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I'm curious as to how far this reached. Where were you living when you heard this gem of a rumor?

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I'm curious as to how far this reached. Where were you living when you heard this gem of a rumor?

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Economy-Concert-2930@reddit

India šŸ˜„
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Ill-Ad-4400@reddit

I'd heard it not as this kid, but the older brother from Mr. Belvedere, Rob Stone. Never believed it for a second.
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CarlatheDestructor@reddit

I also heard that one but didn't believe it. The Phil Collins one, that In the Air Tonight was written because he really witnessed a murder and the song was addressing the murderer, I believed that shit for decades.
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Suns_AZCards@reddit

I just had a cousin tell me that that’s what she knew to be true in the 80s and 90s.
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TripThruTimeandSpace@reddit

Yup, I heard that Phil Collins witnessed a man allowing another man to drown and then invited the surviving guy to a show and sang the song to him. I definitely believed it until I learned the song was about his divorce.
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TobyKeene@reddit

Yup. This is the "fact" I remember too.
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faelady77@reddit

Yeah, that's the rumour I remember too.
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MyriVerse2@reddit

Yup. But I was already an adult before Belvedere.
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SparkliestSubmissive@reddit

Yes, that's who I thought it was! Kevin!! Lol
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valley72@reddit

Heard this too all my teenage years! Lol
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413Refugee@reddit

Um, no
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felixfelix@reddit

I didn't hear about this one, but I did hear that: - Richard Gere inserted a live gerbil in his rectum for sexual gratification (of himself, not the gerbil). - Gene Simmons of Kiss had a dead man's tongue grafted to his own for extra length - If you swallow chewing gum it will stay in your stomach for 5-10 years - David Bowie once slept with Mick Jagger - Rod Stewart went to the hospital to have his stomach pumped and it was full of semen
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Jeff_In_239@reddit

I remember all of those. I recently heard that Sylvester Stallone was the one responsible for the Richard Gere rumor.
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ElRaymundo@reddit

Heard all of those except the Gene Simmons one. I heard he'd had some surgery done underneath his tongue that enabled him to stick it out so far.
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LunaPolaris@reddit

That's the one I heard, that he had that ligament under the tongue snipped so he could do that. Considering that these days some people actually get their tongue [split](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue_splitting) it doesn't seem too far from being potentially plausible.
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AbuelitasWAP@reddit

Merry sure the Bowie Jagger thing is true
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LunaPolaris@reddit

I read that both of them were so wasted the night before that neither of them were ever sure if anything sexual happened between them or if they both just passed out. Kind of sounds like a "plausible deniability" explanation to me, lol. They were caught sleeping in the same bed though, that part is true.
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AbuelitasWAP@reddit

Couple of buddies black out after a night of partying and wake up in the morning in the same bed wondering ever so slightly if they did anything gay. It's a story as old as time!
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destroy_b4_reading@reddit

It is, one of their wives at the time caught them together. I think Freddie Mercury was in on that one too.
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justlookingokaywyou@reddit

It was Jerry Hall that walked in on them.
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LaneyLivingood@reddit

Fk Jerry Hall. I wouldn't believe her if her tongue was notarized. That's not to say the Bowie/Jagger thing isn't true, just that she's a p.o.s.
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damronhimself@reddit

Angie Bowie.
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Minute_Feeling_307@reddit

Yes. I think Bowie spoke about it before he died
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periodicsheep@reddit

the stomach pump one was mostly about new kids on the block from my memory.
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felixfelix@reddit

I definitely heard this story many years before NKOTB. But it's not true, so does it really matter who it's supposed to be about?
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damronhimself@reddit

I heard cow tongue. Grafted onto his.
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HonestCamel1063@reddit

Ahhh I always thought it was the hospital... Thanks for the clarification
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felixfelix@reddit

In the Navy, their hospitals are always full of seamen.
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MikoSkyns@reddit

>David Bowie once slept with Mick Jagger I heard it was one of their Exes was telling everyone that. Said she found them in bed together. No idea if that part is true either.
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Capital_Pea@reddit

