Caught a bloke having a wee up my drive, how would you react?

Posted by bluehobbs@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 347 comments

I was walking back home when I saw, what looked like, a man walking up my drive. I was too far away to be sure so just assumed he went up the adjacent path. Got closer and saw he did come out of my drive. When I looked towards it, there was an obvious piss-mark up the wall and on the floor. This was only a metre away from my car. I confronted him and after denying it at first, admitted he did it because he ‘couldn’t hold it’. I bollocked him for it (rightly so in my opinion). He tried to excuse it by saying he has kidney issues, but I don’t think that excuses him going up someone’s drive and up near their car to have a piss?) (Found out after the fact he’s a known alcoholic too, he did seem drunk but couldn’t be sure, it was only midday) What would you guys have done?