ULPT request: Got a cell phone number of a guy who lives in a tent and spends his time harassing women including leaving them abusive voicemails. What can I do?
Posted by Dr__House@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 79 comments
I can 100% confirm it is his number, and this predator 100% harasses women. I even know the color of his tent, and his rough location along with his cell number.
Realityvoidx@reddit
Post his number on here
Dr__House@reddit (OP)
wouldn't that be against some sort of rule here on reddit though?
Realityvoidx@reddit
Sir this is Unethicallifeprotips
Dr__House@reddit (OP)
I understand that but there are still rules here on reddit.
KoomValleyEternal@reddit
No! He’ll learn about piss disks 😳
TheDon110@reddit
Wait’ll he learns about poop disks
Joshuapocalypse@reddit
Chris Raab should know the proper laxative dose to achieve this.
NoLimitRolling@reddit
This, we’ll get him lmao
sparkchaser@reddit
Not unethical but you should encourage these women to file police reports.
Unethical: drench his tent in Fox urine.
BatFancy321go@reddit
yeah, post on nextdoor that this happened to you, you want to know who else this happened to because the cops are doing nothing.
The lot of you should physically go into the nearest police station and collectively file your reports so the cops know this is a recurring problem. ask to speak to a desk sergeant, that's like speaking to a manager.
you could also go the religious harassment route - tell the annoying evengelical types that this man needs jesus and he's starving and he used to be one of their members but he's falling to satan. Mormons, baptists, jehovah's witnesses, prolly not scientologists but i guess it couldn't hurt (they just want money), hari krishnas, any other annoying cult types who take anyone
You don't say where he's located so it's hard to advise you on sensory harassment -- put up lights, play loud music, etc. Search this sub for advice for homeless harassment. Know that getting him wet is the nuclear approach -- homeless people who can't get dry can get serious illnesses (infection, pneumonia, trench foot, MRSA, sepsis) and even die.
Some cities have a homeless task force. Do a google or call your health department or police non-emergency number. Say you've seen him lighting fires for warmth/cooking, there's poor sanitation and it stinks of shit, there's garbage in/around the tent, as well as the criminality you described in your post. Tell them to send two MALE social workers and police backup, if possible. Say if they don't do this, you'll mail them piss disks.
Dr__House@reddit (OP)
very well thought out advice. Thank you.
DivideThroughZero@reddit
how do you obtain fox urine?
likeCircle@reddit
You can buy it at Cabela's or Bass Pro Shops. Or probably online. People use it to deter pests.
Covert_Admirer@reddit
Does it work against rabbits and other foxes?
likeCircle@reddit
I tried it to repel squirrels from my attic but didn't work.
DivideThroughZero@reddit
yeah, thx. I am an idiot for not thinking about hunter shops
ArcyRC@reddit
When I worked at an amazon dump we'd ship boxes of fox and coyote urine all the time. The stink oozes right out of the bottle, somehow.
lxraverxl@reddit
Well, first you have to obtain a squirrel.
DivideThroughZero@reddit
this sounds like a small sidequest that in the end takes longer than the main quest
Covert_Admirer@reddit
Probably the equivalent of the exotitcs challenge in Red Dead Redemption 2.
Publius82@reddit
Quick 20 minute adventure
SantosFurie89@reddit
In and out?
Renway_NCC-74656@reddit
If you're adventuring right
lxraverxl@reddit
But it's the fun we had along the way that matters most.
mmmmmarty@reddit
Any sporting goods store
MaybeTheDoctor@reddit
Here: https://www.amazon.com/Southern-Snares-Liquid-Tinctured-Essence/dp/B07B4L3WSW
sparkchaser@reddit
You buy it online or at a local outdoor store that sells hunting supplies.
StrivingToBeDecent@reddit
And toss a few Piss Disks inside for good measure.
whatsbobgonnado@reddit
why are these multiple women not blocking the phone number of the random homeless dude that they gave their phone number to?
Dr__House@reddit (OP)
Apparently voicemails can still get through.
magseven@reddit
I have to ask. How do you know any of this and how is he getting their numbers?
Dr__House@reddit (OP)
Reported to me by multiple female friends, I've also heard some of the voicemails.
Affectionate-Pipe330@reddit
No you don’t have to ask. This is unethical life pro tips.
ZanzaBarBQ@reddit
Hide a dead hooker in his tent and call the police.
MaeWest85@reddit
This is unethical tips not illegal tips. Hide a live hooker in his tent and call the police.