I heard it was Angie, the one the song is about
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ActorMonkey@reddit

Can confirm numbers 1, 3, and 5.
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TeddyDaBear@reddit

> David Bowie once slept with Mick Jagger This is the only one of these that I hadn't heard before. The other 4 I heard exactly as you wrote them. It is so fucking weird that these were all told exactly the same across the country before the internet.
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tensigh@reddit

I heard that last one but it was Jordan Knight not Rod Stewart.
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Pooks23@reddit

In high school the rumor was for a quart of pig semen!!! Oof
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GeniusAmongIdiots@reddit

I don’t remember where I was, but the version I heard was Rob Stone from Mr. Belvedere (hilarious show) was Marilyn Manson.
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Bruceflix@reddit

Heard it in Australia
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TinktheChi@reddit

I'm female and I always wondered how many guys try this. I heard the same story about him .
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AdUnfair3836@reddit

There is a subreddit for this. Lol.
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vorpalpillow@reddit

I always read the same thing: It feels a lot less like getting your dick sucked And a lot more like you’re sucking a dick So…. I guess whatever floats your boat
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Corporation_tshirt@reddit

Try it? Every single one. Succeed? Only the happy few. Ironically all the guys that can do it apparently have big ol' honkers so would seemingly have plenty of potential partners wanting to give it a spin. At least that's what I would assume.
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box_elder74@reddit

We did get all the good stories down here didn't we? The Bros stomach pumping story was another cracker!
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James_p_hat@reddit

I think I heard that same one but it was about one of the New Kids On the Block.. Jordan I think?
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CeeDeeEn@reddit

I thought it was the lead singer from Fine Young Canibals.
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BigJackHorner@reddit

I cannot remember for sure which "Kid" 8t was, but I definitely heard this one. Also, that it happened after he fell off a stage.
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damronhimself@reddit

Rod Stewart. The first time I remember hearing that was as a freshman in high school. 1986. Maybe even before. But definitely as a freshman.
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LlamaDrama007@reddit

Stomach pumping was definitely Marc Almond (in the UK)
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box_elder74@reddit

Had definitely mutated to Bros by the time it hit Australia
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LlamaDrama007@reddit

Ah, just remembered something Bros! They (well, the twins. Obviously Craig wisely stayed clear) did a documentary a few years ago and when I say most of the UK (who saw it) were *crying* with laughter... Honestly if you had even a passing interest in them back in the day or would simply just love to wet yourself laughing at the 'profound' things Matt comes out with, give it a watch. Bros:When the Screaming Stops. Or just catch the best bits here: https://youtu.be/LioQzFiPCyg
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box_elder74@reddit

Ha ha Cheers mate!
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That-Disaster-5746@reddit

Way back it was Rod Stewart
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damronhimself@reddit

Right?
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Enough-Variety-8468@reddit

Heard that about Marc Almond in the 80s
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Bucsdude@reddit

Alanis Morrisette was the one I always heard
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Thatonegirl_79@reddit (OP)

Wow, that one reached far! Must have been a global outreach rumor
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ElRaymundo@reddit

I heard the one about the ribs, too.
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grsb1@reddit

Heard that about Ozzy too
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Sailing_Away_From_U@reddit

Rock out with your cock out!
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1_21-gigawatts@reddit

Never heard this one, but I heard this crazy rumor that that Screech from *Saved By The Bell* and Rachel from *Head of the Class* both did pr0n. Who knows how these rumors start!
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ConstantReader76@reddit

There was no Rachel on *Head of the Class.*
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Thatonegirl_79@reddit (OP)

I believe that Screech, Dustin Diamond, did.
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1_21-gigawatts@reddit

Sorry, I left off the `/s` ^(they're both true)
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Vampchic1975@reddit

I never heard this!!
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Brittny484@reddit

I forgot about this! First heard it in high school
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shaygurl22@reddit

Chicago, of course
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-kerosene-@reddit

