ULPT Request: Messing with frat guys
Posted by TheKaranoVorus5@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 111 comments
There’s a frat at my school that’s notorious for spiking drinks and they just recently drugged two girls to the point of requiring resuscitation. They’re already suspended by the school but no action is being taken against its members, so I decided I want to mess with them a bit. I already ordered chipdrop to their house and signed some (gonna do more later) of them for scientology + jehovah’s witnesses. I can’t get in their house, and it’s reasonable to assume that I could not easily do anything to the outside of their house. I’m thinking about sending them glitter bombs but that’s very tame in my opinion. Anyone have any advice for how to mess with a bunch of drink-spiking frat guys?
BloombergSmells@reddit
Found throwing a huge party at their place. Lots of laxatives in the drinks. Then as they all pass out. Set the house on fire.
Panda-768@reddit
naah, not fire, roof their drinks, once they are out, super glue their hands to their dicks.
BloombergSmells@reddit
This is also good
AllKnighter5@reddit
Are the parents of the girls involved?
I’d get the parents of the women who were almost killed and raped.
I also love the idea of publicizing this. You have any journalism students? Get them to write something in the local paper. Share it on the schools facebook.
Glittering-Gur5513@reddit
The women may not want anyone to know.
AllKnighter5@reddit
That sucks. Good point though.
sitheandroid@reddit
Might be useful to produce a flyer complete with their names and photos and distribute it to local bars, shops and lamp posts to ensure the local population are well informed and know who to look out for.
RIPdon_sutton@reddit
Give a homeless guy a $20 and staple gun...
Tangboy50000@reddit
Technically this would also work for getting in the house. Lol
soothsayer3@reddit
And you may be out $20 and a staple gun and no flyers up
Charlie24601@reddit
"$5 now. Another $20 once I see these posters up."
sitheandroid@reddit
Some are having a meltdown thinking OP is going to get caught and you've just solved it for approx $25, nice work 👍
Acceptable_Tomato548@reddit
be aware thats an easy way to be sued. if you do that be sure that you are not seen posting the fliers. get there numbers and sign them up for healt insurence qutes😂
sitheandroid@reddit
I was thinking that OP should post them accompanied by a mariachi band, but your idea is better.
Interesting-Log-9627@reddit
A stealth Mariachi band, obviously. We're not morons here.
HypnotizedCow@reddit
This is textbook libel if the scum haven't been officially convicted. Not to say don't do it, but conceal your identity in some way.
Accend0@reddit
Libel would need to be proven false in court. It would also require that OP knew that the information they were spreading wasn't true.
sitheandroid@reddit
You mean OP shouldn't include their signature and phone number?? Genius idea, you're truly a master strategist.
HypnotizedCow@reddit
Was referring to security cameras at a bar or shop but go off, be condescending
sitheandroid@reddit
It would be condescending to assume OP was that dim.
HypnotizedCow@reddit
So you're getting preemptively offended on the off chance a word of caution is taken as condescending by someone who hasn't even directly contributed to the thread? You seem very self absorbed
sitheandroid@reddit
You seem very confused.
Apropos_of@reddit
I would say create social media accounts, without real identifying information, using a VPN. Then friend and follow everyone possible at the university. And send all of them information about the frat rapists.
FirebirdWriter@reddit
Be sure you are signed out of everything if you do this one. Also you could make it a dedicated account. Updating on their victims with their consent. The consent part is important but having a human to associate with their crimes helps.
Financial-Teacher-10@reddit
Do what these guys did at UT Austin: https://archive.org/details/barbariansatthegates
ShiftySauce@reddit
Try to see if you can identify two guys that share a room or are specifically close. Do things (like the Scientology sign ups) to everyone but those two.
Then keep finding small annoying things that you can do to everyone but these two.
You want to poison the well.
sofaking_scientific@reddit
Report them to the IFC (interfraternity & panhellenic council)
PsiberApe69@reddit
Back when I was an undergrad, I spent a term as the IFC president. That body has no power. It's mostly just a way to get some cooperation between the Greek life community, ensure equitable distribution of resources, and de-conflict future events from being booked at the same time and place. Various houses that were active but serving suspensions still operated freely at the school. They just couldn't use resources or officially participate in things like "Greek Week". Everyone knew why they were suspended and to some (even my brothers) it was a good reason to stay chummy with them. Things like spiking drinks or drugging people at parties must be reported to the police.
OP, I recommend you simply distance yourself from the offenders and stay well away from any events that those things are happening. Do not do anything that could jeopardize your standing with the school admin. Don't let the urge to "mess with them" derail your goals.
sofaking_scientific@reddit
I figured there was an overarching governing body. In that case, drug the frats dudes drinks and fuck em in the ass. Fair is fair.
