What are your thoughts on this school sausage and muffin

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ParticularAd4371@reddit

apparently americans eat these

They look more like burgers, i believe the usually have them with breakfast.

i've had things like that before, usually made with SausMix, sausmix patties.

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claryn@reddit

If it’s the same brand as the school I teach at uses, they’re advertised as muffin tops. However, they’re flat and crunchy

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Anachronoxic@reddit

In my day you only got 1 milk. Chocolate or 2%. Apple slices didn't exist back then

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Such_Valuable_1268@reddit

Cafeteria food is crazy, remember when they removed veggies because there’s “tomato sauce on the pizza”

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mrHartnabrig@reddit

Compressed... meat and underwhelming baked good.

Unfortunately, the milk is usually the only healthy food item available to kids.

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DayleD@reddit

The health benefits of milk have been purposefully exaggerated. The law requiring the government to supply dairy to every kid is a pandering giveaway to a politically powerful industry.

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mrHartnabrig@reddit

Sure. But in comparison to the food they serve children, it's usually the healthier menu option.

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DayleD@reddit

Subsidized junk food. Chocolate made for kids, with cocoa beans picked by kids.
Free dairy for the lactose intolerant.

People don't care about kids very much.

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eliseofnohr@reddit

A lot of the time I'm upset by college food.

Then I see this and am reminded as a kid who brown bagged it through grade school that it could always be worse. At least our sausage doesn't look like that 😭

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ParticularAd4371@reddit

it looks like a big oddly shaped cookie taking a shit

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YxngSsoul@reddit

Shit's bussin. The return of chocy milk made my MS/HS experience complete

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itsinthewaythatshe@reddit

Prison food is so much better 😋 bro I got Otis Spunkmeyer muffins and fresh fruit, and on weekends scrambled eggs and anal.

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Icy-Personality5419@reddit

Were you scrambled eggs doggie style?

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Hyderite@reddit

Proves how school is worse than prison.

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cherrybombbb@reddit

crazy that they’re still feeding kids the same shit they fed us in the 90s/2000s 😂

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Simple-Man-7358@reddit

I don't know but that apple juice brought back so many memories seeing it.

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Oh_Martha_My_Dear@reddit

I swear to God every time I ever got one of those carton juice drinks they were frozen.

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The00Taco@reddit

I've not had carton apple juice only the plastic mini can thing. How is it in a carton? Carton chocolate milk slaps

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AstronautHuge3991@reddit

Thought that was a chocolate chip cookie

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While there's plenty of shitty school food that I have nostalgia for (like pizza and hamburgers) I really miss steak fingers. The best shitty food school lunch provided especially when gravy was involved

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EngineeringSad4145@reddit

Haven’t been in school in forever but I’m pretty sure I had better.

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ClerklierBrush0@reddit

Kids are allowed to eat this?

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angrytreestump@reddit

If their parents put enough money on their lunch card, yeah they’re allowed to buy it— and eat it too!

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taylorthestang@reddit

Not only allowed, it’s a privilege!

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angrytreestump@reddit

Well they have to pay for it, but yes it’s a privilege to have a public school to go to where kids’ parents pay for them to eat this garbage as one of their meals for 5 days of the week. That’s 5 meals that the parents don’t have to make themselves!

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olivicmic@reddit

My thoughts are that I want to a massive increase in funding to public school meal programs so that they would not be fodder for this sub.

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TomatoWitty4170@reddit

Our breakfasts consisted of a bagel SLATHERED in butter and a bottle of iced tea.

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mmeeplechase@reddit

Uh… the milk looks decent! 😅

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BodegaMouse@reddit

It's a single-celled protein combined with synthetic aminos, vitamins and minerals. Everything the body needs.

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cylongothic@reddit

Believe it or not, jail

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klee1121@reddit

The sausage and the muffin look like they have the same texture….

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