I heard this at school in London when I was 14 or 15 I think, so around 1994.
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OzzieSkulk@reddit

Yes!! Totally believed it
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WyldVanillaDad@reddit

I grew up in south Florida and was in high school at the same time Marilyn Manson and the Spooky Kids were becoming popular. I only heard the rumor once I got to college (in north Florida) and knew it was bs because the ages didn't line up.
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Enough-Variety-8468@reddit

Scotland
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Thatonegirl_79@reddit (OP)

Wow, really?! I don't know why that surprises me, but it does!
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Enough-Variety-8468@reddit

I don't know either, we're inundated with US culture in the UK
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Thatonegirl_79@reddit (OP)

It might be an unpopular opinion, but I've always thought it very odd how the American culture is everywhere. And a bit sad, too.
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Sure_Marcia@reddit

I think it’s a mixed bag; the cultural transmission of American music, the roots of which were created by black Americans in the form of blues, jazz and early rock n roll, is something to celebrate; and there have been monumental examples of US technological and artistic greatness in film and television that have pushed those art forms forward. But are there shitty aspects to American culture? Sure, that’s just humanity for you, assholes are everywhere and we have plenty in the US. Anywhere there are a lot of natural resources, you’ll have plentiful assholery.
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Enough-Variety-8468@reddit

America does music, film, art, dance very well so it travels
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NoLab183@reddit

Southeastern Alabama
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1958-Fury@reddit

I don't think I even heard of Marilyn Manson until after I had the internet.
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Alarming-Mongoose-91@reddit

Yuuuuuuup, 100% true!
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SunshynePower@reddit

I heard this in San Diego and immediately rolled my eyes. It just didn't seem plausible. I never heard the part about him removing ribs, tho. Thankfully 🤢
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TheZuckuss@reddit

I was living in Indianapolis when I heard about this. I never heard the Mr. Belvedere rumor.
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Fickle-Rutabaga-1695@reddit

Hahahhaaaa NO one younger will understand this type of shit. An entirely different life experience for most of our lives.
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aknightwhosaysnope@reddit

I remember hearing this one, but I paid it little mind since I didn’t watch much Wonder Years and never listened to Marilyn Manson. Also heard about the ribs thing but it didn’t really add up to me. The one I did believe for a while was that Jamie Lee Curtis is biologically male…
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Minute_Feeling_307@reddit

I heard that one about Jamie lee too. I heard she was an Hermaphrodite, I was young so I had to look it up
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Thatonegirl_79@reddit (OP)

Never heard the Jamie Lee one šŸ¤”
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aknightwhosaysnope@reddit

Very common rumor in the 90s/early 00s. I think.
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PollyPurple84@reddit

There was also a brief rumor that Maryln Manson was the oldest son from Mr belvedere šŸ˜†
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PollyPurple84@reddit

Indiana, USA
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Satanifer@reddit

I always heard Marylin Manson was Kevin (the eldest son) from Mr. Belvedere.
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Meant_2_Be@reddit

It hit Northern California, early 90’s I think
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neoblog@reddit

Northern Wa same time.
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Thatonegirl_79@reddit (OP)

Yep, that was me
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CalmDirection8@reddit

Same like drinking coke with pop rocks exploded several kid's stomachs
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the_1_that_knocks@reddit

Heard it, but never believed it.
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Silver_Ad_5161@reddit

Small town in Illinois, but my small town friends in Indiana Ohio and Kentucky had also heard this rumor
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purplegreenway@reddit

Ma. I heard it & didn't believe it.
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hang-clean@reddit

Why do people always do this? None of us were born before the effing Internet. **I was born in 1971 and the Internet predates me.**
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PBJ-9999@reddit

Really? None of were born before the internet? This is funny.
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hang-clean@reddit

ARPA connected around 1964ish. The word Internet was used in the US in 1945 (radio). People usually mean the web. The web is a late arrival.
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PBJ-9999@reddit

Lol whatever. The internet as we know it wasn't available to the general public until the early 90's.
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LlamaDrama007@reddit

