At the request of Barron💀

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Waste-Aardvark-3757@reddit

The civilized west is fine, the shithole called America is not.

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Lower_Preparation_83@reddit

what the fuck is civilized west?

poland? serbia?

fucking russia?

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Waste-Aardvark-3757@reddit

Do you think Russia is part of the west? Your school system failed you.

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EHStormcrow@reddit

The West is in danger, though, because of America falling apart.

The West is a rope team of climbers in a blizzard, America is our former top guy turned overweight 'tard that decided to jump in a crevice because he saw something shiny - but he's dragging all us with him.

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NewVillage6264@reddit

It's fake as fuck. It's literally so easy to just Google "Trump talk tuah" and realize that there's no results. We are doomed.

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keeleon@reddit

Is the podcast at least real? Because that name is solid gold.

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NewVillage6264@reddit

Apparently that part is true, yes

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smegmancer@reddit

I really don't understand what this guy's campaign is doing. He went into this with a guaranteed win and now 2 assassination attempts later and he's actually more likely to lose to the only democratic nominee as unlikeable as Hillary. The fact that it's even a possibility is insane to me, where did he hire these people from.

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wild_stryke@reddit

I'm not sure it really matters. People on either side are committed. I don't think anything either side does would sway someone from one to the other.

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smegmancer@reddit

Bro he let himself be photographed multiple times hugging fucking Laura Loomer, the resident goblina to end all goblinas. Why is he even anywhere near that thing.

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romanticizeyourlife@reddit

Who?

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JackSwieper@reddit

Some nutjob thats so racist that even other well known racists are calling her racist.

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romanticizeyourlife@reddit

I tried to look it up and none of the articles are getting to the point. Care to explain? I can see she’s a “9/11 was an inside-job” believer, but that’s not the craziest conspiracy theory out there imo. It’s actually pretty tame.

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EHStormcrow@reddit

This what seems scariest to me.

Trump could smear the cum of an eviscerated goat on the nude body of JD Vance caught in an SM sex swing, placed in the middle of a pentagram he drew with the blood of the goat, all live in a stadium... most Republicans would still call Trump "the most Christian candidate", "the dude who respects our values" and vote for him.

Kamala has a different problem. Some of the more vocals Dems don't find her "hard enough" on some issues and want to try a cuck strategy where they don't vote for a candidate that they agree 75 % with (which might lead the dude they agree 5 % with to win).

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filthy_harold@reddit

The few people on the left that say that are in the deepest blue parts of the country where it doesn't matter if they vote or not. If not, they are liars that are saying it for political clout because they either will end up voting for Harris or weren't going to vote regardless of the candidate. These people say this stuff because it gets a reaction and they think the DNC actually gives a shit about what they think.

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daehoidar@reddit

To be clear, trump supporters can't be swayed by anything bc it's a cult of personality. But people on the left could be swayed with certain policy positions bc I'd bet a lot of them are just voting for the much lesser of two evils..but they def won't be swayed by trump lol.

It's not exactly a mirrored situation, even though it's highly unlikely anyone will be convinced to change their mind at this point

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canacata@reddit

"People" on the left could be "swayed" into ethno-national socialism overnight if that's what the narrative decided to do.

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OmgJustLetMeExist@reddit

Is this “narrative” in the room with us now?

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canacata@reddit

Epic soy moment

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TurdCollector69@reddit

Weird

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thecleverqueer@reddit

who is this "the narrative"

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TurdCollector69@reddit

Trump built his entire campaign around attacking Biden and still hasn't recovered from the switch up.

Tbh I don't think he can. He only had a lead/chance when he looked to be the less senile of the two geriatrics rambling about golf scores during the first debate.

Kamala looked alive and well during the second debate while Trump looked like a deranged raving old man yelling at clouds about eating pets.

This is coming from someone who didn't think Kamala had a snowball's chance in hell.

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smegmancer@reddit

How did your country devolve to the point where the leading candidates are either demented old men or r-slurred harpies?

