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No-Manner-3514@reddit

Love the avocado curtains and dill pickle skylight

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ThisCarSmellsFunny@reddit

It’s a current trend. I don’t know why it started, but for the last couple of years I’ve seen it more and more. I hate it, it’s stupid.

Some people claim it’s so you know it has pickles on it, but that logic doesn’t make any sense, because then everything should be on top.

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AahAaahAaaah@reddit

You’d know it has pickles on it if you literally just read the menu- it just sounds messy to put them on top

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G37_is_numberletter@reddit

It’s like they’re saying “see all this extra space? Think of all the meat we could fit in there!”

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MeesterMeeseeks@reddit

I would bet anything originally there was a fan of sliced avocado that raised the bun, and after sales dropped and the opening cooks left for better jobs, this is what we're left with

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Gloomy-Restaurant-42@reddit

This is a f*cking embarrassment to vegan cooking.

I'm not vegan but I've eaten at several veg/vegan restaurants in my life because good ones are creative and flavorful.

This burger is offensively lazy and I would be ashamed to serve it to a dinner guest at my house, to say nothing of serving it to a paying customer.

PS Upvoted

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walleater@reddit

Makes me think the chef hates vegans lol

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While most places have something Vegan on the menu, they cannot be fully Vegan cause there will be a lot of cross contamination and before you say "just don't allow it" we do try our best to minimise cross contamination as that's our first priority when creating food.

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gb-stylee@reddit

What are you on about? It’s not an allergy lol

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vanillamonkey_@reddit

As a vegan, I can tell you cross contamination doesn't make a food not vegan. I don't want to spend my money on animal cruelty, that's all there is to it. As long as you don't specifically include animal-derived ingredients or cook with bacon grease or something, it's vegan.

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TateAcolyte@reddit

Nah man, don't you know that real vegans walk around in bubble boy suits to avoid any incidental inhalation of animal particulate

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vanillamonkey_@reddit

Every time my dog allergy is triggered, I flog myself with a cat-o-nine-tails (made with vegan leather, of course)

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Lanoris@reddit

Cross contamination doesn't mean it's not Vegan.

It's a difference between cooking a Vegan burger on the same flat top as a non vegsn burger and then using bacon grease fo cook said Vegan burger. Most don't expect a non vegan restaurant to be 100% no cross contam, just that they aren't purposely putting animal products in the vegan products.

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Dysfunxn@reddit

Don't need to look. Any chef with principles hates vegans.

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broccoleet@reddit

This is exactly why I only really go to fully vegan restaurants as a vegan. Most chefs in normal restaurants just don't have the skill/creativity needed to make something worthwhile that's vegan - usually just a sad and lazy replacement option.

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Jamiecakescrusader@reddit

While this is true, most of us will still try to give them a good dining experience, not this sad display.

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Verun@reddit

Like what, no sauce? You can’t vegan mayo or ketchup it up? It looks so dry and sad.

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breachofcontract@reddit

You can say fucking on reddit

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drowse@reddit

I had a vegan chicken sandwich (and I’m not vegan) today at a spot in Austin that was excellent and didn’t look anywhere as dumb as this. This is just pretentious

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Lena-Luthor@reddit

where'd you go?

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drowse@reddit

Rebel Cheese!

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Julescahules@reddit

Rebel cheese is SO good

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AppropriateTouching@reddit

You're allowed to say fuck on reddit.

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veganricotta@reddit (OP)

Offensively lazy is the best way to put it. I’ve been vegan for 10 years, and this was hands down the worst looking burger I’ve seen. When the waiter put this in front of me, I just stifled a laugh.

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MediumCommunist@reddit

Is the bun as dry as it looks? Cause it looks atrocious, you should've laughed.

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veganricotta@reddit (OP)

Oh it was definitely dry. Not unbearably dry, but I think I was already bracing myself.

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Whooptidooh@reddit

Please send nonsense like this back next time. This is atrocious.

