Mallrats (1995) | TheaterFire

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onlyifigaveash1t@reddit

I used to hang out in the mall that this movie was filmed in when I was a kid. Lots of good memories in that place.

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Correct-Recording-35@reddit

This is held captive by Harvey Weinstein I think. Also Dogma. Well, his company I believe is what Kevin Smith said. Sad! I love this movie and want to stream it from time to time.

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BigChief302@reddit

I got super depressed when I watched clerks 3 due to how old everyone got. I think it triggered a mid life crisis for me lol

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Unique_Display_Name@reddit

I was sooooo obsessed with that movie! THAT KID IS BACK ON THE ESCALATOR

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chosimba83@reddit

I still say this anytime I'm in an airport or mall.

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Junior_Article_3244@reddit

My cousin Walter jerked off in public once

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flipnitch@reddit

I worked in an office with a guy named Dave that regularly called a guy named Steve. “Hey Steve,Dave” is how he started every call and I laughed every time for 10 years. Some things just stick..

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Haunting-Bed-9539@reddit

You think just cuz a guy reads comics I can’t start some shit?

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Zethley@reddit

I love watching this movie with the commentary on. It’s like a precursor to smodcast

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ScreenPuzzleheaded48@reddit

My favorite Kevin Smith movie by a country mile. This shit had a profound impact on 13yo me.

Jason Lee just absolutely killed it. great lines for days. “Hell hath no furry like a woman scorned for sega”

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gooch_norris_@reddit

For real I modeled pretty much my whole life after this movie and Wayne’s World. In retrospect maybe that wasn’t the best idea but it seemed so right at the time

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Johhnynumber5ht2a@reddit

But Hartford....the Whale....they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime

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nudave@reddit

I find myself quoting Clerks far more often.

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chosimba83@reddit

Worth it just for the Joey Lauren Adams changing room scene

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VinylHiFi1017@reddit

A defining moment in film for my youth. My wife (44) and I still reference it nearly weekly.

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Pure_Significance383@reddit

Nobody remembers the absurd amount of goals scored on the game he was playing. 🤔

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True_Dimension4344@reddit

Breakfast, schmekfast, look at the score.

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nickcaff@reddit

If you havent watched the deleted scenes from Chasing Amy the opener talking about Mallrats is great https://youtu.be/oYCKglUYu1o?si=mAaqu1VELGWVh53a

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83CO@reddit

Fuck me, how hot was Ben Affleck back then? Yew!

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Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don’t hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don’t care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.

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Bulky_Yak_8626@reddit

THAT KID. IS BACK. ON THE ESCALATOR!!

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True_Dimension4344@reddit

Let it go man

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wtbnerds@reddit

Suzanne….your that I wanted in a girl

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SirGothamHatt@reddit

Still my favorite Weezer song because of this movie

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spottydodgy@reddit

Well? Did he cum or what??

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SirGothamHatt@reddit

Jesus Christ man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!

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elevenatexi@reddit

Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

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SirGothamHatt@reddit

I have a student who loves to talk about movies, TV, & video games with me (he's autistic so he info dumps a lot). He really likes Michael Rooker as Merle & Yondu & some video games he's been in. I've told him about Mallrats a few times but he still hasn't seen it.

But one day he asked me what I'd do if I met Michael Rooker and without hesitation I said "I'd offer him a chocolate covered pretzel"

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justbenchin@reddit

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phoenixliv@reddit

Omg it’s Merle Dixon from TWD!

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lenguacaliente9@reddit

OMG it’s Yondu!

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Dizzy_Silver_6262@reddit

It’s Tucker from cliffhanger! Or is it Walker? I can never remember

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PyroIsSpai@reddit

OMG it’s Mary Poppins y’all

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LoudAd1396@reddit

I just noticed that was him on my last watch!

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duper12677@reddit

I stink palmed him

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ineedstheanime@reddit

It's the third nipple that does it.

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gooch_norris_@reddit

Oh, did she have… I didn’t notice

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Kgby13@reddit

I wore that part out on my vhs copy

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pogulup@reddit

I recently watched the extended version and I didn't realize it would almost be a different movie.

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LitRonSwanson@reddit

One of my favorite movies ever. SO MANY perfect one liners, infinitely quotable but my favorites are about the escalator.

"He should learn to fear and respect that escalator!" "I hope his pant leg gets caught and a bloodbath ensues!"

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lookslikeelsi@reddit

Whenever I encounter people blocking the aisles in the grocery store.

