Was thinking the same thing. I'm sure this is race bait, but I'm just tired of seeing ugly people on TV. Especially weird when ugly people have attractive people simping after them.
Or by Sagittarius A* the black hole at the centre of the Milky Way. You don’t get blacker than the absolute and total absence of light. Or mass, matter, energy and life.
Yes, women were legally banned from acting on stage until 1660.
That's why a bunch of his "comedies" had so much cross dressing in, it was a nudge-nudge wink-wink joke about a boy, playing a woman, pretending to be a boy.
Guess what? Shakespeare based his stories on existing ones too.
Shakespeare’s principal source for the plot was The Tragicall Historye of Romeus and Juliet (1562), a long narrative poem by the English poet Arthur Brooke, who himself had based his poem on a French translation of a tale by the Italian Matteo Bandello.
Because making a movie costs a shit ton of money so it's nearly impossible to get investors to hand over money for something that might fail. This is why movies are remade over and over instead of new shit coming out.
There are a variety of factors. The most obvious is from a financial standpoint these studios/executives DO NOT like to take a risks. "New" ideas, and going in a different direction is both a risk in money and time investment (writing, production, marketing). A funny example is like Spy Kids vs Shark boy and Lava girl. Even though both were total trash Spy Kids got a bunch of sequels because it sold while Shark boy and Lava girl was a total flop. Both were honestly equally garbage and used the same special effects/production for the time.
The next factor is pretty much everything after 2016 is now essentially a demoralization propaganda campaign. Trump derangement syndrome is honestly real and Hollywood has it very, VERY bad. The "messaging" was always there but post 2010's the gloves came completely off. They're making white characters black because in their minds they are fighting the modern day Nazis. In recent blog posts GRRM from Game of Thrones honestly believes fascism is on the rise lmfao. So in short Bra Burning Boomers doing Bra Burning Boomer things, and Hollywood (along with many things) is ran by Bra Burning Boomers regardless of culture/race/gender this is generally a very bad thing.
Finally entertainment has changed mostly away from traditional story telling. You can thank social media platforms for this. Matt Damon and David Chase both had very interesting takes on this new push towards streaming and focus groups steering away from anything even remotely engaging. The Sopranos legit could not be made today. They would never let a group of what the social media mob deems evil white men running around saying/doing the things they do on the show lol. Even if its criticizing them for doing it.
1) This isn't Hollywood. It's a play on London's west end
2) Shakespeare productions have a long history of being interpreted in different settings. This is something that happens all the time. People do this with Operas, too. It helps bring new interest to classical works. Anybody mad about this being "ahistorical" has no understanding of the artform and is just mad to be mad. It's pathetic. None of these people have ever gone to a play on their life. They just get horny at the idea of being upset.
I know you're on 4chan and therefore you're more than likely a regarded 14 year old, but you do realise that Shakespeare's plays have been enacted on stage in almost every single formulation? All male, all female, white, black, mixed, musical, futuristic et al.
Because modern writers simply can't make good original stories. Look at the top novelists of 2024, most of the original stuff is romance slop read by women.
As for good writers I know they still exist but I think one of the huge problems is they are exposed to too much other writings and media, and thus saturate their minds with stories that are not true to their character. They all try to be unique and cutting edge to the point that they lost the ability to simply write a good story.
Cause nobody would care if it wasn't alerdy a popular thing. If they leech of something popular then maybe they have a chance to squeeze some money with the name recognition even if its dogshit. It they picked something unpopular then it would have to actually be good for it to be successful.
Also, I'll never forget watching this in high school and the bit where Juliet goes topless some of the kids start looking around like, 'Oh shit, can you believe it!' and one kid has his hand in his pants. He NEVER lived it down.
The last Romeo and Juliet I watched was the anime RomeXJuliet. That was one of my first anime, and it was pretty good in my opinion. I would recommend it
If Tom Holland wasn't playing Romeo, the 2024 Juliette wouldn't have made headlines at all. There's always some production of Romeo and Juliette going on out there. Only reason this got any attention is bc there's a famous white guy attached to it.
I hate that some people need religion to treat everyone equally. And then some other people use the same religion as an excuse not to see them equally.
I'm an atheist but the one thing I liked about Christians was the idea of all humans being made in the image of God and the Gospel being for everyone of every race, Jews and non-Jews and greeks or romans
TheOneWhoReadsStuff@reddit
They’ll do away with iambic pentameter in favor of ebonics. And don’t forget, Juliet is gay now.
fatjoe19982006@reddit
But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun
using my ebonics translator app becomes...