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SousVideDiaper@reddit

Just say fucking

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CactusOrchidSandwich@reddit

Vegetarian here, I would be soooo mad if this was set in front of me for $19

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gravityryte@reddit

Didn’t know Gordon Ramsey was on Reddit

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IAmColiz@reddit

Username checks out

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anavirin@reddit

I hate tall burgers. Stop Scooby-Dooing sandwiches!

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thenotjoe@reddit

NO SAUCE?!

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ParsonsTheGreat@reddit

gif

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RARface@reddit

Still using that shit lettuce…

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childfreebcim14@reddit

It looks dry

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WietGetal@reddit

I like the empty space between the avocado, really lets it settle in that you fucked yourself over for a burger that doesnt even cost $5 dollar to produce (for the restaurant)

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TopGoon420@reddit

They elevated the bun, duh

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Tututaco74@reddit

Oh it’s elevated alright .

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Logical_Astronomer75@reddit

That isn't vegan

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leandroabaurre@reddit

That's is not structurally sound at all. Some one should alert them and evacuate that building asap!!

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adamttaylor@reddit

Where is the sauce?

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doctorbeers@reddit

The architect should be fired

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TopAir6264@reddit

What dogshit presentation

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redsalmon67@reddit

That's a frozen patty from a box that probably cost less than $1[

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LarenCoe@reddit

Despite the stupid presentation, I would probably still eat that, but not for $20.

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HairyStyrofoam@reddit

Bruh wtf is that

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Dmau27@reddit

That's pretty stupid.

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MatchTop5364@reddit

Who would pay 19$ for a vegan burger that looks like @€&#?

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xotyona@reddit

Take the pickles off the top and just sliiiide 'em on in that gap.

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fuckyourcanoes@reddit

If the burger needs a stick to hold it together, it's too damned tall. What the fuck were they thinking? How would you even eat this?

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Whooptidooh@reddit

That would get sent back immediately.

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cptbil@reddit

It is "elevated dining" because now you can feel superior for eating it, and be sure to tell everyone.

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GeshtiannaSG@reddit

Do vegan sauces exist?

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Ralkkai@reddit

I mean, ketchup and mustard both exist and a lot of companies make a vegan mayo. Pretty much all chili type sauces are gonna be vegan too.

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Lord_Abyessal@reddit

You'll never be able to buy a home if you keep eating that much Avocado,maybe you need assistance at Wu-Tang Financial.

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MargeryStewartBaxter@reddit

Old Dirty couldn't make it today but he sends his regards

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Little_stinker_69@reddit

That does look like a full avocado too.

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JBlair462@reddit

We'll work with you to devise the best plan for you and your fam.

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Tis_I_Hamith_Sean@reddit

Diversify your bonds

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JakeFromStateFromm@reddit

Protect ya portfolio

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manderderp@reddit

Avocados are for the children.

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Dronk_Mullet_Trustus@reddit

I think op is fine. It’s only when you put avocado on toast that you go broke, according to Bloomberg.

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SCVerde@reddit

But, did they toast that bun?!

(From the looks, no)

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ParticularAd4371@reddit

i dunno about not buying avocados, but not spending $19 on a fecking burger might be a start.

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ImReallyUnknown@reddit

Especially in those contemporary restaurants in cities** THOSE ARE THE MOST EXPENSIVE!!!

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Inevitable_Regret339@reddit

I dub thee the Gazebo burger

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Acceptable_Change963@reddit

$19 for any food would be a steal in Seattle where I'm from

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LamveeLC@reddit

Was just in Seattle and most restaurants were like $25-35 for a basic sandwich and small side. I have no idea how you guys afford anything.

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dortsly@reddit

Notice how skinny everyone is?

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corntorteeya@reddit

This might just be the new “don’t move here, it rains a lot”

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rdldr1@reddit

When you get a vegan burger, that's what you deserve.

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misstiffie@reddit

Hahahahahahahahahaha that is awesome

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Beneficial-Fig-3041@reddit

Bro if you want a burger eat a fucking burger. I like vegan food but you don't see me making a cube of ground beef to then call carnivore tofu. Like why dress something up as something else then be confused when it's expensive it cost money to put makeup on honey.

