At some point, somewhere near senior year spring semester of high school, I realized it was easier to do the homework than it was to explain why I didn’t do the homework
The utter humiliation and dread that came with the teacher saying to get out the homework to grade and realizing I didn't do it was enough to whip me into shape.
Copy it in break at a bad quality (though you will sometimes get caught, but hey atleast still somewhat 50/50 instead of just not having it)
Just be confident with a blank page and answer wrong when teacher asks for your solution (worked so often its not funny, obv. only works if its not "hand-in homework" and if the teachers doesnt look over each students shoulder, though you could just be on old homework and it often still worked)
After elementary I did like at most 10% of my homework. Being able to cheat my way through it often enough gave me enough confidence to just go ahead and do so even more.
For people like my mom homework was the perfect thing to be intrusive, argumentative and over
Focused on. It’s like asshole fuel for a certain type of a parent. I was a good student as well…
This reminds me i was driving my mom to a dentist appointment and a song she liked came on my playlist. And she said wow i though you hated this kind of music and i blurred out no i hated it that it was 3 am i had to be up for school in 3 hours and you had pissed and passed out drunk on the kitchen floor. We drove in silence on the way back
I'm so confused by his comment. Like he read it but somehow didn't at the same time. I know my writing skills leave a lot to be desired but i feel like reading it back it makes sense.
Never did homework because the school system is fuked. college has less weight on your mind as you can have more time to focus on a subject than having to juggle multiple at once.
Chodor101@reddit
Anon finds out that his family is deranged
bartholomewjohnson@reddit (OP)
4chan users don't tend to come from stable families
freemason777@reddit
I feel like you can tell that just by the color of the text
MzCWzL@reddit
At some point, somewhere near senior year spring semester of high school, I realized it was easier to do the homework than it was to explain why I didn’t do the homework
bartholomewjohnson@reddit (OP)
The utter humiliation and dread that came with the teacher saying to get out the homework to grade and realizing I didn't do it was enough to whip me into shape.
I_am_Reptoid_King@reddit
Did you post your own greentext?
Maddolyn@reddit
Nah it was way too easy to talk out of it
the_psyche_wolf@reddit
For me it was impossible to get out of, even if I had a valid reason
KainDing@reddit
Or you know:
Copy it in break at a bad quality (though you will sometimes get caught, but hey atleast still somewhat 50/50 instead of just not having it)
Just be confident with a blank page and answer wrong when teacher asks for your solution (worked so often its not funny, obv. only works if its not "hand-in homework" and if the teachers doesnt look over each students shoulder, though you could just be on old homework and it often still worked)
After elementary I did like at most 10% of my homework. Being able to cheat my way through it often enough gave me enough confidence to just go ahead and do so even more.
Definetly was enough to get by.
I_am_Reptoid_King@reddit
Anons family is white trash.
ALTR_Airworks@reddit
Forbidden to rest lol. Then wonder why the concentration is suffering
ChoiceFudge3662@reddit
Yeah, my mom would stand over me and scream as loud as she could until I cried over my homework pages.
ALTR_Airworks@reddit
Once my brother got distracted during homework and my father slammed his head into the table
HiveMindKing@reddit
For people like my mom homework was the perfect thing to be intrusive, argumentative and over Focused on. It’s like asshole fuel for a certain type of a parent. I was a good student as well…
ALTR_Airworks@reddit
Tearing out parts of uour notebook and making you rewrite
the_psyche_wolf@reddit
Real and straight
ktsb@reddit
This reminds me i was driving my mom to a dentist appointment and a song she liked came on my playlist. And she said wow i though you hated this kind of music and i blurred out no i hated it that it was 3 am i had to be up for school in 3 hours and you had pissed and passed out drunk on the kitchen floor. We drove in silence on the way back
Arhatz@reddit
Were you just waiting to say all that? Was music playing in the background while she was passed out on the kitchen floor? What is the connection here?
GothmogTheOrc@reddit
And here we witness a nat 1 in reading comprehension.
ktsb@reddit
I'm so confused by his comment. Like he read it but somehow didn't at the same time. I know my writing skills leave a lot to be desired but i feel like reading it back it makes sense.
GothmogTheOrc@reddit
Nah man it's all good, you're not the regard in this interaction.
Inconspicuous_Shart@reddit
record scratch
idkTerraria@reddit
Bait or not bait, that is the question.
Same-Astronomer660@reddit
My mom was functionally illiterate and she'd "check my homework" daily
chubs-the-bunny@reddit
Never did homework because the school system is fuked. college has less weight on your mind as you can have more time to focus on a subject than having to juggle multiple at once.
FinestCrusader@reddit
Nice college you have there if assignments don't make you feel miserable and you get it done in a few hours
Metrix145@reddit
Real and not gay
ApXv@reddit
This one hits a little closer to home than I want it to
Kale1l@reddit
Holy shit, did I write this? This was my childhood
LiterallyAPidgeon@reddit
I love greentexts that end in a real epiphany and life lesson
fourchan is more effective than any $200/hr therapist
freemason777@reddit
sometimes, but it also gives you the trauma. it's like the Russian roulette version of therapy
DeerStalkr13pt2@reddit
Sounds like my high school years damn
HamBlamBlam@reddit
Anon conveniently forgot to mention that he goes to barber college and his homework is trimming his pubes.
KarlPc167@reddit
Many such cases
dirschau@reddit
A depressingly real greentext