Damn, 6' 0" wasn't tall enough? So I was once 5' 9 1/2" but through normal aging I'm now 5' 7 1/2" I'm not retired quite yet, and I joke with my co-workers that I am now a manlet. I fell a little sorry for folks who think that a satisfying life is not possible unless they're the right height. As it turns out, my wife of 37 years (so far) is a couple inches taller than me. She was shocked when I told her I loved tall women. She did make me stop saying that I looked up to her.
Many years ago, I heard an ad on the radio aimed at insecure fathers. It implied their sons would be failures at life if they weren't tall enough, but there was a convenient supplement they could give them that would solve this problem.
Because secretly we all want to believe we get better as we get older. This place is cancerous. Your time is better spent with friends, family, loved ones. Your presence here is evidence that we'll be here - decades from now, older, lonelier, more cynical. Clinging to tired jokes as the world forgets us.
Just looked this up. Absolutely horrifying. They snapped his upper and lower legs, SCOOPED out the bone marrow to implant the instruments. Did this all because he was 'almost eye level' with his wife. Jesus fucking christ
IlIlllIlllIlIIllI@reddit
Light weight baby
Significant_Image728@reddit
Reminds me of this guy (brian sanchez) who literally got leg lengthening surgery to go from 6’0 to 6’6.
physsijim@reddit
Damn, 6' 0" wasn't tall enough? So I was once 5' 9 1/2" but through normal aging I'm now 5' 7 1/2" I'm not retired quite yet, and I joke with my co-workers that I am now a manlet. I fell a little sorry for folks who think that a satisfying life is not possible unless they're the right height. As it turns out, my wife of 37 years (so far) is a couple inches taller than me. She was shocked when I told her I loved tall women. She did make me stop saying that I looked up to her.
BullofHoover@reddit
6" is "tall enough." 5'10 is "tall enough." 5'6 is "tall enough."
Of course internet narcissists who are also selling you bone smashing won't say that though. They'll try to sell you leg lengthening.
physsijim@reddit
Many years ago, I heard an ad on the radio aimed at insecure fathers. It implied their sons would be failures at life if they weren't tall enough, but there was a convenient supplement they could give them that would solve this problem.
Ahueh@reddit
I can't imagine being almost 65 and posting on r/4chan
physsijim@reddit
Why not? Humor is still humor, and actually gets better with life experience. Besides, I refuse to become boring.
Ahueh@reddit
Because secretly we all want to believe we get better as we get older. This place is cancerous. Your time is better spent with friends, family, loved ones. Your presence here is evidence that we'll be here - decades from now, older, lonelier, more cynical. Clinging to tired jokes as the world forgets us.
RawketPropelled37@reddit
But at least we'll be able to walk, thanks to seeing how badly leg surgery can go.
physsijim@reddit
Fade to black.......
forzaregista@reddit
Based as fuck.
bethemanwithaplan@reddit
Based
fatjoe19982006@reddit
I know the feeling.
I was 6'1".
Now I'm 6' even.
Sucks.
ThousandthAccount@reddit (OP)
That's actually what this post was responding too. Thread is still up on /fit/ right now and is very interesting.
sillyyun@reddit
It’s a rich piana picture though
epiceg9@reddit
Insecure people would rather mutilate themselves for people who don't care about them then accept themselves. I would laugh if it wasn't so depressing
rustydingdong5@reddit
Just looked this up. Absolutely horrifying. They snapped his upper and lower legs, SCOOPED out the bone marrow to implant the instruments. Did this all because he was 'almost eye level' with his wife. Jesus fucking christ
minutman@reddit
No mention of heart rubbing against lungs and ribs, because it's the size of a melon.
Not accurate.
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AgitatedKey4800@reddit
So jack hanma from baki?
Seriphe@reddit
It's weird how often I get to reference Baki these days.
Absolutemehguy@reddit
Based and Chris Benoit-pilled.
Idiot_of_Babel@reddit
David no more implants
Snoot_Boot@reddit
Jocko mindset
SapiS68@reddit
Can anon get more /fit/?