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The_Mortuary@reddit

Because we just let the two party system fuck us in the ass, no one cares to make our country better, they only care that they win. This is the result of turning politics into a sporting event.

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regman231@reddit

What are harpies?

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thecleverqueer@reddit

"As unlikeable as Hillary"-- genuinely wondering, what makes you say that? I feel like the general sentiment has been that Hillary and Biden were historically unlikeable, but it's felt to me like Kamala has represented a step away from that. Not that she's the most likeable, but this has felt like a marked shift to me.

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Spoot52Bomber@reddit

I like Kamala and Walz is a total bro. I get it, it's the "4Chan" subreddit, but being here doesn't require you to side with the biggest turd in the room.

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muffinmaster@reddit

You can look up any favorability statistic on her over the past few years as a VP, then note how sentiment shot upwards positively "organically" once she started running to replace Biden.

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thecleverqueer@reddit

"organically" in quotes signals to me that you think something is fishy about the sudden rise in her statistics-- couldn't it be explained by voter enthusiasm over finally having a choice besides Biden and Trump?

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aj_thenoob2@reddit

Right before Biden dropped out even NJ was flipping red. Lmfao.

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YellowSnowShoes@reddit

Bullshit.

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muffinmaster@reddit

You can look up any favorability statistic on her over the past few years as a VP, then note how sentiment shot upwards positively "organically" once she started running to replace Biden.

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nmotsch789@reddit

So you just blindly believe random images of 4chan posts and assume they're real?

I'm not saying for certain this is fake, but I am saying that I couldn't find this article anywhere.

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Past-Editor-5709@reddit

The polls post-debate are mostly favorable to Trump so if you wanted to concern troll you picked a bad time to do it. Kamala Harris will lose because nobody thinks a 5’4 woman will be taken seriously by other world leaders.

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Zeebuss@reddit

The polls post-debate are mostly favorable to Trump

Fucking hilarious

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Past-Editor-5709@reddit

Atlas has Trump up 2 nationally and that’s the most accurate pollster. You might win 2028 redditor but you’re probably gonna lose this one. You ride a bicycle too kek

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YellowSnowShoes@reddit

You should bet on that. Betting markets say odds are 50:50. You could double your entire retirement on something that’s more than 50:50 right?

https://polymarket.com/event/presidential-election-winner-2024?tid=1726071391817

Post your wins.

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face_n_face@reddit

RemindMe! 49 days

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strife696@reddit

Bro the poll ur citing has a 2 point margin of error

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Past-Editor-5709@reddit

persecutioncomplex EldenRing moderatepolitics Fuck off, Redditor.

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strife696@reddit

Dude ur on reddit. U have over 1000 post karma. Go touch grass.

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Past-Editor-5709@reddit

touch grass

This isn’t 2021 anymore.

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cheesyrotini@reddit

now youre just telling everyone there is nothing more to you than your reddit profile. sad!

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Zeebuss@reddit

Yes I support Kamala Harris because I'd prefer a real president to the chronic liar and felon who actively wants to make America worse.

Anyhoo God knows what 'sources' you've got here are a collection of real polls. Harris is up whether you like it or not.

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/polls/president-general/2024/national/

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Past-Editor-5709@reddit

538 is owned by ABC LMAOOOO

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Zeebuss@reddit

Anything to ignore reality. Good luck with that.

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Past-Editor-5709@reddit

Get confident that’s fine I’ll be bookmarking your account for when Trump wins, the reaction will be funnier if you thought you had a chance.

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Zeebuss@reddit

I'm not necessarily confident, just hopeful. It all depends on turnout obviously.

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Bullet2babomb@reddit

If I searched your reddit post history, how many times would ACAB pop up I wonder? 🤔

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Zeebuss@reddit

None, I've always thought ACAB was at best a terrible slogan for necessary police reform.

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Walden_Walkabout@reddit

the most accurate pollster.

