What is a Lebowski quote that lingers in the back of your mind and occasionally surfaces?
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For me, it's the "We takeezzzzz zee munneh Lebowskiii"
RepresentativeNo3131@reddit
"If you will it, Dude, it is no dream".
XZZ5@reddit (OP)
What's that?
ahoypolloi_@reddit
Some kinda eastern thing
XZZ5@reddit (OP)
"Theodore Herzl. If you will it, it is no dream."
SlickRickGrits@reddit
The carrier Walter what’s in the fucking carrier?
cleptilectic@reddit
Oh! Cynthia’s dog, I think it’s a pomeranian.
McMikey99@reddit
You brought a fuckin Pomeranian bowling, man!?
usbekchslebxian@reddit
I didn’t bring it bowling. I didn’t rent it shoes. I’m not buying it a fuckin’ beer. He’s not taking your fuckin’ turn, dude
cleptilectic@reddit
If my ex wife asked me to watch her dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I’d tell her to go fuck herself. Why can’t she board it?
McMikey99@reddit
You can't board the dog, dude. It has papers, it gets upset, it's hair falls out.
skonthebass24@reddit
Can't leave him alone or he eats the furniture
53Hump@reddit
His hair falls out
SlickRickGrits@reddit
Fucking dog has fucking papers... OVER THE LINE!
hornwalker@reddit
State of Israel.
howsthisforsmart@reddit
Etz chaim he
SnooPandas7150@reddit
As the ex used to say
DimensionsIntertwine@reddit
Far from it.
Believe-The-Science@reddit
Far from it.
ComfortablyBalanced@reddit
Anti-Semite!
TopHat1935@reddit
vladimir illanich uleninov
MDeruki420ta@reddit
I say it all the time as well
jellyfishthreethou@reddit
I fucking hate the Eagles.
BroVak11@reddit
I really like the part too when Tara Reid says “I’ll suck your dick for 50 bucks” and The Dude says something to the effect of “I’ll go find an ATM”. I can’t remember the exact quote and I’m too lazy to figure it out.
BroVak11@reddit
“It’s good to know he’s out there, The Dude, taking her easy for all us sinners.” - don’t know if it counts because Lebowski doesn’t say it, but I love this line!
jackie_treehorn2@reddit
Wave of the future, Dude.
Amischwein@reddit
She gotta feed the monkey, has that not occurred to you man?
Amischwein@reddit
The plots ludicrous
Amischwein@reddit
I’ve come to fix your cable
Amischwein@reddit
This is our concern dude.
louhemp007@reddit
“Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules”
JFMFinKC05@reddit
Shut the fu@k up Donnie
musicfan-1969@reddit
In times like these, " Shut the Fuck up Donny" seems appropriate
0Marshman0@reddit
You’re out on your element, Donnie
BidSignificant5221@reddit
The dude abides
Dramatic-Succotash62@reddit
“It’s down there somewhere”
Odd_Acanthisitta_368@reddit
All is not fucked, man, all is not fucked. This has kept me sane throughout the pandemic and tRumps presidency.
Newkular_Balm@reddit
"I hate the fucking eagles." I'm nearly 40. The dudes age. The killers are my eagles. They've been around for 21 years and I hate them. But they are the sound of a generation.
shawner136@reddit
Im blanking on it now but theres a particular line he says when he sees the artist chick. Idr if its before or after they bang
Main_Radio63@reddit
Careful, man, there's a beverage here!
bzee77@reddit
This aggression won’t stand, man.
SpecialAmbassador313@reddit
It really ties the room together
87YoungTed@reddit
The dude abides man.
heavymetalmug666@reddit
"the dude abides" get said regularly in my life
YodaVader1977@reddit
“This not Vietnam, this is bowling…there are rules”
Cultural_Mission_235@reddit
Just because we’re bereaved doesn’t make us saps!
anditcounts@reddit
New shit has come to light
Emotional_Friend143@reddit
What are you blathering on about?
subcinco@reddit
I'll tell you what I'm blathering about
SportyMcDuff@reddit
It really tied the room together.
TradeIcy1669@reddit
This is the one
Mediocre-Catch9580@reddit
No lie I was at a funeral recently where they got cremated and it took all my strength to not say “is there a Ralph’s around here?”
TheoriesAbound8@reddit
It's our most reasonably priced urn
Old-Spend-8218@reddit
He doesn’t get out much these days.
Old-Spend-8218@reddit
The old man said take any rug in the house…
LuxFixxins@reddit
Calmer than you are.
odomotto@reddit
"Careful man, there's a beverage here'!
Willie-Tanner@reddit
Is this your homework Larry?
Entirely-of-cheese@reddit
This is what happens Larry. This is what happens. This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.
ihadanoniononmybelt@reddit
"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!" - edited for TV
SaulBellowII@reddit
Phoebe Bridgers named her debut album Stranger in the Alps off that line.
Electric-RedPanda@reddit
Is this your homework Larry?
Status-Role-852@reddit
When someone’s being dramatic about a bad thing that might happen, I have the urge to wave my arms like I’m conducting an orchestra and say “they’re gonna kill that poor woman!”
martymcfly22@reddit
“Of course you do…”
Demo8@reddit
“You mean, coitus?”
thizzdanz@reddit
…or the Creedence
Jkrajecki@reddit
Calmer than you are
GuiltyRemnant3@reddit
The rug really tied the room together
jellyfishthreethou@reddit
“They have us working in shifts!”
agreeswithfishpal@reddit
Last night for some reason I was thinking "You're out of your element Donnie."
sloppy_sheiko@reddit
Excuse me, dear..
OG-Giligadi@reddit
Donny, you're out of your element.
Sufficient_Stop8381@reddit
Competitive_Coat3474@reddit
Obviously you’re not a golfer.
Ok-Drive-9685@reddit
Also, let’s not forget - let’s not forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either
phizappa@reddit
Phones ringing dude.
Worldly-Ad3292@reddit
“It’s down there somewhere let me take another look”
tyrannustyrannus@reddit
What are you a fuckin park ranger?
flapjackelope@reddit
iiiiii ... Did not know that
NarWalruz@reddit
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, one with nail polish.
Hour_Insurance_7795@reddit
“We’ve been frantically trying to reach you Dude”. Just the hurried monotone way in which he says it.
djmattyp77@reddit
Over the line, mark it zero!
And Sometimes you eat the bear. Sometimes the bear eats you.
Ancient_Composer9119@reddit
Leads??
thr3tLVLm1dn1t3@reddit
Do you see what happens, Larry!?!
Waste_Woodpecker2637@reddit
What’s a pederass Walter? Shut the ___ up Donnie
benfitz47@reddit
“The royal we”
dudeabiding420@reddit
They're amateurs.
fyukhyu@reddit
We were in RMNP a few months ago and were reading a sign about local animal populations, which included marmots. All I could think was "owning an amphibious rodent, for, uh, domestic, you know, within city limits... That's not legal" and my wife was very confused about my cackling. It happened so organically and so completely unexpectedly (I had no idea marmots lived there).
Willis_Wesley@reddit
“You got a date!” - the Jesus
rawbbie420@reddit
We’re missing the very important quote, that I think of often: Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?
Special_North1535@reddit
Thats just like your opinion man
tributetotio@reddit
Our fuckin' troubles are over Dude
Tony_Stank_91@reddit
The entire scene with the cops at his apartment always has me dying.
Dunadain_@reddit
I've got new information man, new shit has come to light! -I use that one at work.
Shut the fuck up Donnie! You're out of your element!
EmbraceableYew@reddit
This aggression will not stand, man.
old_library3546@reddit
THIS IS THE KEY SENTENCE for me
EntrepreneurFar8629@reddit
This is our concern dude
nurdle@reddit
You are a fine dad.
VaguelyFamiliarVoice@reddit
Used this line on a cop. It was glorious.
SnooPandas7150@reddit
What are you, a fucking Mean Girls fan now?
usbekchslebxian@reddit
Sometimes when my coworkers are being moody pricks i’ll quietly mutter, “Uhh, this aggression, this aggression will not stand, uh, against.. Kuwait”. Nobody really hears it conciously, but they’re probably like “the fuck?”
mcleanmartel@reddit
I have my 6 year old trained to say this now when someone irritates him.
ddaadd18@reddit
Well played. It’s quite assertive even out of this context
Academic_Guitar_1353@reddit
“You want a toe? I’ll get you a toe. What time is it?”
adiostiempo@reddit
“Lots of ins and outs, lots of threads in old duder’s brain.”
stoneman9284@reddit
Nothing is fucked here
arturomia@reddit
We don't have a cow🤮
geoduck_cf4l@reddit
Nothing is FUCKED?!
Worried_Local_9620@reddit
I say this at work A LOT. Sometimes I'm wrong.
LtAldoDurden@reddit
This is definitely the one I vocalize most often
SmallsLightdarker@reddit
Me too, but second place would be "Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Me. Lebowski?"
