My wife’s attempt at making a banana cake
Posted by Ninersfan49@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 303 comments
Posted by Ninersfan49@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 303 comments
Lucy-Bonnette@reddit
I mean, I hate anything banana, so I’m alrwdy turned off.
MrsVivi@reddit
Sausages under a pancake
whatsthataboutguy@reddit
"Eat a bag of dicks"
EcstaticMolasses6647@reddit
This does look like a Louis CK joke…
Ninersfan49@reddit (OP)
I swear on all that’s holy that there isn’t a single sausage on that plate
Ok_Channel_9831@reddit
I have questions. Did she look up a recipe or just wing it? Does she know the bananas are typically on the inside or did she just give up and throw the bananas on a plate with whatever that is?
Ninersfan49@reddit (OP)
Lol, the idea was for the bananas to be cooked while in a caramelized glaze and then the cake batter poured over top. Then you flip it over after baking. I think part of our issue was the batter was made too thick and had to be scooped into the pan, moving the bananas around.
EcstaticMolasses6647@reddit
She usually serves dessert like it’s a bowl of soup?
AssociatedFish555@reddit
FYI … what you described is an upside down cake recipe. Just cut the bananas then pour batter on top. Then it won’t look like a pissy Medusa 😊
SmellieDuckling@reddit
Stop it. Pissy Medusa is fucking gold.
Commercial_Ad8438@reddit
Honesty it looks like it still woulda tasted pretty good
Talullah_Belle@reddit
“Looks like”
kitylou@reddit
It does not
EcstaticMolasses6647@reddit
You need a food processor and a year of baking and home economics classes from a professional.
Last_Friend_6350@reddit
Not to worry. Not every recipe works out well.
I’ve used the same banana bread recipe for 10 years now.
I tried others before finding it and was never happy with the results. The one I have now works perfectly.
It’s just trial and error.
Simmi_86@reddit
Looks like a toad in the hole
Last_Friend_6350@reddit
That’s what I thought of first too!
thinly_sliced_lemon@reddit
Are they human fingers?
EcstaticMolasses6647@reddit
Call the police!
Sorrelandroan@reddit
Maybe try mashing the bananas up next time? Just a thought…
reikipackaging@reddit
even a rough chop would be much better
Last_Friend_6350@reddit
Toad in the hole.
zoidbergsdingle@reddit
Toad in the hole
terrorcotta_red@reddit
Yeah, a whole mess of them!
Room_Temp_Coffee@reddit
What horrendous recipe are you people using that calls for throwing in whole fucking banana?
Graucsh@reddit
They are mildly penis
fiklas@reddit
Having some banana chunks is actually pretty nice and it keeps it juicy. But throwing a whole banana in is stupid, yeah
Ninersfan49@reddit (OP)
The intention was to have them sitting on top in a caramelized glaze which you could then cut into, I guess. Things went horribly wrong, lol
Tikiboo@reddit
Okay next time slice in half and line the bottom of the cake pan, top with batter, so when it inverts it will have the bannana where you want them
freya_of_milfgaard@reddit
If you have a Trader Joe’s near you they have a Caramelized banana upside down cake recipe on their banana bread box that is out of this world.
canadian_guy801@reddit
If there is a Trader Joe's near them, I'd drive her there, wait until she exits the car, and then drive away.
Last_Friend_6350@reddit
This made me laugh out loud!
dtwhitecp@reddit
this picture should illustrate exactly why certain cakes are make upside-down
PoetPsychological620@reddit
also the bananas are sliced that makes a huge difference from a whole ass banana 😭😭😭like i can go with the lengthwise sliced banana but not the 𝓌𝒽ℴ𝓁ℯ 𝒶𝓈𝓈 𝒷𝒶𝓃𝒶𝓃𝒶
_mully_@reddit
Yes. How would have OPs recipe ever worked???
Last_Friend_6350@reddit
I have seen recipes with bananas on the top but they’re usually sliced lengthways so the weight of them doesn’t stop the mix from rising.
Mysterious_Health387@reddit
If it's still yummy, who cares what it looks like. S'not like u r serving that at a fancy restaurant.
SCVerde@reddit
juicey cake 🤮
Only on fucking reddit.
Scifig23@reddit
Pudding, she made pudding. Just put it in the blender
tacotacotacorock@reddit
Banana bread is plenty moist if you're using ripe bananas regardless if it's mashed or in chunks. Just adds a different texture IMO.
