If a major news outlet published that, it'd be tempted to agree with you but this is one of those newspaper that prints "My neighbors ate my baby" with a picture of the mum and her baby doing fine.
It seems like you missed the process happening int he past so i'll explain how this works:
"dumb tabloid article" is submitted to doj/dos/dhs/fbi/etc.
these 3 letter organisations have to investigate even if it's dumb because it's a "report that has to be investigated"
they can't confirm anything and definitely won't tell you "it was so dumb we laughed and then closed the case" so instead all they can say is that "they are investigating"
now the dumb tabloids that you don't think are dumb tabloids can safely report that 3-letter agency is investigating that trump pissed on an anime pillow. they can even cite sources: dumb tabloid from point #1, confirmation by 3-letter agency, other dumb tabloids from point number #4
They must be new or something. Even a while ago I remember CNN trying to smear a high school kid for awkwardly standing there in a red hat as a dude beat on a drum and got in his face. So glad the kid sued and became CNN's highest paid employee after that from CNN losing the lawsuit.
2020 made my last bit of faith in news agencies completely disappear. Being told "the protests are mostly peaceful" as I can see orange in the sky from fires and like 50 different streams online of people looting Target, breaking windows, shops even 15 miles out from the city by me having boarded up windows from all the "peaceful protests" going on.
Or "Kyle is the worst thing ever!" when the video was already online of him running away and getting a gun pulled on him by a guy first.
Putin is barely even taking Ukraine and we are basically gimping them by not letting them use our best missiles how theyāre supposed to be used. How the fuck can you possibly think heād be able to take Poland? š¤£
the west? the war in Ukraine is Ukraine vs russia moron, also check the literal record daily losses the other week with disgusting ratios not in favor of vatniks
It reads like it was written by a committee of middle-aged CIA employees who read a dossier of "far-right misinformation" written in 2016 and tried their damnedest to blend in.
Itās true. I was there. Afterwards, Zelenskyy walked in and immediately seduced the KGB girl. Everyone looked at poopy Vlad, pointed and laughed. Maybe thatās why he canāt be a decent fucking human being.
AnotherUsername901@reddit
How will Putin ever recover from this.
Longjumping_Visit718@reddit
You know the war in Ukraine is going badly for the west when these start dropping.
runnnnnnnnawwwwwwy@reddit
Remember the "Trump prostitute piss party" stuff lol?
Longjumping_Visit718@reddit
Trump won "bigly" after that...
š¤£
Let's see Putin take Poland after he rolls over Ukraine; with that headline, it's probably a possibility.
arbiter12@reddit
Isn't it just a dumb tabloid article?
If a major news outlet published that, it'd be tempted to agree with you but this is one of those newspaper that prints "My neighbors ate my baby" with a picture of the mum and her baby doing fine.
AOC_Gynecologist@reddit
It seems like you missed the process happening int he past so i'll explain how this works:
"dumb tabloid article" is submitted to doj/dos/dhs/fbi/etc.
these 3 letter organisations have to investigate even if it's dumb because it's a "report that has to be investigated"
they can't confirm anything and definitely won't tell you "it was so dumb we laughed and then closed the case" so instead all they can say is that "they are investigating"
now the dumb tabloids that you don't think are dumb tabloids can safely report that 3-letter agency is investigating that trump pissed on an anime pillow. they can even cite sources: dumb tabloid from point #1, confirmation by 3-letter agency, other dumb tabloids from point number #4
RawketPropelled37@reddit
They must be new or something. Even a while ago I remember CNN trying to smear a high school kid for awkwardly standing there in a red hat as a dude beat on a drum and got in his face. So glad the kid sued and became CNN's highest paid employee after that from CNN losing the lawsuit.
2020 made my last bit of faith in news agencies completely disappear. Being told "the protests are mostly peaceful" as I can see orange in the sky from fires and like 50 different streams online of people looting Target, breaking windows, shops even 15 miles out from the city by me having boarded up windows from all the "peaceful protests" going on.
Or "Kyle is the worst thing ever!" when the video was already online of him running away and getting a gun pulled on him by a guy first.
