Once, they did a birthday thing in my office for a coworker back in 2000. Someone had a balloon with a picture of the grim reaper and it said, "relax: I'm just here for the cake" lol.....
I'm reminded of the Despair.com coffee mug, which had a line half-way up which said "this glass in now half-empty." Mine has warn off, I'd get another one, but .. meh.
Also the marketing line was something like "guaranteed to make everything taste bitter".
blacktrufflesheep@reddit
Kramer: These are just my everyday balloons!
SnooPineapples6835@reddit
But now I need to know what the rest say...
miss_sunshine_80@reddit
Add to cart - tyvm 👀👀
alikins@reddit
I've only made a few cakes, but my favorite was a "Happy Fucking Whatever" cake.
Other faves "Happy Birthday Julian Calendar" for New Years. (Not entirely accurate but I thought it was funny).
fsckitnet@reddit
As a GenX with a birthday very very close to Christmas, “Happy Fucking Whatever” is going in my next birthday cake.
Olivia_Bitsui@reddit
I just searched “abusive balloons” on Amazon and was not disappointed.
zsreport@reddit
Awesome
TheRealHiFiLoClass@reddit
Who could ask for more?
TheQuadBlazer@reddit
Leave your body and soul at the door.
Corporation_tshirt@reddit
Now I’ve gotta go listen to the Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo
SleestakWalkAmongUs@reddit
I need these.
OctavariusOctavium@reddit
Happy Fucking Whatever made me laugh. 😂
DistributionSoft3202@reddit
Once, they did a birthday thing in my office for a coworker back in 2000. Someone had a balloon with a picture of the grim reaper and it said, "relax: I'm just here for the cake" lol.....
itsasnowconemachine@reddit
I'm reminded of the Despair.com coffee mug, which had a line half-way up which said "this glass in now half-empty." Mine has warn off, I'd get another one, but .. meh.
Also the marketing line was something like "guaranteed to make everything taste bitter".
Few_Explanation1170@reddit
OMG I love this. I want to find these for when my husband turns 60 in March.
Dirty_Grundle_Bundle@reddit
Where’s the link to go with the beef?
LazarusMundi4242@reddit
Mine says “I don’t care.” Yay!
Just-Ice3916@reddit
🎵 It's my party and I'll tell you to fuck off if I want to, fuck off if I want to... 🎶
DidntDieInMySleep@reddit
Yeah, well HAPPY FUCKING WHATEVER to you, too!