Don’t you wish your Sammie looked just like mine?

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DuckRubberDuck@reddit

What’s your hand care routine? They look fabulous

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I grew up eating trailer park specials for lunch and never understood why other kids thought it was weird. now I’m realizing I was probably just walking around after lunch with hot pickle-onion-vinegar chip breath

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GuardianAlien@reddit

No thanks.

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MentheAddikt@reddit

Are you an Observer?

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horrescoblue@reddit

The skeleton hand adds so much, is it part of the dish?

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therealtb404@reddit

Don't you wish you're Sammy's looked hot and sweet*

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PelmeniMan@reddit

Crisps on a sandwich is something I'm ethically incapable of.

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sugarhoneyiceteaclub@reddit

I can smell this pic

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Stunning-Wheel-8149@reddit

no

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Over9000Tacos@reddit

Is that like, the entire pepper shaker on it???

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Leading_Funny5802@reddit (OP)

I do love pepper. Eat just about everything like this … especially cottage cheese.

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madderdaddy2@reddit

But have you tried peppered butter milk? 10/10

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flat_four_whore22@reddit

Literally my favorite snack. Gotta be fresh cracked, though.

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Graybeard13@reddit

Pepper is your favorite snack?

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YourAverageGod@reddit

Feel free to answer or not.

Are you a cigarette smoker?

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HappyInTaffy@reddit

I am cigerette smoker and I do not eat food like this, do not put us in the same boat lol

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Leading_Funny5802@reddit (OP)

I did smoke cigarettes for about 25 years, now I vape on occasion. I have had that asked before.

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United-Speech9155@reddit

Smoking cigarettes = 🌶️🧂

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TonyStewartsWildRide@reddit

It’s all you can taste at this point. When you’re carpet bombing your fucking sandwich with a layer pepper like sand, or dumping hot peppers/sauce on your whiteman sandwich, you know you’ve fucked yourself smoking too long.

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YourAverageGod@reddit

It just makes this meal make much more sense. Do you feel that your taste has slowly been coming back since you quit?

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Leading_Funny5802@reddit (OP)

I do. But it’s not always a good thing, sometimes it’s things I thought I loved and can’t stand it now. It’s weird

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pooeygoo@reddit

There's some weak ass black pepper out there

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pseudo_meat@reddit

Reminds me of 101 Dalmatians (the animated one) when one of the lackey guys ashes his cigar in the other guys sandwich.

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mawsibeth@reddit

I don't want that film of pepper, other than that it looks food

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DexterBoyBdumb@reddit

Di...did you give your sandwich a black pepper baptism

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Frothynibbler@reddit

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That’s the nasty patty

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ShaleSelothan@reddit

My eyes tricked me and I first read it as "nasty potty".

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littleclaww@reddit

What does deviled ham taste like? I'm a fan of processed meats like spam, canned corned beef, shitty hot dogs, etc but have never tried deviled ham.

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Leading_Funny5802@reddit (OP)

It’s not bad, if you like all the other things you’d like this. It’s kinda gritty. And I have to get the van cold before I eat it. Very, very salty.

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littleclaww@reddit

Ooh, I'll try it next time I see it in the store. Thanks!

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KittenLina@reddit

It would make me happy to the point of tears if I never had to eat this poorly in my life.

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Leading_Funny5802@reddit (OP)

Y’all killing it today!!! 🤣🤣😁

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ContributionNo1893@reddit

OP should be moderator at this point … and a deviled ham spokesperson

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Leading_Funny5802@reddit (OP)

Right? It’s scary how often I eat this shit.

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NatasEvoli@reddit

I can't believe things like this can happen in the post Geneva Convention world.

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Leading_Funny5802@reddit (OP)

There’s always one comment that makes me laugh my dentures right out me head … yours won today 🤣🤣

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owlBdarned@reddit

This seems intentionally shitty.

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Leading_Funny5802@reddit (OP)

It’s really not. I just went through a year of my posts, and it’s disgusting how often I have this can of potted meat in the center of a meal. I’m actually grosser than I thought

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UnitedSteakOfAmerica@reddit

HEY! I remember you and your skeleton arm! And it is you!

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Leading_Funny5802@reddit (OP)

I’m one of a kind baby 😁 ( thank god )

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ThePennedKitten@reddit

I bought those chips for $1 the other day and hated them for being so inferior.

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Leading_Funny5802@reddit (OP)

Yeah, Kroger kinda sucks. Believe it or not, Walmarts brand is pretty good. I’m always looking for extra salty vinegar chips

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Fantastic-Duck-2821@reddit

Wise is where it's at!

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Leading_Funny5802@reddit (OP)

I’ve heard that! You don’t see that brand where I live, may have to Amazon it.

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Graybeard13@reddit

Yeah, soggy chips, mmmm

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KORZILLA-is-me@reddit

The return of skeleton hand fork!