Lol

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2paymentsof19_95@reddit

Compared to a 78 year old man? Yeah the world surely takes him seriously https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-48494926

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canacata@reddit

Obviously they do. Did Putin invade while he was president? Did Xi punk him like Biden?

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2paymentsof19_95@reddit

Because why would Putin start a war when Trump is willing to hand him exactly what he wants? Then COVID happened, causing Trump to lose. Russia fully expected to take Kiev in a few weeks, but thanks to Biden, Ukraine has held strong for 3 years.

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canacata@reddit

Why would Putin start a war when Trump is willing to hand him exactly what he wants?

Oh? Trump handed him the Donbas? Because that's what he got under Biden.

but thanks to Biden, Ukraine has held strong for 3 years.

It lost 20% of its landmass and it is completely ruined as a nation

The same Biden that had the balls to call Xi a dictator?

And whose ambassadors got left insultingly waiting and treated disrespectfully

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2paymentsof19_95@reddit

... he got Donbas during a full scale invasion. Ukraine was always the underdog in this war and was the poorest country in Europe leading to it. Thanks to Biden's support, Kiev has resisted Russia for 3 years.

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canacata@reddit

Yeah yeah NAFO troon Moscow will fall any day. Why didn't Putin invade under Trump?

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Little-Engine6982@reddit

Invasion started 2014, besides Trump gave putain the locations of US spies to get them killed, traitor, there is no other word

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canacata@reddit

How are you guys always so dishonest? It's like you have no shame at all

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Little-Engine6982@reddit

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/oct/17/russian-sources-disappeared-after-trump-declassified-ex-spys-evidence-uk-court-told

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smegmancer@reddit

I hope he sees this bro.

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P0litikz420@reddit

Polls basically mean nothing or did you forget 2016 where Hillary had a 90% chance of winning.

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MyHusbandIsGayImNot@reddit

He went into this with a guaranteed win

Weird thing to say about the guy that lost round 1 against Biden.

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LilFuniAZNBoi@reddit

I think he would have won if Covid and George Floyd didn't happen

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Phe_r@reddit

So just small things no big deal stuff

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Quotalicious@reddit

Trump's campaign team are probably tearing their hair out trying to deal with the guy. I would not blame them in the slightest

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Many_Faces_8D@reddit

It's insane because you hold weird and unpopular opinions

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HorseNuts9000@reddit

He was guaranteed to win against Biden, who is old (bad) and white (the worst thing possible). Now he is against Kamala who is brat (amazeballs!!) and heckin wholesome (big chungus!)

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ChaseballBat@reddit

God damn you are old.

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stopshadowbantardmod@reddit

think you replied to the wrong comment

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siccoblue@reddit

These people are so delusional and desperate it's amazing

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_Kuroi_Karasu_@reddit

Imagine trying to explain this to someone even just 10 years ago:

"So yeah basically Trump can't do the Talk Tuah podcast because of an assassination attempt. Yeah the rich guy from The Apprentice. I don't know why they wanted to kill him, maybe because he was president I guess, and he's running again? Yup he was elected in 2016. Oh no he wasn't elected back to back because of Covid. Well it's just a huge epidemic that spread around the world and killed hundreds of thousands of people. Uh a podcast is like a radio show you can listen to whenever you want on your phone. The host is a girl who was viral on TikTok. TikTok is like Vine or those short videos on YouTube where you record a few seconds of a humourous video. Yeah this girl said that guys are very glad if you spit on their thing. Yeah that's it I don't think she has more skills other than that. I know the situation is wild quite frankly".

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joshualuigi220@reddit

You wouldn't need to explain podcasts, they've been around for almost two decades now. Apple added support for them in 2005. By 2014 most people with an mp3 player or smart phone knew what they were.

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CAPSLOCK44@reddit

Apple didn’t just “add support” for them. Apple invented them. The word podcast is a combination of “iPod” and “broadcast.”

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joshualuigi220@reddit

They invented the word, yes, but they didn't invent the concept of sharing an mp3 file over an RSS feed. Like most of what Apple has done, they took an existing technology and repackaged it with branding and ease of use.