Dafuq? Wut dis shit be comin through dis here winda? Eastside! Yo La'Julietiqua be lookin fine n shit. Dat ass like da sun, yo.
P0pt@reddit
maybe with that kind of writing this could be kino after all
rkoy1234@reddit
yea, I'd unironically watch that
BiggerWiggerDeluxe@reddit
I don't think it matters that she's black, but it matters that she's ugly
PaidMoreThanJanitor@reddit
no, for cultural heritage, blatant race swaps matter too. the ugliness is only the cherry on top
Titanea_Tau@reddit
Yes it's that she's ugly. They could have cast someone who looks like Rihanna but deliberately chose not to.
YoNoSoyUnFederale@reddit
I’ve heard black dude say that white dudes don’t often date black women but when we do we usually go after the baddies.
Based on that rock hard scientifically indisputable anecdote I’m saying this movie is not realistic
Redditbecamefacebook@reddit
Was thinking the same thing. I'm sure this is race bait, but I'm just tired of seeing ugly people on TV. Especially weird when ugly people have attractive people simping after them.
UsrnameInATrenchcoat@reddit
When making a realistic movie I prefer average looking people (not ugly) but in pretty much every other one I want Ryan gosling type attractiveness
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_Rook_Castle@reddit
2026 Juliette will just be a pitch black silhouette.
HattedSandwich@reddit
2058 will be played by the vast cosmic abyss
zipporah-the-third@reddit
Or by Sagittarius A* the black hole at the centre of the Milky Way. You don’t get blacker than the absolute and total absence of light. Or mass, matter, energy and life.
P0pt@reddit
you clearly haven't been to africa
_Rook_Castle@reddit
Lizzo ain't gonna last that long bro.
QuintusMaximus@reddit
Holy shit
OK-Computer-head@reddit
3016 would be Black Hole Juliette
UnRenardRouge@reddit
They're Italian, she wasn't white to begin with
MalekithofAngmar@reddit
68, aka the one with 16 year old nudity. Anon is so predictable.
Garsondebramalo@reddit
I watched that version in English class every year of HS. 96 version is awful. Micheal rappaport is terrible in it, like he is in every movie or show.
MalekithofAngmar@reddit
That was mercutio right? Yeah, I get why someone could legitimately like 68 better, I'm just making fun of anon.
Space_Obama@reddit
They don't age like wine. They get moldy like bread.
LasyKuuga@reddit
Whats the point if Juliet isnt cast as Shakespeare intended i.e. played by some underage boy
TomaszA3@reddit
Wait, is that real? That would be hilarious.
thermitethrowaway@reddit
Yes, women were legally banned from acting on stage until 1660.
That's why a bunch of his "comedies" had so much cross dressing in, it was a nudge-nudge wink-wink joke about a boy, playing a woman, pretending to be a boy.
laniuscollurio1@reddit
any idea why women were banned from acting?
trainderail88@reddit
Have you seen any Melissa mccarthy movies?
FeeblyBee@reddit
Because they brain is size of squirrel
untouchedraptor@reddit
I assume you’ve seen women act in modern film. There’s your answer.
BOBALOBAKOF@reddit
Because they were women.
They were banned from most things.
laniuscollurio1@reddit
thats pretty based tbh
APWBrianD@reddit
Shakespeare's plays were performed in 1500s England. You think those based Chads were letting w*men on their stage to perform alongside them? As if.
ImprovisedLeaflet@reddit
The times were better back then…
dies from dysentery
Rowannn@reddit
Are you 14?
TomaszA3@reddit
Are you implying that not knowing this useless fact says anything about my age or education?(as the previous person asked for education)
It doesn't. You're the less smart one if that's what you're suggesting.
Rowannn@reddit
sneed
ShartBandit@reddit
Chuck
tastybabyhands@reddit
Did you go to a public school?
TomaszA3@reddit
Yes? What does that have to do with the topic?
tastybabyhands@reddit
Just a hunch that's all
Nearby-Ad8978@reddit
Lmao wtf
Komandarm_Knuckles@reddit
Ignore him, he's a Reddit mod, literally typing from his mom's basement
tastybabyhands@reddit
100% heckin correct, wonder what she is cooking me for din dins?
Pyrimo@reddit
I want my femboy and I fucking want them NOW! - Shakespeare (probably)
LasyKuuga@reddit
I want my femboy and I want them fucking NOW! - Shakespeare (definitely)
JojiImpersonator@reddit
I want my femboy and I want them fucking, NOW! - Me (possibly, but you wouldn't have any proof)
BornWithSideburns@reddit
I don’t understand why they dont just make up some fucking other story. Why does it have to be an existing story?