KenethNoisewaterMD@reddit
Also, “you’re being very un-dude.”
stoneman9284@reddit
Yea I use that one a lot too
-grc1-@reddit
The god damn plane's crashed into the mountain.
Il_Magn1f1c0@reddit
Shut rhe fuck up Donnie!!
(I am the Walrus)
Il_Magn1f1c0@reddit
Ow! F**ing Fascist!
MannyBothans_15@reddit
"Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
Il_Magn1f1c0@reddit
Yep, this one! Have to make the face too tho.
SusanvilleBob@reddit
I say this to my wife as much as possible.
CompletelyBedWasted@reddit
Exactly like he says it too. Lol
fullmetal66@reddit
My first thought
wetclogs@reddit
Weekly.
reallyoldgit@reddit
This is the one. A line for all the ages.
CoughinNail@reddit
My (10 & 8) year old kids know this line very well, and they use it. With ZERO reference other than they’ve heard their mother and I say it to each other (& them, admittedly) since they were in diapers.
LaVidaYokel@reddit
all the time, man
AlGeee@reddit
🏆
oberholtz@reddit
Said with long stoned pauses at each comma.
oberholtz@reddit
It really helps when it’s totally true, totally false or the speaker is talking with righteous indignation.
Mc_Qubed@reddit
Delivery is key here but definitely one of my favs
Maharog@reddit
"OVER THE LINE!" Doesn't come up often in my life but on the rare occasion that it is relevant to what's happening in my life it naturally pops into my head effortlessly
Muted_Yak7787@reddit
"And thurrah"
Minglewoodlost@reddit
I myself once dabbled in pacifism.
Immediate-Algae7975@reddit
Underrated. 🤣🤣
conger49@reddit
Not in ‘Nam, of course
Minglewoodlost@reddit
Worthy fucking adversary
Immediate-Algae7975@reddit
Underrated. 🤣
mismanagedmischief42@reddit
I want a lawyer man. I want Phil Kunsler and Ron Kuby
theghostoftroymclure@reddit
Bill Kuntsler, he defended the Chicago 7. He was law partners with Ron Kuby during the 80s and 90s.
helpfulskeptic@reddit
Famous civil rights lawyers. That’s a deep cut by the writers. Not many non-lawyers would know those names.
Immaculatehombre@reddit
That’s fucking interesting man! That’s fucking interesting.
Bwatso2112@reddit
“Hey! There’s a beverage here!”
Weak_Total_24@reddit
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DONT FUCKING ROLL
GobblerOnTheRoof@reddit
The god damn plane, has crashed into the mountain!
Kung_fu_gift_shop@reddit
For my dads birthday my brother got him a doormat that says “this is a private residence man”
Hamtramck_Polska@reddit
Occasionally?
So like… the obscure stuff.
DroogleVonBuric@reddit
Not technically a line from the movie but this line in Bob Dylan’s song “The Man in Me” hit deep with me on my last viewing, which was my wife’s first viewing, which she initiated even!
“But oh, what a wonderful feeling. Just to know that you are near.”
Rianboponydaddy@reddit
This aggression will not stand, man.
clozepin@reddit
Nihilists? Fuck me. Say what you will about the tenants of national socialism, at least it’s an ethos.
srdev_ct@reddit
Does the pope shit in the woods?
mjhripple@reddit
“Has the whole world gone crazy?”, “You’re out of your element Donnie” and “that carpet really brought the room together” stick in mind they most.
JujLounge@reddit
"Life doesn't start and stop at your convenience you miserable piece of shit."
sporkachoon@reddit
That's marvelous.
Wejustsay_manager@reddit
You ever hear of the Seattle seven? That was me…. and six other guys.
Maniac1978@reddit
The music business… briefly.
4fluff2head0@reddit
WOOOOOOO! You got a date Wednesday baby!
skijeng@reddit
Do not fuck with the Jesus
Maniac1978@reddit
Any and everytime I go bowling with the family the name I put on the board is “De Jesus”
K2kob1@reddit
I see you rolled your way into the semis man. Liam and me gonna f$&7 you up.
Feralest_Baby@reddit
Eight year olds, Dude.
rosstein33@reddit
What's this day of rest shit?!!?
ComfortablyBalanced@reddit
It don't matter to Jesus.
ProEraWuTang@reddit
He's crackin'.
kathrinet2022@reddit
And pull the trigger till it goes … click!
jseego@reddit
Officer: we found her lodged against an abutment.
Lebowski: oh man...where??
analavalanche69@reddit
This aggression will not stand, man.
ab930@reddit
Fuck it dude. Let’s go bowling.
EmptyBuildings@reddit
When my wife tells me a cool tidbit of information I exclaim "That's fucking interesting man, that's fucking interesting."
Skeezy_mcbuttface@reddit
Walter, I love you... but sooner or later you're going to have to face the fact that you're a fuckin moron.
askforwildbob@reddit
-“Man, come on. I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin’ Eagles, man!”
-“OUT OF MY FUCKIN’ CAB!”
microtramp@reddit
And let's also not forget, Dude, that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city — that aint legal either.
redwoodavg@reddit
Who’s your friend with the cleft asshole??
microtramp@reddit
(unhinged cackling)
Prophet-of-Ganja@reddit
“…and thorough.”
shrimpdogvapes2@reddit
Don't be fatuous, jeffrey
microtramp@reddit
That's mine.
JerryOD@reddit
“They think the carpet pissers did this?”
“That’s fucking interesting….thats fucking interesting, man.”
odzbo@reddit
Shomer sabbos!
Luke5119@reddit
"This is a fucking show dog, with fucking papers. You can't board it, it gets upset, its hair falls out. Fucking dog has fucking papers"
Luke5119@reddit
"Oh, nice marmot"
SplendaDiabeetus@reddit
'Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, dude. At least it's an etha.'
boston02124@reddit
Calmer than you are Dude
MVD_Jams@reddit
“I’ve got a rash man…”
NarwhalOk95@reddit
“I hate the fucking Eagles man!”
jahamslam@reddit
Currently rewatching the show Preacher and all I can think about is the character Cassidy repeatedly talking about how The Big Lebowski doesn't make any sense. Fwiw.
ahoypolloi_@reddit
Oh no, he has health problems
clocksteadytickin@reddit
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!
helpfulskeptic@reddit
Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?
53Hump@reddit
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!!
XZZ5@reddit (OP)
LARRRYYYYYYYYY DEE MAN IS HEREEEEE"
loptopandbingo@reddit
This man is the police
Muted-Manufacturer57@reddit
No ma’am we didn’t want to give the impression that we’re police, exactly.
indieguy33@reddit
That’s up to little Larry here.
crazy_washingmachine@reddit
“But that all depends on whether little Larry is gonna cooperate or not”
ComfortablyBalanced@reddit
Oh yes.
twatduster@reddit
You fucking fascist
DigitalEagleDriver@reddit
I laugh and say "That's marvelous" very frequently when someone says something witty or really funny.
hornwalker@reddit
Whenever I bang my wife-“that was a natural, zesty enterprise!”
Coitus.
SoupIsNotAMeal@reddit
This comment is ludicrous
hornwalker@reddit
You can imagine where it goes from here.
53Hump@reddit
He fixes the cable?
hornwalker@reddit
Don’t be facetious, u/53Hump
RoguePlanet2@reddit
*fatuous
RobbMeeX@reddit
Well, yes. What did you think this was all about? Fun and games?
huvioreader@reddit
Fucking redditor has fucking coitus… OVER THE LINE
mcleanmartel@reddit
Frequently is “______? I mean, you know the guy?”
chai-cola@reddit
“Also, dude, Chinamen is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian American, please.” “Smokey, This is not Nam, this is bowling, there are rules.”
SplendaDiabeetus@reddit
'Hey! Careful man, there's a beverage here!'
lizzards666@reddit
Obviously you’re not a golfer.
jonzeDG@reddit
OVER THE LINE!
southwestson@reddit
That’s like your opinion man
fate_is_mine@reddit
"Sometimes you eat the bar, sometimes the bar eats you."
Western_Ingenuity489@reddit
“I’m calmer than you are”
stezel88@reddit
The Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!
Fit-Meal4943@reddit
That insert object really tied the room together.
SassyMoron@reddit
"I am the walrus"
Nova_HiveMind@reddit
Leads? Yeah, sure, I’ll just check with the boys down at the crime lab.
licwip@reddit
They got us working in shifts!
Eternal_Stillth@reddit
Obviously you're not a golfer.
MoSqueezin@reddit
It's down there somewhere let me take another look
Good_Barnacle_2010@reddit
Honestly that line is really badass. Like he’s clearly at a disadvantage to two armed guys and he has the balls to be snarky. I love that about him. He doesn’t back down.
MoSqueezin@reddit
Well, the dude abides.
Marleymayangel@reddit
Anytime I feel the person I’m talking to doesnt understand
Good_Barnacle_2010@reddit
Do you make a habit of having your head shoved in a toilet?
