Working at a pizza place, and I don't know why, but this snack goes HARD
Posted by tehweave@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 147 comments
It's literally just two pepperoni, and two pickled jalapeños. But for some reason the combo of salty/vinegar/spicy/fatty is so good.
Dyecraze@reddit
The heartburn special
AwkwardInmate@reddit
Fat, salty, maybe summer sweetness. Hits the brain and tells you to eat more. Good food engineering, that's it.
MrAngryBeards@reddit
I do livestreams on Twitch and at some point I was eating spicy stuff whenever people supported the channel somehow, as a funny incentive for people to keep supporting I guess heh one time I had the idea to try this out and I can confirm: it goes hard frfr. This is actually glorious
kpdan09@reddit
Bro jalapenos and pepperoni are my fav two toppings too
--Luna--Fae--@reddit
I microwave pepperoni for 1 minute in 1 layer on a paper towel. I put jalapenos and banana peppers on some. Delicious, quick little snack.
AshamedRazzmatazz805@reddit
Drop a dime size drop of heated plain cream cheese between the pepperoni and jalapeño and prepare for blast off 🚀
I worked at a pizza place and this snack I still make 15 years later. We called them scooby snacks back then. We used Genoa salami but pepperonis will do too
Spite96@reddit
Hear me out, wheat thin, cream cheese, pepperoni, and a jalapeño slice. It's so good!
OddFiction94@reddit
Put the pepperoni through the oven first to make them crispy 🤤👌🏿
pastoolioliz@reddit
I would do a wannabee lunchable. Pepperoni, sauce and some cold cheese.
ln_gnome@reddit
Try it with a bit of cream cheese. I like salami and peppercinis with it
mongmight@reddit
That ring ain't ever coming off my tubby friend lol.
Lucky-Willow-9058@reddit
You’re gonna have the hottest burps in town and it’s worth it.
isthisyournacho@reddit
Do this snack right bed or bed if you want to wake up to acid volcano
tehweave@reddit (OP)
Probably on both counts.
Ask_bout_PaterNoster@reddit
Why taste your food once when you can taste it all evening?
Ezl@reddit
Oh yeah. I do that on triscuits - pepperoni and jalepeno. Often with cheddar. Even though it’s just “cheese and crackers” I can effortlessly make a meal out of it.
lilpoopsik@reddit
add some honey!
Codemonky@reddit
My goto snack from Jack in the Box in the late 80s:
One triangle half-slice of cheese that they use on the tacos + a pickle from the burger station, and 3-4 fries making a taco with the cheese of the shell.
I still crave them today.
ImmaculateWeiss@reddit
Also my favorite topping combo in general
WatercressOld6845@reddit
Thought it was a jalapeño
tehweave@reddit (OP)
I like banana peppers, but I need something spicy.
sluttycokezero@reddit
Add a pineapple piece on top. Pepperoni, jalapeño, and pineapple is so good. Salty, spicy, and sweet
SickestNinjaInjury@reddit
Add blue cheese if you're feeling crazy.
LonelyNixon@reddit
Banana peppers come in spicy varieties
HauntedCS@reddit
I'd even argue they are spicier than jalapenos when it is the spicy variety.
ThePaddysPubSheriff@reddit
I think they're breeding the spiciness out of jalapeños like they did with the bitterness in Brussel sprouts, gotta appeal to a wider audience
MomsSpagetee@reddit
It really depends...they can be all over the place in my experience. Some aren't much heat at all and others have brought tears to my eyes.
HauntedCS@reddit
That does make sense. Some people hate the spice of a Jalapeno, but it has such a distinct flavor that is really hard to recreate.
ThePaddysPubSheriff@reddit
Yeah they're great for flavor, there's a million ways to make food spicy, but only one way to make it jalepeno flavored
BillyWeir@reddit
I think a spicy jalapeno beats a spicy banana pepper but i don't disagree completely. Both peppers have stupid variability, I lean towards the jalapeños because not spicy banana can have overpowering flavor to me, while not spicy jalapeno taste like candy.
