First attempt at cake pops...
Posted by boqueteazul@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 39 comments
Tried to reflect how I felt about it on the faces.
Posted by boqueteazul@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 39 comments
Tried to reflect how I felt about it on the faces.
Rolybits_FrostYt@reddit
the bottom right one is my new pfp thx
boqueteazul@reddit (OP)
OMG HAHA.
3XHAUSTD@reddit
omg at least make them happy even if you are sad as hell!! You have cursed these guys into an existence of pain AND they look like that. Smother yr feelings like the rest of us
boqueteazul@reddit (OP)
It's ok it's just genetics. They share their momma's eyes 🥺
MsMii_@reddit
Why are they so sad D:
boqueteazul@reddit (OP)
They were aware 😔
Fun-Welcome2264@reddit
Cake poops you say..
boqueteazul@reddit (OP)
u/poopfromabutt
Soft_Delivery_3889@reddit
Genuine question about cake pops. I made them the first thing the other day and I was pretty stoked, I love cake. But cake pops are just mushy cake? I wasn’t prepared for it and I didn’t like it. Am I missing something? I know it’s how they’re made but I wasn’t ready for the texture to just be gummy cake, did I do it wrong? What does a good cake pop taste like???
boqueteazul@reddit (OP)
You're asking the person who accidentally bought whipped buttercream instead of regular frosting, so mine turned like actual paste. Had to freeze them to avoid them falling apart even more than they already have 🤣
I've tried cakepops from other more competent cooks and it didn't feel mushy to me, it had more form and less give. But it is softer and less spongy than regular cake, that's for sure.
mastelsa@reddit
I mean, it's made of cake smushed up with a bunch of frosting to hold it together. If you take a corner piece of birthday cake and smash it up into paste, that's what the inside of a cake pop is.
MarsScully@reddit
The flesh coloured icing was a mistake, in hindsight
boqueteazul@reddit (OP)
It's even worse than that: the chocolate seized when I put dye, so I had to add oil. Basically, it is oily skin balls.
Molotov320@reddit
Please put them out of their misery
boqueteazul@reddit (OP)
Their sacrifice will not be in vain 🫡
SpookyMacNCheese@reddit
I hope they at least tasted good lol
boqueteazul@reddit (OP)
They were surprisingly edible!
Dog153@reddit
They are in pain, how did you manage that
boqueteazul@reddit (OP)
Homunculi seldom feel great about being born, I guess
send_noodz_n_smiles@reddit
How scrotum-y....
boqueteazul@reddit (OP)
You might want to go see an oncologist if it looks like that.
DadJokeBadJoke@reddit
Rocky Mountain Cake Pops
littleclaww@reddit
I think they're pretty cute! But I have a soft spot for kind of goofy baked goods, especially when they look a little silly but taste phenomenal. It reminds me of the cake from Sleeping Beauty.
Madetoprint@reddit
Just say they're Cake Plops and own it.
MrSKELETON0147@reddit
Their faces match their looks
P4yTheTrollToll@reddit
I couldn't eat these bro, I feel like they're looking at me all sad about their imminent demise. Anyone seen the Poplars episode from Futurama?
Iamdarb@reddit
I am a vegetarian but I have always wanted to eat a poplar, they look so good. Also, Sloppy Jimbo from The Simpsons.
peepeeshart@reddit
They're cute in a sad way
LauraPa1mer@reddit
Rofl the bottom right 😆
Tronkfool@reddit
SomeWomanInCanada@reddit
I can’t imagine I’d eat them, but I like that they all have different expressions.
PuzzleheadedBag7450@reddit
Turn that frawn upside down
PuzzleheadedBag7450@reddit
They are very sad, not happy they baked
ghost3972@reddit
They're in anguish ðŸ˜
Dork31@reddit
LOL - love these.
free2bealways@reddit
Why are they not happy to see me?
AccomplishedBoot442@reddit
Why are all of them sad asf
boqueteazul@reddit (OP)
To show how dissatisfied I was on how they ended up looking like 😅
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