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BurnerNerd@reddit

Ease of use is the main factor here, I don’t think anyone would even know what RSS stands for back in 2000 whenever

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StripClubBreakfast@reddit

Many, many people know this

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BurnerNerd@reddit

There are dozens of us!

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flying-benedictus@reddit

I did.

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rwzephyr@reddit

Google reader being shut down is what got me on Reddit.

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Vysair@reddit

Nerds.

Let me guess, IRC too?

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zehamberglar@reddit

/trout

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flying-benedictus@reddit

Oh yes. It's still used by some old nerds, actually.

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Dkill33@reddit

Apple did not invent the word. I was coined by Podcasters who were sharing their MP3s via RSS feeds. Apple didn't officially support or use the word podcast till years later.

There was even a point early on, that Podcasters called them webcasts refusing to use the term podcast since it gave Apple free advertising and led to confusion that you needed an iPod to listen to them. Obviously that didn't take

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trainderail88@reddit

Is it too late to go back into the coma?

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LoveYourKitty@reddit

Weak. This timeline rules.

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oeCake@reddit

I just came out of my 2012 bunker what else have I missed?

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Skwiggelf54@reddit

I have some bad news. You may want to have a seat and take your dick out for this one...

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Papageier@reddit

Not falling for this again, uncle.

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ohididntseeuthere@reddit

dicks out

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Konfused@reddit

Sadge

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N0FaithInMe@reddit

RIP Harambe :(

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FURooster@reddit

It’s all bad news. Stay in your bunker.

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InquisitorMeow@reddit

I feel like that needs to be a paid device when the technology gets good enough. Just nope out of the current era.

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PrivilegeCheckmate@reddit

Do Sonny and Cher still have that stupid show?

No! She won an Oscar, and he's a congressman.

Good night!

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dego_frank@reddit

Homie pretending like TikTok and podcast would be like reading Sanskrit for someone in 2014.

“Podcasts got it. TikTok? Oh you mean like Vine but way lamer? Got it.

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nmotsch789@reddit

Someone 10 years ago could very easily understand "redditors fall for 4chan troll op". The image is fake; the article doesn't exist. It never happened.

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ThisTooWasAChoice@reddit

Reddit moment

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ttwixx@reddit

Yeah I don’t even know how this is upvoted here. But it’s a bit fun so I guess ok

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Angry_Homer@reddit

We had podcasts 10 years ago. 20 years ago even?

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DigbyChickenZone@reddit

I religiously listened to Stuff you Should Know and On the Media in 2011, and those were in podcast form for a few years before I got into it. So yeah, podcasts really started to take off in the early 2010s.

Serial is when it hit mainstream, and that was in 2015 or so?

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Angry_Homer@reddit

They were mainstream wayyyy before 2015 - iTunes got official Podcast support in 2005

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HorseNuts9000@reddit

Yeah, we learned how to make podcasts in middle school computer class in like 06.

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casey-primozic@reddit

"rich" guy

He's got a ton of debt and fines pending payment

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AyyyyLeMeow@reddit

I had been listening to podcasts 10 years ago... and they were nothing new...

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Shamansage@reddit

lol the world is so fucking weird.

Can you do this for another time in history, like Franz Ferdinand's assassination?

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edbods@reddit

podcasts have been around for yonks

reagan went from acting to presidency

covid was the swine flu of the 2020s

tiktok is just the vines of the 2020s, much like how people moved away from myspace to facebook

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Flywolfpack@reddit

Uh 6 million died from covid actually

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TKD_1488@reddit

And China got a free pass

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TKD_1488@reddit

Wje you put it this way I start to envy the dead

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zehamberglar@reddit

10 years ago

explaining podcasts to them

I lol'd.