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Spare-Plum@reddit

This aint even a vegan patty. This is definitely meat. Look closely. OP lying to get more upvotes

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K16180@reddit

99.9% sure that's an impossible burger right out of the freezer.

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Spare-Plum@reddit

Have you had an impossible burger? The texture is much more homogeneous and resembles hamburger meat a lot more than a steak

https://www.houstonfamilynutrition.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/Screen-Shot-2018-08-19-at-7.34.17-PM-770x1024.png

This one doesn't look like ground beef or ground impossible burger at all. It looks like a cut of steak. You can see the rendered fat and sinews

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K16180@reddit

Exactly, why grind up flesh and shape it into a none animal shape? On top of that why season that flesh with plants???

If you can't see the texture of the flesh what is even the point?

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RearAdmiralP@reddit

I eat meat, but I also like fake meats, including fake burger patties. There are fake sausages that I like better than meat sausages. If it tastes good, who cares what it's made from? I would totally be interested in tofu made from meat too.

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JessePinkman-chan@reddit

Man who the hell cares. It's the "boneless wings aren't wings" debate again like the only difference it makes is terminology so who gives a shit if it's called carnivore tofu or vegan burger or whatever. It's just words.

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LittleBunInaBigWorld@reddit

There's lots of reasons somebody may be eating a vegan burger, but that's not the point is it? It's so easy to make a vegan burger delicious, but the arsehole who assembled this monstrosity worked hard to make it unappetising.

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mongmight@reddit

Orders vegan burger

Wait this isn't like a burger.

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vere-rah@reddit

Avocado should never be load-bearing wtf

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TJ-CountSudooku@reddit

Surely you meant loaf-bearing

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RichiZ2@reddit

r/angryupvote

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MajorAcer@reddit

When you hire an architect and get a chef 😭

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Easy-Concentrate2636@reddit

But who’s going to elevate the burger then?

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ChicagoAuPair@reddit

Inga: https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c32aaaa5-ea20-4074-9df3-acf23ff2e2d1#-ypdlGsE.copy

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kahran@reddit

The audacity is what elevates it.

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Perroface562@reddit

God

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KamikazeFox_@reddit

With a lettuce foundation to boot

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0bxyz@reddit

That’s what they meant by elevated

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lingophile1@reddit

Geez I thought it was lettuce until you said that; equally confusing and strange!

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Happytogeth3r@reddit

That there's a structural avocado.

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sharts_are_shitty@reddit

This comment is why I love Reddit.

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okiedokie666@reddit

Seriously..... What da fuck is that?!?

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Slap_My_Lasagna@reddit

Jet fuel cant metal avocado beams!

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easewiththecheese@reddit

It's an elevated dining experience as advertised.

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Aggravating_Kale_987@reddit

r/brandnewsentence

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PureAction6@reddit

Well played 😂😂

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Ok-DrunkAF@reddit

Please tell me you asked for a refund and left this shithole

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veganricotta@reddit (OP)

You’re gonna hate this… We paid and tipped, and then the machine spat out the itemized receipt. I then saw there was a 4% surcharge fee already applied for our table of 3.

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Duke_of_New_York@reddit

4% surcharge fee

..For what, though?

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Ok-DrunkAF@reddit

Oh you poor poor soul.

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mai_tai87@reddit

Plus pain and suffering. There's not enough avocado to combat that dry ass bread from going down like fiberglass.

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thatguyonfire240@reddit

Not good avocado either, how is it hard enough to hold up the bun like that?

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flopflapper@reddit

…soft avocado can hold a bun, and with the stick it has even less lifting to do. How heavy are your burger buns?

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shortskirtflowertops@reddit

They're made of condensed mayo and freedom

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SCVerde@reddit

Do you make them yourself because I'm gonna need you to drop that recipe, right now.