MaybeTheDoctor@reddit
It is not illigal if you get them from the dead-hooker store
Relevant_Theme_468@reddit
But is it the west coast's LARGEST dead hooker store? No? Thought so...
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Background-Pear-9063@reddit
Depending on your jurisdiction that might be pimping
54sharks40@reddit
The guy already lives in a tent
ShadowNick@reddit
Douse it in vinegar or piss disks
lore_mipsum@reddit
And fuck his dad
DogToursWTHBorders@reddit
Fuck him In the tent.
ImprovementKlutzy113@reddit
Fuck his Dad in his tent.
Ne0n1691Senpai@reddit
put another tent next to his, then start squatting in his when he leaves, making it a double-wide tent.
DIY-pancakes@reddit
Fire
TheDon110@reddit
Its the only way
AdSalt9219@reddit
The oil from a can of sardines will attract animals - including bears - from a mile or two away.
KryptikAngel@reddit
Post the number here
HansMick@reddit
whatever you do, observe him afterwards so he dont take it out on some random women
Stevemcqueef6969@reddit
Open the tent door and throw a bee hive in there
Xaq_Man@reddit
tell the woman not to give their numbers to dudes in tents? geez these introverts are too soft..
SantosFurie89@reddit
I'm legit wondering how tent guy has women's numbers.. Here I am with a whole house and no women's numbers.. Or at least ones I'd even want to harass...
morallyirresponsible@reddit
Call the cops, it could be a mental health issue. If that’s the case, cops don’t know how to handle it and will probably shoot him dead. Problem solved
SantosFurie89@reddit
If he is black, this is a guarantee
AcesSkye@reddit
Post an add on craigslist for a gloryhole meetup and put his # on it
Jemeloo@reddit
Better yet, post something great for free but must text first with his number
SantosFurie89@reddit
Free tent. Located near xyz.. Text me for more details (I an hard of hearing, if no answer, please call or keep trying me)
tilldeathdoiparty@reddit
The white knight to save the daaaayyyyy…. Simpin ain’t easy
Skyblacker@reddit
Report him to the police? Seems like a pretty easy win for the department.
-tacostacostacos@reddit
Piss disk in the tent
Well__shit@reddit
Buy a toilet paper roll and a red glow stick, cut out menacing eyes.
Get a cheap speaker and play weird predator like noises on it near the toilet paper roll at night
Hell be scared shitless
TheDon110@reddit
Start taking pictures of him and his tent, make sure to get a lot, preferably over time until you have a decent sized collection, then start sending him a few pictures of his tent and himself every once in awhile, when he blocks you, use someone else’s phone to send more, or you can get right to the point and set fire to his tent, this doesn’t work very well if he resides in the woods though, if thats the case then you can just steal the tent
Skeggy-@reddit
Scissors. Go cut up his tent.
StrivingToBeDecent@reddit
Report him to the phone company.
pricemoney88@reddit
Find one of those multiple quote websites for car shipping put his number in there they’ll blow him up or the good ol free goats just call people go wild for free goats
NoLimitRolling@reddit
Give us his number
SURFcityUTAH@reddit
💯
Z6L6P6@reddit
Oh no he will buy a new sim card with new number for one dollar. Rape his ass
Fire-Nation-17@reddit
Pour a strong solvent on his tent and watch it melt
AntHoneyBourDang@reddit
Let him cook
micahjava@reddit
Write on the tent as he will still have to use it.
Tell local leftist charities if they exist in your area. They might stop helping him.
Go inside the tent and steal any shoes.
Poke small holes in the top of the tent.
Steal the nails securing the tent.
Reconsider if this is something you should do as this man is already in a dire situation
Lvl81Memes@reddit
Sign him up for political campaign texts and donation texts. Extra points if its pro women messaging
Jurakhan@reddit
A car, like a hammer can be a tool or a weapon…choose wisely…
adv-play@reddit
These ppl telling you to physically approach this man are going to white-knight you straight to the 10pm news. “Bro is unhinged, yeah go do things to his tent!” Fuckin morons. OP you should leave him alone. Report him if you’re so inclined but don’t listen to these “badasses”.
SneeKeeFahk@reddit
Yea, fuck with the guy living in a tent with nothing to lose. That can't go wrong.
lynivvinyl@reddit
Cover his tent in pig blood.
lynivvinyl@reddit
Tell a bunch of bears where he lives.
Hating_life_69@reddit
Put a girl on.
riiil@reddit
why do you need to do something with his phone number when you can just slash the tent every time it rains?