The internet wasnt in most people's homes before the mid to late 90s though.
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Thatonegirl_79@reddit (OP)

We first had it in '96, maybe '97? It's true the internet was invented far earlier than when it was made available to the public. All of these memes are based on public availability.
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justlookingokaywyou@reddit

Well ackshually...
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Universe_Zen@reddit

Heard it, never believed it though. It's amazing how weird pop culture rumors spread before the internet though...like the whole Mr. Belvedere weirdness
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ElRaymundo@reddit

What's tje Mr. Belvedere weirdness??
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Universe_Zen@reddit

Where the actor playing Mr. Belvedere injured himself by sitting on his own balls and forcing production of the show to stop for weeks as a result
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ElRaymundo@reddit

That was a thing??? šŸ˜„šŸ˜„šŸ˜„
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Universe_Zen@reddit

It sure [is](https://www.cbr.com/infamous-mister-belvedere-story-actually-true/) haha
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catharsis69@reddit

Richard Gere and the hiding of the hamster? Anyone?
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Thatonegirl_79@reddit (OP)

Hamster, gerbil, toe-may-toe, toe-mah-toe
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catharsis69@reddit

That urban legend circulated for as long as I could remember. Probably the late 80's. I suppose the 'urban legend' has become something of a legend in it's self huh since the dawn of the intetweb?
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grahsam@reddit

I thought it was the kid from Mr Belvidere.
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Evening_Ad_1099@reddit

Nonono. Marylin Manson was Kevin from Mr Belvedere. Every one knows that.
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Mackinacsfuriousclaw@reddit

Richard Gere is a gerbil stuffer. I remember a shirt that had gerbils protesting him. One had a sign that said "not an officer or a gentleman".
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Thatonegirl_79@reddit (OP)

Almost spit out my coffee laughing at this!!!!!
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mattsgirlca@reddit

Well now people believe things like the earth is flat so I don’t think it was the lack of the internet that was the problem.
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Thatonegirl_79@reddit (OP)

Exactly
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bro_ow@reddit

New Zealand
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Thatonegirl_79@reddit (OP)

Hahaha, sweet, all the way to NZ too!
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FluffyPuffkin@reddit

Ok. But Cindy Lou Who really did grow up to be Taylor Momsen.
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Thatonegirl_79@reddit (OP)

She does have a band
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LionsLioness@reddit

Jersey
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Thatonegirl_79@reddit (OP)

Ok, this confirms it definitely went from coast to coast! I grew up on the west coast
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8Deer-JaguarClaw@reddit

Definitely heard this. And kind of believed it. Also heard that "Zach Morris" died in a motorcycle accident.
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Thatonegirl_79@reddit (OP)

I remember that one! Completely forgot about it til now though!
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MyriVerse2@reddit

This is a Millennial thing. Generation Xers knew better because of the overlap,
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Thatonegirl_79@reddit (OP)

It's true, this one does cross over two generations, which is just another reason that makes it more absurd
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Azozel@reddit

Worse, he's a lawyer now.
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Thatonegirl_79@reddit (OP)

Ha! I had no idea! I feel his wiki page is just a but incomplete without any mention of the notorious rumor
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Noktyrn@reddit

Remember when Mikey from the Life cereal commercials died because he ate Pop Rocks and chased them with a purpose. His stomach exploded. This was known as fact where I grew up. The sky is blue and Life Mikey is dead.
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MikoSkyns@reddit

That was around the same time the kid from the Michael Jackson Pepsi commercial broke his neck break dancing doing the headspin and died.
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Noktyrn@reddit

Shame, I'll bet Mikey would have liked him. Mikey likes *everything*.
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Thatonegirl_79@reddit (OP)

Nice double entendre
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edWORD27@reddit

When Marilyn Manson referred to The Dope Show, he meant his time on The Wonder Years. Or so I thought…
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That-Disaster-5746@reddit

Richard Gere and the gerbil.
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GreatGreenGobbo@reddit