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One-Pea-6947@reddit

I dunno, I like a certain variety of avo that is called Bacon (not kidding) that is firm yet supple in a difficult to describe fashion. Shit is way better than standard hass. I've only seen them in Mexico, maybe we can get them in the states I don't know.

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sarin_sunshine_95@reddit

I've learned if a restaurant has the word "modern" or "experience" anywhere in the description that I should stay far away. This looks like straight garbage, I would have sent it back without taking a bite.

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jay_hiro_@reddit

Why are the pickles outside the burger 😭

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Sanquinity@reddit

You know...I recently decided to give "vegan burgers" a try again. I accidentally bought vegan burgers instead of regular ones for a barbecue with the family. And I thought "well, I'll give them a try at least. Maybe they've improved vegan food over the past 5 years." They were supposed to be "cheddar vegan burgers".

They were dry, the texture was off, and about 3/4 of the taste was just cheddar. So, conclusion; No...no vegan meat replacements have NOT managed to improve over the past 5 years. As a meat lover, meat is still the way to go if you want anything meat related. So called "replacements" don't even come close.

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ChocolateShot150@reddit

As another meat lover, you’re just wrong lmfao. You have to try good ones, not just any random ones. The beyond ones and the impossible ones fuck, they taste incredibly close to meat.

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daversa@reddit

You tried one brand 🤷‍♂️. I eat meat and I still think Impossible and Beyond patties are both perfectly passable burgers at this point. They're not going to "fool" you but they're pretty decent.

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Sanquinity@reddit

But that's the thing. Unless they manage to "fool me" I'm not going to give up meat for vegan options. Ever. Call me horrible all you want, but I like my meat too much. (Though I did reduce my regular meat intake by reducing the amount of meat I put in the food I cook by about 1/3.)

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Quiet-Neat7874@reddit

Why do some people hate flavor.

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Huge-Vegetab1e@reddit

If you pay $19 for a burger you deserve whatever you get

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SpitefulBitch@reddit

What was the patty made of? Might just be my sleep-deprived eyes but that looks like real meat

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PJRama1864@reddit

This looks spitefully built.

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Mhill08@reddit

Cooking is meant to be done with love. Not like this.

Not like this.

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twodogsfighting@reddit

That's not a burger. That's A Henge.

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littlelordgenius@reddit

Scrolled waaay too far for this. I was thinking they should have Spinal Tap do their commercials. They could add shark sandwich to the menu as well.

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jaquan123ism@reddit

straight playing in your face

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ThrowAway-6150@reddit

Is there more avocado under the lettuce?

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DieZiege1337@reddit

Why are the pickles on TOP of the burger?!?!?!?!?

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maxru85@reddit

The top bun is elevated, though

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enviropsych@reddit

Good thing they created some airflow between layers. You wouldn't want to eat a warm burger. Smart. Smart.

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birdsrkewl01@reddit

Idk what I'm more upset about. The pickles on top or the poor fanning of that avocado

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Ringo-chan13@reddit

The bun looks awesome, everything else gots to go, dead cow needs to come in...

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horrescoblue@reddit

This looks like its flying away

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Maelorus@reddit

Elevated in the sense that the chef is completely high.

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Medical_Rate3986@reddit

🤢🤮

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danktt1@reddit

They aren't wrong, they elevated the price!

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Charlesian2000@reddit

Is that a pretend meat patty?

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Spare-Plum@reddit

Nah this is a real slice of meat. I've had a ton of both and this is definitely seared a cut of steak. No vegan patties look like this, even the most realistic looking ones

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Charlesian2000@reddit

I thought it was, I was thrown by the title stating “vegan”.

I’ll cook a good juicy steak tonight for dinner.

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Prime624@reddit

Someone brought their kid to work and let them play with your food. They made a tower with dubious structural integrity.

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Hopeful__Historian@reddit

Oh god 😅😂

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SMTRodent@reddit

Beige aesthetic.