Levangeline@reddit
I don't know who started it, but there was an extremely popular, kind of bougie recipe from something like NYT cooking or Bon Appetit a while ago that called for a whole banana, split down the middle and pressed into the top as a sort of avant garde garnish (e.g. here). It's not the worst, but it doesn't really add anything to the flavour or texture.
I'm guessing that a bunch of lesser recipe developers took that trend and ran it into the ground, so people are now just shoving whole bananas into their bread and trying to make it work.
fenwayb@reddit
it ruins the whole aspect of banana bread which is getting the banana moisture without the nasty banana texture
Ninersfan49@reddit (OP)
lol, some recipe she found on Facebook. Never again
wwwangels@reddit
Let's hope she doesn't take a fancy to all the crappy Tiktok recipes.
tacotacotacorock@reddit
Apparently crappy recipes with whole bananas have been making the rounds on the internet lol. Someone earlier made a terrible sponge cake with an entire banana in it. They said the same thing lol
eyanr@reddit
And why is it so popular on these subs lately 😂
LarenCoe@reddit
I hope you didn't marry her for her cooking...
Futt-Buckerr@reddit
That looks like she served you a bag of ducks. Replace the U with I.
MasterCrumble1@reddit
This is the worst looking food I've ever seen.
Npox@reddit
I know you must really love your wife because yeah you’re risking life and limb being with her so I have two questions.
One: How many times have you gotten sick from her cooking
Two: have you ever been honest with her about it? Or are you just telling her that her food is good. Because if you’re a better cook I think in an honest marriage it’s ok to say good attempt but how about if I get dinner tonight.
Sproose_Moose@reddit
I had a dream the other night that I was offered a pie with sausages, fish and onions. Three things I hate. That looked more appetising than this.
Oct0Ph3oNYx@reddit
Tell her to try doing some muffin with chocoloate banana
erlend_nikulausson@reddit
Are you sure?
OliveTreesWood@reddit
It looks like a crab idk
MrRimmer_BR@reddit
I don't if this was fried, baked or it's just raw
yotussan@reddit
wheres your attempt
Vitruviansquid1@reddit
I really thought this was a meat-related dish with sausages, at first glance.
Skorne13@reddit
Toad in the hole.
Last_Friend_6350@reddit
I’m enjoying seeing that the British comments are Toad in the Hole. I really thought that’s what it was at first.
jsr91@reddit
Looks like it could have been chicken and sausage?
Jonkinch@reddit
I thought it was cat turds.
iluvstephenhawking@reddit
Fingers.
Adventurous_Fail_825@reddit
Those sausages look like 🐛
Appropriate-Pitch694@reddit
Look like a Plate full of dicks.I think I know what your wife want
johnnyfivealive5@reddit
Looks like a steak
Early-Activity94@reddit
Inspired by the that one guy's banana brick bread
Rumplestiltsskins@reddit
Is banna bread a challenging thing to make? How can so many people mess it up so badly.
karrar-2005@reddit
I saw that too yesterday wtf
Adventurous_Fail_825@reddit
Except there is no bananas
Captain_Gnardog@reddit
There is no bananas, only Zuul.
Revolutionary-Ear776@reddit
I showed this picture to two people, and both said it looks like intestines and chicken.
Feeling_Novel_9899@reddit
Well the positive to this is that, it can only get better from here on. 😅
TheFancyFedora_@reddit
Might I ask where the sausages came from?
CriticalLeek7143@reddit
fingers !!!!
dpaxeco@reddit
Cronenberg entered the room and asked for his monster back.
embersgrow44@reddit
Believe or not, straight to jail. Then divorce court omg
CaptNihilo@reddit
Looked like someone boiled a headcrab for a second there
Safe-Sprinkles-5632@reddit
Taste good. Then it don't matter. Least she's trying.
RickGrimes30@reddit
That's a a facehugger..
If you get too close it will attach to your face and force an xenomorph embryo in your chest.. Then get ready for the worst heartburn of your life..
Do not recommend!
Silent_Shaman@reddit
Jesus wept
fac82@reddit
With some tweaking I bet it’d be good bring to a Halloween party
Jimmie_Cognac@reddit
That is possibly the worst looking plate of food Ive ever seen.
I bet it tastes pretty good tho.
buttbanger69@reddit
Thought this was a rotisserie chicken and sausage.
Better-Toe-5194@reddit
Shlong pie
oatmeal_steve@reddit
looks closer to toad in the hole than banana bread
Murky_Historian8675@reddit
They look like severed penises
seemsmildbutdeadly@reddit
Oh the humanity.