Fuck the media.
sammy404@reddit
Putin is barely even taking Ukraine and we are basically gimping them by not letting them use our best missiles how theyāre supposed to be used. How the fuck can you possibly think heād be able to take Poland? š¤£
Kittyman56@reddit
Copium fever can cause delusions lmfao
"Probably a possibility" is the funniest part
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Lower_Preparation_83@reddit
I wish I was there
Low-Basket-3930@reddit
The war remaining a stalemate for a decade would still be good for the US lol. It means russia cant support china in any stupis thing they attempt.
zak454@reddit
the west? the war in Ukraine is Ukraine vs russia moron, also check the literal record daily losses the other week with disgusting ratios not in favor of vatniks
Sux499@reddit
That "article" is probably a decade older than the Ukraine invasion lmao
Efficient_Star_1336@reddit
It reads like it was written by a committee of middle-aged CIA employees who read a dossier of "far-right misinformation" written in 2016 and tried their damnedest to blend in.
Longjumping_Visit718@reddit
They always funnel these things through yellow rag magazines to test the publics willingness to eat up their shit.
2-inches-of-fail@reddit
Nice try Vlad
tabascotazer@reddit
Most Americans could care less about the Slav slugfest or the upcoming election as much as internet will tell you.
KeyedJewedditor@reddit
itās ācouldnātā care less, saying ācouldā care less insinuates that you care at least a bit
ChaseballBat@reddit
Are you butthurt over a shitpost?
sillyyun@reddit
Whatš
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the_sky_god15@reddit
Itās true. I was there. Afterwards, Zelenskyy walked in and immediately seduced the KGB girl. Everyone looked at poopy Vlad, pointed and laughed. Maybe thatās why he canāt be a decent fucking human being.
heshablitz_@reddit
Non brits learning about the sunday sport will always be funny
MelodicFlight8124@reddit
Ahh man this is the stuff that makes me giggle lmao, just love the way people on 4Chan construct their sentences
MelodicFlight8124@reddit
To the person that decided to downvote this,
Coward.
vischy_bot@reddit
Chadimir drinks with women. Anon could never
TheDeadlyZebra@reddit
It's happened to the best of us
ImpendingTurnip@reddit
Shitty vlad? Thatās lame, try vladismear poopin
rycerzDog@reddit
One of us
JojiImpersonator@reddit
Almost makes him sound human
Outrageous_Horse8379@reddit
I Worked For Putin. He's A Froad
physsijim@reddit
I didn't realize 4chan had its own newspaper.
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Aggravating-Ad6415@reddit
The only downside to this story is the fact that Russians shorten Vladimir as Vova, never as Vlad
LampSoos@reddit
cause vlad is vladislav
FuckRedditIsLame@reddit
Russian's don't drink shandy.
AtomicMonkeyTheFirst@reddit
Wait until pol finds out about Hitler
https://www.flickr.com/photos/62440303@N04/5683784770
KeyedJewedditor@reddit
nice ip logger fed
Sledgecrowbar@reddit
He farded and shidded? I'm doing that right now.
Russian anthem starts playing
KeyedJewedditor@reddit
thanks for the gold kind stranget
NightOfTheLivingHam@reddit
now waiting for it to show up on official news media as "fact"
bmcgowan89@reddit
It's weird that would pick a name that rhymed in English š
Devils_Advocate-69@reddit
Shitty and Vlad donāt rhyme in English
spilleddrinkcombo@reddit
But fart and vlad do
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Lower_Preparation_83@reddit
Chat is this trueĀ
666DarkAndTwisted666@reddit
Hi, it's me Putin. It's all true. I also wear diapers for fun!
mooimafish33@reddit
Yes I was there
69-RIZZLER-69@reddit
And the shit was gone because of you. Thank you dear scat fetishists for keeping the world clean š
Zealousideal_Alps275@reddit
Now I know why putin went to germany
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit
That should've been me!
rodarmor@reddit
Putin is Scottish?!?
Liebermode@reddit
Chinners would sooner AACK thwmselves before giving up shit and fart jokes
irepress_my_emotions@reddit
Scomo found himself a friend
AutoJannietator@reddit
Shitty Vlad, Potty Scotty, and Poopy Hillary. A team to believe in.