Pop Rocks and cola anyone?
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justlookingokaywyou@reddit

F for Mikey. :(
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GreatGreenGobbo@reddit

I guess he didn't like it in the end.
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tensigh@reddit

Never, sorry.
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moshell0309@reddit

I didn’t buy it for a second.
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Bunnymomofmany@reddit

Remember the one about Rod Stewart?
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ElRaymundo@reddit

Never heard this one. But I'm an Atari Xer and didn't watch The Wonder Years.
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nothingexceptfor@reddit

and added Marilyn Manson had two of his ribs removed so he could suck his own dick and you went and believed that as well
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CallMeAmyA@reddit

LOL. Before the internet, you could say whatever kind of shit.
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quinch@reddit

And before the show that rumour was about Prince.
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LeCheffre@reddit

Today? Hadn’t heard this one before.
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MutedPapaya319@reddit

That Mikey cereal kid killed himself
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CallMeAmyA@reddit

So. CA. Knew it was bullshit.
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majeric@reddit

Except that the internet existed by the time the show ended.
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HagOfTheNorth@reddit

The Marilyn Manson rumor at my school was that ā€œhe cut off his girlfriends boobs and fried them in a frying pan and ate themā€. Girlfriend never had a name, and not sure why the cooking method was so specific, but it was repeated in that exact way every time.
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AuntieEvilops@reddit

I'm late Gen-X and I never once believed that nonsense. The only people I ever heard of that bought into it were people younger than me.
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Administrative-Flan9@reddit

No one believed it, but it was weird how everyone heard it
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MikoSkyns@reddit

I knew people who believed it. Don't forget, a lot of people read tabloids back then and believed all that dumb shit. Those types of people totally bought into all of those urban myths back then too. My mom's friend STILL insists her friend's coworker *really* had an African plant that was making breathing noises at night and it turned out to be a deadly spider laying eggs. Nice lady, but fuck is she stupid.
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MikoSkyns@reddit

I heard this rumour in the 90's like Everyone else. Montreal Canada. I also heard the one where Manson had two of his lower ribs removed so he could suck his own dick. I didn't believe either of them.
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destroy_b4_reading@reddit

Ozzy Osbourne was Captain Kangaroo's son.
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artwrangler@reddit

Mr green jeans was Ozzy’s father
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destroy_b4_reading@reddit

That was Zappa.
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Mav3r1ck77@reddit

Someone told me this again the other day! lol They even believed the whole he removed some ribs for uhh reasons! so funny
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2boredtocare@reddit

N IL.
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klippDagga@reddit

I still believe it and will never change my mind.
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Von_Quixote@reddit

World Wide Web goes public - 6 August 1991 Release of Portrait of an American Family -1994
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jfeo1988@reddit

I heard it in the late 90s living in Missouri
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hanoverfiste23@reddit

Just found out Adam Rich did NOT die from a deadly combination of pop rocks and Coke. Who knew?
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mycatlikesluffas@reddit

Heard it in Canada. Same era I heard about Richard Gere and 'the gerbil'
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anywhereanyone@reddit

Never heard of this at all.
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hibernating-hobo@reddit

I heard this so long ago, never thought enough about manson to care to doubt it, so what if some kid actor grew up freaky.
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monsterbot314@reddit

I feel like by the time Marilyn Manson showed up we were to old to fall for this?
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Bob-Dolemite@reddit

hahaha i think the only thing that’s changed is you can probably find people on the internet who maintain he is marilyn, despite all evidence to the contrary
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954kevin@reddit

Some Legend is sitting in their chair right now with the knowledge that they started that whole thing and the world was theirs for it.
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Administrative-Flan9@reddit

Texas
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UncleJunko@reddit

I get the implication of the joke, but millions of people were already on the internet while Wonder Years was still running, even if it was just AOL.
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misplacedsidekick@reddit

He's not?
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JakkSplatt@reddit

Heard this and still fact check everything I remember when it comes across šŸ¤”šŸ¤£
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ItaDapiza@reddit

Florida
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