I actually like the design on Kirk and Spock's better. But I can't stop being amused that it looks like the Captain's Log is under the rainbow on Picard's manties? Riker on the other hand is wearing the hell out of what he was given, but I think it's the weakest design of the four. He needed: a better belt, and better leggings. I don't know what all those rope things are doing. It's not really giving bondage vibes, more dad who got attacked by Christmas lights. Give the man shiny skin tight leggings and then we'll talk.
Picard, no question.
I think, in reality, because Sir Patrick Stewart is so Static, so /unchanging/, that he really could be a member of the undead.
Have you seen him in the 1984 “Dune” movie? (David Lynch's version...)
Picard. On another note, how did they manage to make Jonathan Frakes look that bad. He looks like some sort of BnD Circus Elf that escaped the Slaaneshi dungeon.
Inevitable-Charity91@reddit
You're not tricking ME into answering that loaded question.
A500miles@reddit
Spock hands down...although Picard is a close second!
ALFISBACK@reddit
Look at Picard's massive bulge
Logical_Otter@reddit
'Captain's Log, Stardate' etc....
weaseltorpedo@reddit
The captain is definitely smuggling plums
retired_WAwoodworker@reddit
“Strawberries! STRAWberries!!” (click, click)
WhogottheHooch_@reddit
They had codpieces on TNG
Diligent_West_7667@reddit
Nimoy 💯
copyrightadvisor@reddit
Spock is killing it. He rocks that toga so hard he could belting it back.
Spectre_Mountain@reddit
Riker, because hair.
secondtaunting@reddit
Hey, Picard owns that baldness. He wears it like a badge of honor.
Spectre_Mountain@reddit
I’m talking about chest hair.
secondtaunting@reddit
They both have chest hair
Spectre_Mountain@reddit
But Riker’s is darker and better.
secondtaunting@reddit
Nah, Picard has a luscious crop of salt and pepper going on there. I have a huge crush on Picard so I’m biased. lol.
Spectre_Mountain@reddit
That’s cool. I always had a crush on Riker, Worf, and Troi
SweatyFig3000@reddit
Riker's Nipple was the name of my garage band...
user12749835@reddit
Who played trombone?
ForceGhost47@reddit
Fucking fantastic
Dialthetrekwarsgate@reddit
My husband had no idea why I’m lol’ing
Leshen13@reddit
Definitely spock
Redshirt_80@reddit
TBF, we never got to see Riker in feathers.
Acceptable_Society61@reddit
Picard all day, talk about bde
BookBarbarian@reddit
The book also does a lot for the ensemble. Sexy and smart.
Remote-Pie-3152@reddit
Smexy, even.
Turd_Ferguson_Lives_@reddit
Dude's smuggling some sausage.
Remote-Pie-3152@reddit
Picard, although Spock gets bonus points for the Link cosplay.
crapusername47@reddit
Well, not Riker, that’s for sure. He was only wearing that because of Beata’s weird amazon fetish.
nebelmorineko@reddit
I actually like the design on Kirk and Spock's better. But I can't stop being amused that it looks like the Captain's Log is under the rainbow on Picard's manties? Riker on the other hand is wearing the hell out of what he was given, but I think it's the weakest design of the four. He needed: a better belt, and better leggings. I don't know what all those rope things are doing. It's not really giving bondage vibes, more dad who got attacked by Christmas lights. Give the man shiny skin tight leggings and then we'll talk.
sabrefudge@reddit
Those are four completely different outfits though. 😂
So they each wear their respective outfits very well
PRULULAU@reddit
Riker because he’s OWNING IT.
RhinoRationalization@reddit
I loved how in that episode the girls tried to shame him and he wasn't taking their shit.
PRULULAU@reddit
He’d been waiting his entire life to actually SAVE LIVES with his sexiness.
RhinoRationalization@reddit
Riker from the hips up and Picard from the hips down.
LAGirlinDC@reddit
RIKER lookin 80s femme hot.
Seems like the origins of Bajoran bros
retired_WAwoodworker@reddit
The Star Fleet Commander oozing so much machisimo that he can dress up like a Friday Night Femmeboy & still >Work It!!!<
LAGirlinDC@reddit
🤠
monkehmolesto@reddit
Needs more thong
retired_WAwoodworker@reddit
retired_WAwoodworker@reddit
Picard, no question. I think, in reality, because Sir Patrick Stewart is so Static, so /unchanging/, that he really could be a member of the undead. Have you seen him in the 1984 “Dune” movie? (David Lynch's version...)
Mrs_Evryshot@reddit
I never actually lol on social media, but I currently have tears in my eyes from this thread.
Also, it’s Picard. Obviously.
Dialthetrekwarsgate@reddit
This thread is the best thing I’ve seen all day
Ok-Gur-6602@reddit
Sex appeal goes to Frakes, even without his beard. Quality of costume / making it look good goes to Nimoy with Shatner in second.
socialcommentary2000@reddit
Picard. On another note, how did they manage to make Jonathan Frakes look that bad. He looks like some sort of BnD Circus Elf that escaped the Slaaneshi dungeon.
Chaosinmotion1@reddit
Sir Patrick
sicarius254@reddit
Riker with that one tiddy slip
Drakeytown@reddit
The Golden Girls
dnkroz3d@reddit
The Picard.
lavardera@reddit
what? no love for Trent?
spungie@reddit
Stupid sex Riker..
JayeNBTF@reddit
Not Riker—if you’re gonna flash a boob, shave it first; otherwise just show a V of chest hair
kdlangequalsgoddess@reddit
Forget that, look at this smoke show.
Patrick Stewart in I, Claudius, a classic British drama also featuring Derek Jacobi and Brian Blessed.
munchieattacks@reddit
Frakes
CourtingBoredom@reddit
They're all fantastic. But I'ma give it to Riker, if only by a nip..
AbsconditusArtem@reddit
I Love this sub! hahaha
lylisdad@reddit
Riker looks like he's saying "where's the nearest betazed wedding?"
BecauseBassoon@reddit
Look out ladies if Kirk and Riker team up as wingmen.
consumeshroomz@reddit
Patrick Stewart obviously. No competition
vsnord@reddit
Riker because that's one of my favorite episodes.
Grovite@reddit
Riker. The answer is always Riker.
CeruleanEidolon@reddit
Riker really knows how to frame that nipple.
stompah2020@reddit
Picard and Spock
GoatApprehensive9866@reddit
Riker or Spock 😁
bothammer1@reddit
Riker
GoatApprehensive9866@reddit
How about Riker's chest with Spock's legs? 😁
Sweepy_time@reddit
Captains log: Aroused
Clams_Across_America@reddit
Oh, Jean Luc! 😍
One_Waxed_Wookiee@reddit
I'll go with Riker (free the nipple!)
unbalancedcheckbook@reddit
I'm going with spock.