HiSaZuL@reddit
Those look like mangled sausages that were stolen from passerbys. Cooked using tiktok recipe... This is just... wrong.
Specialist_Shop2697@reddit
The dicks are all wrong
Gold_Molasses7866@reddit
After seen this I personally want to help her to make a good one
Few_Ad9817@reddit
She succeeded making me anxious and nausea
Sumit7890@reddit
Ur wife should write cook books and sell them on temu
Lower_Fix_8106@reddit
Did you marry a toddler?
leebeebee@reddit
Looks like she grilled a facehugger
AmazingMrSaturn@reddit
It looks like a properly seared steak...
back_to_sr@reddit
Sir, that is a plate of dicks.
TheRainbowDude_@reddit
Giant Maggots eating a turkey
becky2433@reddit
This at 1st glimpse looks like brats from the grill
a_left_out_tomato@reddit
That is some poop from a butt
Opposite-Bug9447@reddit
I thought this was ai generated man what is going on 😭
Optimal_Primary_7339@reddit
Why does it look like sausage cake instead?
CoffeeAndDachshunds@reddit
I think your dog needs to go to the vet.
GumpTheChump@reddit
This is without exaggeration the worst thing that I have ever seen.
lawnboy1155@reddit
Whole bananas in baking always makes me chuckle
UnitedSteakOfAmerica@reddit
It looks like an aborted alien fetus
littlechenin@reddit
No… just.. no.
Unp0pularS0lutions@reddit
I thought those were bratwursts
Murky_Discipline_781@reddit
Thanks for making me more nauseous
TheGOATrises83@reddit
r/poopfromabutt
DieterDringlich@reddit
I first saw fried peking duck.
sleebus_jones@reddit
Enjoy your plate of dicks
ledbedder20@reddit
Is your wife....ok?
JoseMachismo@reddit
What's with all the dicks?
Zootguy1@reddit
quick scrolling and I thought it was a turkey
Popular_Law_948@reddit
Why is everyone just tossing whole bananas into their bakes lately? You know yours supposed to mash them into the batter, right? Lol
cliffomalley@reddit
The sex better be really good
muckers-@reddit
Looks like slimy hotdog and dry chicken
brewberry_cobbler@reddit
So uhhhh…. Has she ever seen a banana cake before lol. What was the recipe?
I’m not being mean, but whenever I see this type of stuff…. Like HOW did you fuck it up this bad? Unless she just didn’t follow anything and just started baking stuff lol
matthewjbk@reddit
Looks like zombie fingers coming out of a grave.
RavishingRedRN@reddit
My dog left something similar to that on the kitchen floor last night after having an upset stomach.
SmellieDuckling@reddit
This made me puke.
leblaun@reddit
Did she roast a chicken by accident
LobsterBoi19@reddit
That's Toad-in-the-hole, a fine British delicacy
Late__tothep@reddit
damn wife
spderweb@reddit
It looks odd, but the colors are right. It probably tastes really good.
Material-Quote-7553@reddit
I’d never thought of having a sausage sandwich using banana bread, throwing it at a wall and then serving it. Interesting choice!
BotherDesperate7169@reddit
Hey look, it's the mind flayer in the last season of stranger things
Cipher_0ne@reddit
Looks like a penises genocide
littleloupoo@reddit
Honestly thought this was an attempt at toad in the hole.
alcoyot@reddit
Ironic thing is I bet it tastes pretty good
MGSmith030@reddit
Something like this….
Oz347@reddit
That’s an attempt alright
harigatou@reddit
is that demi moore at the end of the substance
Ambersfruityhobbies@reddit
This is fucking amazing
Cha7l1e@reddit
I don't believe that is not meat.
Solenya-C137@reddit
Grounds for divorce right there
DimensionBreaker4lif@reddit
😭 oh my god I’m actually gonna be sick
No_Principle8373@reddit
Jesus titty fucking Christ.
Top_Collar7826@reddit
What she hates you so much she turned the banana cake into an eldritch horror on purpose?
Complex_Geologist_39@reddit
Ahhh alien dick bread pudding soup, my favorite.
maltanis@reddit
Sir that is toad in the hole, not banana cake!
Revenga8@reddit
This is the second weirdass "banana bread" I've seen in the last 2 days. Why is everybody insisting on going all avant garde with banana cake recipes all of a sudden. It is VERY well documented how to make a banana bread
whateveratthispoint_@reddit
Did she try?