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UnitedSteakOfAmerica@reddit

$19 for an impossible burger an some sliced avocado? Tf is going on here lol

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SingingSabre@reddit

This is a pathetic excuse of a hurger

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Bitter-Fishing-Butt@reddit

the patty itself looks fine, but I can think of many other things that belong on a burger before avocado and the stem of lettuce

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clumsysav@reddit

I know the cooks are mad af every time someone orders this abomination

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reorem@reddit

Did you order a megatater with your bagazebo?

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oopsie-mybad@reddit

Pickles nicely pinned to the roof, where enjoyed bestly

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namepuntocome@reddit

That is 100% some kind of meat? Zoom in, look at it. Idk why everyone saying something similar is getting downvoted, what kind of vegetable, tofu, bean, soy, or even fake meat looks like flesh, has this texture, and sears like that? The restaurant made weird a mistake, or OP isn't sure what 'Vegan' really means?

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AsleepInteraction882@reddit

This burger looks miserable. Its crying out for help.

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blueberryfirefly@reddit

the stick being visible between the bread and patty is killing me 😭

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veganricotta@reddit (OP)

The gap in between was probably the best tasting part.

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TruthSalt2122@reddit

That’s the worst way to put avocados on a burger. When you hold and bite it. Everything slides out.

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veganricotta@reddit (OP)

After the first bite, everything fell apart so I had to fork-and-knife the rest of it 🙃

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CasualObserver76@reddit

You couldn't pay me enough to put something like that in the pass. No fuckin way.

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dijonandgone@reddit

“Elevated dining”

Lit like a Highschool cafeteria

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HeyManItsToMeeBong@reddit

I wouldn't even pay $19 for a regular burger

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UntestedMethod@reddit

Looks like a frozen burger patty to me.

In Canada burger prices are up around the $25 for a quality level that varies wildly from one restaurant to another. Sadly I've been to way too many restaurants that serve the same or lower quality crap than what OP posted. It's been getting more and more difficult to find places that serve half-decent food any more... At least in the small towns of western Canada.

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Spare-Plum@reddit

This aint a vegen patty bro.. this is a cut of steak guaranteed.

Never seen a vegan burger like this out of the hundreds I've had, but this looks absolutely like a cut of steak from the hundreds I've had. Either OP naive or trying to get attention

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throwtheamiibosaway@reddit

That does look like a vegan burger patty. There’s so many out there and i’ve seen very similar ones.

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LaughingLow@reddit

Dry ass no sauce having limp vinyl fake cheese sad burger

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KittyClawnado@reddit

Why is it so threatening? I feel like it's going to sprout crab legs and skitter towards me.

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Spencur1@reddit

The Fuck

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Muggle_Killer@reddit

You can make a way better vege burger at home for like 1/4th the cost

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sohcordohc@reddit

That’s definitely not worth 19$ and the presentation is even worse. Was it good at all? What made that worth 19$ to you?

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ShooterOfCanons@reddit

The "lettuce" looks like cabbage 😡

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DanielReign@reddit

That's the worst thing I've seen.

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Sea-Wash7005@reddit

That looks like the kind of food my food eats...

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ryanl40@reddit

That "elevation is being held up by the price and that avocado.

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MC_Piddy@reddit

I work in a kitchen and if I played something like this I would be fired on the spot.

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DampBritches@reddit

r/burgertootall

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KORZILLA-is-me@reddit

That’s so sad, and it’s not even because it’s vegan! That is a depressing presentation.

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dpersonalizedskizoid@reddit

Gross lol

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FaroutNomad@reddit

Why order a burger if you’re vegan? Everything about a burger is inherently not vegan. Just order some nice delicious cooked veggies and rice. Hate when people order imposter foods and cry about i.t.

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lingophile1@reddit

This looks like some doug denning illusion? If you take away the lettuce does the bun continue to hover?

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ExcitingStress8663@reddit

Bun looks dry, the whole thing looks bland as fuck.

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Solumne@reddit

Lmao pickles on top of the bun and all... what an asshat burger build

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Little_stinker_69@reddit

This is terrible. Why is the avocado like that? It’s not gonna be spread evenly. Feels really lazy.

