I got one! | TheaterFire

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DisastrousOne3950@reddit

...and I don't engage in coitus on Shabbos!

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rmunderway@reddit

This was barely funny the first time. Extremely played out.

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It more fun when it happens to you. I got an unknown text on a Saturday asking if I wanted to go to a bbq. I replied that “I’m not even supposed to text on Shabbos”. Sadly they didn’t take the bait. ☹️

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LippService@reddit

Ever heard of the Seattle Seven?

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Key-Contest-2879@reddit

That was OP…and six other guys.

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otterswhoknow@reddit

Dude are you fucking this up!?

You totally had the perfect setup for a “did you ever hear of the Seattle seven?”

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ddaadd18@reddit

Yes and proud we are of all of them

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Dr_Middlefinger@reddit

Sounds like you could fix her cable.

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lasher992001@reddit

You can imagine what happens from here...

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Punado-de-soledad@reddit

He fixes the cable?

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RobbMeeX@reddit

Come on, man. I'm not trying to scam anybody here.

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murphanduncas@reddit

Don't be fatuous Jeffrey.

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Dr_Middlefinger@reddit

Maudie’s told me all about you. She’ll be back in a minute, sit down. Do you want a drink?

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didntthink2much@reddit

I wouldn't hold out much hope for the eight track, though. Or the Creedence.

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didntthink2much@reddit

This is what happens, Larry!

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msb06c@reddit

If you will it, they will come.

Nice work. Definitely not the work of a nihilist.

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Affectionate-Flan-99@reddit

On the real though… what the hell are these texts? I get them sometimes too. What is the goal here?

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nbanditelli@reddit

Phone's texting, dude.

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BlueGlow00noo@reddit

What’s this day of rest bullshit!?!

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the_dude0110@reddit

It don't matter to Jesus!

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bosslines@reddit

Should have told her you were part of the Seattle 7

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bosslines@reddit

Shabbos, Donny, the Jewish day of rest.

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SnooSketches7419@reddit

Mark it dude! Great job!

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jakelaw08@reddit

Or El duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

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Any_Feature_9671@reddit

Had same experience but I told her I worked in a Irish bar w my 2 buddies

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CreedBrattonWasHere@reddit

Do you all have any sarsaparilla?

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SaintStephen77@reddit

I am 100% doing this to the next one of these trolling texts designed to empty your wallet. I can’t wait

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Grievsey13@reddit

Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not ‘Mr. Lebowski.’ You’re Mrs Lebowski. I’m The Dude. So

that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.”

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Tummeh142@reddit

These sick fucks! This whole fucking thing!

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SmoovyJ@reddit

She’s not my special Thai chef she’s my fucking vacation guide!

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jack-t-o-r-s@reddit

And you didn't mention smoking Thai stick?

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murphanduncas@reddit

Or being one of the Seattle seven. You and six other guys .

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Sensitive_Mirror_472@reddit

she's probably not into the whole brevity thing.

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TrippinBram@reddit

I’ve started doing this lately as well and it makes scam texts actually something to look forward to!

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Electrical_Chicken@reddit

Marvelous

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texicali74@reddit

The Dude, in Los Ang-uh-lus.

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jack-t-o-r-s@reddit

Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic

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BlueGlow00noo@reddit

You don’t just stop being Jewish

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jack-t-o-r-s@reddit

You're living in the fuckin past

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DiogenesD0g@reddit

You know Dude, I myself dabbled with becoming MIA at one point. Not in Nam, of course--

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Snoo-33147@reddit

I'm The Dude, so that's what you call me.

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International_Row928@reddit

Maybe she wants to use your shower.

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kathrinet2022@reddit

This IS an emergency maaan!