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LemonPartyW0rldTour@reddit

I’m still not convinced that “shooter” wasn’t a patsy being used by Omarosa

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Vysair@reddit

should have exaggerated it more and said the global pandemic have killed less than a million people and give a mention about a global wide lockdown/shutdown

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HornedDiggitoe@reddit

*killed millions of people

Over 1 million dead Americans alone. It’s crazy how much Americans downplay the severity of Covid.

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Superb_Sea_1071@reddit

Well it's just a huge epidemic that spread around the world and killed hundreds of thousands of people

~7m+ globally and 1m+ in the US 😔

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TuckingFypoz@reddit

Oh.. OK. That's pretty wild. I suppose the podcast will get rescheduled so I can hear it on my Windows Phone?

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Sensitive_Potato_775@reddit

An insane sentence. Understanding its meaning actually makes me sad, I should go outside more.

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big_guyforyou@reddit

i've never seen someone more desperate to hold on to their 15 minutes

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Sensitive_Potato_775@reddit

What does "hold on to their 15 minutes" mean

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big_guyforyou@reddit

she got her fifteen minutes of fame when the hawk tuah vid went viral, now she's desperate to keep them from slipping away

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Just_Campaign_9833@reddit

She's just a few steps away from doing porn at this point...

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Bullet2babomb@reddit

Nah, she already said shes never going to do porn and honestly theres no way her bj skills can live up to the hype. Imagine talking all that shit and your blowie technique is sup bar at best.

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or_maybe_this@reddit

Sup, bar?

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Dark_Matter_Guy@reddit

Updog

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klonkish@reddit

DEEZ NUTS HAHAHAHAH GOTTEM

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CommandersLog@reddit

subpar

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iconocrastinaor@reddit

Considering what Trump said about Loomer's skills, she shouldn't even bother to try.

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big_guyforyou@reddit

"spit on that thang" would become her trademark move

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BannedSvenhoek86@reddit

Every time she does it she looks at the camera and winks, and then it pauses for a few seconds while a huge graphic saying HAWK TUA appears on screen with a Eagle screech sound effect.

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MurderfaceII@reddit

I'd watch it.

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klonkish@reddit

I'm already straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My peanits

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PeterFechter@reddit

She could do only fans for a few months and then just retire with millions.

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THRlLLH0@reddit

No shit, the money and opportunities completely changed her life. You'd be milking it too unless you're a dumbfuck that wants to work a dead and job your whole life.

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42Ubiquitous@reddit

Yeah, but I'd probably scam people with TuahCoin or some shit instead of making an ass of myself in an interview only to be propositioned by a dude with a mushroom dick afterward.

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ReallyDumbRedditor@reddit

No you see, dignity over money. Or something like that.......

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DigbyChickenZone@reddit

now she's desperate

Or she is taking advantage of the opportunity given to her? You need to chill out dude.

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KosstAmojan@reddit

Beats working for a living.

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phiqzer@reddit

Vs beats off for a living?

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Sensitive_Potato_775@reddit

Not just her, she's the definition of an industry plant.

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EHStormcrow@reddit

which industry tho?

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Roach_Coach_Bangbus@reddit

I mean if a Dr. Phil guest can become a multi millionaire then I don't blame her for trying.

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trainderail88@reddit

It's a common saying for people who become famous for dubious reasons, they get "fifteen minutes of fame"

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TNTyoshi@reddit

If she can get a former president to be a guest on her podcast then it’s no longer her grasping to fading fame. It’s on the viewers and co-collaborators at that point.

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Lemon_Cakes_JuJutsu@reddit

People were hanging on her nuts because she said she wasn't a trump person a few months ago, we all knew what the fucking grift would be soon enough.

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OriginalLocksmith436@reddit

It was def all manufactured from the start. I have never seen a meme go so viral but not really see it naturally in any corner of the internet until well after it supposedly went viral. It was like msm and industry plants insisted it was the most viral thing to ever happen, before it even had a chance to go viral.

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canacata@reddit

but not really see it naturally in any corner of the internet until well after it supposedly went viral

This. I actually had trouble finding it when I finally went to check out wtf everyone was going on about. Every video on youtube was someone talking ABOUT it, not the actual video. Finally it was there, at the end of a 9 minute video.