Herpty_Derp95@reddit
Breakfast Medusa. Congratulations.
farm_to_nug@reddit
That looks like what would happen if you fried up a fingercreeper from elden ring
mnyp@reddit
Lord_Phoenix95@reddit
Holy cooked phallics. How many men did your wife castrate?
Step 1 with banana in any sort of cooked item. Slice or mash.
Crunka19@reddit
Why is there sausage in it
FloppyVachina@reddit
Oh thats not bratwurst and pancakes?
plughuboutletmadcity@reddit
Banana sausages
Scifig23@reddit
Don’t eat it but make sure to encourage her to try again.
iamaanxiousmeatball@reddit
Are you sure shes not trying to get rid of you? Have you talked to a divorce lawyer yet?
UFOpil0t@reddit
It looks like a roast chicken shat out sausages
Embarrassed_Pie6748@reddit
Is she ok?!
Auran82@reddit
That reminds me of Cassandra Novas powers from Deadpool & Wolverine.
teyegurspoon@reddit
Longjumping-Slip-175@reddit
Sausage pancakes
Longjumping-Slip-175@reddit
Sausage pancakes
SMTRodent@reddit
What the melted dildo...
b00gersugar@reddit
Buncha veiny peckers is what that is
_kagasutchi_@reddit
This looks like some sort of mutant crab man. With weird looking penises as legs
LucidEquine@reddit
I thought this was a crappy toad in the hole at first glance.
Thank you for clarifying because I'd never have guessed banana cake lol
CrunchyBeetle@reddit
hey girl what
zpeed@reddit
I thought it was pork chops 😭
Penguinator53@reddit
Sorry but this is a crime against humanity.
Juusie@reddit
The banana brick was definitely worse, but there seems to be a trend of people trying to incorporate whole bananas into their banana bread.
Penguinator53@reddit
That is so weird, what's next whole carrots in carrot cake?😮
Juusie@reddit
Please don't give them ideas
Penguinator53@reddit
😆
PrettyFlyNHi@reddit
r/poopfromabutt
mogwandayy@reddit
Where cake? Where banananana?
Ok-Impress6999@reddit
that looks like fucking meat
YxngSsoul@reddit
Wifey material right there
Annual_Display8477@reddit
I deadass thought that was some fucked up cooked chicken
Tomavogic@reddit
That looks like a bull pizzle with cow tongue and just a copious amount of cinnamon
ready-to-rumball@reddit
Wow this actually made me nauseous. I spent the last two weeks perfecting my banana bread recipe and this was just….hard to look at.
SmokeMoreWorryLess@reddit
Why is everyone putting WHOLE BANANAS in their baked goods?! Y’all are on timeout until further notice.
SeamusMcQuaffer@reddit
That a lot of penisses. Peni, penasiis. Peninninnes. Dicks! That's a plate of dicks man!!!
lostknight0727@reddit
Well... there's a banana and there's a cake... success?
SoupyDelicious@reddit
hory fuk.
dahumancartoon@reddit
r/shitfromabutt
Ya-Dikobraz@reddit
This is how aliens would make a banana cake if all they had for reference was "banana cake". Your wife might not be from here, know what I mean? Check if she eats batteries. Does she always carry around a little handbag and not let anyone look inside?
free2bealways@reddit
I’m deeply scared…for both of you.
Iatemydoggo@reddit
THOSE ARE COCKS
Appropriate_Emu6929@reddit
I would have bet my whole life on this being sausages.
Available_Chair4895@reddit
Wtf is that?
jollierumsha@reddit
Ah. Your wife is like my girlfriend, perhaps. Only cooking experience is throwing things in a crockpot and waiting 6-8 hours to see if dinner is edible.
sirmoanalot19666@reddit
Toad in the hole?
HairyStyrofoam@reddit
Did she even look at a recipe?
sluthulhu@reddit
Y’all and your banana crimes! Those bananas deserve better, macerate them into a gloopy pulp first like a DECENT person
HunnyBear66@reddit
Not to be mean, but, can she read? Recipes are everywhere.
MastaBlasta9000@reddit
That looks like a plate of severed cocks with some soggy ass pancakes dude
MastaBlasta9000@reddit
That looks like a plate of severed cocks with some soggy ass pancakes dude
TheYesExpress@reddit
Please don’t allow them to attempt this again.
unhappy_girl13@reddit
I can’t even… the bananas, the sausages… the penises… I can’t even…
Fun_Intention9846@reddit
She getting her recipes from Germany huh.
shirtzen@reddit
Looks like a catcher's mit full of cooked dicks
Boring-Holiday-7561@reddit
That is a fantastic insult to throw at someone. Hopefully my brain retains that for later use.