Looking at you Brock Turner. We didn't forget you slimy fuck
thatG_evanP@reddit
I get it, but can we start calling out other rapists? Every time, it's "Brock Allen Turner". There's thousands of other rapists out there that people should be aware of. Brock Turner isn't gonna rape everyone in the country.
LitttleSm45H@reddit
Okay? Why are we victim blaming here?
Brock Allen Turner raped a girl. You think is women aren’t aware of rapists? You think that women don’t try and avoid men like Brock Allen Turner?
We live a life of fear. We question our outfits. We don’t accept drinks from strangers. We don’t leave our drinks alone. We walk with our keys between our knuckles. We don’t wear headphones in public. We do all the things WE are told to do.
And yet, people like Brock Allen Turner still rape us.
ibneko@reddit
I had almost forgotten about Brock Allen Turner, the convicted rapist who raped an unconscious girl behind a dumpster.
He uses his middle name now, so goes by the name Allen Turner. Allen Turner is a convicted rapist. He raped an unconscious girl behind a dumpster. Also, convicted sex offender Brock Allen Turner is trying to confuse people by going by an alias.
Brock Allen Turner, the rapist who was convicted of sex crimes and is on the sex offender's registry, currently lives in Dayton, Ohio.
https://www.icrimewatch.net/offenderdetails.php?OfndrID=2365255&AgencyID=55149 is his sex offender registry listing. As a Tier III rapist he is required to update his listing 4 times a year for the rest of his life.
sarcastic24x7@reddit
Pure power move. Love it
bigmilker@reddit
Spray liquid ass in their AC unit outside
Seattlehepcat@reddit
Get some meat & fish from the market, throw it up into the gutters under the cover of darkness. You could scatter it all around the yard near the house, like under bushes, in a shed, etc. Make the whole lot stink. That'll get the neighbors applying pressure as well.
YNWA_in_Red_Sox@reddit
High mosquito area? Toss tennis balls into the gutters. It’ll clog the drainage hole and they’ll be inundated with mosquitos.
Interesting-Log-9627@reddit
So will everyone else.
SantosFurie89@reddit
Puncture and fill tennis balls with meat and honey
YNWA_in_Red_Sox@reddit
Pre-fill with flies
thatG_evanP@reddit
In my neighborhood, the racoons would handle all that before morning and I live in an urban area.
hailthenecrowizard@reddit
Diabolical. I love it.
PO0tyTng@reddit
Oh and flys will be so intense. That’s a good one
I_like_pizza_teve@reddit
Says you
stithros1742@reddit
If you can figure out where they work or what scholarships they may be in. Call their employer and let them know that they are regularly drugging people. Suggest they be drug tested. If they're on sports scholarship, let the coach or school know.
For a whole frat, it will be challenging.
But I had a random frat guy sucker punch me in the face while I was working at a bar in a big college town. Plenty of people wanted to fuck up their car or jump them for me. Instead, I found out what college degree he was going for and where he worked.
He worked at another bar nearby, got fired immediately, and blacklisted from the entire midtown. He also worked at a pharmacy, I called all of the pharmacy's in the area and let them know that he had regularly been assaulting people at bars, with heavy suspicion of steroid use. They drug tested him, and he got fired. A friend of mine was dating someone on the college swim team that he was on and informed the coach of his steroid use. He got kicked off the team and lost his scholarship. My understanding is that he also lost his car because he no longer had income to pay, so it was eventually impounded.
It was a good bit of work, but I think it had far more lasting effects than just slashing his tires or something.
Obviously, this would be nearly impossible to do to an entire frat, but it might give you some ideas. Maybe once it becomes a problem for their college programs and employers, future employers will decide against hiring people with those reputations.
We also used to go take the battery's from their mopeds and give them to anyone who could use them. Just a pair of tin snips and cut the cable right off.
CRIMS0N-ED@reddit
PIKE spike moment, everyone knows they and others do it but it doesn’t stop ppl since they throw decent stuff. word of mouth is all you’re really gonna be able to do and no it won’t help on a frat removal level, the only way that’s gonna happen is if someone unfortunately dies from frat activity, but you can hopefully prevent some people from having it happen to them.
