Still mourning the loss of Paul Harrell, I think about the GOATS he joins in Valhalla

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goddamn_birds@reddit

I like to think he's hanging out with Carlos Hathcock and R. Lee Ermey right now.

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Seriously, the hardy cardboard box that prevents them from getting crushed, the punch out train wheels just for fun, and the practical carry handle are all sorely missing features of today's modern powdered flavor snacks that the current generation will never know.

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Rabid-Wendigo@reddit

When my family visited i had a whole tray of cheeses and meats and crackers out for them for snack.

my mom happened to see a big plastic barrel of animal crackers on my shelf and just goes “ooh animal crackers, can we have those” and proceeds to demolish them.

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300cid@reddit

everything you said is very true. also those exact animal crackers are infinitely better than anything they try to pass off today. except maybe the icing ones.

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Madetoprint@reddit (OP)

I don't even know where to buy the ones with icing. I've only found them in someone else's pantry when drunk at 2:00am. Usually Kroger brand and the nearest Kroger is 2.5 hours from here. Fuckin great though. Might be able to find them at the local grocer but I know the layout of the liquor store better so just gonna stick to what I know.

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300cid@reddit

the dollar genital brand kinda sucks. I can't even remember which was the good brand anymore, but I haven't seen them in forever.

bought two bags of dollar genital brand cause I hadn't seen em, gave one bag away. they're nowhere even close to the good ones. not terrible but yeah.

no Kroger here, we don't even have Costco or any of the other famous stores. I stick to local grocery store as much as I possibly can but they ain't got em, and they've bought out all the other different family company grocery stores so idk.

always gotta know the liquor store layout like the back of your hand cause you can't carry in that bitch legally. you never know. besides there's hot bitches there. well at least one anyway.

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Madetoprint@reddit (OP)

Alright, I just ordered a tree dollar fiddy bag of "Mothers" brand off Amazon with my free points, I'll let you know if they're any good.

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vegetaman@reddit

Don’t try this at home. He’s what you call a professional.

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Madetoprint@reddit (OP)

A soldier's way saves the day.

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AlbeitTrue@reddit

Strawberry pop tarts for the win

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CurrentThing-er@reddit

accept no substitutes

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HellBringer97@reddit

I need a link for that photo por favor.

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Madetoprint@reddit (OP)

I feel like so many of you are missing the point that this is Bruce Dern's character from a little movie called The 'Burbs, which if you've never seen it you need to get on that ASAP.

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