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Leading_Funny5802@reddit (OP)

I just bought two new sets from dollar tree!! I kept missing them, but made sure to get hooked up this year. It’s time for this one to retire 🤣

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NachoKittyMeow@reddit

The skelly hand really clenched it for me.

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MaximumNewspaper9227@reddit

Lol the skelly hand

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eyksm@reddit

Did the lid on the pepper shaker fall off when you were using it???

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PermissionRight6574@reddit

Does Mr. Bones have some too?

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Lunaakall@reddit

Is that what I think it is?💀💀Lethal amount of black pepper powder…

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Business_Curve_7281@reddit

I tried that canned deviled ham before. Blech!

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Barbarianmoss@reddit

Who hurt you?

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DameDoe@reddit

If heartburn was a picture

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Solonoob2@reddit

That skeleton hand was actually a human hand but when it touched that thing it became a skeleton hand😱

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Leading_Funny5802@reddit (OP)

Lmao. Good one …. 🤣

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CHOPPERnasty@reddit

Salt and vinegar chips and the picture on the bag is a chip being dipped in BBQ sauce, what kind of ghetto ass chips are those?

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Leading_Funny5802@reddit (OP)

Actually I thought the same thing, but I think it’s supposed to be malt vinegar. But yeah, these are some ghetto ass chips for real.

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CHOPPERnasty@reddit

Malt vinegar makes sense i see it now.

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Jumpy_Wait5187@reddit

Nope

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Jumpy_Wait5187@reddit

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SweetTeaRex92@reddit

Underwood: for when your lifestyle consists of pushing the barriers of toxic sodium levels

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Brave_Hovercraft_289@reddit

honestly hell yeah that looks so good

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KeshaCow@reddit

…so we’re just not going to talk about the skeleton hand?

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GentrifriesGuy@reddit

That skeleton is living better than me!

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ffj_@reddit

The only thing I've seen more salt and pepper in one place is on the grocery store shelves.

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InSearchOfTyrael@reddit

God vinegar chips are revolting, no idea how people want to smell actual vinegar on their chips.

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KittenLina@reddit

Salt and vinegar pringles are how I realized I had covid lol. Normally they're great, but you have to be able to taste them first!

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MGermanicus@reddit

They're super good AND let you find out if you have any cuts in your mouth.

The acidic taste is also just really good.

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Donvack@reddit

Listen a crisps sandwhich can be good mate. But this is an abomination.

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19_speakingofmylife@reddit

Heavenly

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Awkward_Layer_8603@reddit

I’d forgotten canned deviled ham existed. Childhood memory unlocked! ✨

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Leading_Funny5802@reddit (OP)

I wish I could forget it … I’ve loved this shit my whole life. Even mix it with mayo and dip chips into it. I’m pretty gross

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KittyKatFire@reddit

Yum

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GeoffSeville@reddit

I wish I could smell your breath

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DustyMan818@reddit

having a bit of sandwich with your pepper?

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nutstuart@reddit

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sd_saved_me555@reddit

This picture made me sneeze.

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Weird_Vegetable_4441@reddit

Go to hell

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Itadepeeza1@reddit

I don’t know what had more effort into it, making the sandwich or setting the picture

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Dragon_OS@reddit

Be careful, that much sodium is toxic to skeletons. Don't let him run off with it.

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Leading_Funny5802@reddit (OP)

I’m keeping an eye on the skinny bastard

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IQ_less@reddit

Whats a sammie? Never had one myself

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WyattDavenport@reddit

Skelly finna snatch

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claryn@reddit

I dunno about everything else but those hot and sweet Kroger pickles are ridiculously good on sandwiches

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Leading_Funny5802@reddit (OP)

They are! I love Wickles brand, but won’t pay five bucks for pickles. These are actually pretty decent

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thegiukiller@reddit

Canned deviled ham and generic pickles....ohhhh boy.

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Synikk91@reddit

That's too much peppah

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Anxious_Public_5409@reddit

Did you use an entire pepper shaker on the one side???

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Able_Intention6888@reddit

Deviled Ham, Mayo, a slice of Kraft American Yellow cheese, on Wonder Bread was the perfect food to eat at the pool when I was a kid.

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Due_Trust9788@reddit

handwich

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Sprizys@reddit

Was the pepper shaker lid loose?

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Iemongrasseyelids@reddit

https://youtu.be/jDt3BSDMtUY?si=0GjfDzdScpmGjAYV

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dbk1ng@reddit

Speedrunning high blood pressure

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got_steak_ho@reddit

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tunachilimac@reddit

No I can’t say I do lol

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Boring-Perspective61@reddit

Might as well be eating salt out of the shaker

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MonstersinHeat@reddit

And then a shot of vinegar as a chaser

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Boring-Perspective61@reddit

😂

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Leading_Funny5802@reddit (OP)

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You know you do ……

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Legal_Swimmer_9847@reddit

Umh.. ok.. i'll give it a try

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