Is this a new driving technique that I don't know about?
Posted by legendarygarlicfarm@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 90 comments
Posted by legendarygarlicfarm@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 90 comments
UhOhAllWillyNilly@reddit
Well, how else do you expect the poor guy to take a dump while he’s driving?
quackl11@reddit
Time is money after all
RepresentativeAd560@reddit
Only earnin' when the wheels are turnin'
legendarygarlicfarm@reddit (OP)
One point he had both feet on the dash and was driving with his arms under his thighs.
Flat-Refrigerator747@reddit
I’m in tears lmaooo
KingHauler@reddit
What the fuck, how is that even comfortable. I've driven with my leg out the window, but this is some next gen degeneracy.
Dead_Namer@reddit
It's someone who has been in the business a couple of years and consider themselves a supertrucker. It's his way of showing that off. It's also the reason why people at that time in the business have a worse record than new drivers.
They simply stop concentrating and giving a fuck because they haven't crashed *yet*.
santanzchild@reddit
Bonus points when they also have their laptop on the dash with a movie going.
1morepl8@reddit
Double bonus points when you're doing dispatch for drivers with a laptop on the dash while on the phone with em.
KlineyKline@reddit
God that shit drives me CRAZY!!!
TruckerChet1973@reddit
Taking a dump
k40s9mm@reddit
How Taking a dump while driving looks like
Upbeat-Pack112@reddit
Doctor said to keep his legs elevated
FL_4LF@reddit
Gotta love swift, they can bring out the crazy in anyone.
BeefStewAndCornbread@reddit
I know a state trooper from Louisiana they love pulling them over
MTB2470@reddit
“Automatics take just as much skill as a manual” “I get paid the same, why would I want to shift” “It’s automated, not automatic.” “Why don’t people take our profession seriously?”
Go ahead and downvote but before any of you kooks from the push-button brigade respond and tell me how once you’re on the highway someone with a manual transmission can do the same thing you’re right. The difference is anyone that most drivers without an auto restriction aren’t the type of driver that would do this. This is some new age laziness and the exact type of behavior that mega carriers have been cultivating. Low skill, non caring steering wheel holders who are willing to drive for pennies while they count hundreds.
Temporary-Yogurt-484@reddit
I don't have an automatic restriction.
MTB2470@reddit
Do you drive with your feet on the dash?
Temporary-Yogurt-484@reddit
Yeee
Physics-Pool@reddit
I rest my foot on the driver door cup holder/map pocket. I also don't have any restrictions..this leg out the window shit is part of the reason the industry is the way it is.
Tequilero-1@reddit
Same! I drive an automatic and sometimes I just gotta feel the stretch. But I’ll be damned if I do this while deiving
TruckingJames423@reddit
I miss a 13 speed Eaton, until traffic. Then? I love my pushbutton. Arthritis is a bitch, hand. 😁
paradisefantasy@reddit
I agree with this. Automatics are meant to be able to hire idiots for sure but it’s also easier on my legs. I’m getting too old to double clutch in 2 hour traffic jams. Just show me the money. That’s all I care about anymore
Temporary-Yogurt-484@reddit
You're using the clutch?
CardboardCutoutFieri@reddit
I just use a few bricks and a prayer on my rig
MTB2470@reddit
Who is double clutching modern transmissions? 8LL through 18 speeds don’t need a clutch in traffic unless you have to stop completely.
Ill-Confidence-423@reddit
You're right and it's sad... I just recently quit flatbedding and went back to driving in the oil field. 90% of the drivers out there couldn't do this job. You gotta be very resilient, drive in horrible conditions in all weather types, and you gotta be able to drive any type of transmission. My freightliner I had was an automatic and I do miss it for traffic, but other than that I actually prefer the manual it feels like I'm more involved in driving the truck idk it's weird to explain. The job I do is nothing compared to the guys pulling logs down a mountain or those rig movers who pull drilling rigs up the mountains lol I tip my hat to those guys.
Jaded_Customer_8058@reddit
I was gonna say fixin his butt plug 🔌
OutcomeSalty337@reddit
Pretty big person for yoga.
Obvious-Bookkeeper-3@reddit
Iv seen people with both feet out the window. Like what the actual fuck.
NorthDriver8927@reddit
When they get in a wreck they’re easier to get in the bag when they’re folded
CardboardCutoutFieri@reddit
As an EMT we appreciate a pre prepped to go bag. Like a morticians uber eats
Tequilero-1@reddit
💀 this comment ate! 😂😂😂
ThatBikerHyde@reddit
Busy shaving his asshole for his date at the pickle park later
Electronic_Cause682@reddit
“Hahahahahahahahahahahaha ya done called him one of them qwuuuuuuurs!”
🤡🤡🤡🤡
CardboardCutoutFieri@reddit
Thank god i aint one of them only proud straggots roun here
Empty-Literature4851@reddit
LMAO @ PICKLE PARK 🤣 😂
jamar2k@reddit
😂😂😂😂
CumminOnOnionRings@reddit
Thats the turban suburban lean
Temporary-Yogurt-484@reddit
So edgey
FatPanda_Mi12@reddit
I love automatic trucks, but this should get your license suspended no questions asked. Because of these idiots we keep getting more and more restrictions.
