Anon unlocks a new skill

Posted by redditsucks84613@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 8 comments

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ExtremelyModerateMan@reddit

Bloodclat!

Learning Jamaican patois is a skill I'm unironically trying to learn. It's pretty fun, ngl.

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Timpstar@reddit

Finally, lust-provocing text instead of image.

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EventOverwrite@reddit

I thought it was going to be sad, but well it's at least a bit better than that

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Greeny3x3x3@reddit

fake: anon has a gf

doievenhavetosayit: anon actively thinks about his granpas ballz when masturbating

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When writing fiction where everything is possible and there are no limits to your imagination. How does OP come up with a story of long ballsack grandpa? Or is the entire story just around the fiction that OP claims to have a girlfriend instead of getting topped at church?

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StobbstheTiger@reddit

Considering that pee is stored in the balls, Anon's grandpa must be an absolute firehose. I bet when he pisses, Japan has to reform its nuclear energy policies.