

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AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)

The house always wins.

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bloonshot@reddit

this vexes me

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Berkuts_Lance_Plus@reddit

"YOU ARE A BLACK MAN"

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bloonshot@reddit

then why is my skin so light

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crimsonfukr457@reddit

Give me the medicine drug

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tsukimoonmei@reddit

no matter where I go I can’t escape okbuddyvicodin

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Elegant-East-7632@reddit

I too am in this comment section

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bloonshot@reddit

name's house, nice to meet ya

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MarinLlwyd@reddit

Discovering it was fake would have legit started a riot.

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spiritofporn@reddit

The game was rigged from the start.

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ihatemalkoun@reddit

I'm not entirely sure Francis ngannou couldn't just come and boot the thing off it's hinges.

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Hippopothanos@reddit

It was a colaboration between 3M and Big Bus to incriminate certain individuals from making loud phone calls and playing music on the bus.

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Tack22@reddit

Who?

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SOMEMONG@reddit

God that's fucking lame

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Benyed123@reddit

So they only proved that the glass was handsandfeetproof, which isn’t as impressive as bulletproof.

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Triktastic@reddit

They didn't even prove that since they were so scared they used a security guard and it only lasted a single day.

"if an intruder only tries for a couple of minutes and you have a personal security guard and also the intruder has no tools or brain and just punches...our glass is a perfect choice for you."

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Spiderpiggie@reddit

Lets be real, if they had kept real money in there and it was unguarded, someone would have just took an angle grinder to the metal frame anyway. The entire display would be gone over night.

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Diezelbub@reddit

A stolen car at 30 mph would be a lot faster lol

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MapStreet9086@reddit

I'd use my personal car lol

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Jukeboxshapiro@reddit

I was gonna say give me 15 minutes with an angle grinder and some cutting disks and I'm off to Vegas

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starBux_Barista@reddit

Bullet proof glass is weak to blades, like machetes and axes...

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schnaab@reddit

"Only use hands or feet", what does that mean exactly? You can see in the picture that people use their feet covered by shoes to kick it. If that is allowed, driving a vehicle into it would be the same as you use your hands and feet to push something (being shoes or a vehicle) into the glass.

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