"I have no respect for people with no shopping agenda."

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threefeetofun@reddit

I forgot that one but I am 100% going to use it now.

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lookslikeelsi@reddit

And my pronunciation of the word 'focus' is forever ruined/improved.

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trixiebix@reddit

I say it "fuckus" all the time and no one ever gets it.

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Glittering-Station78@reddit

Same here!

She said “focus”.

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Seven22am@reddit

Oh man. I just yelled this at my wife yesterday.

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maringue@reddit

https://media.tenor.com/qvJH6iyyx3UAAAAM/mallrats-easter-bunny.gif

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4RealMy1stAcct@reddit

Not a year goes by...

NOT A YEAR!!!!!

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Ralinor@reddit

Love this movie

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bedspring76@reddit

Fill this with Coke. No ice.

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-headless-hunter-@reddit

Waste not want not

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Baconoid_@reddit

That kid is BACK ON THE ESCALATOR AGAIN!

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zoominzacks@reddit

Oh man, grew up like 30 miles away from the mall it was filmed at! It was probably 1998 when my friend group discovered the movie, and promptly became obsessed. Our town didn’t have shit to do, so most of our time ended up being spent at the closest malls. Ridgedale, Eden Prairie Center or The Mall of America. First time going to the Eden prairie mall after seeing the movie was like a religious pilgrimage lol

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detectivetomscoggins@reddit

Suzanne!

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deowolf@reddit

Kev’s funniest movie, pound for pound. And I say this as a lifelong fan.

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Hilsam_Adent@reddit

"You dumb bastard, that's not a schooner, it's a sailboat!"

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WildlySkeptical@reddit

A schooner IS a sailboat, stupid head.

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mary7roses@reddit

THE EASTER BUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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Unique_Display_Name@reddit

One of the best parts of the movie

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ForceGhost47@reddit

Hartford. The Whale. They only beat Vancouver maybe once, twice in a lifetime

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TheGreatGoddlessPan@reddit

He’s an alien for Christs sake! His Kryptonian biological clock is enhanced by Ursiellos sun. If Lois gets a tan the kick could kick right through her stomach. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a Kryptonite condom, but that would kill him.

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LoudAd1396@reddit

"Earth's yellow sun" by the way

Snoochie boochies!

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OkBaconBurger@reddit

This was a fun movie to watch. Nothing uncomfortable about it. …. Unlike the back of a Volkswagen.

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LoudAd1396@reddit

I used to drive a 95 geo metro. The back of a Volkswagen joke was de rigeur

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xxPHILdaAGONYxx@reddit

That's his M.O.

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Space2345@reddit

Call me Donnie, come on, whos your favorite New Kid

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Ilovefishdix@reddit

Adventure... excitement...a Jedi craves not these things

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Fappy_as_a_Clam@reddit

who had a super hero anatomy in this movie?

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hannahbelle11702@reddit

I paid $30 for this DVD back in the late 90’s, it was really hard to find. It’s still one of the only DVDs I have left… should it be an antique now? 🤔

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DrMcJedi@reddit

I worked in an office across the street from the mall they filmed it in!

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semper-noctem@reddit

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semper-noctem@reddit

Magic eye

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PeaWild6808@reddit

Who’s your favorite New Kid?

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ineedstheanime@reddit

Yeah, call me Joey.

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4RealMy1stAcct@reddit

Call me Joey

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Amon7777@reddit

That damn kid is back on the elevator!

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wtbnerds@reddit

Escalator

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Amon7777@reddit

+1, typing too fast

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amayain@reddit

Do it, Doug!!

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threefeetofun@reddit

On Black Friday once I got interviewed by the local news.

“What brings you out so early today?” “I love the smell of commerce in the morning.”

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ReplaceSelect@reddit

Legend. Dogma is dogshit would also be great.

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B0b_a_feet@reddit

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B0b_a_feet@reddit

Snoochee boochees!

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Country_Gravy420@reddit

This is one of his best movies

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Kdj2j2@reddit

It’s a sailboat

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WildlySkeptical@reddit

A schooner IS a sailboat, stupid head.

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planenut767@reddit

Watched it all the way through for the first time a few months ago, as it was always bits and pieces beforehand. Got all nostalgic when I saw the old Route 1 Flea Market scenes, though there was never a top less psychic 😪. Now that old Eatontown Mall is about 2 steps away from getting bulldozed too. I'll have to stay away from that movie in the future given all the places I recognized that are no longer with us any more😅

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