Marleymayangel@reddit
On occasion
Snacks75@reddit
You're not wrong Walter, you're just an asshole.
nobodyamerica@reddit
Vagina.
Objective-Elk-7988@reddit
It don’t matter to Jesus! This is bush league psych-out stuff, man!
DeadKamper@reddit
Bush league! Love it
snotknows@reddit
Bummer, that’s a bummer man
DeadKamper@reddit
Must be said with a croaky exhale
therealtwomartinis@reddit
very easy to slip this into everyday conversation…
DeadKamper@reddit
“Got any promising leads?”
https://youtu.be/v7acD4q0lp0?si=W51An5rZpQIsCahC
DeadKamper@reddit
The cop’s response is the only movie moment I’m still in tears every time
Apprehensive-Chef989@reddit
$20 grand……man
DeadKamper@reddit
“Shut the fuck up, Donny”; Simply because of a Trump presidency.
_Shala-shaska_@reddit
I blurt out “You’re killing your father Larry” an autistic amount of times per month
Competitive-Nerve134@reddit
“This is not ‘Nam, Smokey, there are rules”
“Shut the FUCK UP, Donnie”
“8-year olds, Dude”
“Take the ringer, Dude”
“I can you a toe, Dude, I’m half an hour. With nail polish”
“I’m just gonna go find a cash machine”
“I, myself, studied Pacifism. Not in ‘Nam, of course”
So many….
Great-Mention2691@reddit
"Let's take that hill!" -Walter Sobchak-
Logical_Lifeguard_81@reddit
“I hate the Eagles man”
OhEssYouIII@reddit
“Nothing is Fucked”
Imaginary-Round2422@reddit
“He’s a good man, and thorough.”
Weird-Yesterday-8129@reddit
I introduce my partner as my fucking lady friend
Chrisnm203@reddit
I always use “special lady friend.”
BitPoet@reddit
My friend and her wife got declared as “very special lady friends” at their wedding.
SlickRickGrits@reddit
“It’s like Lenin said, you look for the person who will benefit… and uhh uhh, you know… uhh uhh you know what I’m trying to say here….”
If someone is telling me something and starts to ramble or I feel like my story is going nowhere I always jump back to that one.
AtFishCat@reddit
I am the walrus
Specific_Box4483@reddit
I use "I am the walrus" when I am totally out of the loop and confused about a conversation. Nobody ever gets it :(
Bozunkle@reddit
You need the question mark so it sounds right… “I am the walrus?”
gettinsadonreddit@reddit
Lotta ins and outs, this aggression will not stand man.
LlamaLazers@reddit
That fucking bitch
Tedbrautigan667@reddit
Oh, you know...strikes and gutters, ups and downs.
Tedbrautigan667@reddit
Ja, Lebowski!!
Cut off your johnson, Lebowski!!!
elementalguitars@reddit
“No Donny, these men are nihilists. There’s nothing to be afraid of.”
Bowmore34yr@reddit
When I get home from work and my kids are being nasty to each other:
“Am I the only one who gives a shit about the rules?!”
crudohr@reddit
The carpet tied the room together
an0m1n0us@reddit
I cant hear someone say the name Jeffrey withouth thinking of Maude.
Klooey@reddit
"it's down there somewhere let me take another look"
TheChefWillCook@reddit
Really tied the room together
usbekchslebxian@reddit
“Ahh, nice marmot”
hairyerectus@reddit
What are you a park ranger?!?
TheTraveller66@reddit
And the, you know, amphibious rodent…that ain’t legal either
Maleficent-Cap-2872@reddit
This!
Morph-Dusseldorf@reddit
Phone’s ringin, Dude
Grembo_Jones@reddit
smegheadzed@reddit
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps
Powerful-Soup-8767@reddit
My girlfriend and I regularly tell each other to “shut the fuck up, Donnie,” when the context is right.
faucetpants@reddit
"OVER THE LINE!" usually in parking lots
ElephantBackground81@reddit
Nice marmot
mcleanmartel@reddit
Yet another I have to add I use a lot “I did not know that”
k_brn@reddit
This is what happens, Larry
holy_mojito@reddit
Rug pee-ers didn't do this.
NerdyV1xen@reddit
“Where’s the money Lebowski??”
I work in collections.
Jobrien7613@reddit
Are you employed, sir?
Notch99@reddit
And a good day to you sir.
MrBark@reddit
HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? MARK IT ZERO!
mcleanmartel@reddit
This is not Vietnam, there are rules.
Heavy72@reddit
I'm on a football message board and this phrase has morphed into a phrase of its own... anytime some one mentions their wife their obliged to include a reference to her being Vietnamese because "we have rules around here..." meaning they need to post a picture of said girl because, rules.
RunnyPlease@reddit
This is the one i was looking for.
jwg020@reddit
This is one that I like to use.
nugsy_mcb@reddit
Yep, MARK IT ZERO is definitely mine
KeyLay@reddit
“Far out” 😎
Semi-Chubbs_Peterson@reddit
Nice marmot.
Ordinary-Sentence6@reddit
chrisrobweeks@reddit
"Tattoo it on your forehead!"
EmDeeAech70@reddit
“No, Donnie, these men are cowards”
I-Was_Never-Here@reddit
Johnson?
Euphoric_Advice_2770@reddit
Fuck it Dude. Let’s go bowling.
I think of this line anytime I’m frustrated or down about a situation lol. The art of not giving a fuck and letting it go.
Mind-of-Jaxon@reddit
Fuck it let’s go bowling. This aggression cannot stand, man. Nihilist? Sounds tiring. Shut up, Donny.
Safe-Rice8706@reddit
I tell people that their rug really ties the room together, not everyone gets it.
chijerms@reddit
Just know that you are not alone
HPID@reddit
SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY
BigDoggyBarabas1@reddit
Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it was an Ethos
RetroactiveRecursion@reddit
"I'm just gonna go find a cash machine."
ConcaveNips@reddit
Like 7000 of them. The whole fucking movie is quotable.
Elevation212@reddit
“Sometimes you eat the bar, sometimes the bar eats you”
“You make one hell of a Caucasian Jackie”
“We believe in nothing lebowksi”
J-Love-McLuvin@reddit
Yes, and proud we are of all of them.
endfreq@reddit
I said this relentlessly.
ahoypolloi_@reddit
The meter of this line is so lyrical
Particular_Dig_1536@reddit
Similar cadence to “Would that it were so simple” from the Coens’ Hail Caesar 😂 they’re really two of the greatest dialogue writers! No wonder music plays such a big role in their films - No Country for Old Men excepted 😂
J-Love-McLuvin@reddit
For sure. Also how unemotional and performative her delivery is.
george_kaplan1959@reddit
Hence the slut
gilgobeachslayer@reddit
It’s an incredible line read
mcleanmartel@reddit
She’s had to say it so many times with no intention behind it. She was just reciting what she has to.
CaptainMatticus@reddit
It's kind of like how in the Manchurian Candidate, when Raymond Shaw's fellow squad mates all unemotionally say, "Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful individual I have ever known," any time they're asked about their opinion of the man.
Kaneshadow@reddit
"I hate the fuckin Eagles, man!"
Pops into my head whenever I hear Hotel California.
Minge516@reddit
Hey, careful man, there’s a beverage here.
Stankaphone@reddit
Just got this one in t-shirt form. New fave.
thechurchnerd@reddit
This is always in my head…
J-Love-McLuvin@reddit
I say this all the time when my dogs mob me when I’m sitting at the couch … with a beverage.
VaguelyFamiliarVoice@reddit
It might be because I usually have a beverage but this is the one for me.
twelve112@reddit
Aww man u took mine lol
HopelesslyCursed@reddit
"Thanks a lot, asshole."
SupaSly@reddit
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
Blandon_So_Cool@reddit
“Lotta ins lotta outs”
justinbeuke@reddit
“Calmer than you are.”
Beginning_Name7708@reddit
"Sex, Mr. Lebowski, do you like it?", " You mean coitus".
TDK76225@reddit
You mean coitus?
Little-Somewhere8247@reddit
Nice marmot.
cbmuir@reddit
I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
roverhendrix123@reddit
My boss know is Named Jesús... nobody fucks with the jesus
Tasty-Application807@reddit
Naming one's child is Jesus a little bit strange tbh
allusium@reddit
Basically translates to Joshua in Spanish.
SportyMcDuff@reddit
It translates to Jesus in Spanish.
roverhendrix123@reddit
This Aggression will not stand!
mickeytr33s@reddit
You’re joking right?
Tasty-Application807@reddit
Are you surprised at my tears, sir?
j_ly@reddit
Obviously, you're not a Mexican.
roverhendrix123@reddit
Siiiiii
Goadahell@reddit
“You’re not wrong Walter. You’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole.”
XZZ5@reddit (OP)
Calmer than you are.
usbekchslebxian@reddit
Yeah, waving the fuckin’ gun around?!
SportyMcDuff@reddit
You point that gun at me, and I’ll shove it up your ass and pull the trigger til it goes cleek. You gotta date Wednesday baby whoo!!!