Chris19862@reddit
Bruh I got some spicy ones by accident the other day and shat fire for 2 hrs
ItsPhayded420@reddit
Pep+Jal+Parmesan before the bake, has always been one of my go to's. So good.
vikingsarecoolio@reddit
Sneak some pineapple in with that combo next time. One of my favorites.
Tankeverket@reddit
and you choose jalapenos?
big_duo3674@reddit
I served my 5 years at a pizza place a long time ago, jalapeño-peperoni-anchovy is now my hands down favorite drunk pizza
ThreeCansOfSpam@reddit
Add some cream cheese!
MF_Doomed@reddit
And some bread!
ThreeCansOfSpam@reddit
A cracker. Tiny raw pizza.
HighbrowUsername@reddit
And my axe!
Zoloista@reddit
Not all will agree, but pineapple-- that sweet/heat/pork combo is bangin’
yaredw@reddit
Pineapple + jalapeno + bacon, let's go
NoiseIsTheCure@reddit
YES this is my go-to Domino's order. On pan crust for that thicc goodness
sjbennett85@reddit
sixthmontheleventh@reddit
I am okay with pineapple if it is dried up and caramelized a little but I prefer thinly apple and ham. For me it carmelizes better and adds a bit more tartness.
milleribsen@reddit
I enjoy Hawaiian pizza plus jalapeno.
Top-Internal-9308@reddit
Pineapple and sausage or pineapple and pepperoni is my absolute shit.
HitCreek@reddit
Pineapple, bacon strips, banana peppers
PeachSnobbler@reddit
Pepperoni, jalapeños, and breakfast bacon is top tier combo
EverythingBOffensive@reddit
I always liked that papa johns gives u those when you order a pizza. idk if they still do but that was fire
GlitchyMarlin@reddit
It’s called a “hot American” in some parts of the world
Late_Stage-Redditism@reddit
pickled banana pepper or jallies on cheddar is the combo of the gods
Lord_Phoenix95@reddit
Add a lil bit of sauce and cheese and it's your new favourite snack.
MABfan11@reddit
New snack item added to the menu
LusterDiamond@reddit
At Domino's I do boneless chicken piece with pineapple and jalapenos. So damned good.
Bloe_Joggs@reddit
I worked at a pizza place a couple years ago. They asked me if I wanted anything at the end of the shift and I said to make me what ever. They asked if I liked pepperoni and jalapeños and they brought me back a large pizza drowned in jalapeños. You couldn’t even see the base it was that covered. Had to call in sick the next day
SignificantPeach69@reddit
i add like a drop of garlic parm sauce with a sprinkle of parm 😂
tonebone85@reddit
Can confirm. Pizza maker back in 2004.
DesignerTex@reddit
Even better when.....IT'S ON A PIZZA!!!
beets_or_turnips@reddit
yeah but you don't have time to make and eat a whole pizza for yourself when you're busy making pizzas
tehweave@reddit (OP)
Truth
Apexx86@reddit
This post activated my acid reflux
ushiroper@reddit
Your fingers say no
ModestMussorgsky@reddit
Put a piece of pineapple on there and we're really cookin
darkdraagoon@reddit
That pineapple need to be grill
argentumsound@reddit
DUDE. You're stealing my snacks!
Another great snack is just licking the knife or a fork or whatever implement you used to fish the jalapenos out of the jar.
The spicy pickle water GOES HARD!
DryReport3001@reddit
Not a bad combo
Visual_Mycologist_1@reddit
There's a pizza chain near us that had extra spicy pepperoni as like a limited time special. It was so popular they made it a regular topping.
the_odinsonfury@reddit
Add a small drizzle of honey my friend
6e6963655f776f726b@reddit
10% of your daily sodium, all flavor.
dicks_akimbo@reddit
It’s because you’re stoned
airmanv@reddit
Pepperpepperonni
KierkeKRAMER@reddit
Spiced meats are treats as old as time
uncertainusurper@reddit
Typical worker snacks.