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Dream_Queasie@reddit

what the hell is this

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ShesATragicHero@reddit

Just no.

I love interesting and new burger things. But no.

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fatjolina@reddit

Someone working in the kitchen was certainly “elevated” when plating that

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MrE134@reddit

Would smash

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louielou8484@reddit

I laughed so hard..

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dangolyomann@reddit

A little lettuce trickery like this I'll accept because the cronch, but the avocado is a bridge too far

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Next-Serve-2@reddit

I wouldnt even pay $0.19 for that atrocity

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Accomplished-Union10@reddit

That’s what you get for being vegan

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Spare-Plum@reddit

This DEFINITELY aint a vegan patty man. Look at the picture closely

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Accomplished-Union10@reddit

It looks like a steak, which is weird lol

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Spare-Plum@reddit

That's what I'm saying. It's got sinews, rendered fat, blood on the interior. I've had a ton of vegan patties and steaks and none of them look like this. I've also had tons of cow steaks and many of them look like this

If they actually were able to recreate a steak that looks 100% like cow meat then yeah it's worth the 19$. Otherwise I think OP was confused into thinking it's vegan, or is misrepresenting the post

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XigbarTheRevenant@reddit

Send it back

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Able-Contribution601@reddit

I can only assume that there is someone VERY disgruntled working in that kitchen for something like that to go out.

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explicitspirit@reddit

They ain't wrong, that top bun is absolutely elevated.

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Estrellathestarfish@reddit

It's hard to know where to start, but I'll go with the bread. The vast majority of bread is vegan, why is the bun a sad approximation of bread?

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Albatross1225@reddit

Wtf lol how fucking stupid is this presentation. Whoever put this together doesn’t cook with love and that’s probably about the worst sin of all.

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Dagger_of_Revan@reddit

In their defense you thought paying $19 for a non-meat burger was a good idea

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12ValveMatt@reddit

20 bucks for fake meat!? Y'all are crazy

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TchaikTheGoat@reddit

That patty looks like a hockey puck

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Spare-Plum@reddit

This is guaranteed not a vegan burger, it's a steak (likely a cut of filet mignon or strip) that's been seared and put in a burger. Either OP is very naive about what's vegan or is just lying

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Ya-Dikobraz@reddit

Avocado makes it $19.

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Exotic_Pay6994@reddit

your first mistake was ordering a vegan burger.

The presentation and the condiments are just a further confirmation of your poor decision.

I bet the cook hated cooking that as much as you hated eating it.

If you don't want to eat meat, own it and just do that. Stop trying to replicate it, even vegans hate it.

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mtinmd@reddit

Laughing at the avocados holding up the bun...lol

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Real_Road_5960@reddit

Reminds me of a shitty vegan restaurant in old town Tacoma where TWO slices of toast with (costco supplied pre-smashed) avocado and a slice of tomato was $15.99...yeah for two pieces of damn toast. A chia seed (more like bird feed) bowl was $17.59 for about 9-10 ounces of "food". And their organic lemonade (also poured out from Costco two pack of lemonade) per small glass was $5.99.

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Jerome2232@reddit

That looks awful.

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netflix-ceo@reddit

r/veganfoodporn

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alextastic@reddit

That's the stupidest looking burger I've ever seen.

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OkBarnacle6383@reddit

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Unlikely-Ad-1677@reddit

Bun looks dry af

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--------_-__-@reddit

it's only $19 because you were willing to pay $19 for it.

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btbam666@reddit

Please let us know where this is so we can all avoid it.

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VAisforLizards@reddit

Elevated bc you must be high to purchase this

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lucky-squeaky-ducky@reddit

I can get better produce from the supermarket. Even that bun looks sub par.

And so dry. So, so dry. I’ve never seen avocado look like leather before.

The lettuce isn’t even a good type. Who eats iceburg lettuce in a fine dining experience? It tastes like water.

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CharlesLeChuck@reddit

I don't know that I've ever seen a more poorly constructed burger in my life. I would feel personally attacked if I was served that.