ComfortablyBalanced@reddit
Yeah, replying to every comment around?
shrimpdogvapes2@reddit
Calmer than you are.
beardedsilverfox@reddit
This! In arguments I use it to win bonus points over heated people.
Feralest_Baby@reddit
This is the only correct response to 90% of AITA posts.
ApatheistHeretic@reddit
I use that one multiple times weekly.
fizzleguy@reddit
This one comes to mind so much
YourBigDaddy2024@reddit
Dios Mio mang
Baboonbutt11@reddit
Shut the fuck up, Donnie!!
grokinfullness@reddit
Nice marmot
surfinbird@reddit
“Phone’s ringing, dude.” is my ringtone
KlownPuree@reddit
I hate the Eagles
Aggravating-Fee-8556@reddit
Nice marmot
Brookeofficial221@reddit
“Not the fucking Eagles man!”
resigned_hipster@reddit
It’s a complicated case, lotta ins lotta outs lotta what have you
resigned_hipster@reddit
Ya know I myself once dabbled in pacifism
resigned_hipster@reddit
Calmer than you are
Prize-Key-5806@reddit
You’re out of your element Donnie
TangeloGlass@reddit
“Do you like sex, Mr Lebowski? Coitus: the physical act of love.”
Bagodonuts69@reddit
I’m just gonna go find a cash machine…
sexbymyself@reddit
Does he still write?
PushSouth5877@reddit
The dude abides
Mediocre-Jedi@reddit
That’s your answer for everything.
GrumpyCatStevens@reddit
Shut the fuck up, Donnie!
Inevitable_Ad7080@reddit
He's a good man, and thorough.
Aggressive_Ad60@reddit
Did I mention, he’s thorough?
grapeswisher420@reddit
This is our concern.
emperormax@reddit
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
mojo996@reddit
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!
slamueljoseph@reddit
“It is, our most modestly priced receptacle.”
Fit-Smile2707@reddit
Shut the fuck up Donnie!
Even-Juggernaut-3433@reddit
“It’s not fair! My girlfriend cut off her toe!”
lakeseason@reddit
OVER THE LINE!!
Automatic-Count2092@reddit
Obviously, you're not a golfer
jarrodandrewwalker@reddit
TAKE THE RINGER!
metatron7471@reddit
I'm the dude man!
Forsaken_Detail5922@reddit
Calmer than you are
Reuben3358@reddit
“It’s down there somewhere, let me take another look.”
Immediate_Walrus_776@reddit
You're out of your league Donnie!
GroundbreakingOil480@reddit
"Ve believe in nossing, Lebowski."
"You ever hear of the Seattle Seven? That was me. And six other guys....."
capnbignose24@reddit
“Shut the FUCK UP, Donnie!” My wife bought a sheep that bleats constantly. I name him Donnie just so I can yell this when I’m out in the yard.
ChardCool1290@reddit
Did I urinate on your rug?
rotatingleslie@reddit
Fucking dog has fucking papers!
Cool-Camp-6978@reddit
“It’s not FEAAAHH”
Distinct-One2516@reddit
“The dude abides.”
Neat_Captain_3866@reddit
Fuck it Dude, let’s go bowling.
CheeseburgerKarma94@reddit
“Lots of in and outs. What have yous”
lookmomnoarms@reddit
Obviously, you’re not a golfer.
BeemHume@reddit
“that & a pair of testicles”
Moist_Strategy_275@reddit
“Hey, hey! Careful, man, there’s a beverage here!”
Three53@reddit
Your clearly not a golfer
bigstrizzydad@reddit
And I hate the fuckin eagle, man.
Illustrious_Print279@reddit
That rug really tied that room together, did it not??
Teacherforlife21@reddit
Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your
auldnate@reddit
This is the one I use most often!
tobi319@reddit
“Shut the fuck up, Donny!”
“Forget it, Donny, you’re out of your element!”
claybythebay9@reddit
“WITH nail polish”
Kaka-doo-run-run@reddit
“Johnson?”
AdopeyIllustrator@reddit
Phones ringing dude
AdagioAffectionate66@reddit
No one fucks with the Jesus!
Bdcelli@reddit
Let’s take that hill!
Gaduol@reddit
No, Donnie. These men are cowards.
ben_derisgreat9@reddit
Hey, this is a private residence!
MisterMeanMustard@reddit
Does he still write?
ben_derisgreat9@reddit
Arthur digby sellers
Particular_Dig_1536@reddit
Not exactly a lightweight
Oldboy502@reddit
Bulk of the series dude.
sexbymyself@reddit
He has health problems
XZZ5@reddit (OP)
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!!!
Historical-Shine-786@reddit
“The Dude abides.”
Professional-Pay1198@reddit
"This is not 'Nam, it's bowling; there are rules!"
the_black_ram666@reddit
WHERE'S THE FUCKIN MONEY SHITHEEEAAAD
PeorgieT75@reddit
Are you employed sir?
RoyalsHatGuy@reddit
If I'm watching sports: "OVER THE LINE!"
Last appeared last Thursday night.
No-Breadfruit6582@reddit
They’re pretty much all rotating around in constant thought. I just get excited to bring one to light. At work it’s, “after we get done with the…uh…what-have-you…”
No-Breadfruit6582@reddit
You didn’t think I was rollin’ outta here naked didya?
superdupermensch@reddit
"{There's a beverage here."
darthsickness@reddit
“Nothing is fucked”
Hellfireandstuff@reddit
“The story is ludicrous”
Maleficent-Cap-2872@reddit
Wanna split hairs?
RunWithCoco@reddit
"I'm just gonna go find a cash machine....."
peanutbuggered@reddit
You see what happens Larry?
Ancient_Scarcity_909@reddit
“We fucks you up Lebowski”
ExpensivePangolin712@reddit
Calmer than you are..
Low_Action_6247@reddit
"Well, that's just like your opinion, man"
NeverShitposting@reddit
Nice marmot
Know_Your_Enemy_91@reddit
“I told that Kraut…..” I usually improvise the last part with something that’s suiting to my current situation.
bonelesshorse@reddit
Vagina
Squiggleswasmybestie@reddit
Shut the fuck up Donny!1
mr_trashbear@reddit
He's a good man. And thorough
mr_trashbear@reddit
You're out of your element, Donny!
lovethedharma63@reddit
Walter: "Nihilists, F*ck me. Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism Dude, at least it's an ethos."
oscarblancotrav@reddit
Smokey this is not ‘Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
Acrobatic-Rush-6352@reddit
That and a pair of testicles
wtb1000@reddit
You wanna toe? I can get you a toe.
No_Routine_3706@reddit
Sorry I thought you said Zebrowski.... I had quite a few lined up lol
Trollua_Whomperts@reddit
She owes money all over town
Trollua_Whomperts@reddit
This aggression will not stand.
TheEventHorizon0727@reddit
Say what you will about National Socialism. At least it had an ethos.
unclejohnnydanger@reddit
Whenever I’m at a restaurant with my family, before the wait staff arrives, “I’ll have the lingonberry pancakes”
None of them appreciate it
coughsicle@reddit
"ze lingonberry"
I have to say it if I ever see it on a menu
HonkyTonkin92@reddit
Shree pigs in blanket
oberholtz@reddit
First you have to mutter some German phrases to the persons fitting across from you. Pause. And decide to not do all the work of figuring what the menu says etc and resign to lingonberry pancakes.
Mike_Honcho_Spread@reddit
If you need to brush up on your German, mein name ist Karl. lch bin expert.
mcleanmartel@reddit
I do.
haveityourwaydude@reddit
Zee pigs in blanket.
FriendofMaudie@reddit
Yeah, it's a Swiss fucking watch.
Drug_Science@reddit
“Fucking Nazis, nothing changes.”
jren666@reddit
New shit has come to light…
Zestyclose-Mud-4683@reddit
Calmer than you are
And
That’s like your opinion, man
Dependent_Taro_702@reddit
"well you know, Strikes and Gutters... ups and downs"
Hungry-Number6183@reddit
I use this line all the time
terryhesticles81818@reddit
Man I had a rough night and I hate the fucking Eagles man
SirYanksaLot69@reddit
Forget it Donnie you’re out of your element.
wootangdoonies@reddit
"This is not 'Nam...There are rules."
_DarkMagus_@reddit
Ich bin eine expert is great at work.
TheHamShow@reddit
“Hey careful man, there’s a beverage here!” - and it’s almost never in regards to an actual beverage.
thetimharrison@reddit
“I got a rash, man…” I run a lot and if I ever come down with a case of thigh or nipple chafing I feel it during my post-run shower, and I always say that out loud.
BaltimoreSerious@reddit
“Careful man, there’s a beverage here!”
BuscarLivesMatter@reddit
He’s a good man, and thorough.
Kuch1845@reddit
Got a beverage here!
Blashphemian@reddit
They got us working in shifts!
We're not talking about someone who built the railroads!