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EHStormcrow@reddit

Could it be that is was on other networks ? I don't do Instagram, Tiktok or whatever else is out there.

inb4 oldfag

maybe it just spread through those other social networks ?

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OldManMoment@reddit

I fully support that shit remaining on platforms I will never use.

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canacata@reddit

I don't know. Perhaps. I'm in the same situation. It was the same thing with the Aussie breakdancer lady but I couldn't find that at ALL

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hidude398@reddit

TikTok is where viral videos happen now because my generation spends tons of time there wired in. I had to quit after a year when I realized how much time I just spent there swiping. Not that here is much better but whatever.

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Bleach_Baths@reddit

Here is better. I’m not saying it’s good or healthy, but it isn’t.

At least here you’re reading and participating.

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juice_in_my_shoes@reddit

ahh, time has left us moved on, We're still here on old town reddit and the chans. I don't have Tiktok.

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Daddy_Parietal@reddit

True. But I would argue that any organically viral meme usually transcends the original platforms pretty fast. That might be changing with the monolith that is TikTok, but this case seems especially artificial with how fast her rich daddy get her a merch store and media appearances.

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Avs_Leafs_Enjoyer@reddit

ehh, that first day it hit real. The flow after tho was weird af

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Notmydirtyalt@reddit

I mean the man was president.

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here until Thursday.

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iDarCo@reddit

nah, you're just salty coz she's lucky. that's all.

if she kept repeating hawk tuah to stay relevant I'd say she's desperate to ride that train

But she simply did what anyone with a Joe Rogan appearance basically does = use a hype moment to launch a podcast.

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domuseid@reddit

Yeah if that became my ticket to never needing a job that would legit stress me out again and early retirement I'd milk that thang for all it's worth

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AlfaSurgical@reddit

I would literally talk about dicksucking if it meant i quit my job where a single mistake could cost someone their life. Yes I would

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40hzHERO@reddit

Yeah you would 😏

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domuseid@reddit

Me for fifteen minutes in exchange for generational wealth

🍆✊💦🤪💦✊🍆

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Flywolfpack@reddit

Shit that's what Joe Rogan did. All he was was the fear factor guy

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BillyTheKid_@reddit

He was also doing UFC since it’s beginning

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Informal-Bother8858@reddit

he also had a failed stand up comedy career and was on new radio playing a douchebag (himself). dude has been part entertainment his whole life.

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ReallyDumbRedditor@reddit

Wtf is she even talking about in her podcasts? Sucking cock? Because that's what the title leads me to think lmao.

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iDarCo@reddit

nah she's leaning into a smalltown girl angle. at least that's what reels of her different podcast appearances reveal.

anyway the pod is under Jake Paul's company and he'll get her good guests. she won't need to do much

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OpenCLoP@reddit

A technically inclined person about 20 years ago could already understand that headline (Adam Curry made the first big podcast in 2004 and Apple added podcasts to iTunes in 2005), just not its significance.

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Past-Editor-5709@reddit

Podcasts have been a thing since the 1890s zoomer, they were just called talk radio.

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Lemon_Cakes_JuJutsu@reddit

"Oooh, it's lady." Was one of the best.

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Zeebuss@reddit

If only there was something outside that I actually wanted to do.

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Sensitive_Potato_775@reddit

Have you tried running towards women at full speed at 1AM?

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philmarcracken@reddit

i much prefer a slow shuffle, dragging a full sized mannequin by the arm

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Zeebuss@reddit

That does sound pretty rad

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ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME@reddit

Except it's not a real headline

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OuchMyVagSak@reddit

I'm going to boot up Stardew valley, the closest I come to going outside.

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Mottis86@reddit

I feel like not knowing the context(s) somehow would make it less insane.

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AutoJannietator@reddit

It's more fazing than the assassination attempt honestly.