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DanJDare@reddit

I don't get restaurants anymore. At no point should kitchen staff be happy to send that out.

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LiteVolition@reddit

It’s a $3 funny patty with $2 of avocado. Seems right.

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Fizzy-Odd-Cod@reddit

If someone served me a burger with avocado on it I’d be walking out the fucking door.

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SomethingAbtU@reddit

the pale colors on the greens, avocado adn bread, and the overall presentation make this a sad, depressing burger

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Scifig23@reddit

Tall order… 🙃

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MaleficentScarcity99@reddit

"Are you familiar with our concept?"

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Minute-Poetry9864@reddit

It is ‘elevated’ so ….

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infamoussanchez@reddit

that thing is trying yo run away

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Catkillledthecurious@reddit

LOL

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DeciduousConifer@reddit

$19 for the Jenga burger smh

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Arabian_Flame@reddit

Well, the only way you can elevate a turd is by upper-decking it, so I think the chef is on the right track.

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13thmurder@reddit

They've added a gap to make it look bigger too.

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neglectyourhair@reddit

Only thing elevated there is the kitchen staff lol

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ninjab33z@reddit

I mean, the bun is certainly elavated.

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DeathInSpace805@reddit

Thats the joke I was going to make!

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labrat420@reddit

It's also the joke in the title

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DeathInSpace805@reddit

You're a joke!

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HummingbirdMotel@reddit

Played in your damn face lmao

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Sejo_Mino@reddit

This burger looks depressing.

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nonconformistnuggets@reddit

I have never seen a less appetizing burger in my life

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Sprizys@reddit

$19 for a burger I could make at home

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ParticularAd4371@reddit

i'm really not a fan of people putting salad on the bottom of the burger, makes it slide around.

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aRebelliousHeart@reddit

Thanks! I hate it! 🤮

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Monkeydust174@reddit

Extra air - $3

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iGotBuffalo66onDvD@reddit

The only thing elevated is the prices!

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Woke_SJW@reddit

$20 pub special. Shit burger with fry’s in a fancy basket served on some sort of platter or cutting board

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UntestedMethod@reddit

You know they give zero fucks when they top a burger with a massive spine of the lettuce like that.

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ChickenFriedRiceee@reddit

I mean this burger is fucked but, WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE PICKLES ON TOP????

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UntestedMethod@reddit

It's a somewhat common presentation for a pickle to be served on top of or beside a sandwich. Normally it would be a nice big quarter of a deli pickle though. The thinly sliced pickles in OP look like they're the kind of pickle that's my want to go inside the burger though. ~Probably~ Obviously just a pretentious chef trying to be fancy (changed to obviously based on the pickles choice plus the completely whacko/fucked way the avocados are stacked)

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ledbedder20@reddit

What was the "burger"?

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wantonwontontauntaun@reddit

Needs more air

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BigFatLabrador@reddit

I think this is one of the pictures they use whenever someone looks up ‘sadburger’

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nolafrog@reddit

Doesn’t look that bad to me

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UntestedMethod@reddit

Looks very average for what a lot of restaurants seem to be serving these days.

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cartercharles@reddit

Well it's tall

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Griffje91@reddit

They never even gave that poor aguacate a chance at success

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terfez@reddit

So it's farm-raised

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Zealousideal-Egg7596@reddit

Well it’s definitely “elevated”

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inimeenyminymo@reddit

was this from one of those brick wall, chalkboard menu, and barstool as chairs restaurants

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hideNseekKatt@reddit

Geez louise how is it possible that even the avocado looks dry.

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wintergrad14@reddit

Is this AI?

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Mystik_spirit@reddit

Definitely elevated the 19$ away gif .....

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e_castille@reddit

This is just awful jeez

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unclejoe1917@reddit

I'm not even that offended by the price. If you think your elevated cuisine is that fancy, fine, I'll bite. You better goddamn well deliver something that doesn't look like this. My mouth is getting dry just looking at a picture of it. This makes me sad.

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