This is a private residence, man!
Nice marmot.
This guy's a goldbricker. I've seen spinals, dude.
Friends like these. Eh, Gary?
You got any good sasparilla?
Jacky Treehorn treats objects like women, man!
Yeah... lemme just find a cash machine real quick.
(When the dude looks at the Time magazine "man of the year" on the wall)
Got any Kahlua?
That's a helluva Caucasian you got there, Jackie.
starsgoblind@reddit
“You mean coitus?”
PDXbarb84@reddit
It don't matter to Jesus!
thesoze@reddit
The Dude abides...
Blashphemian@reddit
I don't know about you, but I take comfort in knowing thag.
Dr_Acu1a@reddit
Fucking fascist
ExcellentTeam7721@reddit
What the fuck are you talking about!
itdeffwasnotme@reddit
That rug really tied the room together.
RespondOk6593@reddit
Donny You're out of your element.
AlRedux@reddit
Oh man, I've had a rough night and I hate the fucking Eagles
BigSteveSees@reddit
Me every morning: Enjoying my coffee.
sharkietown@reddit
Hey dude, it’s the fifth. Far out man
THR3RAV3NS@reddit
“Hey careful man, there’s a beverage here”
newfarmer@reddit
The problem is that it’s not quote it’s quotes and they don’t linger in the back. The movie should come with a warning or something.
No_Cupcake_7681@reddit
" ups and downs, strikes and gutters"
" I've had a long night and I hate the fucking eagles man"
bolting-hutch@reddit
The bums lost!
mrjimspeaks@reddit
Dipshit with a nine toed woman.
YtterbiusAntimony@reddit
Anti semite
shrimpdogvapes2@reddit
Look I'm not talking about the guys who built the railroad
DimensionsIntertwine@reddit
Totally wrong scene.
shrimpdogvapes2@reddit
I'll have you know the supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint
DimensionsIntertwine@reddit
Oh, please, dear!
Slippaz86@reddit
... Flunkin' social studies...
SadRefrigerator1253@reddit
Howdy do dude
ShamrockForShannon@reddit
Watching the Chiefs/Ravens game this past Thursday “FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE”
acewizz7@reddit
You think the carpet pissers did this?
jcslater@reddit
“Calmer than you are”
Forbin057@reddit
We believe in NOTHING
ConnieLingus34@reddit
FUCKIN DOG HAS FUCKIN PAPERS
Pupikal@reddit
OVER THE LINE
thesemanicgulls@reddit
but it wadnt over!
MrMason420@reddit
Huh?
ProEraWuTang@reddit
You brought a fucking pomeranian bowling?
Spice_Missile@reddit
Im not renting it shoes, its not takin your fuckin turn, Dude.
girlabides@reddit
It’s hair falls out
XZZ5@reddit (OP)
I think it's a Pomeranian
errornosignal@reddit
"Condolences!"
thesemanicgulls@reddit
If I have to go to another part of the house I’ll tell my husband “I’ll be in seclusion in the west wing.”
nyr201@reddit
“Ah yes, fuck it”
Worried_Local_9620@reddit
I quoted "Just because we're bereaved doesn't make us saps!" while my brother, dad, and I were at the funeral home going over how we were handling my mother's remains the morning after she passed. At first they were absolutely aghast, but then they realized that I might grieve a little differently than they do (because I do everything a little differently than they do). It took em a minute, but they laughed and we all laughed for a bit. Then I asked the director if there was a Ralph's (we don't live where there are Ralph's stores) and he said, deadpan but obviously getting the joke, "you'd be surprised how many people say that in such a somber time."
hogtownd00m@reddit
Que ridiculo
PizzaShots@reddit
Man, come on. I had a rough night and I hate the fickin’ Eagles, man.
treemann85@reddit
Do you see what happens, Larry, when you fuck a stranger in the ass?!
Aggressive_Dress6771@reddit
I can get you a toe.
BrianLevre@reddit
Obviously you're not a golfer.
L-W-J@reddit
Zesty enterprise.
BrianLevre@reddit
That must be exhausting.
joewildwood@reddit
Fuck it
Jake-Old-Trail-88@reddit
Your revolution is over! The bums lost! Every time I see people with Confederate bullshit on.
Dr-Memestein@reddit
Condolences!
Cold_Guess3786@reddit
I would love to say that to a confederate.
Zuccarroisgood@reddit
Over the line!
Pale-Confection-6951@reddit
What the fuck is with this guy? Who is he?
MarkItZeroDonnie@reddit
Yeah , he a real reactionary
Antique_Ad_1211@reddit
When a friend's phone is ringing, "Phones ringing, Dude!"
Pale-Confection-6951@reddit
STFU, Donny!
Ok_Chef_964@reddit
It really tied the room together
No_Grass_7013@reddit
“You’re not wrong Walter, you’re just an asshole”
MonkeyDick420@reddit
Calmer than you.
calamity_unbound@reddit
Sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you.
bigwilliesty1e@reddit
You have to do it with his pronunciation, though: "bar."
Awatovi@reddit
Calmer than you
Worldly_Musician_671@reddit
“Are you employed sir!?”
MikeLiVigni@reddit
New shit has come to light
winstonsmith8236@reddit
EVERY time I notice a nice rug anywhere I HAVE TO ask myself “does it really tie the room together?”
BoysenberryIcy9336@reddit
Fuck it Dude. Let’s go bowling.
ToastyVoltage@reddit
"I still jerk off manually." pops into my head more than I'd like to admit, that and a pair of testicles.
Adept-Travel6118@reddit
He’s a good man. And thorough.
kookookeekee@reddit
LARRY, SWEETIE, DE MAN IS HERE ✋🗣️‼️
LingonberryNo1190@reddit
So good. I always hear it "dat mang is here!"
say_it_aint_slow@reddit
Well dude, we just don't know.
AtFishCat@reddit
I love this moment from Brent, it exposes some humanity in him lettting go of his uptight servant persona.
Also I love when he does the kind of wine bottle opener gesture as he laughs off Bunny saying he can’t watch.
huvioreader@reddit
The ol penguin wing flap
chud3@reddit
Everything's a fucking travesty with you, man!
(said by me most recently when my wife spilled my large 32 ounce iced tea)
huvioreader@reddit
You’re on a strict sugar regimen to keep your mind limber
shadafucup@reddit
That's interesting man, that's fucking interesting.
No_School765@reddit
Phones ringing, dude…
I say it almost daily.
Elduderino8164@reddit
He fixes the cable
That’s my Robe
K2kob1@reddit
Calmer then you dude
feralcomms@reddit
And proud we are of all of them
Five_Toes_Left@reddit
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
OconRecon1@reddit
“The necessary means the necessary means”
Dr_Cee@reddit
“I like your style, Dude”.
HeyMarty10thalready@reddit
Well dude we just don’t know
sexbymyself@reddit
This is our concern Dude
HeyMarty10thalready@reddit
You think the carpet pissers did this?
shrimpdogvapes2@reddit
Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. AsianAmerican, please.
"Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads"
CitizenChatt@reddit
STFU Donny!!!!
zestfullybe@reddit
“This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous, and uh, a lot of stands to keep in my head, man.”
Remote_Swim_8485@reddit
Those rich fucks, this whole thing
Lickable-Wallpaper@reddit
Dude you’re being very undude…
cucaracho86@reddit
“ […] I hate the fuck1ng Eagles!!”
Bdcelli@reddit
Smokey, this isn’t Nam, this is bowling, there are rules
CobraOnAJetSki@reddit
I hate the fuckin Eagles
LevelGrounded@reddit
Well dude, we just don’t know.
tonysopranosalive@reddit
You’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole.
Orkuneu@reddit
i am sorry i wasnt listening
Dangeresque2015@reddit
They're gonna kill that poor woman! (Arms flapping)
Bearsliveinthewoods@reddit
After seeing the video of the priest dunking the shit out of that baby set to “where’s the fucking money Lebowski” I have never been the same.
Proud_amoeba@reddit
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
torontopeter@reddit
What in God’s holy name are you blathering about?
netczar@reddit
Calmer than you are
JankroCommittee@reddit
Occasionally? More like daily. “I hate the fuckin’ Eagles man.”
52nd_and_Broadway@reddit
“Ohh, nice marmot.”
Smilechurch@reddit
8yr old, dude. 8yr olds.
CursesSailor@reddit
Hey, watch the beverage man……
stan_henderson@reddit
“Phone’s ringin’ dude!”
Calm_Employment6053@reddit
THAT POOR WOMAN IS GONNA DIE!!!!
hempels_sofa@reddit
Phone's ringing, Dude.
walk2future@reddit
The rug made the room.
Thelastnormalperson@reddit
OVER THE LINE!!!
Especially after the Chiefs/Ravens game ending
Rycan420@reddit
Your phones ringing dude.
cleomay5@reddit
I like your style...
OctavariusOctavium@reddit
Yea, well, the dude abides.