U_wind_sprint@reddit
Calm down fat panda he's not fisting a schlotzsky's ham sammich half naked with mustard on his chest while holding his phone to his face...he's avoiding the common fate of walking around with a damn cane. You know he's feeling pins and needles. I swear, these trucks ought to have a seat lever to let the driver do a half stand while driving.
Temporary-Yogurt-484@reddit
I do this, talk shit. 6 years no accidents baby. Here comes the "I've driven more miles than you in reverse" guys. Sorry you not flexible
Ok_Bug_6470@reddit
Some companies make drivers send them butthole pics to prove they aren’t hooking up with their trainers. Everybody’s dispatcher does this, right??
Mountainear99@reddit
That’s how you drive when you are best in class
DismalTank6429@reddit
"Super truckers hate this one trick"
lethalweapon100@reddit
Hope you got the truck # and snitched, those people shouldn’t have a CDL. Degenerate behavior
Outlaw11091@reddit
I can't tell what he's doing...
biotox1n@reddit
leg looks swollen, maybe water retentive, he's elevating the leg to try and treat it, when really he needs to stop driving and put his feet over his head for a few hours or get compression socks
if you're sitting in the seat all day they can get pretty bad for certain people
Runnin99@reddit
That's some exorcist shit
moldschlager@reddit
Typical black guy. Probably hitting the gas with his huge cock
imchasingyou@reddit
Some Balkan truckers love to drive like this
pitcholee83@reddit
Is anyone suprised that it's a Swift driver??
MainInternational824@reddit
😂🤣🤣😂😂😂
Can-O-Soup223@reddit
Dude got the beans above the Frank!
Jaycool10@reddit
Maybe he's practicing for his next career after his inevitable accident: Contortionist
Zoydberg_@reddit
I peed in a bottle while driving before but this dude pooping is on a whole new level
bytecollision@reddit
I always say “quit steering that thing with ya feet, trucking_company_name” when I see one all over the road - you caught one in the act!
Ebotells@reddit
Something normal when seeing a girl drive like this when normally them spreading out in public doesn’t happen and at the same time something seems very 🌈 about a man driving like this when spreading out in public is normal.
Huge-Wrongdoer-3942@reddit
That’s just standard technique of how to take a crap while you drive. They teach this in school now.
drimmie@reddit
Shiddin in the piss jug
Forsaken-Review727@reddit
He is for sure shitting into a bucket in front of the drivers seat 💩
RoscoMD@reddit
Looks like shitting in a shopping bag
brsrafal@reddit
He was on road like that? He should not be driving nothing like that this where is dot could end up bad not even funny
paradisefantasy@reddit
This is crazy. If he gets into an accident, that leg isn’t going to be attached to him. He would never be able to pull that leg down and react properly to avoid something bad. Getting that comfortable is blatantly ignoring safety.
TruckingJames423@reddit
Exactly. I refer to autos as 'old man transmissions'. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Quiet-Star@reddit
This was posted before, the guy was parked.
fagydyke@reddit
I drive my car with one foot up on the dash, but I've got a joint disorder so I can comfortably put one foot behind my head and use the other on the pedals.
Don't do it in the truck tho cause it would be unprofessional
Quynn_Stormcloud@reddit
The new “recumbent” drivers’ seat. Much better on your back, easy reach for the controls, and impairs your peripheral vision. Perfect for driving in a straight line and absolutely nothing else.
HeadSense9211@reddit
Swift wants their drivers to be relaxed, loosey goosey, stress free. So we ought to applaud their laissez faire approach to safety and defensive driving. Bless your hearts
constrman42@reddit
DOT should be allowed to remove these assholes from driving. You know the ass clown is on his phone too
Largofarburn@reddit
Man I feel like I see this all the time.
oyeahammo@reddit
Shitting while driving IS possible!
Royal-Application708@reddit
Is he givng himself a “reach-around”????
NorthDriver8927@reddit
Bro should pull over to do yoga.
InvestigatorBroad114@reddit
How do you even sit like that
santanzchild@reddit
Should of caught the truck number and emailed that to swift safety. Their drivers are dangerous enough without this stupidity.
FatPanda_Mi12@reddit
Swift would probably just call him and tell him don’t get caught doing stupid shit next time.
Level_Suggestion_777@reddit
Swift promoted him to head trainer
duhrun@reddit
Ah they would fire them asap.
legendarygarlicfarm@reddit (OP)
I can neither confirm nor deny that I did that
OneHoneydew3661@reddit
I mean .. if it was the codriver on the driver's lap...
Responsible-Ebb-8820@reddit
Taking a shit
unftp-0@reddit
Seen a western express guy doing this going down the road lol
Meatbuns66@reddit
Imo probably got some kind of ass problem. Hemorrhoids or something painful, can't sit on his ass.
darvin41387@reddit
Swifty swift greting creative
SeaRow556@reddit
Nothing to see here its just his co-driver or lot lizzard giving him a rimjob.
PigDestroyer90@reddit
Balls cooling position
Bigbadsmurf@reddit
I think he is taking a dump on the wheel while driving. I do that all the time too.
happydaddyintx77@reddit
It's called "the disregard".