Good size earthquake jolted Malibu this morning. I’m ok, and so is my Lamborghini.
Posted by boracay302@reddit | PrepperIntel | View on Reddit | 6 comments
Wake up call.
UnvaxxedLoadForSale@reddit
Lamborghini's are junk and waste of money.
boracay302@reddit (OP)
You are right, not as good as your Ferrari.
TinyDogsRule@reddit
Cars are for poors. I use one of my yaughts, helicopters, or private planes. In a pinch, I can just hire poors to carry me.
agent_flounder@reddit
Jeeves, ready the palanquin!
lerpo@reddit
Private jets are for middle class. I have my deathstar
UnvaxxedLoadForSale@reddit
Nothing will beat my Ferrari. Nothing is as good besides maybe my large penis. It is indeed huge.