BirdManufacturer@reddit
“He’s a good man, and thorough” and “I said we cut off your chohnson!”
AZtoLA_Bruddah@reddit
I hate the fucking Eagles man …
GTFO! GTFO of my cab!
AZtoLA_Bruddah@reddit
Leads, yeah, sure. I’ll just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they’ve got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts! Leads!
JamesTweet@reddit
"I'm sorry. I wasn't listening."
Fit-Entrepreneur-493@reddit
This aggression will not stand. man.
NoHippo6825@reddit
The royal we
malcolmbananas@reddit
You know, the editorial
Mikelo57@reddit
STFU , Donny!
NotSamFisher@reddit
Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski
Alpacadiscount@reddit
ACROSS THIS LINE, YOU WILL NOT… Also Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian American, please
Alpacadiscount@reddit
Walter pivoting from full on rage to zen like calm mid-sentence is my spirit animal
garpar1365@reddit
Yeah, that's your opinion man.
triptonikhan@reddit
That's marvelous.
Easy_Duhz_it_@reddit
I was leaving work today and I got in my car, Hotel California came on the radio and I instantly thought "man I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin Eagles man".
WizeDiceSlinger@reddit
I hate the fuckin Eagles, man!
fenris71@reddit
Calmer than you are.
fenris71@reddit
Que ridiculo.
Emotional_Ad5714@reddit
Another Caucasian, Gary.
TheManInTheShack@reddit
“I’m going to go find a cash machine…”
TH3-3ND@reddit
unruleyjulie@reddit
"Your out of your element" I used to drive a Honda element
MomentOfHesitation@reddit
"Oh shit dude, I'm sorry" - Donny's ashes scene
savegamehenge@reddit
Nice marmot
Croftinator1@reddit
Yeah, he's a real reactionary
lawrenceleach99@reddit
"Nice marmot."
lawrenceleach99@reddit
"Hey man! This is a private residence."
Significant_Site_219@reddit
"Where's your car, dude?"
Darktopher87@reddit
This aggression will not sttand man.
O0rtCl0vd@reddit
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
MomentOfHesitation@reddit
Not a specific line but the scene where Donny's ashes are being blown by the wind.
jeriTuesday@reddit
He's a good man, and thorough.
Meursalt17@reddit
“…employed?” And yes, I’m neither dressed like I’m looking for a job, or fully aware of what day of the week it is
donotdisturb86@reddit
Must be exhausting …
mallgrabmongopush@reddit
My dad and I always use “Nothing is fucked here dude”
Aggressive_Cellist_9@reddit
“You’re not wrong Walter, you’re just an asshole.”
Practical_River_9175@reddit
You’re being very undude
red_fog@reddit
I drop this line more often than I care to admit.
DNZ_not_DMZ@reddit
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women.
Garpocalypse@reddit
This is what it's like when you find a stranger in the alps.
I only watched the censored version once and that line was the best I've ever heard.
Honorable Mention.
"I'm here to fix eine cable."
durden2345@reddit
“Jackie Treehorn treats objects like woman” or “come on, man. I’ve had a rough night and I hate the fuckin eagles, man!”
WhiskeyBadger_@reddit
Vagina.
effnad@reddit
"I still jerk off manually"
flowergrowl@reddit
Fortunately, I’m adhering to a pretty strict drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber.
Always pops in my head when people ask how I’m doing
TylerDurdensApathy@reddit
Over the line!
jkeegan123@reddit
Well that's just like, your opinion man, OK?!
dangerfiasco@reddit
Phones ringin dude
ReeveGoesh@reddit
It's Sandra about Biennale
PrincipleStill191@reddit
Oh no.
Makes me laugh every time.
Matt_R_83@reddit
JOOSEDDIT MANG
Soft_Fault_6211@reddit
Shut the fuck up, Donnie.
International_Dog705@reddit
Well, that's just like your opinion, man.
dphil6236@reddit
"You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!"
Mikehusker1@reddit
I’m watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
_reality_is_humming_@reddit
We believe in nussing Lebiwski, nussing
AbbreviationsOwn223@reddit
Mark it zero dude
evelchewbacca@reddit
Fuck it
hefixesthecable_@reddit
They got us working in shifts.
squirrels-mock-me@reddit
The little achievers, fuck yeah
2O2Ohindsight@reddit
I can get you a toe
newfarmer@reddit
I can get you a toe by 4 o’clock.
conger49@reddit
With nail polish!
iwasnotplanningthis@reddit
“Calmer than you are.”
SecretPrinciple8708@reddit
You are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion.
Extra_Work7379@reddit
Literally every single line in the movie.
spunkylizard@reddit
“Donny, please”
PhillipJ3ffries@reddit
We fucks you up we takes the mooney
SawsageKingofChicago@reddit
At least it’s an ethos!
ElGrandeRojo67@reddit
"Shut the Fuck up Donnie, you're outta your element!"
thealtthealtthealt@reddit
GAADAAAMMIT!!
Hog_Knock_Life@reddit
I’m throwing ROCKS tonight! You guys are dead in the water.
International_Row928@reddit
She came over to use the shower.
SugarMaple56732@reddit
The story's ludicrous.
Lennon789@reddit
Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet...
SugarMaple56732@reddit
Look Maude, I'm sorry your stepmother is a nympho, but.....do you have any Kahlua?
bum_thumper@reddit
You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole
juvy5000@reddit
i’ll you will it, it is no dream
Touch-the-Sky-2274@reddit
You are basically asking me to quote the entire script!
Shmoo_the_Parader@reddit
You want a toe?! I can get you a toe!
SuperMIK2020@reddit
“God damn you, Walter! You fuckin’ asshole! Everything’s a fuckin’ travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam
Anytime someone brings up the same thing multiple times, I now say, “Not everything is about Vietnam.”
codytheguitarist@reddit
Any time I get overwhelmed or anxious I think to myself, “You’re being very un-Dude.”
athiestchzhouse@reddit
Calmer than you are
Spang64@reddit
Well, Dude, we don't know.
stonrelectropunkjazz@reddit
New shit has come to light…. man
ExtensionPrimary614@reddit
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
treletraj@reddit
“Papers. Business papers.”
xf2xf@reddit
And what do you do, sir?
indieguy33@reddit
I’m unemployed.
Hazy-Davy@reddit
Her life is in your hands, dude
indieguy33@reddit
Don’t say that, man
unclesantana@reddit
We'll stomp on it und squoosh it! Ja, your viggly penis!
53Hump@reddit
Strong men also cry…strong men also cry.
And
The world does not start and stop at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit…OVER THE LINE!!!
mcleanmartel@reddit
Frequently I also use “(insert any contextual work here)? I mean, you know the guy?!”
ProfessionalFox2236@reddit
“Not on the rug, maaaaannnn”
cgimino@reddit
The the beauty of this plan is its simplicity.
Vandreeson@reddit
Pederast.
GodStewart1@reddit
The bums lost!
BarryManilou@reddit
We believe in nothing, lebowski. Nothing.
nmc9279@reddit
Whadda YOU do?
grazfest96@reddit
"I'm sorry, I wasn't listening."
tjb1013@reddit
I saw a dark mid 60s VW bug in my neighborhood three times as I walked around yesterday. It was like he was following me.
The third time I called out “it’s a wandering daughter job” but I got no reaction.
Sluggo55@reddit
This is what happens. When you find a stranger. In the Alps!
Wild-Net8382@reddit
Love using the cable T.V. version of that quote at work. Also a big fan of “Donnie, who loved bowling”
finglonger1077@reddit
I’m a dick, man. Like you!
crazy_washingmachine@reddit
I’m a brother Seamus!
El_Gumb0@reddit
Like an Irish monk?
crackpipecardozo@reddit
Lot of ins, lot of outs, lot of what have yous
Inner_Rope6667@reddit
I love this
asleepinthedesert@reddit
Dios mio, man.
Inner_Rope6667@reddit
Liam and me? We’re gonna fuck you ups!
abizabbie@reddit
"Johnson?!"
Chrisnm203@reddit
You want a (insert thing we are talking about)? I’ll get you a (thing again).
adamtaylor4815@reddit
Calmer than you.
Gunpowder-Plot-52@reddit
Nice marmot and obviously you're not a golfer.
Inner_Rope6667@reddit
NOTHING IS FUCKED?
TheVinylBird@reddit
I'm sorry..I wasn't listening
Cockblocktimus_Pryme@reddit
Far out man
george_kaplan1959@reddit
“Phones ringing, dude” - can be used by anyone anywhere (and anytime a phone is ringing )
HeifTreez@reddit
And a good day to you, sir!
Fit_Kaleidoscope6226@reddit
“… if you’re not into the whole brevity thing”
Blueberry_Mancakes@reddit
“Calmer than you are”
“Waiving a fucking gun around?!”
“…..Calmer than you are”
xf2xf@reddit
"I'm sorry, I wasn't listening."
Awkward_Bench123@reddit
“I don’t roll on Shannon’s!”
