Duality of Leaf and Bong
Posted by AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 58 comments
Posted by AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 58 comments
xXHalalManXx@reddit
>still having a royal family
Dan_Backslide_III@reddit
>still having a royal family
>still basing your government on a royal family that lives a continent away
tabascotazer@reddit
VPN’s are the bane of the internet
IAmMadeOfNope@reddit
You can just set the flag as whatever you want, lurklet.
BringBackSoule@reddit
without vpn, didnt it used to be only your country flag or some meme flags like kekistan or nazi
Ghant_@reddit
Can't even use a vpn unless you pay the membership, tho sometimes I can get thru with mullvad servers
WillNotFightInWW3@reddit
I'm a leaf, and I approve the bongs message.
thermitethrowaway@reddit
I'm a Bong, and I approve the leaf's message.
_Rook_Castle@reddit
The fat UK retread is right tho, the only Queen Canada has now is Trudeau.
zuppa_de_tortellini@reddit
Troodon is a better royal because he’s done black face
P0pt@reddit
i'd be shocked if none of the currently living royalty have done black face, it's just doubtful there would be anyone with access to the pictures
thermitethrowaway@reddit
A simple Google of "prince harry in a nazi uniform" yields results. Given how German his step father is, I guess he's just reverting to type.
Kief_Bowl@reddit
He's Cuban royalty
Syreet_Primacon@reddit
Canada will just be absorbed by the US
sseetharee@reddit
Would not mind it. Maybe we can stop paying fucking double for everything you guys do. We also come with a fully trained slave workforce already hard at work, used to being exploited and will live 25 to a 1 bedroom. Only good for coffee pouring really but oh well.
Efficient_Star_1336@reddit
The Alberta-Saskatechewan-British Columbia bloc is ripe for assimilation into the American South. They yearn for guns, Confederate flags, and yeehaw.
Master_Shopping9652@reddit
Efficient_Star_1336@reddit
The joke is that the Confederate flag has become an international symbol of making libs pissy.
TMWNN@reddit
Americans think that Canada is full of super-leftists (and there is no shortage). But were Canada a part of the US in 2016, Trump would have won AB, SK, and quite possibly enough of the GTA (the parts that loved Rob Ford, and as "Ford Country" has repeatedly won the province for Doug Ford) to win ON, the province most resembling MI/WI/PA, the three states that Trump unexpectedly won the election with.
Efficient_Star_1336@reddit
Yeah, absolutely. Trucker convoy made Canadians men in the eyes of burgers - we see our friends to the North, now, and they await liberation.
Tommy2255@reddit
Look, we can annex Canada if you want, but annexing Canada from the North end of the country to the South is gonna take some extra effort. I guess we could ship you down the Mississippi. If you start to hear something that sounds like Quebec, you're in Louisiana and you've gone too far.
shangumdee@reddit
We don't want it. Maybe Alberta but the rest is just a liability with dinosaur corporations and an economy based of artificially real estate (somehow worse than US) and a mass immigration ponzi scheme (also somehow even the worse than US open border policy)
johndoev2@reddit
People who will die if Britain is nuked:
Pierce Morgan
Andrew Tate
King Charles III, the pedophile
Alex O'Connor (the Hitchens wannabe)
Richard Dawkins
The people who made PRIME energy drink (Logan Paul and KSI included if the missile is timed properly)
Liz Truss
Jamie Oliver (chef who can't cook)
John Oliver ( comedian who can only tell 1 type of joke)
Master_Shopping9652@reddit
John Oliver works in the US.
IHaveABrainTumour@reddit
My boss. No more work.
acart005@reddit
I thought for Canadians and Aussies that the King was REALLY only a figurehead. Basically the equivalent to a mascot at a sports game.
LLMprophet@reddit
60% of respondents against Charles being recognized as King of Canada
sleepingjiva@reddit
Tommy2255@reddit
That's not a contradiction. It's true that he's the king of Canada, and it's true that he's a pedophile. Canadi-anon never said otherwise.
Cypekoscypek@reddit
Hii, I may be uneducated. How is he a pedophile?
IHaveABrainTumour@reddit
All rich people are nonces
UserInside@reddit
Let the French deal with the king and queen.
"Ah ça ira, ça ira. Les aristocrates au lampadaire ! Ah ça ira, ça ira. Les aristocrates on les pendra !"
cumblaster8469@reddit
Ew a frog.
UserInside@reddit
Why you call yourself "cumblaster" while still being virgin ?
TheRadishBros@reddit
The U.K. isn’t that much smaller than France geographically
Scasne@reddit
UK is less than half (243,610 sq km Vs 551,500 sq km) with population almost the same (67.4mil vs 64.6 mil) gets a bit more crazy when you go for just England as well London (northern shithole that it is) has a similar population (9.75 mil Vs 10.5mil) than the other 3 countries combined (England 130,279 sq km with population of 55.98mil).
leedade@reddit
I'd become a rare Brit overseas survivor
cumblaster8469@reddit
Not for long
leedade@reddit
No 4chunners are managing to get into China to come find me
cumblaster8469@reddit
-_-
Think again.
leedade@reddit
None can afford a plane ticket
AutoJannietator@reddit
I would hunt you down.
Pitiful-Lock-6848@reddit
No country for old men but erase the "for old men"
theBrineySeaMan@reddit
Imagine thinking any Canadian actually cared about the king dying if the world went to nuclear war.
bluddingsmace@reddit
Ah, the eternal struggle between nature and relaxation! Leaf for one kind of high, bong for another. Balance is key, my friend.
mynamejeffyesi@reddit
net positive to society if they hit Birmingham
Yelebear@reddit
Think of all the Pakistanis
Plaineswalker@reddit
Bullshit. India the gained independence from UK in 1974. So by extension it's population centers also gain independence.
CapitalistVenezuelan@reddit
In any situation where the UK gets nuked the last thing any of us will worry about is 4chan
zekeybomb@reddit
Yeah everyone else wpuld be too busy celebrating
sharkMonstar@reddit
incels need 4chan to go after the world as we know it ends wiping out the internet killing 80% of the population the rest starving to death in nuclear winter
canacata@reddit
If he drops one nuke on London it will be analogous to the post Roman collapse of Britain. Groups of barbarians on the outskirts (Scots) will survive and Germans will colonize the rest.
sink_pisser_@reddit
One nuke to Israel and it's all over
shinigamixbox@reddit
At least they're not Australian. Brittards still let semi human trash roam free in London. Even Britain has standards apparently.
squishles@reddit
you'd think the brit would know the difference between saying "the king" and "their king"
TheNewOP@reddit
Canadanon can still hate his own king and hope that Charles gets nuked
Deanzopolis@reddit
Unironically the king does less for Canada that he does for the UK Canadanon is onto something
BtownBlues@reddit
Most literate Indian in Canada