Emancipate the elf, scalp the slavers and light the beacon of liberty in their hearts. John Brown lives my friends and as long as persons are in chains none of us can claim to be free. It is our obligation, our moral imperative as Americans to crush the vile institution of Slavery wherever and whenever it rears its Godforsaken head. I know you are a good man, that you believe in the virtues of liberty and equality, if you have an elf in your company I beg you to emancipate that poor soul.