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angus22proe@reddit

The big railgun thing in Switzerland. It did something, I feel it

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Rebuta@reddit

Fuck that's a good podcast name for her!

Awesome!

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es1vo@reddit

There was a second attempt? When?

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MurkyChildhood2571@reddit

A politicaly complicated individual attempted to kill Trump with a modified SKS rifle at the Trump international golf course

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Dubaku@reddit

He wasn't really that complicated. Dude was a fanatical Ukraine supporter that voted for Trump in 2016 but hates him now because he thinks Trump is going to stop funneling tax money to the military industrial complex through Ukraine.

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IGargleGarlic@reddit

He was also rejected by Ukraine and people were told not to work with him, theres a thread about him stickied on the ukraine subreddit

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YellowSnowShoes@reddit

He also was a Tulsi fan in 2020, and a Vivek supporter in 2024. Definitely an oddball.

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PrrrromotionGiven1@reddit

A day or two ago, nowhere near as close as the last one.

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NFProcyon@reddit

Literally yesterday, not even 24 hours ago

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regman231@reddit

Yes 24 hours, or you know, a day, like they said

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sink_pisser_@reddit

I saw one thing say he had a clear line of sight on Trump. That's pretty close

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filthy_harold@reddit

The secret service agent that saw the guy was on the hole ahead of where Trump was.

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DAEORANGEMANBADDD@reddit

Depends on what you mean by close

If secret service guys didn't spot the gun barrel in a bush trump would probably be dead right now

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canacata@reddit

So in a sense it's fortunate the first attempt happened. Because if it hadn't, he wouldn't have cleared out the incompetent security, and this guy would have succeeded.

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HiImDan@reddit

As a democrat, I realllly don't want him assassinated, I also don't want him scared into not running his stupid mouth.

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TimeTimeTickingAway@reddit

As a ‘have not’ I’m apathetic to pretty much anyone in his economic class. My bigger concern would be the fallout from his supporters.

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HiImDan@reddit

Oh I don't want to see him a moment past the election. I just want to finish this out and see him voted out democratically in a fair election.

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Mr_Canard@reddit

Oh he will run his mouth don't worry

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BackgroundBrick3477@reddit

I don’t think you have to worry about that last one.

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mooimafish33@reddit

There was a guy with a gun at his golf course. He didn't get shot at again.

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AcceptableOwl9@reddit

Only because a secret service agent spotted the barrel of the gun poking out through the bushes

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schmitzel88@reddit

The End boss fight IRL

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Funk-Buster@reddit

Fuckin amateurs

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sharknice@reddit

I'm not sure what you're trying to say here. Are you gobbling up the terrible media coverage of this?

The media tried to make it sound like it was some random shooting unrelated to Trump.

But it was a clear assassination attempt. A guy snuck into the golf course with a rifle and aimed it at trump. He got shot at by secret service.

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mooimafish33@reddit

All I'm saying is what every agrees happened, a man entered Trump's golf course with a gun and fired no shots.

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filthy_harold@reddit

The guy was one hole ahead of where Trump was with a rifle poking through the fence aimed at the golf course. It doesn't take a genius to figure out the guy was obviously there to shoot at Trump. Then he drives away in a car (probably a rental in his name) with the plates clearly visible. The fact that this attempt was so poorly planned tells you that this is just a lone nutjob with a credit card and not some trained assassin. At least the first guy seemed like he put a little more thought into the plan.

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mooimafish33@reddit

It was a concept of an assassination

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canacata@reddit

Let me guess, if I were to check your profile it would be full of reddit soy and drumpf hating

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Paradox@reddit

Dude plans on sterilizing himself lmaooo

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mooimafish33@reddit

It'll be full of F1 shit mostly

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BraveSquirrel@reddit

There was a guy with a gun at his golf course.

describing it like that is regarded, like you're trying to make it sound like some dude was just wandering around with a 22 in his shorts and we're trying to blow it out of proportion

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mooimafish33@reddit

I haven't posted a single opinion.