Awkward_Bench123@reddit
Chit, Shabbos
xf2xf@reddit
Shomer-fucking-shabbos.
onaboat13@reddit
8 year olds, dude
NanduDas@reddit
“Fucking time waster”
No one appreciates this one when I use it here :(
outfoxingthefoxes@reddit
Fuckin A. I got a scratch
Big-Caregiver-4049@reddit
Is this a…. What day is this?
HenryFondle26@reddit
You mean coitus?
Square_Net_7271@reddit
I don't roll on Shabbus!!!
StreamBoat_Slinky@reddit
It really brought the room together
SucksAtGuitar69@reddit
Who the fuck is this guy?
Appropriate-Ad3162@reddit
This is a bummer man, that’s a bummer.
spacecorn27@reddit
“I did not know that”
Fun-Preparation-4253@reddit
Calmer than you
fizzleguy@reddit
Lotta ins, lotta outs
courts0@reddit
Mine as well
deadpirate74@reddit
Lotta what have yous
Podunk212@reddit
Can’t think of it right now, but there’s one that always pops into my head on the 9th of every month
Galaxaura@reddit
No one is gonna cut your dick off.
My husband says that to me when I start to panic about anything. It's our "calm down" phrase.
HH912@reddit
Any time I see a bumper sticker, window decal, or billboard saying something about Jesus, I always have to look at my wife and say: “you said it man, nobody fucks with the Jesus”.
The best one was on a road in West Virginia we saw a billboard for a church with the Bible verse: Behold, I come quickly. Before I could even say my usual line, my wife beat me to it and said, “8 year olds dude”.
Entirely-of-cheese@reddit
How you gonna keep ‘em down on the farm once they’ve seen Carl Hungus?
IcyTake@reddit
Really tied the room together
efreeme@reddit
I'm stayin.... I'm finishing my coffee...
Galaxaura@reddit
Her life is in hands dude.. he asked me to repeat that.
Her life is jn yours hands.
SJAkuly@reddit
Each month on the 10th, I can clearly hear Monty’s words “Dude ….. it’s already the 10th” in my mind. Then I reply to myself, “Just slip the rent under my door.”
Inevitable-Cell-1227@reddit
Well it’s all water under the bridge and we do enter the next round robin am I wrong?
Artistic-Host-2806@reddit
“Ever thus to deadbeats Lebowski” has taken on mythic proportions. To the point I consider Wu a poet.
Grievsey13@reddit
Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you’re going to have to face the fact you’re a goddamn moron.
kimbermall@reddit
Take it easy, man
cjnpigs@reddit
Always at least once a day something stupid and new will cross my desk at work and I Always say “the fuck…who the fuck are the kinutzens?”
clevercubed@reddit
“Business papers”
clevercubed@reddit
“It really ties the room together”
clevercubed@reddit
“He’s a good man. And thorough.”
(But ya gotta do the accent)
sciman111@reddit
"Well Dude, we just don't know" anytime anyone asks me a question, I dont know the answer to. Lol!
dan_vorn@reddit
Calmer than you are
CrookedTeefs@reddit
“…If you’re not into the whole brevity thing.”
JimmyChonga24@reddit
It can be a natural, zesty enterprise
South_Face_1720@reddit
“That’s a bummer, man.”
Vernabator@reddit
I put “Obviously you’re not a golfer” on my golf balls. Feels better when you know someone is going to find the saying on one of my misguided tee balls
UnstableBrotha@reddit
Alriiiiiiight donnyyyyyyy
EvilRick_C-420@reddit
Not a quote but any time someone is being secretive I think of the Dude running over to the note pad Jackie was writing on.
RunEd51@reddit
My dad always busts out “You’re being verrry un-Dude.”
Salt-Benefit7944@reddit
All of them lol. It’s actually absurd how many times a day a quote from the movie pops in my head. Nothing else comes close.
rufneck-420@reddit
Fucking dog has fucking papers.
Cabton@reddit
... bones or clams or whatever you call them ...
BlueCollarRefined@reddit
Strikes and gutters
Loakattack@reddit
Your veggly little pehnus, Lebovski. We schtomp it und skvoosh it.
GreyLoad@reddit
jaaaa
Icy-Chance@reddit
And tomorrow, ve come back und ve cut off your chohnson.
Atlastheafterman@reddit
Well dude we just don’t know
EmpathicPenquin@reddit
Enjoying my coffee.
Arrgh98@reddit
That’s just like your opinion man
nevadapirate@reddit
"What the fuck are you talking about." I say it way to often. lol. sometimes even to other people.
PodissNM@reddit
"Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling." is my mantra.
Defiant-Piano-2349@reddit
DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY?!
stos313@reddit
Yeah? Well that’s just like your opinion man
bEErgrEMlin12@reddit
I’m staying! I’m finishing my coffee!
bEErgrEMlin12@reddit
Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.
Financial_Coach4760@reddit
“Phones ringing dude.”
VinnieTheGuy@reddit
“Lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous.”
dbfresh24@reddit
“Life does not start and stop at your convenience you miserable piece of shit.”
GreyLoad@reddit
What's wrong with Walter?
Commercial_Set2986@reddit
Whenever I'm distracted or multiple things are happening at work: "Lotta strands in old Duders head."
SoupIsNotAMeal@reddit
“Lotta what-have-yous”
That phrase is so wonderfully non-specific.
Muted-Manufacturer57@reddit
I say this all the time. Occasionally in settings a bit more formal than is ideal.
Fuzzlord67@reddit
I said this today…lotta ins, lotta outs…lotta strands in ol’ Duder’s head..
MacaroniMegaChurch@reddit
“What the fuck is with this guy?!? Who is he?!”
tpmu1027@reddit
I have little kids. Every time they jump onto me and my leather chair "there's a beverage here, man"!
Uncle_Tickle_Monster@reddit
New shit has come to light
Sinner__G@reddit
I drive a 5 ton truck, when I make a left hand turn and a car is over the stop line (which is often) and on my left side causing me turn wide.... I always yell "OVER THE LINE"..... and then, "You think I'm fucking around here?, Mark it Zero!"
andrewervin@reddit
“Leads.”
betabry@reddit
For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint
LordDarthAngst@reddit
“Not too good man.”
twelve112@reddit
Hey, careful man , there's a beverage here!!
Uuummmm-myname@reddit
You’re not wrong Walter, you’re just an asshole.
Saint_Stephen420@reddit
Well, we just don’t know, dude.
I say that one a lot.
Agreeable-Fix7113@reddit
Strong men also cry. Strong men also cry
broberds@reddit
Let me tell you something, pendejo.
No_Factor215@reddit
“Oh please dear?” pops in my head when someone is annoying me
“My dirty undies, dude… laundry… the whites 😜” definitely comes out when I’m doing laundry
AnySortOfPerson@reddit
"New information has come to light!"
"That's very fuckin' interesting!"
cmacfarland64@reddit
That’s like your opinion man.
turdfurgy69@reddit
When someone is telling me something I don’t give a shit about, I always say “ohhh” just as the Dude says at the what have you when Walter is expanding on who Walter Digby Sellers is
Dangerous_Music_7967@reddit
Phone’s ringing dude.
Owlentine@reddit
“Get a job, sir!”
pretentiousbasterd@reddit
For me it's when the german says "I FUCK YOU IN ZE ASS, I FUCK YOU IN ZE ASS, I FUCK YOU"
AtFishCat@reddit
One of my friends absolutely loves this quote. Lots of moments playing video games with him spouting that line!
cz108@reddit
Dudes car got a little dinged up
PagingDrFreeman@reddit
Bar’s over there.
nplakun@reddit
Bulk of the series.
AtFishCat@reddit
My fav lesser quoted quotes-
“It’s down there somewhere, let me take another look…”
“Yeah, we got two detectives on it. They’re working in shifts!”
“Papers…. Ah, business papers….”
“Jakie Treehorn, he treats object like women man”
“Mind if I do a J?”
“….and thorough.”
“She’s not my special lady friend man!”
Honestly I feel like just copy pasting the script in here cos honestly just about every line is golden
And particularly, words to live by and the moment where my heart always breaks->
“hey, fuck it man. Let’s go bowling.”
skyway_walker_612@reddit
Life doesn't stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit...
superchiva78@reddit
Well, that’s just like, your opinion, man.
MF_Kazuo@reddit
Also dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian American please
Shoddy_Passenger6472@reddit
Me and Charlie, eyeball to eyeball.
Yeah.
That's fucking combat.
The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fucking adversary.
Who's in pajamas, Walter?
Shut the fuck up, Donny. (3)
Whereas what we have here, a bunch of fig eaters wearing towels on their head, trying to find reverse on a Soviet tank.
This is not a worthy fucking adversary.
Tacomaboatguy@reddit
Uh uh uh ya know?
JohnQPublicc@reddit
Just because you get a divorce i don’t stop being Jewish.
Hey hey there’s a beverage here man!
Vagina!