LocalInactivist@reddit
Write “Rape House” on their front lawn in weed killer.
pixelatedaiden@reddit
Swat the frat house
pixelatedaiden@reddit
Something with liquid ass
silysloth@reddit
You can buy crabs online. Sprinkle them in their beds. They'll be all over campus soon.
cablemonkey604@reddit
Shut off their gas at xmas when no one is in the house
ihavealittlefinger@reddit
When I was in college there was a similar frat and I made a bunch of pamphlets that looked like a PSA from the frat that heavily implied that they all had Chlamydia.
Ghrrum@reddit
Fire Marshal and code enforcement are good ones as those will usually land on something hard.
Past that simply petition the school to have the frat disbanded.
hooligan415@reddit
Yes. Offer to sell them a vial of LSD at a discount. 100 hits. Put whatever you want in a small dropper bottle and sell for $250. You robbed them and get the satisfaction of knowing they all ingested _____.
Interesting-Log-9627@reddit
Do they own or rent the house?
TheKaranoVorus5@reddit (OP)
They own it, it’s a large fraternity house
Interesting-Log-9627@reddit
Complain to the local city about noise and trash violations - there will be lots of those I'm sure.
Call the local Fire Marshal and request a fire safety inspection for a multiple occupancy dwelling, say you're a relative of one of the occupants and he told you that they had a small fire at a party and none of the smoke alarms went off.
Soggy-Type-1704@reddit
Plumber here. A bag of BUT BETTER two QUICKSET CONCRETE ( Rapid setting concrete for setting fence posts. ) down the clean out in front lawn might work ( just a channel locks or pipe wrench to open the cap . Watch the dust from the open bag as you walk away for foot prints.) you would have to do it at a time when there wasn’t too much water flowing throw the pipe so probably very very early on a Monday morning. This would give it enough time to set up.
This could cause easily several thousands of dollars damage and may take the whole house completely offline for bare minimum three days maybe weeks.
Close the cap when your finished.
Interesting-Log-9627@reddit
Will set in about 20min. Might be best to pour one bucket of water down after the concrete. Otherwise it might not set at all.
Soggy-Type-1704@reddit
I mean if we wanted to get technical tell them to reach down with a long pole and stir it up after adding water.
Interesting-Log-9627@reddit
Oh fuck it. Hire a mixer and do it properly. :)
Soggy-Type-1704@reddit
Lol
cbelt3@reddit
Don’t forget the high probability that there are loads of illegal drugs in there.
Interesting-Log-9627@reddit
Ah, a few phone calls from various people to the local crime stopper hotline saying you were offered drugs for sale there at a party.
Also send some emails trying to buy bulk ephedrine using their address as the delivery location?
Soggy-Type-1704@reddit
How hard would it be to spread rumors that several members have STDs. Maybe sign up the location with a local Health clinic requesting additional information On Herpes, gonnarhea, HIV be sent to their address.
Lucky-Painter-2062@reddit
Wait until they have a party. Once everyone is drunk and music is blaring, it’s easy to get in the house. Doors are usually open. Dress like them. If you are older than their age group, dress so you look like you belong. This can be wealthy alumni in suit and tie, private security contractor, or maintenance person, plumbing repair, etc.
Wininacan@reddit
Glitter bombs seem tame but it will be there forever. Just costs money. Poopsender works too. Mail them like a gallon of shit. However if you can get their phone numbers you can really fuck with them. If you wanna go mundane email car dealerships let them know you'd really like to purchase whatever is the not expensive car they are selling, then drop their phone numbers. They will get hounded by calls non stop. Same thing with any sales really, like herbal life pr even time shares.
But if you want to make them have to change their numbers. Find some really active online gay community that is all about gay sex specifically, hookups, etc. And drop a message in the chat "I wanna see some hot cock, text me" and drop the phone number. Years ago my friends did this to me woth Craigslist. They made that same post in the Miami classifieds. I was working a Friday night cooking in a resturaunt in a completely different part of the cpuntry and my phone just started blowing up with randos sending me nasty dick pics. I had no idea what had happened. It's funny in retrospect because it happened once. But imagine if you did that to someone for a month solid?
dave200204@reddit
Buy some of that illegal white powder off the dark web or wherever is safe for you to do business. Put it in a glitter bomb. Wait for the frat boys to trigger it and then call the cops.
GeoHog713@reddit
Allegedly a fraternity on our campus didn't have a lock on the breaker box on the outside of their house..... And they seemed to lose power at very critical moments
wintergreenzynbabwe@reddit
Good old egging and tping never hurt nobody
TheKaranoVorus5@reddit (OP)
Except me if I get caught
wintergreenzynbabwe@reddit
Thats why you grab a couple of buddies and go at night. In and out in a minute
AmoralCarapace@reddit
Next time they have a party, put super glue in all of their house door locks.