Onemoreangel@reddit
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hot-Carrot8514@reddit
Looks good to me lol
Money_Ad9595@reddit
Lol! She'll get there! Nice attempt..
Pye-@reddit
I'm sorry but that looks like a weird platter of penises.....
marmite1234@reddit
Buncha dicks onna plate
UnholyHunger@reddit
So do you want the shaft or the head?
Karnakite@reddit
It looks like something pulled out of a death-by-dick autopsy.
Numerous-Olive-3146@reddit
A bunch of freshly mutilated penises 🤢
ExistingBread9702@reddit
Looks more like british breakfast
LibraryOk5137@reddit
It would taste better without the sausages baked in there.
copperboominfinity@reddit
I’m sitting here belly laughing at this and my husband is half asleep wondering what I’m cackling about 🤣 I said “this is why I refuse to try to bake”
enchiladasundae@reddit
Not sure where the banana cake is but looks like she cooked the breakfast sausages well! Cooking them into pancakes is a little weird but I’d try it at least once
Slight-Oil-7649@reddit
Not gonna lie, I thought I saw fingers before I read what it was lol.
reikipackaging@reddit
this is the second bread and banana creation I've seen in 24 hours, where great care was taken to leave the bananas whole. weird.
is this a common error? are there beginner level recipes that call for whole banana for some reason? what is happening here?
PaleontologistOne64@reddit
I'm gonna guess she did not look at a step by step process and only made it based on the ingredients listed....
TamarindSweets@reddit
Looks like a banana and a dino bug somehow had an offspring and then your wife killed it.
Drenaxel@reddit
Looks like pork chop and sausages somehow?
AgentOrange131313@reddit
Toad in the hole?
ServantOfKarma@reddit
Dude, I-I-I-I-I guess just throw it in a blender and just mash it together by hand like a meatloaf.. I-Idk.. Fuck..
ServantOfKarma@reddit
What in the mother FUCK happened?!
jbqd@reddit
My stomach is hurting
Reginamus_Prime@reddit
That’s someone’s organs
PuzzleheadedBag7450@reddit
Theres def bananas in there
SquidsInABlanket@reddit
It reminds me of the hand monsters from Elden Ring…
watch_again817@reddit
How did it taste?
Toochilltoworry420@reddit
It’s like the swamp from the lord of the rings with dead penises instead
CharZero@reddit
Based on reddit, we have a serious societal problem emerging, which is people putting whole ass bananas in baked goods.
Ajadah@reddit
Seriously, this is what, the third time in a few days? Is this some new plague?
BigDogDaBeast314@reddit
ryanpm40@reddit
Why does it look like your wife just sprinkled a bunch of cinnamon sugar on top of a pile of dicks?
NeighborhoodNew3904@reddit
I'm sorry but this looks like a plate of cooked dicks
Molotov320@reddit
Plate of dicks
mmeeplechase@reddit
Did it taste good, at least…?
DesignerTex@reddit
Is that a HAND in there?!?!?!!??!
Doneifundone@reddit
The "caramel" looks like blood too 😭 this looks like a platter of raw meat (?)
Safe-Pilot7238@reddit
I thought this had meat in it then I realized it was bañas
Interesting-Cup9214@reddit
The banana is not even split, or sliced. (Ballsy move). I don't even know. I never took this long to try and process something
wwwangels@reddit
You have found your people. That is practically the poster child for shitty food porn.
SuperSaiyanSkeletor@reddit
I would fuck with this.def with some coffee food
MURMEC@reddit
Thought it was steak & sausage
Sea-Composer4558@reddit
Should probably drop her back off with her parents if possible maybe text them a picture of the cake and see if the can fix what the made.
ThatsRobToYou@reddit
I thought this was a pork chop at first.
limonhotcheetos@reddit
Okay literally thought was a weirdly shaped lamb chop
ReturnPositive1824@reddit
Zoomed out and scrolling past this, I 100% thought I saw human fingers coming out of that.
Zealousideal-Door350@reddit
Looks fit to eat
zekethelizard@reddit
Looks like something I'd be forced to eat in resident evil
NewLife9975@reddit
Thought this was a whole roasted chicken on quick scroll
iku-enixel@reddit
Oh it's uh...sure something!
llcdrewtaylor@reddit
I hope you told her it looked great and you ate a piece and smiled. If not, good luck!
