Anon With the Burn | TheaterFire

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Boss958@reddit

Well, Jesus was Middle Eastern, yet most morons think of him as white, blonde, blue-eyed. If Jesus gets a pass, fuck it throw Joan a bone.

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Superguy230@reddit

Who tf thinks Jesus has blonde hair lmao

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Boss958@reddit

An extremely large amount of Americans....it's a very common inaccurate trope. Have you not heard of google.....

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OiledUpThug@reddit

Google images
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Boss958@reddit

2024, and you still have yet to figure out the internet. It's not correct, but it is a very common error in the US. Just like a Latino playing a French woman. Your brains are dense like bread.

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=Blonde+Jesus

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OiledUpThug@reddit

>Looks up blonde Jesus
>Sees blond Jesus

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Boss958@reddit

Hopefully, you can then read words and see if it's a common mistake and issue. This is a super weird hill to die on, brother.

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BraveSquirrel@reddit

how do you know it's a "mistake" do you have polaroid of Jesus or something?

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Boss958@reddit

This has gotten out of control. Are you pro brown hair or blonde?

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I grew up in a small Baptist town in the southeastern US where the people are so profoundly stupid and uneducated about history or their own holy book I've heard multiple times as a kid that Paul read from the King James Bible when he would quote scripture.

Even among those people nobody thought of Jesus as blonde. You have to go out of your way to find pictures of blonde Jesus because just normally googling him immediately discredits you.

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Boss958@reddit

Oh wow, your one place in America represents every other part, so cultured so smart. Here in Texas, it's an extremely common sight, even in churches. Who knew pointing out how people view Jesus this way would cause you to get so butt hurt.

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endlessnamelesskat@reddit

Who knew pointing out how people view Jesus this way would cause you to get so butt hurt.

"Are you angry? Please be angry. I need you to be angry so I can imagine you as irrationally foaming at the mouth and me as the cool, calm collected one just like in the strawman webcomics I love to read. I'm going to act like you are to bait you into acting defensive about it."

Even if I take you at your word and say that a sizeable portion of the Texan population thinks Jesus is a blonde Ubermensch that just highlights your region's particular minority beliefs.

Wait a second, why are we even arguing over whose region of the country has the dumbest people? It's like two special ed kids yelling about how they have more chromosomes than the other.

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Boss958@reddit

Yeah, I'm not reading all that over a troll post. I hope whatever you did here today brought you joy 😊 .

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endlessnamelesskat@reddit

Nah, you read it, don't pretend like you didn't. It wasn't a long comment, it probably took more effort for you to write a response than it would have took to read 3 short paragraphs. In fact you're going to respond to this comment too because you aren't going to be able to resist the opportunity to get the last word in.

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The_real_bandito@reddit

I googled Jesus is portrayed in USA

And the first spot was a white man and it wasn’t until the 17th where I found the first brown artistic piece of a brown Jesus.

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Superguy230@reddit

He’s talking about hair colour genius

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AntonLCrowley@reddit

No. It isn't.

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Boss958@reddit

Yes. It is. Nailed it.

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_Rook_Castle@reddit

Does Google's AI know what a white person looks like yet?

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AntonLCrowley@reddit

No one.

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Snoot_Boot@reddit

Hulk Hogan

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The_real_bandito@reddit

‘Muricans

(Not even joking)

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IHaveABrainTumour@reddit

Most depictions of Jesus give him dark hair. And I've seen plenty of middle-easten people who can easily pass as white.

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BraveSquirrel@reddit

and Achilles, Alcibiades, Helen, and Alexander all hailed from the same area and had fair hair. Now I have no idea what Jesus looked like, and based on Korean Jesus people just remake their savior however the fuck they feel like, but don't think that 2000 years doesn't change the genetic makeup of populations

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Accomplished-Okra866@reddit

I've never seen a depiction of Jesus Christ as a blonde man. Never. Brown hair sure, but not once blonde.

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Nongqawuse@reddit

But he’s white though?

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Accomplished-Okra866@reddit

White people can have brown hair, believe it or not

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Nongqawuse@reddit

What I’m saying is that Jesus is obviously not fucking white. His hair colour is irrelevant if they portray him as a Caucasian

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Accomplished-Okra866@reddit

We can depict him however we want. Basically every christian group around the world has depictions of Jesus that ressembles them.

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simiusttocs@reddit

Most people think of him as having dark hair dark eyes and somewhat pale skin which would be pretty accurate, no one outside of neo nazi circles thinks he looked Swedish

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The_real_bandito@reddit

Have you gone inside a church in the United States of America? Or maybe a store that sells Christian paraphernalia?

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throwaway1223729@reddit

I think she could pull it off

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TrpWhyre@reddit (OP)

Yes, she is unironically the best actress of her generation.

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pswizzle9283@reddit

what

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TrpWhyre@reddit (OP)

She is the best Zoomette actress, what was hard to understand?

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SpecialistParticular@reddit

Someone hasn't heard of Theodora Day.

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Yung_Oldfag@reddit

She was born in 1996, placing her at the tail end of millennials. She probably remembers 9/11, which is the distinguishing train separating us from ziomers. Further more, you are going to hell for cooming unless you repent.

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SkibidiRetard@reddit

Damn. Time to stop making movies then

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KingofTheTorrentine@reddit

compared to her contemporaries like Zendaya I guess. Who, I just can't accept. She's awful.

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mollygrubba267@reddit

Surely it's Sydney Sweeney for her voluptuous acting skills?

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thelongestunderscore@reddit

She could pull me off.

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SunderedValley@reddit

...they're gonna make it a cheesy romance story. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Probably with a HEFTY dose of making her an actual Witch.

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MausBomb@reddit

Will likely also completely erase her devotion to the Catholic Church as well or show her girl bossing the Pope.

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laniuscollurio1@reddit

they will make her a communist POC qwueen

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IHaveABrainTumour@reddit

As if being Fr*nch alone wasn't bad enough

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WorkingNail7358@reddit

Her brother has a direct descendant, let's make it more personal

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Nutaholic@reddit

She's pretty pale for a Hispanic, she's certainly not perfect but not terrible.

The real question to be asking is why don't they just cast an actual French woman.

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Unusual_Raisin9138@reddit

I remember watching The King, which I liked. The English King was played by a Frenchman, while the French prince was playing by an Englishman if I remember correctly.

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Nutaholic@reddit

Well in a way that's kind of appropriate for that movie given the intertwined relations of the families. Although Henry V was funnily enough basically Welsh.

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__impala67@reddit

Why is everyone talking about her like she's sub-Saharan African. She looks like a white person with a sun tan. What's with the obsession with race jfc

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ShartBandit@reddit

As soon as they make a movie where I play MLK and Margot Robbie plays Rosa parks and there is a sex scene between us, I'll stop caring.

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BraveSquirrel@reddit

What's with the obsession with race jfc

nice bate mate, I rate it an eight

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KingofTheTorrentine@reddit

I would say she should focus more on grim fairly tales, or maybe even something set during the Golden Age of Spain or the Golden Age of Piracy of like a Zorro aesthetic with a lot of colonial Spain dressing.

I did enjoy the duel, and it was really cool seeing Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, and Adam Driver as like high medieval era characters. Especially Driver, he just looked perfect as a snobby, self entitled knight.

But, Ortega.....I'm not sure. I don't see her in that setting.

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Coronabandito@reddit

They better include the book ending gangbang scene

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johndeer89@reddit

Sophia Lillis would be my pick.

https://images.app.goo.gl/w8bxxrx6sYnT91cb7

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