Loose Lips Sink Ships

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trollhole12@reddit

Dude just do what everyone else does on a deployment and get a 1TB hard drive, fill it with all the porn and movies you can fit it with, then trade with friends who have shit you don’t.

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RootInit@reddit

I wasn't sufficiently gay for the navy but too bad. Could have setup a media server on a local network and basically run a mini netflix...

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trollhole12@reddit

You can fit a lot of shame in a 2gb USB drive

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trainderail88@reddit

Oh sure, when you guys fill up hard drives it's all fun and games but when I do it, the FBI want to speak to me.

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trollhole12@reddit

I used a VPN and I never got fucked with, idk

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Urmomsjuicyvagina@reddit

What's the point of attacking our ships when we got nukes under beaches.

Go ahead, we'll make you disappear

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Aguacatedeaire__@reddit

Like.... what part of "they got nukes too and they'll make you disappear too" is too hard to understand for you?

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Urmomsjuicyvagina@reddit

Mad doctrine, everyone dies, you still want to attack?

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Kirito619@reddit

Since you are a little slow I'll explain what MAD means.

You can still attack eachother. You just can't use nukes because the other side will do it too.

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Aguacatedeaire__@reddit

Exactly, that's the whole point. I see you're starting to get it, keep thinking about it.

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Some latina officer got a private and undisclosed starlink connection so that she could have internet to watch streaming. The problem is that she did that aboard a US navy low detection ship and they were made completely detectable to foreign radar for months at a time, making the US coastal patrol routes known and avoidable.

We discovered it only when our own detectors were put in maintenance and some friendlies told us that they could still see the ship on their radar due to some 3rd party signal. That normally means you have a tracker on board, but the sweep revealed nothing till they found the pc of that dumb btch and the chiefs she bribed.

Girl got demoted by court martial, but should have been jailed, in all fairness. It's borderline "counter-intelligence by incompetence", a charge that doesn't exist as of now, but soon will, if we continue to enlist into the single digit IQ pool.

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laniuscollurio1@reddit

woman moment

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SunderedValley@reddit

Oh I didn't know that that's how it got detected. That's hilarious.

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ywhine@reddit

https://fortune.com/2024/09/06/navy-officer-loses-job-secretly-installing-internet-warship-social-media-starlink/

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kerelberel@reddit

Chang is not a Japanese name

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Eskimomonk@reddit

Do these fuckin regards think sailors don’t load up 2-3TB hard drives full of porn and then share with everyone else while on deployment?? Or any military branch for that matter? All of those anons are fools to think centuries of gooning will suddenly stop during the age of technology

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tabascotazer@reddit

The funny part about this is it was a female chief that started everything. She convinced all the other chiefs to throw in to pay for it and even got someone to climb upper decks to install it. When she got caught she tried to cover it up saying it was only used in port.

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IceMagic75@reddit (OP)

One detail I particularly liked was how she gave her illicit Starlink wi-fi network a conspicuous name: 'STINKY'. It took her some time to realise it should be named something innocuous so it would be mistaken for a wireless printer or something...

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tabascotazer@reddit

Elon set the default name to starlinks as stinky so people would change it. She tried to quickly rename it to a printer but the damage was done.

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Dense_Impression6547@reddit

Special radar #3

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ChadWolf98@reddit

slopflix

The army never heard about dvds and movie foldera I guess

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Dense_Impression6547@reddit

I also have a "movie" folder

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ChadWolf98@reddit

I recon these movies werent made by disney

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thermitethrowaway@reddit

I just wanted to take a moment to appreciate the artistry of your title OP.

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IceMagic75@reddit (OP)

“New recruit Chad Staines is out of his depth! Senior Chief Grisel Marrero has offered him free Starlink wi-fi, but in exchange he has to 'scrub her poop deck'. The horror! Can Seaman Staines endure his deployment? And why DO they call the Chief's Mess the 'Goat Locker'? All will be revealed in... Loose Lips Sink Ships 3: Zipper Failure!”

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CplKangarooHaircut@reddit

Yea he’s a real innovator! Wow, and people say everything nowadays is just recycled garbage. Crazy.

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Appropriate_Pop4968@reddit

That’s a common expression, I just want to take a moment and call you a regard

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Ow66@reddit

If loose lips sink ships, then what do loose shits do?

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CplKangarooHaircut@reddit

Grease tits

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CplKangarooHaircut@reddit

Why the fuck are you black barring text? What is even the point of uploading this? Go take a long walk down a short pier OP

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Halcyon_156@reddit

This is actually fucking hilarious. Some people just cannot go a single day without using their phone.

I used to go to these in-depth 10 day meditation retreats with my ex gf. It was more her idea but I went to them a few times, at least two of which to undergo drug withdrawals, which was a bad idea.

Anyways, these retreats are conducted in a traditional Hindu manner and there is no speaking or cell phone use, you just meditate, or least you're supposed to.

It's intense but doable. They feed you and it's in a nice area where you can walk around. It's called the Goenka Vipassanna Institute or something like that.

Well, I came across a Vice article written by some hipster fuck who went to one of these courses. It was embarrassing. This guy didn't make it more than a couple days before wandering into the surrounding countryside looking for a cell signal. He had to use his phone so bad he put himself in danger. The staff found him wandering around the roads and he quit the course as soon as he was brought back.

Sitting in reflective silence for 10 days is really not that difficult. Anyways, something something phones.

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