007meow@reddit
Add in a little sauce and heat and you’ve got yourself a pizza
ButtholeQuiver@reddit
Smash it up, mix it with Mountain Dew in a pot, you have a stew going
DaffyDuckOnLSD@reddit
JordynHarley@reddit
I can totally dig it.
mikonamiko@reddit
I used to do this but I'd pinch cheese between them.
jimmytickles@reddit
Fat salt and vinegar. Fire
schmitzel88@reddit
OP discovers Midwestern pickle rollups and is amazed
Who_said_that_@reddit
Your skin looks unhealthy
ayeyeye@reddit
Hold my Tums
MayaTamika@reddit
You gotta put one of the pepperonis on top and make a jalapeño sandwich
Cigi_94@reddit
Why are your fingers blue? Is that normal for you ?
izzxpopz@reddit
Just missing a little cream cheese
kerelberel@reddit
Now you know why we like meze
oatmeal_steve@reddit
i used to eat those all the time back in the day, also goes hard with some cold shredded mozz
mint-star@reddit
Oh God yes
WiseSpunion@reddit
Because, vinegar and meat+fat
therealjoe12@reddit
Salty, vinegar, fatty, savory is the best and if you put a little cheese in there it's even better!
cornbeeflt@reddit
I liked green peppers and blue cheese in my day. Not sure I could rock that nowadays
King33Two@reddit
I like pepperoni, mozzarella, and pickles all at once. And yes, the pizza place I worked at 2 years ago had pickles because it was part of our house salad.
mog_knight@reddit
You discovered umami. Grats!
SpaceMan420gmt@reddit
Used to work at Olive Garden. I would make/sneak peperoncini breadstick mini subs, dipped in the OG Italian dressing 😅
an_edgy_lemon@reddit
Pepperoni + Jalapeños is a top tier topping combo. With a little ranch, it’s in a tier of it’s own.
jmanly3@reddit
I always get jalapeños on my pepperoni pizzas, it’s a great combo 🤌🏼
roughdraft29@reddit
WHERE'S THE CHEESE??
RecordStoreHippie@reddit
Dip it in Caesar dressing, or creamy garlic. I used to stuff a pepperoncini with bacon bits and dip it in Caesar dressing. So much flavor it makes your eye twitch a little bit it's so good.
Mindful_Teacup@reddit
Worked at Subway as a teenager,, used to take a scoop out of the tunafish and some of the bacon strips and eat it like chips and salsa. So good
Padgetts-Profile@reddit
I don’t like pepperoni that much, but I used to do the exact same thing every time I would walk by our pizza station at a bar I used to work at.
docterwannabe1@reddit
Little Caesar's?
budgeavy@reddit
Funny, I worked at a shitty spaghetti chain and my favorite snack was broccoli and their 1000 island dressing. I enjoy seeing the strange things we eat when we are under the same walls for too many hours/days with the same food.
WichitaTheOG@reddit
Got ya fat, salt, heat… perfection
Ok_Contribution3031@reddit
Hell yeah. I personally like the banana peppers and salami combo
EverythingBOffensive@reddit
I love both, recently ate a jar of jalapenos like they were pickles. My ass didn't like it though.
Own-Okra-9190@reddit
heart burn snakx
ryanpm40@reddit
Orengey brown pepperoni?
97v300@reddit
Looking at those floors, thats gotta be Dominos 😂😂
StrengthBetter@reddit
This, a bit o cheese, something for a crunch (lettuce), slight sauce, inside a tostito? goodness
CurlySquareBrace@reddit
A mozzarella ball and a cracker of some kind, Ritz or club perhaps, a good combo this would be
AHumpierRogue@reddit
Chef discovers flavor combos, world awed.
barontaint@reddit
actually all four, there's sugar in jalapeno pickle brine, so he factored in sweet also
amateur_mistake@reddit
Plus the sugar that is in the peppers themselves...