Yah zats vy Dey call me I’m ze expert
ad-tom-music@reddit
Fucking dog has fucking papers - my wife and I just emigrated to Australia and our dog is currently in quarantine
Ambitious-Elevator17@reddit
What do you need that for dude?
Weird-Yesterday-8129@reddit
My ring tone is literally saying "your phones ringing dude"
spingdingdowning@reddit
That’s awesome. How did you make that happen? Would love to do the same. Thx
Weird-Yesterday-8129@reddit
Recorded it in my phone straight off the TV audio and added custom ringtone
spingdingdowning@reddit
Thank you
spingdingdowning@reddit
Nvmd, found it on Dudeism.com
ChicoTSanchez@reddit
Phone’s ringing, Dude!
JunkSalesman@reddit
“Really dude, you surprise me.”
CaptainMatticus@reddit
Everything is a fucking travesty with you!
JoeSeeWhales_3690@reddit
Ya know, that’s just like, your opinion, man.
Axonwaxon@reddit
Fuxking amateurs, dude
Rasputia87@reddit
“I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening.” I love to use this because people get so pissed😂
MarkEoghanJones_Art@reddit
Obviously, you're not a golfer.
Johon1985@reddit
Obviously you're not a golfer
HugePurpleNipples@reddit
That’s just like, your opinion man.
vibrance9460@reddit
Fuckin A man
You gotta say it like he does
And mean it
LtAldoDurden@reddit
Strikes and gutters is a go to for me
Economy_Childhood_20@reddit
This is a family restaurant, but restaurant can be interchangeable with other places or things
withoutpeer@reddit
Calmer than you.
jonnyredshorts@reddit
I mean, the whole movie really, but I really like, "They're gonna kill that poooor woman!"
VVOLFVViZZard@reddit
Anytime anyone ends a sentence with the number 15, I have to follow it up with “flunkin Social Studies” or I don’t sleep that night.
orbitalflux@reddit
Anytime anyone spills anything, "Not on the rug, man!"
justsumguy@reddit
Every time I see a dog I say, "I think it's a Pomeranian."
The more obviously it is not a Pomeranian, the more likely I am to say it.
Dirty_Dianah@reddit
“Yeah, well, you know, that’s just like, uh, your opinion, man.”
and
“Over the line!!”
StickyLafleur@reddit
Hey there's a beverage here man
HoraceBenbow@reddit
Whenever I get a coffee at a diner I say, "I'm staying. I'm drinking my coffee. Just enjoying my coffee." My mother, also a lover of the film, never fails to giggle.
emmyat@reddit
Lotta ins, lotta outs. Lotta what have yous.
Explaingineer@reddit
Yeah, it’s a brilliant plan, if I’ve understood it correctly.
inadim@reddit
A Swiss fucking watch.
Open-Illustra88er@reddit
He’s very good. And thorough.
Party-Imagination-16@reddit
That fuck...in bitch !
MoSqueezin@reddit
That's fucking interesting. And
If you will it, it is no dream.
Party-Imagination-16@reddit
She kidnapped herself c'mon dude you said so yourself
OliverNorvell1956@reddit
New shit has come to light! Also…. Enjoying my coffee.
Hot_Paper5030@reddit
Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I'm f**king married? The toilet seat's up, man!"
usbekchslebxian@reddit
Im currently doing gravel base work for paving at a country club and I keep saying “these rich fucks, this whole fuckin’ thing”
colemanpj920@reddit
Mark it eight, dude.
AlGeee@reddit
I’m (60m) a long time advocate of “man” “yeah man” and “far out”
TBL definitely reinforces that
windblown_knight@reddit
'So, you're Lebowski.' Pops into my head every time I meet a new person
usbekchslebxian@reddit
Bah’s ova there
XZZ5@reddit (OP)
Yes yes, I'm a Lebowski, you're a Lebowski
Wise_Somewhere7144@reddit
"Take the four dollars!"
frickin_fetch@reddit
Went alright! Dude’s car got a little dinged up.
therealtwomartinis@reddit
you know, the royal we
DiogenesD0g@reddit
The Dude is not in. Leave a message after the beep…It takes a minute.'
crani0@reddit
"Oh you know, ups and downs, strikes and gutters" is my favorite way to respond to "How is it going?"
ddaadd18@reddit
I’ve been answering my therapist with this for 10 years. He has never gotten it.
mcleanmartel@reddit
Same. And I have people say “oh I’ve never heard that before, I like it!”
81jmfk@reddit
Similar. I say it as “Oh you know, strikes and gutters, ups and downs.”
MoBar10@reddit
New information has come to light
MDeruki420ta@reddit
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, PENDEJO!
therealtwomartinis@reddit
bendeco?
didntthink2much@reddit
This is what happens! This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
Or
Calmer than you are.
Schmoppodopoulis@reddit
That’s….. that’s my robe.
TeleTwin@reddit
Aw, man, lodged where?!?!
Slow_Possession_1454@reddit
OVER THE LINE!!!!
PungentOnion@reddit
The plane has crashed into the goddamn mountain
just_some_dude828@reddit
This guy looks like a fuckin loser.
slimredcobb@reddit
-He’s a good man. And thuruh. -Does he still write? -Hey there’s a beverage here! -In the parlance of our times.
That last one I try to work into conversation as often as possible.
CommonSensei-_@reddit
Lotta strands in old Duders head.
Sudden_Ad471@reddit
Aufwakken, Arschloch!
StrikeSuch3403@reddit
Cooler than you are
ChuckFeathers@reddit
Far out... got room for one more?
newfarmer@reddit
“Donde es la dinero, cabron?”, from watching it with Spanish subtitles.
Bimboluvr@reddit
“The Dude abides”
Key-Contest-2879@reddit
Fuck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.
joe_from_iowa@reddit
Dipshit with a nine toed woman
woodrowchillson@reddit
“That’s fucking interesting man, that’s fucking interesting.”
woodrowchillson@reddit
“That’s fucking interesting man, that’s fucking interesting.”
itzTHATgai@reddit
WAY TO GO DONNIE!!!!!!!
Hawvy@reddit
And a good day to you, sir!
wesleydumont@reddit
Vagina.
teetering_bulb_dnd@reddit
You think the Carpet pissers did this? Well Dude, we just don't know..
crazy_washingmachine@reddit
“Is this a….
What day is this!”
Dr_Middlefinger@reddit
I mean, many learned men have disputed this, but in the 14th century, the Rambam…
‘The Rambam’ is likely referring to Maimonides - a Jewish rabbi and philosopher who was born in the 12th century.
So, not sure what Walter is talking about or if he has his dates mixed up.
Anyway, if anyone has a clue - let me know! I’d love to mark this one off of my unsolved mysteries list.
yospoe@reddit
“This is our concern, dude”
rrivers730@reddit
This aggression will not stand, man
FiK-SiR@reddit
Fuck it! I can’t be worrying about that shit. Life goes on, man!
Direct-Carry5458@reddit
When I'm in the office and there's some problem and someone outlines the problem for someone to understand, I always want to add 'this is our concern, dude '
Ecstatic_Leek5965@reddit
You want a toe, I can get you a toe, with polish
vinegar-pisser@reddit
Etz chayim hi, Dude, as the ex used to say
EmuelCorbithr@reddit
"You mean coitus?"
throwaway89025@reddit
"Without the necessary means for a, necessary means for a ^higher education"
Mediocre-Catch9580@reddit
Ahhhh….fuck it…..
aneurism75@reddit
What do you need that for dude?
Forthagram@reddit
I’ll snatch it away from you and stick it in your ass and pull the trigger til it goes click.
dream_monkey@reddit
Jesus
IncandescentObsidian@reddit
Laughable man. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Roderto@reddit
“The goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain!!”
This quote has involuntarily entered my mind more times than I can remember over the past 8 years…
numinousred@reddit
My thinking about this case has become very uptight.
lake-rat@reddit
“Occasionally”? Are we splitting hairs here, Dude?
MudlarkJack@reddit
"That's fucking interesting, man" is by far the most common for me
SpongEWorTHiebOb@reddit
Over the line…obviously
Double_M2@reddit
Yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man
Big-Friendship1106@reddit
That’s fucking interesting man, that’s fucking interesting.
jack-t-o-r-s@reddit
Fuckin human paraquat
Grib_Suka@reddit
What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
Historical_Boss_1184@reddit
“I could just be here with pee stains on my rug”
Used every time I could have / should have left well enough alone.
kathrinet2022@reddit
Shut the fuck up Donnie! You’re outta your league!
Cadillac_Jenkins@reddit
Far out.
hobocansquatcobbler@reddit
"fucking dipshit with a nine toed woman!!!"
aaronstandsh@reddit
Fuckin A man, I got a rash man
SketchSketchy@reddit
Just one?
Emotional_Middle7296@reddit
That's marvellous
CostofRepairs@reddit
“Cleft asshole”
EnvironmentalPack451@reddit
This, is what you get, when feed a stoner, scrambledeggs