Basketball312@reddit
Guess what? Shakespeare based his stories on existing ones too.
Shakespeare’s principal source for the plot was The Tragicall Historye of Romeus and Juliet (1562), a long narrative poem by the English poet Arthur Brooke, who himself had based his poem on a French translation of a tale by the Italian Matteo Bandello.
Peketu@reddit
Check Don Juan Tenorio, classic play from José Zorrilla. The characters are fantastic.
GrassBlade619@reddit
Because making a movie costs a shit ton of money so it's nearly impossible to get investors to hand over money for something that might fail. This is why movies are remade over and over instead of new shit coming out.
Purplefilth22@reddit
There are a variety of factors. The most obvious is from a financial standpoint these studios/executives DO NOT like to take a risks. "New" ideas, and going in a different direction is both a risk in money and time investment (writing, production, marketing). A funny example is like Spy Kids vs Shark boy and Lava girl. Even though both were total trash Spy Kids got a bunch of sequels because it sold while Shark boy and Lava girl was a total flop. Both were honestly equally garbage and used the same special effects/production for the time.
The next factor is pretty much everything after 2016 is now essentially a demoralization propaganda campaign. Trump derangement syndrome is honestly real and Hollywood has it very, VERY bad. The "messaging" was always there but post 2010's the gloves came completely off. They're making white characters black because in their minds they are fighting the modern day Nazis. In recent blog posts GRRM from Game of Thrones honestly believes fascism is on the rise lmfao. So in short Bra Burning Boomers doing Bra Burning Boomer things, and Hollywood (along with many things) is ran by Bra Burning Boomers regardless of culture/race/gender this is generally a very bad thing.
Finally entertainment has changed mostly away from traditional story telling. You can thank social media platforms for this. Matt Damon and David Chase both had very interesting takes on this new push towards streaming and focus groups steering away from anything even remotely engaging. The Sopranos legit could not be made today. They would never let a group of what the social media mob deems evil white men running around saying/doing the things they do on the show lol. Even if its criticizing them for doing it.
jathhilt@reddit
1) This isn't Hollywood. It's a play on London's west end
2) Shakespeare productions have a long history of being interpreted in different settings. This is something that happens all the time. People do this with Operas, too. It helps bring new interest to classical works. Anybody mad about this being "ahistorical" has no understanding of the artform and is just mad to be mad. It's pathetic. None of these people have ever gone to a play on their life. They just get horny at the idea of being upset.
GreeceZeus@reddit
Or at least give me a white Othello.
almostasenpai@reddit
Pretty sure it’s a play not a movie. Anyone who cares about the casting probably wasn’t going to watch it if she was white anyway.
Hedonistbro@reddit
I know you're on 4chan and therefore you're more than likely a regarded 14 year old, but you do realise that Shakespeare's plays have been enacted on stage in almost every single formulation? All male, all female, white, black, mixed, musical, futuristic et al.
Crunchy-Leaf@reddit
It’s literally a play in Londons West End you troglodyte. You don’t even know what you’re mad about.
rambeux@reddit
humiliation ritual
TildenKattz@reddit
Othello and Desdemona if you don't want to switch author.
cheesecroissants@reddit
its demoralization
tastybabyhands@reddit
Hollywood just reuses old ideas with current 'socially popular' thing in it, nothing new, no new ideas, just stagnation
shangumdee@reddit
Because modern writers simply can't make good original stories. Look at the top novelists of 2024, most of the original stuff is romance slop read by women.
As for good writers I know they still exist but I think one of the huge problems is they are exposed to too much other writings and media, and thus saturate their minds with stories that are not true to their character. They all try to be unique and cutting edge to the point that they lost the ability to simply write a good story.
Special-Remove-3294@reddit
Cause nobody would care if it wasn't alerdy a popular thing. If they leech of something popular then maybe they have a chance to squeeze some money with the name recognition even if its dogshit. It they picked something unpopular then it would have to actually be good for it to be successful.
BornWithSideburns@reddit
I don’t think nobody would care. I think it would be possible to make a successful movie like that.
But i guess even negative attention is attention
Special-Remove-3294@reddit
It is possible to make a successful movie with no recognised IP, but it needs to be good. With a popular IP it can be dogshit ans still get attention.
SkirtOne8519@reddit
2024 🤣
MrAbomidable@reddit
Because no black person has ever been in a Shakespeare play before...right?
