Anyone know what parts from the lancer will fit my 2013 patriot. Would be cool to add a turbo kit and get 40-50 hp. I get the cvt is weak that’s why i said 40 not 140 hp
Posted by X1earth@reddit | projectcar | View on Reddit | 20 comments
stupidis_stupidoes@reddit
The Patriot is the biggest piece of shit vehicle you could attempt to upgrade or work on. Do not waste any time or money doing anything to it besides driving it until it dies.
I say this as a man who has given countless weekends fixing his dads patriot because he didn't listen to me when telling him not to buy one.
X1earth@reddit (OP)
Your name says it all. It definitely says something if your dad doesn’t trust your judgment. I didn’t ask for your opinion I asked what parts fit. Maybe you should go gobble your dads glizzy and stop hating on my idea
stupidis_stupidoes@reddit
I’ve never ran into someone so pressed about a comment they decided to type something out as stupid as this. You are talking about putting a turbo kit on a patriot, my username is dedicated to you.
SausagegFingers@reddit
its the generic "i know nothing about cars, how hard can it be, i did it on Need For Speed" post
X1earth@reddit (OP)
Well considering you didn’t answer my question you get what I give little boy. I don’t care about why you don’t like the car or how many times you sucked your dad off .
stupidis_stupidoes@reddit
Dude what is up with you and sucking your dads dick lmao, seek mental health you’ve got mad freudian vibes going on
titoscoachspeecher@reddit
Could be wrong but it sounds like he wants to suck his dad off.
stupidis_stupidoes@reddit
After further review with my Reddit peer, it is confirmed. OP wants to give oral to his father.
Dragonsmoneyhookers@reddit
This man's response is wild and yet you still remain relatively civil, good on ya. I think this guy should turbo his patriot because he deserves to see what happens.
Erection_unrelated@reddit
You’re absolutely right, OP. In fact, you SHOULD go for 140 HP. Everyone that says otherwise is just a hater.
Make sure to post up in r/askashittymechanic when you get stuck and we’ll get you squared away.
X1earth@reddit (OP)
It definitely says something if your dad doesn’t trust your judgment
stupidis_stupidoes@reddit
You thought you cooked with this one didn’t you lmfao
Dr_Ramekins_MD@reddit
Apologies in advance to OP.
I never owned one, but had the extreme displeasure of getting one as a rental car for a weeklong trip (as an "upgrade" from the Lincoln MKZ I'd reserved, to add insult to injury) and it was by far the worst vehicle I have ever driven.
And I'm someone who had a stripped out Suzuki Vitara made from two totaled Vitaras welded together as a daily driver for several years. The Patriot is worse than that by a long shot.
Building_Everything@reddit
Seconded as someone who has ended up multiple times with Patriots as rental vehicles for long road trips and thus suffered mightily in automotive harshest penalty box. They suck-diddly-uck and shouldn’t receive a single iota of attention beyond base level maintenance.
I_amnotanonion@reddit
Agreed. There’s not a lot of juice in those lemons. OP should just drive it until it dies as is, then find something more interesting/moddable or get another car for projects
titoscoachspeecher@reddit
Youre asking for 40hp on an engine that probably doesnt have a 40hp ceiling for reliability. And unless they make turbo kits for this you better be handy with a welder or want to learn.
blackcat-bumpside@reddit
I don’t disagree with you that this is a dumb idea overall, but why do you think the engine would have a low ceiling for reliability?
As far as I know the Mopar “World” 4 cylinder is essentially the same design as the Hyundai Theta, which is the also known as the Mitsubishi 4B platform. And the Theta is based on the Sirius platform which is basically the 4G platform.
Essentially the Evolution X and the Patriot use engines from the same family, both descended from the 4G engines used in the turbo Eclipse and Evolutions with quite a bit of success.
I know people who have replaced their busted Evo 8 heads with a head from a junkyard Sonata or something, they are interchangeable.
I mean all that said everything surrounding the Patriot is a POS but just saying it isn’t a given that the engine is somehow not capable of making more power.
If OP wants 40hp the best and least ridiculous way is probably with a wet nitrous shot but still RIP that CVT.
titoscoachspeecher@reddit
Most engines are designed with the specs in mind and built around that. Not saying it couldnt make more, but it probably wouldnt be reliable after a few hard pulls. Specially with something like a jeep patriot of all things.
Could be the new meta and everyone goes for em. I dont really care too much, OP just doesn't deserve any more thought with his rotten brain responses
X1earth@reddit (OP)
Hence why I asked if I could make the manifold from the lancer work but you are too slow to read the full question
titoscoachspeecher@reddit
No I just lost interest since you're asking questions only you would know then getting mad when someone doesn't have a step by step process on how do this dumb ass project you have.
You sound like you're a real joy to be around and you write like you have 9th grade education.
Have fun with your sweet project!