Wapiti406@reddit
Thought this was Toad in a Hole. Legitimately looks like some kind of British dinner.
knt1229@reddit
How did she manage to get that unique shape? What kind of baking dish did she use?
MuchBetterThankYou@reddit
This is like the fifth post I’ve seen today of a cake or loaf with entire banana just thrown in. Did some shorty TikTok recipe go viral or something? MASH YOUR DAMN BANANAS
Penchimako@reddit
Whoa 😶
whoaismoi@reddit
Huh??????
CursedGarbage@reddit
Imagine working a help desk job or something and some dude tells you to eat a plate of dicks and this is what you come home to
iluvstephenhawking@reddit
Good Halloween dish. Looks like dead fingers rising from a grave.
notseizingtheday@reddit
I don't get this banana trend.
Fabulous-Stretch-605@reddit
Some people just can’t bake
keIIzzz@reddit
are those sausages?
efilby72@reddit
That belongs in mildlypenis
LizM75@reddit
I’ll have some.
sarahafskoven@reddit
Wat
Huwabe@reddit
Oh lordy!...😐
Enrico_Tortellini@reddit
EngagedInConvexation@reddit
Klingon mainstay.
reese_pieces97@reddit
This is like the third banana bread fail I’ve seen this month. It’s like the easiest dessert to make wtf?
puffiiee@reddit
oh my god
SquidFetus@reddit
Looks like a microwaved trilobite.
Plagudoctor@reddit
looks like toad in the hole. oof
Mellow_Zelkova@reddit
This is the banana cake equivalent of a failed human transmutation from Fullmetal Alchemist.
Pitch-forker@reddit
OP you could post this same picture with the title cornbread and sausage without raising an ounce of suspicion.
jaquan123ism@reddit
what happens when you blindly follow a recipe without understanding baking as baking is different than cooking baking in a science
Lizrael48@reddit
Cocks, they look like cocks!
griz719@reddit
Well...as a chef...I love that she's not recipe dependent..but that looks like a fucking shit on a plate.
Spice_Cadet_@reddit
r/piopfromabutt holy shit dude
sleepyroosterweight@reddit
Penis loaf
Shamus-McNasty@reddit
literallylateral@reddit
How did she get such a nice sear on those penises?
Professional-Big-584@reddit
Bless her heart 😅
dalouisskewey@reddit
Severed penis cake lolllll
BodegaMouse@reddit
Mangled-Hand Cake
LonerEevee@reddit
Congratulations, you have somehow created a meat pie!
Bluberrypotato@reddit
I have so many questions, but I'm not sure I want the answers 😆
CoffeeOMG@reddit
sohcordohc@reddit
Is it a cake made of banana? Or a cake with banana accenting it? Or banana pancakes? It looks like a deconstructed cinnamon roll. Did it eat like a banana cake? Or was it a smile and say thank you type of deal?
scezroni@reddit
NO!!
fucccboii@reddit
man wtf
MrSKELETON0147@reddit
At first glance I thought this was steak
Emergency_Ad_3656@reddit
Interesting take on a banana cake……
tattoosandbows@reddit
Can’t deny it’s banana
DoubleDeckerz@reddit
Looks like a bastardised Toad in The Hole.
Hard pass.
grumpydeinonychus@reddit
Did you force her to make it?
Ninersfan49@reddit (OP)
I did not. Tried helping her make the carmelized topping, so it was a joint failure
grumpydeinonychus@reddit
Ah. Should post in r/mildlypenis too, imo
Some_Distance_8964@reddit
Bro thats sausage and steak
Ninersfan49@reddit (OP)
I wish it was, could’ve been edible. That’s just bananas and dough
TequieroVerde@reddit
Is it banana season?
Fit_Garden_4909@reddit
Looks like a zombie digging it's way out of the dirt 🧟
Will2LiveFading@reddit
I'd still eat it just to spare the wife's feelings.
Ninersfan49@reddit (OP)
lol, she wouldn’t let me. She took one bite and threw it out
eulynn34@reddit
So... uhh... what are the sausages for?
Sprizys@reddit
I thought this was meat
thegiukiller@reddit
They're on their way, buddy. Sit tight, we'll hit her with the bead twice. You hut the deck, and we take the shot. Nice and clean, no one gets hurt ever again.
HelmutFondler@reddit
Toad In The Hole is asking for Mr Bisto Best.
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