Favorite cutting lunch: can of sardines on a rice cake with a bunch of pickled jalapeños
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jessknotok@reddit
I can't do fishy seafood (except fish and chips and tuna sandwiches) especially tinned fish. So anything with it is shitty food to me. I used to crave it when I'd see pictures or videos but then I'd try some and 🤢. Now even looking at it makes me feel sick.
rabe3ab@reddit
Why
CTGolfMan@reddit
I’d rather go hungry.
danfish_77@reddit
You have a specific lunch when you self harm?
narwhal_breeder@reddit (OP)
My friends would argue my lunch itself is the self harm
human_facsimile77@reddit
Where does one procure square rice-cakes?
narwhal_breeder@reddit (OP)
Trader Joe’s
human_facsimile77@reddit
Thank you. They just look tastier than round ones, y'know?
GentrifriesGuy@reddit
Tin fish + jalapeños are a good combo
peachbuttcobbler@reddit
I get it, but I also don’t get it
narwhal_breeder@reddit (OP)
The only thing it’s missing is a gratuitous quantity of raw onion - I’m out of onion :(
peachbuttcobbler@reddit
I love onion, so YES. Eat a mint after though if you’re seeing anyone after 😂
narwhal_breeder@reddit (OP)
can do
VincentVanGoggles@reddit
I got those once from a novelty rack over a decade ago. They literally tasted like heartburn vomit.
barontaint@reddit
Add the onion but switch out the jalapenos for a vinegary dijon mustard, i'm high right now but I see that working also
wizardrous@reddit
Why not both?
narwhal_breeder@reddit (OP)
Have done it, pretty good.
dbk1ng@reddit
Gotta crack the windows open for sure
narwhal_breeder@reddit (OP)
I am just glad I work from home
Ok_Wasabi_9512@reddit
My Dad would put this in crackers after work, then pay the price later. I enjoy jalapeños but they hurt me too. I do it anyway.
ICantLeafYou@reddit
r/CannedSardines
narwhal_breeder@reddit (OP)
Oh yeah I dabble. I brought back over 60lbs from my last trip to Portugal.
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