ZanzaBarBQ@reddit
Fuck their dads (yes all of them).
pds8@reddit
This. Just this. - The Dads
eferka@reddit
Order drugs online by their name and address, one day later call cops, and they try to sell you some bad shit.
saraphilipp@reddit
Balloon slingshot dildo's through their second story windows.
7thAndGreenhill@reddit
I love the imagery of this
saraphilipp@reddit
I got the idea from a movie called sorority boys.
7thAndGreenhill@reddit
I know my next movie!
saraphilipp@reddit
You're gonna love it.
Addled_Neurons@reddit
Hear me out: big bucket of piss.
sbeven7@reddit
Super soaker full of piss
hereforpopcornru@reddit
Mix in some dog shit and...
atlas_rl@reddit
Might as well put your own shit in too, but...
RedeyeSPR@reddit
Suspended by the school and suspended by their parent organization are different things. I would report them straight to whoever their national chapter is. They will get disenfranchised or whatever they call it real quick.
TheKaranoVorus5@reddit (OP)
Unfortunately this frat is well-known across schools for spiking drinks do that probably wouldn’t do much
pixxelzombie@reddit
Get a bunch of homeless people and bus them to one of their parties
SoulLeakage@reddit
Rubber bands all over the yard
heckin_miraculous@reddit
What will that do?
SoulLeakage@reddit
I guess that only works with homeowners
I take it back lol
heckin_miraculous@reddit
LoL no but seriously... What's the intended effect? Like even with homeowners
SoulLeakage@reddit
Can’t mow em? Cant rake em? Gotta pick em up by hand
heckin_miraculous@reddit
Ahhh nice. I see now. An infuriatingly meticulous cleanup. 👌
SoulLeakage@reddit
Exactly. The frat goofs would just ignore it lol
lnvalidSportsOpinion@reddit
Ehhh. Don't liter. Enough of that in the world. And they don't seem the type who would pick them up anyway.
SoulLeakage@reddit
Fair
Panda-768@reddit
Just bomb them on social media.Make an account saying 2 boys from XYZ frat suspected to drug female students. Always mention suspected and with a question mark. Be anonymous. Chances are, enough publicity and it might stick for ever.
Spray paint rapists and pedos on the house if possible. Find Feminist groups, SA survivors group, and start protesting outside their house during the day. You need to bring the hatred for them to the streets.
Try to get other students and organizations to participate. Prank the shit out of them. Liquid ass bombs, fox urine, eggs, whatever nastiest shit you can get. Vandalize then without getting caught.
Point is every few days, there will be by pranks from a different group of people. Just make a nightmare for them to continue.
Plan things, slowly, meticulously.
Oh and one more, burst crackers around their place, call the cops and say you heard gunshots and possible drug deal. Chances are, there is bound to be some drugs. If possible, plant them yourselves. Universities don't like bad publicity. Also if possible contact parents of every freshman students and ask them to write to the university about concerns regarding people being drugged.
Apropos_of@reddit
Tag their frat house “rapists live here”
nurdmann@reddit
Ambien pizza delivery.
Ghostbunney@reddit
Fox urine. Again. Man, there's no revenge situation fox urine can't improve.
Jurakhan@reddit
Give the local motorcycle club a call and explain the situation…
Ghostbunney@reddit
This. 1٪ ers don't like that kind of thing.
geoffpz1@reddit
Aren't there like 20 movies about this exact thing. Do some research on rotten tomatoes...
Trying_to_be_cheeky@reddit
The “Pete’s Pranks” mailers. Pick one of them and send him the one confirming a gay cruise. He would go bananas, especially if they he’s the type to drug women!
Professional_Cry_682@reddit
Ok, put a bottle of visine in a bottle of patron and just leave it in the porch one night...
bigolhamsandwich@reddit
Not that these people don’t deserve to be fucked with but id try to avoid criminal charges. Don’t know how accurate the below is but
The active ingredient in Visine eye drops is Tetrahydrozoline HCl 0.05%. Swallowing this substance can result in a number of nasty effects, including:
Lowering body temperature to dangerous levels Making breathing difficult, or even halting it entirely Blurring vision Causing nausea and vomiting Elevating and then dropping blood pressure Causing seizures or tremors Sending the ingester into a coma
ZeusAether@reddit
Sounds like putting that in someone's drink might result in them needing resuscitated.
Ifraggledthatrock@reddit
A lot of instant potatoes in the yard
FatherOfHoodoo@reddit
Leave a book outside their door. Their heads will explode!
Regular_Mo@reddit
Fart spray
kingharis@reddit
Waterboarding.