Frightful_Fork_Hand@reddit
If you think everyone working at a pizza place is a chef you’re going to be sorely disappointed by the pizza.
DjackMeek@reddit
They definitely weren’t being serious.
tehweave@reddit (OP)
shrug
CD274@reddit
Don't worry you got called a chef!
MalnoureshedRodent@reddit
Don’t forget heat!
JanaCinnamon@reddit
You gotta try this with sucuk. It slaps.
lordaskington@reddit
I recently paired little fried chicken bits with pickle slices and dipped it in a little mayo-- GODLY, especially when you were as high as I was
CheGueyMaje@reddit
Salt fat and acid, that’s why
NightmareTycoon@reddit
Pepperoni, jalapeño, pineapple pizza is my go to
Foxy_locksy1704@reddit
My old roommate’s favorite topping were Jalapeños, pepperoni and pineapple. First time he ordered it I looked at him like he was crazy. I don’t know why but that combo totally works it’s got a good mix of sweet and heat.
alextastic@reddit
There's nothing uncommon or strange enough about this to be considered shitty, people eat these things together all the time.
mai_tai87@reddit
People eat pickled jalapeño and pepperoni like an hors d'oeuvre all the time? No they don't.
gottwolegs@reddit
So conflicted. Drooling but also my stomach hurts just looking at it.
QuadraKev_@reddit
try putting it on a pizza
Classic-Exchange-511@reddit
Throw shredded cheese on and grill them into potato chip like snacks, they're bangin
InSearchOfTyrael@reddit
I'm sorry, but... duh...
aBeaSTWiTHiNMe@reddit
Working in a bar and grille type place, my go to kitchen power snack is a tomato slice, some Chipotle aioli, a bit of pepper and some bacon. Sometimes I'll sub the tomato for a pickle slice, or the chippy for some other sauce.
I call them bacon buddies.
Holoafer@reddit
Jalapeño and pepperoni is so good.
BRAX7ON@reddit
Needs a shot of marinara and a little bit of mozz on top. This is the way.
Adventurous-Action91@reddit
Pepperoni and banana pepper Bacon and jalapeno
Weird_Yam6398@reddit
What's nice about this snack is that it's free. You just have to pick the toppings off the pizzas before they go in the oven.
Bumpercars415@reddit
One of my favorite pizzas is called a Dirty Hawaiian. Ham, Pineapple and Jalapeños. Especially on deep dish Chicago pizza where the toppings are flipped.
cannonslax9@reddit
Add a blue cheese crumble or two and you’ve got my go to back when I was slingin dough.
snackynorph@reddit
Yeah dude this combo slaps. A little mozz and perhaps some balsamic glaze and you can just flavor bomb yourself
opalsilk@reddit
Squeeze a little bbq sauce in the jalapeño holes, gg
seXJ69@reddit
Add a little cheese with it.
I put them on a tray and cook it for like 30 seconds to melt the cheese. It's yummly
D_dUb420247@reddit
Mmm I use to love these. Add some mozzarella and dip it in the sauce. Perfecto.
prestidigi-station@reddit
I didn't look closely, and for a hot second I thought
Lifewatching@reddit
This post gave me acid reflux
wabbott82@reddit
Heartburn
SlimTeezy@reddit
Acid, fat, salt, heat. this bite is basically the Avatar
Hot-Tone-7495@reddit
I loved working at the pizza spot I did. I was front of house and my brother worked the kitchen so I would just say pepperoni and he understood the assignment. I loved my pepperoni snacks and I’m not even a fan of it on pizza lol
abcdefkit007@reddit
Fr moved to ny from az and brought this combo home on vacation one time and blew everyone's mind it's a near perfect union w the cheese involved
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