I was asked if I wanted a rug

Posted by Fit-Chapter8565@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 21 comments

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Aware-Courage1208@reddit

They peed... on your fucking rug.

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Touch-the-Sky-2274@reddit

Aren’t you supposed to be a millionaire?

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No-Ratio-3494@reddit

At least I’m housebroken

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anditcounts@reddit

I hope you’re not avoiding this call because of the rug, which I assure you is not a problem.

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squirrelmonkie@reddit

I'm not housebroken so beware

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53Hump@reddit

And these guys pissed on it…

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Dr_Middlefinger@reddit

Jeffrey… love me.

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Believe-The-Science@reddit

This aggression will not stand, man.

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PerfectlyCalmDude@reddit

That could tie a room together.

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TomatilloAccurate475@reddit

Was this a valued rug?

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UsedToHaveThisName@reddit

Has it been micturated upon?

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Bontkers@reddit

That looks like it would really tie a room together.

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swayinandsippin@reddit

far fucking out.

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PharmD-2-MD@reddit

The Chinaman is not the issue.

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Grievsey13@reddit

At least I’m housebroken...

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okaycomputes@reddit

I will not abide another rug!

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beaverattacks@reddit

I think a funnier picture would be the one of you trying to take this picture

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CarberHotdogVac@reddit

Maude’s painting harness might work well for that.

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Fit-Chapter8565@reddit (OP)

Yea, well, that's just like your opinion, man.

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International_Row928@reddit

Old man said you could take any rug in the house.

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ilDuceVita@reddit

What did you say?