BarMysterious5914@reddit
I wonder what William Shakespeare would say about this if he was still alive
Chadzuma@reddit
ikam bokum ikam bokum
IAmAGoodFella@reddit
I, too, prefer '68. Fuck Claire Danes.
Also, I'll never forget watching this in high school and the bit where Juliet goes topless some of the kids start looking around like, 'Oh shit, can you believe it!' and one kid has his hand in his pants. He NEVER lived it down.
svengalus@reddit
'68 Juliet was stacked. I will also not forget seeing her boobs in high school English class.
baddogkelervra1@reddit
EST
reddit_has_fallenoff@reddit
lmao wtf are they thinking with 2024
AutoJannietator@reddit
Trying to copy the popularity of the Planet of the Apes film series.
quasarfern@reddit
Dr zaus, Dr zaus 🎶
BillyBobBanana@reddit
I love you Doctor Zaus!
LemonPartyW0rldTour@reddit
Oh my God, I was wrong
It was Earth, all a-long
DronkeyDangus@reddit
Ah, yes, when apes were given human intelligence.
hvnkvbn@reddit
Literal ape lmao. I love that the comment is fearless.
KeyboardSheikh@reddit
It’s a shield so when it inevitably sucks balls they can blame “chuds” and racism instead of looking inwards
sprinkill@reddit
*inwards --> n-words
Damn autocorrect.
Neuroprancers@reddit
Well, the play is set in Italy after all.
Kakapac@reddit
Gotta agree with anon, 96 was the best
octavio989@reddit
Must live in the Christian quarter I guess
bobux-man@reddit
1968 and 2013 are the ones that look most Italian.
WhenTheHahaFunni@reddit
"Ayo romeo, come here and me on thy hot mouf."
Crunchy-Leaf@reddit
The actress was a minor
Ottoblock@reddit
If What I've heard is correct, 68 was as well.
Old_Ad_71@reddit
She was sixteen in that movie and went topless
nihongonobenkyou@reddit
The majority of 4chan has always been 13 year olds larping as adults
Gape_Me_Dad-e@reddit
The last Romeo and Juliet I watched was the anime RomeXJuliet. That was one of my first anime, and it was pretty good in my opinion. I would recommend it
ripped_andsweet@reddit
they’re all shit anyway
Dfresh805@reddit
romeo o romeo where foaf is thou romeo?
madam capulet is finna get those cheeks clapped
Pm_pussypicspls__@reddit
Shiiiiiii
wene324@reddit
If Tom Holland wasn't playing Romeo, the 2024 Juliette wouldn't have made headlines at all. There's always some production of Romeo and Juliette going on out there. Only reason this got any attention is bc there's a famous white guy attached to it.
InquisitiveChap@reddit
Exactly, also for some reason people are dumb enough to think it's a movie.
Jojoflap@reddit
I'd say 68 looks the most Italian. 96 looks more Irish with the redder hair.
callmecharlie04@reddit
Anon forgot his meme flag
Dronite@reddit
Nah this is better, he’ll get more (You)s this way
yinestrell@reddit
Anon out here droppin' wisdom bombs like confetti!
2BEN-2C93@reddit
Maybe if it's set in Verona, Mississippi rather than Italy, it would be believable?
smegmancer@reddit
The flag is the punchline
Aphrel86@reddit
Claire Daines ftw.
Coronabandito@reddit
Italians:
TomaszA3@reddit
I hate that some people need religion to treat everyone equally. And then some other people use the same religion as an excuse not to see them equally.
IgotAseaView@reddit
Booooo
Andrew852456@reddit
2013 and 2024 look alike if you disregard the skin colour
laniuscollurio1@reddit
bait used to be believable
Andrew852456@reddit
Come on, they've both got small eyes, stubby noses, puffy lips and prominent cheekbones, it's just that one is black and the other is white
reddit_has_fallenoff@reddit
Ni66a you blind?
_Rook_Castle@reddit
I don't know how to do that, I'm a democrat.
dragonbeorn@reddit
There’s nothing wrong with an interracial romeo and juliet. Even a gay version would be fine imho. They just can’t be ugly.
p4th_m4k3r@reddit
That’s exactly the fucking problem. That kind of attitude from Christian’s.
68thSuspendedAccount@reddit
I'm an atheist but the one thing I liked about Christians was the idea of all humans being made in the image of God and the Gospel being for everyone of every race, Jews and non-Jews and greeks or romans
Steaminmcbeanymuffin@reddit
Is that what we are doing now? Just taping our fucking hair to our face?