my boyfriends sandwhich
Posted by sarahvancee@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 28 comments
arugula, green onion, and homemade big mac sauce on white bread. it was …interesting. not the worst, but interesting.
itsinthewaythatshe@reddit
Is that leaves and big mac sauce?
sarahvancee@reddit (OP)
i mean it does say what it is in the caption
itsinthewaythatshe@reddit
Fuck me it's actually big mac sauce 🤣
thenotjoe@reddit
Bro called salad greens “leaves” lmao
sarahvancee@reddit (OP)
not even salad greens it’s literally just arugula lol
thenotjoe@reddit
Arugula is a salad green
sarahvancee@reddit (OP)
exactly. singular green. not plural.
thenotjoe@reddit
Chives is green
sarahvancee@reddit (OP)
there’s no chives on this.
thenotjoe@reddit
Green onion, my mistake. Chives is green onions. Green onions is green
sarahvancee@reddit (OP)
homemade version but yeah lol
bobmystery@reddit
That's just a salad with large, un-toasted croutons.
sarahvancee@reddit (OP)
basically lol
Gnarlemance@reddit
Looks like a gas station sandwich but even shittier. 😹
sarahvancee@reddit (OP)
lmaooo for real
TrixeeTrue@reddit
I’m sorry Sarah but that is the worst. Drop him immediately and date chefs instead 😑
sarahvancee@reddit (OP)
LOL funny thing is he’s actually a head chef / back of house manager, we’re just low on groceries 😂
TrixeeTrue@reddit
Nope. Tell him that should be seasoned croutons pan toasted w olive oil over greens drizzled w russian dressing. He doesn’t love you Sarah! 🫤 /s
sarahvancee@reddit (OP)
hahaha when he came out i was like dude why didn’t you just make a pb&j how did you come up with THAT 😂
immei@reddit
Just make a salad by frying the bread to make croutons 😭
sarahvancee@reddit (OP)
lol i guess that coulda been a thing
immei@reddit
Just make a salad by frying the bread to make croutons lol
PitifulDurian6402@reddit
Someone gave your boyfriend his foods food
sarahvancee@reddit (OP)
hahahah
Blind-idi0t-g0d@reddit
Throw some chicken on that sumbitch and now where talking.
RetroSwamp@reddit
*sadwich
sarahvancee@reddit (OP)
LOL agreed
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