Let's be honest - Electing an Orangutan as President would probably ease tensions.
Posted by HumansOne@reddit | Libertarian | View on Reddit | 30 comments
SolidSnake179@reddit
I'm tired of seeing the tensions conveniently settled without justice.
aknockingmormon@reddit
Someone told me a turnip would be a better president than Donald Trump. I said "it would be better than kamala too. Because it would just leave everyone the fuck alone"
NoradIV@reddit
Americans need to vote for a 3rd party.
minedsquirrel70@reddit
America might as well not have a third party at this point. It’s so rigged and controlled that we just bounce between the two and they can put up whatever shitbags they want.
IceManO1@reddit
That’s defeatism! Where’s your get out the vote for third party! We got this internet at our fight tips should be easy to get enough votes behind a single great candidate.
minedsquirrel70@reddit
Should be, but the media won’t support it, they’re in the perfect place to control both sides and they wouldn’t give it up for some political diversity.
IceManO1@reddit
Wish they would oh well guess it’s Trump vs the Kamala then… at least one has rum 🍹 in there name
Heard one of them will legalize this herb.
PsyopSurrender@reddit
Nope. It's either corporate slut with a script or circus elephant for us. I hate this country with so much passion. The media conglomerates need to all go to prison in one feel swoop. That would at least make things easier.
IceManO1@reddit
Are you in charge of a vast po po force to do this?
ConscientiousPath@reddit
ORANGE APE BAD!!111
IceManO1@reddit
Zoidberg good!
DravenTor@reddit
If joe Biden can be president, anyone or anything can be president. It just goes to show that the unelected bureaucracy is running the show now.
PsyopSurrender@reddit
Why the fuck are you being downvoted by shills in this sub? Dude was literally weekend at Bernie's, and he had like 3 different lookalikes at various times doing his job, which was just to read off a fucking script.
Literally, anything could be a president. A fucking tomato could have been a president.
IceManO1@reddit
With the backing of the legacy media a cartoon named Zoidberg could be president.
DravenTor@reddit
Hahaha! Yup.
IceManO1@reddit
I vote 🗳️ zoidberg! So it’s Orangutan vs Zoidberg , where that rapper guy with his vote or die campaign?
robbzilla@reddit
That's no mere president... That's a King!
FishTank61@reddit
Elect both of them and make them live together in a small DC apartment
BR1M570N3@reddit
Half the country would be mad for no other reason that the orangutan is orange.
rhbast2@reddit
Colored sunglasses for all!
wtfredditacct@reddit
I was going to make a joke about the last two being the same picture, but you beat me to it
rhbast2@reddit
It really works well: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-human_electoral_candidate#:\~:text=The%20goat%20won%20%22by%20a,elected%20mayor%20of%20Talkeetna%2C%20Alaska.
deadzip10@reddit
Biden already dropped out though …..
Wot106@reddit
But Clarkson is ineligible...
WhatTheDucksauce@reddit
The sequel to Dunston Checks In: Dunston Gets Elected
dbudlov@reddit
Elect nobody!
Nobody will save us Nobody has our best interests at heart Nobody will fix the economy
Nobody 2024!
UUUEEEAAAAAAAA@reddit
Hear me out, down syndrome president.
ChaoticEvilWarlock@reddit
Orangutan :
1 - Will not start new worthless wars
2 - Will not approve new crippling regulations
3 - Will not confiscate guns from American citizens
4 - Will not increase taxes
(...)
Best politician ever!!!
HumansOne@reddit (OP)
Human always hate other human.
But human always love orangutan.
The whole world will love America again.
Love_Avis@reddit