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Bullet2babomb@reddit

Pick a side then you surrender monkey

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BraveSquirrel@reddit

I haven't posted a single opinion.

🤓☝

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BraveSquirrel@reddit

I haven't posted a single opinion.
🤓☝

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sharknice@reddit

You give off "Trump leaves rally after loud noises erupt" vibes.

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Paradox@reddit

"Popping sounds at Trump's rally and Trump falls"

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I-Am-Polaris@reddit

"loud noises heard at rally and trump ushered off stage"

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GiantJellyfishAttack@reddit

You seem confident. How do you know this? What source do you got?

Not saying you're wrong. I just literally don't know where to get news anymore because how do I know who to trust?

I've heard assassination attempt. I've heard it was 2 other unrelated people shooting at eachother.

You're saying they got him before he could shoot Trump but the official secret service guy said shots were fired.

So what's even real?

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domster777@reddit

This user is trying to downplay anything trump related. Likely a bot, or regard

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ColumbusJewBlackets@reddit

The guy with the gun was there to shoot trump, he just got spotted before he had a chance.

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Uaquamarine@reddit

Guy in a suit ghillie with thermal scope was hiding in the bushes at his golf course trying to pop a double boogey.

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philmarcracken@reddit

no idea why they invented those, its not like the gun feels the cold

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Blakye32@reddit

Have you ever bothered to ask it if it feels the cold?

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PrivilegeCheckmate@reddit

Guy in a ghillie suit with thermal scope was hiding in the bushes at his golf course trying to pop a double boogey.

The real r/ BrandNewSentence is in the comments.

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No12345678901@reddit

This post has absolutely nothing to do with 4chan. Soooo much astroturfing going on...

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MeBadNeedMoneyNow@reddit

REAL

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SPARTAN117N1@reddit

So you're saying that 3rd time is the charm?

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g1Razor15@reddit

That's a wild headline.

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Professional_Net_247@reddit

Damn. Barron coulda got his thang spit on.

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OuchMyVagSak@reddit

Melania's already on it.

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Adept_Ad_3889@reddit

Doing tricks

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OuchMyVagSak@reddit

And taking pics

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wallagrargh@reddit

Wasn't he sent to study the blade in Nipple Island or something?

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Global_Werewolf6439@reddit

Fake news. Google this. It doesn’t exist

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crimsonchin68@reddit

"It's so fucking over" when people on 4chan are falling for your-aunt-on-Facebook tier fake shit

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muffinmaster@reddit

You can look up any favorability statistic on her over the past few years as a VP, then note how sentiment shot upwards positively "organically" once she started running to replace Biden.

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slapdashbr@reddit

holy shit, someone tried to kill hawk tuah girl?

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canacata@reddit

Seriously why can't these deranged freaks do something right for once

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Dagur@reddit

she's a national treasure

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God-Among-Men-@reddit

Wait this is real and not just an edit?

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bobmcdynamite@reddit

No. It's fake

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NewVillage6264@reddit

I can't believe I had to scroll this far. It's literally so easy to just Google "Trump talk tuah" and realize that there's no results. We are doomed.

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Saus06@reddit

You just had to make your title gay

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autonova3@reddit

The absolute fucking state

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DevilGuy@reddit

wait. was he really going to do that? because I'd legit laugh myself to death.

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sir_music@reddit

We are living in the dumbest timeline

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Upstairs-Ask9237@reddit

2x trump voter I am voting for Kennedy

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veeas@reddit

i watched the video, whats the appeal?

slob on my knob? thats it? she made a career not out of actually sucking dick, but implying she will?

we are done as a society

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gigilu2020@reddit

Her chipmunk cheeks aren't even fucking attractive. Low standards in the West these days for instant gratification.

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Fatalchemist@reddit

I feel like, "person says funny sex joke and people like it" is far from the signs of us being done as a society. I think hawk tuah is way overblown and trying to make that her entire brand is just cringe. But it's really mild compared to everything else happening.

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