Smokey, Conscientious Objector
Posted by Prophet-of-Ganja@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 46 comments
Another Big Lebowski MTG card
Posted by Prophet-of-Ganja@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 46 comments
Another Big Lebowski MTG card
burritorepublic@reddit
I think he should be legendary but this os great work please post it on r/custommagic and r/magicthecirclejerking
Prophet-of-Ganja@reddit (OP)
I am currently banned from r/custommagic š but I post in the jerk on the reg
burritorepublic@reddit
You animal š¤£ was it a card that got you banned?
Prophet-of-Ganja@reddit (OP)
Apparently when you mistakenly miscredit a card you get banned instead of them just deleting the post and telling you to try again
burritorepublic@reddit
no fucking way that's crazy
Prophet-of-Ganja@reddit (OP)
Yeah itās pretty draconian over there.
DabbledInPacificm@reddit
This T1 play will not stand, man!
maksgee@reddit
The ābeyond pacifism?ā line always gets me lol
fergehtabodit@reddit
Smokey is not coward. Walter pointed his loaded and cocked piece right at his head and Smoke just stood there, decided not to get shot today, marked it zero and called Walter a crazy fuck....then called the league office of course but Walter had contravened several league regulations
xf2xf@reddit
Yeah, "coward" is an unnecessarily judgey pejorative. Vietnam was a bullshit war, and the idea of a draft in a country purportedly founded on the concept of freedom is equally upsetting. Volunteering is one thing, but I'm not compromising my principles under duress just so rich people in suits can get richer by turning me into a chess piece. Let's airdrop Kissinger into Cambodia instead and see who the coward is.
burritorepublic@reddit
Fair point but ill embarrass myself and point out that it's a creature subtype in mtg with certain connotations about how it behaves and there isn't a single coward counter in the game that can play with Smokey because he's the shit.
loptopandbingo@reddit
He's a worthy fuckin adversary
Denver-Ski@reddit
I dabbled in pacifism onceā¦
ccccc4@reddit
He argued with Walter with a gun to his head. Not exactly a lightweight.
loptopandbingo@reddit
Eyeball to eyeball
Green_Bast3rd@reddit
Smokey was a good man, and thorough
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit
I dig his work.
Either-Computer635@reddit
Jimmy Dale Gilmore. I heard his song ā headed for a fallā on satellite radio years and years ago. Played it on repeat for 45 minutes ( that was the maximum memory time) Went to a record store to find his music - and thought - wow , this guy looks just like Smokey. This was before I had internet. Early 2000s.
Touch-the-Sky-2274@reddit
Heās fragile. Very fragile.
Tsowdsun@reddit
Youāre we entering a world of pain.
wanderthewasteland@reddit
As a pacifist, he probably shouldn't be able to attack or block.
HidingInPlainSite404@reddit
But it wasn't over. Mark it 8, Dude.
FrustratedPCBuild@reddit
A world of pain.
MarkEoghanJones_Art@reddit
Gene and I will be submitting this to the league...
53Hump@reddit
I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in āNam of courseā¦
SeparateMongoose192@reddit
He's fragile
EarlessBanana@reddit
Very fragile
useless_modern_god@reddit
If this isnāt Namā and there are rules, donāt you think pointing a loaded gun at someoneās head is kind of against the rules?
Walter should have been disqualified at the very least. and then, the insufferable prick has the nerve to complain about bowling on a Saturday. A SATURDAY!
Unbelievable.
betabry@reddit
Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?
SHOMER FUCKING SHABBOS!
TabmeisterGeneral@reddit
You know I myself dabbled in pacifism, Dude
Prophet-of-Ganja@reddit (OP)
lol I have a Young Walter card whose ability is to make a copy of the enchantment Pacifism attached to a creature controlled by your opponent that they can choose to destroy by paying 3 life
Dr-Alec-Holland@reddit
Itās been said but come onā¦. Smokey is no coward. Not even close
vengeanceintobeing@reddit
Needs partners with Norin, the Wary
Prophet-of-Ganja@reddit (OP)
That was the card that inspired this one, for sure
INVaDER_SEaN@reddit
More accurate rule would be Smokey, Conscientious Objector blocks an attaching creature. That creature's attack does nothing. But, you know, lotta ins. Lotta outs. Lotta what have you.
Shoddy-Indication798@reddit
O)h but this is a game... you said it yourself
Walterkovacs1985@reddit
It's also an electronic card that says "I wasn't over" over and over again once flipped.
anditcounts@reddit
Play the Reverse Uno card
binneysaurass@reddit
He's not trying to be a hard on about this...
HeyMarty10thalready@reddit
Good guy but heās a bit of a hard on towards Walter.
Tasty-Application807@reddit
It's a league game, Smoke.
TimJC81@reddit
Susceptible to world of pain attack from enemies
mac-grey@reddit
I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam, of course.
gloriosky_zero@reddit
OVER THE LINE
NukeTheBurbz@reddit
But he wadnāt over.
Weird-Yesterday-8129@reddit
That's fucking interesting man